WATERFALLS DO NOT EXIST I am sick and tired of people referring

I agree waterfalls ARE bullshit

wha

How bout ah pee on yet mum huh that'd be a proper yellow waterfall idnit.

you can't take the sky either, is that fake and bullshit? WHAT IS REAL LIFE??????

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How can waterfalls be real if our eyes aren't real?

>you can't take the sky either, is that fake and bullshit?

YES IT FUCKING IS

The sky is COMPLETE HORSESHIT! It's just a fucking fuzzy ball of particles that stretch out into space.

>>563992386
so are tornadoes also just whirly silly clouds?

This is a euphemism for the female orgasm, isn't?

Checkmate, Athiests

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I use this to make water fall

>>so are tornadoes also just whirly silly clouds?

PHIL SIMMS THINKS SO. https://twitter.com/philsimmsquotes/status/402144216685371393

>>563991408
I disagree.

River at one elevation -> Waterfall -> River at another elevation

If you take out the waterfall then the water simply stopped existing at one point in space and started existing in another. The waterfall has to exist otherwise the entire paradigm by which we view physics falls to pieces.

Also because it is by definition an area where water falls. It doesn't have to be a thing. Blue is not a thing, but blue exists because we use it to define a concept.

>>563992734

>dat microdick

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>>563992220

>>563992951
this coming from a guy with a nano dick

>>563992827

Blue is not a thing it is only a construct of your mind to describe a different temperature sense by your eyes.

It only exists in your mind.

>>563993148

Are you implying my cock is filled with nanomachines? Because you'd be right. My crotch is actually a Metal Gear in disguise.

Autism Speaks brought to you by OP

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if this ain't a waterfall, what is it then?

>>563992094
> WHAT IS REAL LIFE??????
this guy gets it

>>563993365
no im implying your cock is nano sized fuckhead

what the fuck kind of a captcha is 1777?

>>563993436

It's beautiful.

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>>563991408
but you know who does?

If is say clothes don't exist because 'clothes' is just a word used to describe clothes assembled in to a certain shape, can I walk around naked?

>>563993658

JRDUD ONLY SAVES IF YOUR GOOD TO HIM

>>563993436

That's clearly a fountain, dipshit.

>>563993579

I detect that you are mad. Do you identify as a waterfall? Did this thread trigger you?

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This thread has given me a waterfall, if you know what I mean...

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>>563993848
Jerry saves all.

>>563993848

>JRDUD

Behold, our new god.

>>563993848

Who now?

>>563993848
HOW DARE YOU, I'M A JRDUDKIN, AND FAGGOT OP'S ARE MY TRIGGER.

>>563993331
Actually it exists as an interpretation of light waves causing out occular cones to send neural signals to out occipital lobe.

Blue is a mental construction. So is space, and a wall, and even trees. A tree is actually a term used to describe a collection of self-sustaining plant cells.

Your definition is too specific to allow for anything to actually exist except for the most fundamental particles. I seriously doubt you are going to start a trend.

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real or not, water falls + Boobs = real boner

>>563993848
Jrdud fcukim cjust

>>563994324

quarks do not exist they are lies.

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Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior JRDUD?

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>>563991408

>>563994501

https://twitter.com/jrdud

HE IS REAL

JRDUD is the god of waterfalls.

Let it be known that August 21st, 2014 was the day the savior JRDUD was brought to us by the prophet OP.

OP's still a faggot.

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Did I see someone talkin bout mee?

>>563995087

Damn, Sombody hit you with the ugly stick son.

>>563995087

YOU ARE NOT A WATERFALL

>>563995347
Someone hit you with the bitch stick, even I can see that.

>>563994784

This man is an impostor. jrdud is not our savior, JRDUD is. The capital letters convey his true power.

>>563995347

EXECUTE THE HERETIC, HE SPITS BLASPHEMY ABOUT LORD JRDUD

the fuck

this fucking thread man

>>563995470

You'd think a god would have the power to fix his own hideous face.

>>563995776

Have you come to worship JRDUD? All are welcome. All are welcome.

>>563995876

Except this fag.

>>563995876

WATERFALLS DONT HAVE FACES

>>563996057
JRDUD is the face of the faceless, the voice of the voiceless, he is one, and he is all.

>>563996238

JRDUD is love, JRDUD is life.

>>563996025
i take no gods other than my own euphoric intellect thank you

>>563996057

If waterfalls don't exist, then he shouldn't exist.

