I'm guessing this is a giant fucking horsefly? What do?

Let it go.

chew on it like gum

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He's being a little faggot lying on his back huffin' and puffin'.

>>564105475
lurking pls dont elt it go

>>564105572
He can't fly. He came into my apartment without my permission, his ass mine.

>>564105586
How about no.

It's those mother fuckers that lay their eggs in the skins of animals, right?

Glue it to something

>>564105921
I think it's a horsefly, they give nasty fucking bites. Don't think it's a botfly.

hairspray it and lighter

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>>564105921
You're thinking of a bot fly

>>564106043
This

>>564105475
suck its dick on cam

>>564106043
Nigger I don't own hairspray.

Put it in the freezer until it is knocked out cold. Then quickly while it's still unconscious glue it really well to a decent length of string. Await it to thaw out and regain consciousness. Enjoy your new pet.

roast it then eat it

>>564105475
insert it into your urethra

> Pull foreskin back
> Pick up Horsefly
> Insert horselfy between head of penis and the foreskin
> Roll foreskin foreward.

If Uncut

>Insert abdomen into ass
>Tense sphincter muscles
>Cut that little nigga in half.

>>564106095
i lold

>>564106161
yes

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>>564106229
kinda sad that this isnt about rolling a number and an OP which delivers whatever is rolled, but about someone who just asked a question and will never do this shit.

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>>564106068
why the fuck did my phone include my number in my post?

>>564106047
Hate those things. Only thing they're probably good for is torturing rapists.

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This is the shittiest horsefly ever.

>>564106132
whose fault is that

>>564106417
A boy can dream, oh a boy can dream

>>564106478
Is he ded ?

>>564106210
nigga get some salt and pepper first

>>564106478

Prove that it's not dead faggot. What a dumb thread you started. Bringing dead horseflies inside to post on 4chan

>>564106419
i got you

>>564106646
No, he's just buzzing around on the ground. Attempting to remove wings for further experimentation.

>>564106763
huh?

>>564106478
give it caffeine
or need mouth to mouth

>>564105475
cum on it

>>564106417
source?

>>564105475
Take enourmous chunk of meat out of
with one bite and fly away with flesh dripping
from your gnarled maw. Turnabout is fair play.

>>564106419

I got your # bro

prepare yourself

>>564106948
Not sure, either her uterus or urethra

>>564106454
>implying botfly larva would b any form of torture.

>>564107035
>2 anons got it before i deleted it

big whoop faggots

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Wings have been removed. He's buzzing around and appears to be in quite a lot of pain. Proceeding to give it some medical marijuana to ease the pain.

>>564107258
Now it's a horsewalk :D

>>564107425
Your such a faggot

Set it on fire op i want a video

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>>564107673
Wanna put my weener in your mouth?

blow some smoke up in there

Microwave

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Horsewalk has been given two small hits of some marijuana. Breathing has increased significantly, bub subject has appeared to be mobilized now.

>>564107258
Let it free and watch it die without hope

>>564107858
roll

>>564107258
equip his wings and fly away, start a new life.

set the glass upside down on a metal sheet or something like that, set that over a high heat on the hob and watch the fun :D

>>564107958
giggle

NIGGER

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>>564108061
Too late. Proceeded to set fire to the wings of the horsefly as a show of force and a form of psychological torture. The moment he saw the fire he got up and ran around in a circle and fell over. This humiliates the fly.

>>564106161
THIS

>>564107195
Not unless you unleash thousands of em in a small sealed room.

>>564108552
Dear god.

>>564108552
legs next

>>564107258
They can buzz without the wings? More research is required.

make it a horse roll next

tie balloons to it or someshit.
idk

>>564108874
There's still a little wing stump on his back making the buzzing noise, will have to remove that before we get a clear answer.

>>564108790
On it. Removed one leg, he's pissed.

>>564106047
>bot fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpw9FwYqAs
fuck my life

>>564108552
I love your presentation OP.
Asshole creatures like those should stay out of human ecosphere.

>>564108978
pictures

put a candle in the cup, sot it will die with no O2

smoke it

>>564105475
Dissect with thin needle and post results. Dissect carefully though.

make it into a negotiation
then torture him for declining to speak

>>564109079
you got that right
annoying little shits

>>564105475
Lube up your penis hole and gently yet firmly inser that little guy in there.

>>564109268
Ask him where the rebel base is

>>564109417
do they have special lube for that?

>>564109512
No. KY should do the trick.

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You could have saved me.

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>>564109691
But you didn't.

>>564108931
I got bit by a horsefly about a month ago, twice on the top of each outer thigh they swelled like crazy

>>564109691
The face of despair.

>>564109783
Get a thread and use it to hang out, then put lighter under it, not to close, and watch it squirm

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What kind of life can a horsefly have without legs or wings? Find out later with science.

>>564105475
Crucifix.

Cigarette burns next?

>>564110251
It evolved into metapod

>>564108984
omfg

>>564110432
kek

>>564110251
guess it wont need those little antenna anymore

>>564105475
>find more of them,
>freez them
>wait untill they pass out
>glue them to a matchstick plane
>breath warm air onto them
>watch your epic plane take off
>???
>Profit

>>564110789
so much of this

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attach a balloon so spacefrog has a friend

>>564111027
what he said

someone post the comic!

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OP i love you, this is awesome!

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>>564110693
Guess now.

>>564110789
There aren't any more of them.

>>564111048
No balloons.

>>564111245
then buy one faggot

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>>564110789
There's an infographic for that.

ITS A TSE TSE FLY KILL THAT SHIT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT KILLS YOU

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Shame fills his soul as he watches a human-built flying machine go overhead.

>>564111507
I cant help but feel sad for this creature.

>>564111438
tsetse flies are from Africa!
Awe /b/rother!

>>564111507
bury it in the sand and leave its head poking out

cut it open.

>>564111603
I have sugar.

>>564111767
it'll do

Make a submarine for it with a plastic bottle and show it.. A whole new world

>>564111859
second this motion

>>564111767
do eet

>>564111742

This.
Cut him open and reveal his intestines.

>>564111859
let him go undah da sea

Glue it to a toothpick, tie a string around it, and swing it around.

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He gets sugar everywhere when he buzzes. I think I have just the submarine for this little guy.

>>564112285
>a whole goddamn cup of sugar

>>564112285
I don't understand you people torturing insects ike that. When I catch a fly i just rip off its wings and feed it to the nearest spider.

>>564112285
he might overdose

>>564111603
This...except the sand nneeds to be an ant pile. video it.

>>564112468
B-but he wants to explore the ocean floor...

This faggot horsefly is getting #rekt

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>>564112545
Forgot pic.

>>564112545
submarine, go for it!

Op cant spare enough to get a balloon but he can waste all that damn sugar

tie it to a balloon and make it the first space fly

>>564112876
Getting a balloon requires me to leave my sanctuary.

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>>564112659
cum on it

Fill the submarine with cum.

How are you going to make your submarine submerge?

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lol op is incredibly poor. is this what niggers do for fun?

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>>564113208

>>564112981
Thats a. more acceptable answer

>>564112659
how about recording some of this for us? show it back in the sugar again? frankly I don't believe it's still alive.

until I see video - I think we're looking at a corpse.

>>564108984
my trypophobia is really fucking my ass right now

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>>564113194
The submarine idea didn't really work out too well. I submerged him in my roommates water bottle. You can kind of see him.

>>564113543
Get a video

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>>564113208
Poor people cant afford fresh sheetrock putty

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>>564113543
RED ALERT, THE SUBMARINE HAS RECEIVED EXTENSIVE HULL DAMAGE AND THE PRESSURE CAUSED WATER TO GET INTO THE SUBMARINE. HORSEFLY APPEARS TO BE ALIVE. NOTICEABLE LACK OF STRENGTH AND ENERGY.

>>564113208
looks like he browses 4chan like you 1/10 troll

>>564113943
bumping for information about the fly/new experiment

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>>564115367
Getting a gif up to prove he's still alive. Bear with me and continue giving some ideas.

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>>564115497
Shit quality. He's a broken fly.