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I make waterfalls every night

>>563996326

THEN YOU MUST BE SACRIFIED IN THE NAME OF JRDUD.

>>563996382

BUT WATERFALLS CAN'T WORSHIP

>>563996482
kiss my ass you aint sacrificing shit you fuck headed tard monkey :V

>>563991408
But waterfalls can be taken, moved, and repositioned. Its just a lot of fucking hard work and requires shit tons of either 1. labor and civil engineering, or 2. fucking nature doing its thing.

>>563996553

Why are you worshipping a nonexistance?

fuck, that song's in my head now op

>>563996482

JRDUD IS LOVE. JRSUS IS LIFE

>>563996857
HE WAS IN THE WATERFALL

>>563996901

I'm afraid to ask, but what form does JRSUS tak?

Hey buddy, what the fuck have waterfalls done to you?
Can you even imagine trying to advertise "Niagra Water Falling Over Precipice"?
Fuck you.

>>563996901

Who is JRSUS? Is he the son of JRDUD? He has come to watch over us all?

>>563997118

Clearly the form of the sky.

>>563997118
HE IS AN EGG

https://twitter.com/jrsus

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>>563996901
Did you call for me mychild, JRSUS the god of the downs-stricken...

>>563997272

So this god hasn't been born yet?

We also have the gods JRSUD AND JRDUS

>>563997472

EGGS ARE THE PRE EXISTING PRE EXISTANCE OF LIFE JRSUS IS LFE

>>563997584

The hell did you just say?????????

>>563997545
they are nothing more than false gods you heathen

>>563997349

All hail JRSUS, he shall one day grant us all the holy retard strength

>>563997472

The son of JRDUD will protect us all.

>>563997545

FUCK OFF IDOL WORSHIPPER.

>>563997584
life is a concept given verbilization so as to give conscious beings a state of persistance in an otherwise fleeting world as they grasp at their inability to encompas exsistance while moving at C.

>>563997878
I DO NOT MOVE AT ALPHABETS

THEY ARE PART OF 4 GODS OF THE WORLD

>>563991408
Shut your autistic mouth, OP.

This Tread is starting to make my head hurt...

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OP must on something

>>563998000
4 gods have no mention in the great codex of wush they are of false teaching begone heathen

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WWJD - WHAT WOULD JRSUS DO?

>>563998151
TAKE TIRES OFF HEAD

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>>563997987
I do...

>>563997987

All the words of OP shall be interpreted as JRDUD's word.

JRDUD clearly speaks in kanji and doesn't use the European alphabet.

>>563998069

FUCK OFF HEATHEN.

>>563998297

What I do with my tires is my own business!!!

The Great codex of wush is larger then you think

>>563991408
>They are only a construct of your mind to describe the action of water falling over an edge of a precipice.
>water
>falling
falling water isn't a waterfall

>>563998301
HOW DO YOU MOVE ALPHABETS

>>563991408
How do I ID
Even greentext not know much do want?

>>563998601

Then what the hell is it???

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>>563998614
Just take a look, it's in a book. a reading rainbow.

>>563991408
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

>>563998601
How can water fall
Water cannot stand therefor cannot fall
This thread is dildos

>>563998824
IT IS SIMPLY MATTER TRAVELING through time to become itself again

????????????
????????

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>>563991408

When all the water in the universe is done falling, the FSM our glorious creator will show himself to mankind.

>>563998970

It's a paradox?

>>563998970
Dont even start with the fakey bullshit that is time

>>563999165
IT IS the creators beauty

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>>563999165
no, this is a pair of ducks

OP has to told in a vision that there are gods not 2 hethen gods. JRSUD AND JRDUS are real

>>563999318
DUCKA RE NOT TIME

>>563999217
wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff?

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>>563999217
>>563998970
>>563999451

>time

THAT'S IT! We have to go back in time in order to see the one true god, JRDUD!

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>>563999451
The waterfalls have something to say to you...

>>563999451
LEARN TO TYPE YOU FAT FUCK

OP are JRUSD and JRDUS gods?

>>563999451

Your either high, blind or need a new keyboard.

>>563999685

We are all worshippers of JRDUD here. Please fuck off in the name of his holiness.

>>563999649
BUT YOU CANT go back int ime because time is a flowing orchestral score of VIOLINISTS PLAYING THE SAME NOTE AT DIFFERENT TEMPOS TO COALESCE INTO a diamond of beauty.