>>564115497
Step 1: Melt sugar
Step 2: Drop fly in molten sugar
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

>>564115497
thanks for the information
dunno about other ideas, i'm not too creative, no idea which wouldnt kill it

>>564115607
Cum on it

>>564115793
Or this

>>564115793
Vote for this.

>>564110432
lel

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I wonder if he's anti-smoking? Probably not after he smoked two bowls.

>>564115793
voting for this too

>>564105475
jam it down your peehole then cum and shoot it out

>>564115980
livin on the edge with dat mirror over thur

>calling 757-622-PETA

OP cum on it pls

Make him a small chair and crown him king of the flies.

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>>564116268

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He doesn't like smoking as much as I do.

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>>564116548
i wonder why that is!

>>564116548

I assume he's dead now.
Dead or alive, just ejaculate above it.
Cum on!

>>564116914
Jenkem you idiot

>>564116823
He is dead, but will will I ejaculate on it?

Why?

>>564117526
cremate it instead

>>564117526

Let me show you:
>>564115793
>>564106923
>>564113031
>>564116454
>>564116823

Is that enough?

>>564117859
That's really gay bro, and I think I put him through enough psychological torture.

>>564117729
He needs a proper funeral.

>>564118218
burn him!

>>564118218

Alright, then.

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>>564113840
>>564113208
Apparantly rich people deliver comments on others for fun. You fuckin snob

if you won't drown him in semen, then send him to valhalla.
AKA lay down a paper towel, then some sticks, then the fly, then light that sucker

>>564118856
exactly what i meant

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May his soul find it's way to Valhalla.

>>564118930
Best get a video.

>>564119206

Pour nectar on it.

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>>564119206

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>>564119391

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You will be missed, horsefly.

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>>564119839
He was a tough motherfucker, but everyone and everything breaks.

>>564120045
it was a nice time with you op, but is it really over now?

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>>564120098
It's never over.

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>>564120416
Found a nice, gooey corpse inside.

>>564120416
well go on then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zs-jTgAiEA

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>>564120045
>>564120045
May he RIP in peace

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>>564120654

>>564120654
looks crispy, yummy

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>>564121005
Don't worry, I'm giving him a bath.

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>>564120654
also

Summer seems to be late

>>564121180
I love you OP!
just seeing how you care about this little fly makes my heart beat faster!

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>>564121603
Sorry, should have put a trigger warning.

>>564121831
Drying him off now.

>>564122283
DISSECT HIM! FOR SCIENCE!

>>564122564
Making incisions as we speak. His insides smell like a hairy piece of dog shit covered in sulfur.

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>>564122564
Lotta meat on this guy.

>>564123272
neat

>>564123272
looks pretty professional

>>564123272
REMOVE ITS STOMACH AND SLICE IT OPEN

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>>564123528
>>564123870
Some nice meat here.

>>564123272
taste it

>>564105475
burn to death

eat it
it is full of protein, vitamins, minerals everything you need
make sure to down it with your own piss

>>564124326
>>564124426
>>564124553
I shall smoke his internal organs with my bong so he and I may me one with each other. Tasting shall commence after. Oddly enough his insides smell like cinnamon..

>>564124750
nice idea my friend!

>>564124750
that's really fucking disgusting

>>564105475

You better run to your therapist, you sniveling cunt.

archiving this

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>>564125259
>>564125351
fucking faggots gtfo

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For science and love.

>>564126209
DO IT
DO IT NOW

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>>564126209

>>564126209
smoke thatt fucking creature

>>564126209
Gee opie! I wanna grow up to be just like you one day!

>>564125627
Is it wrong im incredibly aroused by this?

>>564126209
>Never kek'd harder in my life

eagerly awaiting OP

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>>564126681
You guys waiting has paid off.

>>564126680
>FUCKING KEK

>>564126680
>op isnt a nigger

what a twist

>>564112447

when i catch either a fly or a spider or a bird or a dog

i smash it and throw it in the toilet

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>>564126770

OP Deliveries inc.

>>564126770
>death
oh my god thats disgusting kek op delivered

>>564126849
How was he?

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>>564126770
this is awesome!

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>>564126943
Smooth as fuck.

>>564127083
what else was to be expected of our little friend?

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posting in epic bread

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>>564127083
did he alter the taste of the hit at all?

Someone screencap this.

>>564127183
Only the best obviously. I feel like I'm one with him in spirit and mind. Thank you everyone for experiencing with me the rebirth of myself and horsefly. We are very grateful.

>>564127379
Very slightly, made me gag.

>>564127492
I have to thank you!
Awesome thread with awesome OP, always nice to have!

>>564127492
horsefly is love
horsefly is life.

>>564108552
I hope you and your mother and your whole family get cancer. Cancer that never goes away and tortures you till old age.

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>>564127492

>>564105475
stick it in your penis
itll make it look bigger

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someone archive this

>>564127701
and i hope you get the fuck out of this thread because you destroy the awesome experience and are a fucking faggot.

>>564127840
>>564127882
Welp..

>>564115980
I have those same speakers

>>564127701
Looks like someone has never been bitten by a horsefly before. Don't worry, me and my brethren will fix that soon enough.

>>564127801
http://4archive.org/b/thread/564105475

doesn't show whole thing

>>564128247

What are you, a fucking horsefly-kin?

>>564128606
yes, he is one with the horsefly!

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>>564113031
I need this in my life

>>564128606
>>564128669
We are one with eachother.

legendary thread 10/10

>>564128247
Then just stomp on it and quickly kill it, plus you mentioned it cannot fly but you are a sadistic fuck. Psychopaths disgust me.

>>564129046
you got some rest of it to eat or something?

>>564129046
Intertwined, would you say?

>>564129046
OP, you truly are straight amongst fags

>>564129279
How does it feel knowing that flies perceive time slower so this probably felt like an eternity to him?

Seriously, it's a fucking piss off horsefly that was buzzing around me trying to bite me. Fuck him. Fuck him in the ass.

>>564108984

Well. I was gonna fap. Then this fucker came along

>>564129279
confirmed faggot and retard
not able to see the pictures? the fly is dead already and was a sacrifice so OP could inhale it's spirit and be one with it.

>>564129046

Oh wait, it's OP.
Sorry, I thought you were the guy who wished cancer on you.

Oops.

Please someone screencap this, legendary 10/10 OP has proven himself not to be a fag

>>564129473
It doesn't feel like anything, I'm just here imagining scenarios how would you feel if at some point in your life an islamic fuck captured you and tortured you the same way you did to that fly. Wouldn't you prefer him to kill you fast and get posted on the internet?

Why don't you respect life?
>>564129513
You are the retard here, I viewed the whole thread and saw the OP posted a gif where it's clearly alive.

>>564129870
As a side note, fuck insects. But I can't stand seeing life being tortured, I like quick deaths, decapitation, firing it up but dissecting it while alive is too much/

>>564129870
he fucking smoked it in his bong, so alive, you gotta know

>>564130303
Are you stupid?

>>564109691
>>564109783
For only 25 cents a day, you can save these poor, abused animals.

>>564105475
put some sort of solvent in with it, watch it get buzz.

>>564129870
>>564130184
This is literal autism at it's finest. Do you eat McDonalds?

>>564130440
are you?
>>564123272
does this look alive to you?
holy shit...

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OP you have entertained me all evening, thank you

>>564130652
Did you just ignore the whole fucking thread?

>>564106478
canada

>>564130715
Yeah it would have been nice if it wasn't archived so early. Anyone got screencaps?

>>564130749
how astute of you!

>>564107258
I WAAAATCHED YOOOOUUU CHAAAAAAAAAANGE

LIKE YOU NEVERRRRRRRRR hadwings

NOW YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL

SO ALIIIIIIIIVE

>>564130657
I guess everyone can be diagnosed an autist on the internet today.

>>564131789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMDjMKnf7WE Nominate this as thread official theme song.

>>564132002
you have my vote

>>564132002
And my vote

>>564132002
>the content owner has not made this video available to view on mobile

Nominate Tom Petty for faggot of the day

100/10 best thread ever.

https://archive.today/rw1ob