>>563991408
go forth OP and tell you are still not a believer
http://salmonofcapistrano.com/

>>563999731
Or a woman, only a woman could fuck something up that bad. probably wasn't in the kitchen...

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I fucking agree with this OP.

HUMANS DO NOT EXIST

I am sick and tired of people referring to humans as a thing they can chase and capture. Humans DO NOT EXIST!

They are only a construct of your mind to describe the action of matter falling out of a vagina. Natural humans are not things that can be taken, moved, and re-positioned.

But how come if waterfall not then how does it are is and cliffs?

>>563999979
humans are the sand castles of space.

>>563999934

THEN HOW DO I MEET JRDUD?!

>>563999979

Where do you people keep coming from?

JRDUD does not exist. JRDUD is not a thing that can be taken, moved, and re-positioned.

>>564000172
WE ARE ALL JRSUD

>>563999979

Ok no you've gone too far internet

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>>564000257

>>564000331

Can you take yourself? Can you move yourself? Can you re-position yourself?

We all are avatars of JRSUS.

I TOLD JRSUD WAS REAL

>>563999979

>Otherkin detected

>>564000306

See >>563999924

>>564000331

Thank you OP, it all makes sense now!

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>>563991408

>maximum autism

JRSUD EXSISTS AS WELL!!!

https://twitter.com/JRSUD

>>564000530
NO MY ARMS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH

>>564000420

Don't say that they might go farther

>>564000331
We, the JRSUD are all the sons of JRDUD.

The women can go fuck off.

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>>564000420

There is no internet

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I'm gunna hide here till all the wierd shit is over...

>>564000862
Then where am I?

>>563992734
yes, but is it big enough to make a sound?

were is this going?, we went from woder falls to gods

But if JRSUD then how do I JRDUD. And how come JRSUS?

>>564001134
JRSUD took the wheel, and this is where the thread steered to.

>>564001095
YOU ARE NOT HERE. YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE. I AM HERE.

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>>564000420
>>564000643
>>564001134


WE MUST GO EVEN FARTHER BEYOND!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We want to spread this religon

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>>563996057
>WATERFALLS DONT HAVE FACES

just skulls

>>564001298

Why?

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>>564001263
Are you the soopah sayiajeeeen god?

>>564001260
YOU'RE NOT HELPING

>>564001095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIZx3Cl78k

>>564001298
PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT REAL IT IS JUST THE TRANSFORMATION OF PEATNUTTY MATTER INTOA SPREADABLE DESSERT. IT IS STILL PEANUTES NOT BUTTER.

ALL HAIL JRDUD. I GIVE MY LIFE TO THEE

>>564001527

Peanut butter not being butter is something I can agree with.

JRSUD and JRDUD, are 2 parts of the triforce but what is the 3rd?

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The Holy Trinity of Waterfalls

op is there a fouth god JRDUS

>>564001527
PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT REAL IT IS JUST THE TRANSFORMATION OF PEANUTTY MATTER INTO A SPREADABLE DESSERT IT IS STILL PEANUTS NOT BUTTER


ALL REPEAT THE HOLY MANTRA

>>564001527
But... When is the peanut butter jelly time then?

>>564000862

The what did I fight at the end of Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World?

>>564001919
FDUDM IS A CRIME

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>>564001527
OH HELL NO!! DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER, MOTHERFUCKER!!

But what if JRDUD is a waterfall?

>>564002048

Dear god now i'm asking stupid things

Prove it

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>>564001525

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>>564001491
>>564001527
>>564001812

ALL HAIL JRDUD.

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>>564002201
if JRDUD is waterfall, then how does bear know what apples is?

p

PEANUT BUTTERY GOODNESS

So what has JRDUD done for the world lately?

>>564002590

He has cleansed our souls of the pagan filth.

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horse

>>564002517

If apples are frozen inside frozen water and the frozen water falls over some rocks. Then how can the bear exist?

>>564003135
this thread is getting boring

I lost and regained my virginity by reading this thread

captcha: water tedpst

>>564003265

HERETICS, ALL OF THEM.

>>564003051
fapped to worse

>>564003438
most have fapped to horse

Horse fapping is Sinful

>>564003645
Most have fapped to worse than horse

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>>564003272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU

>>563991408
I came.

>>564003051
ya know, that horse is a pervert. getting a stiffy in the lockerroom

This thread will mindfuck you hard be careful before posting

Waterfalls trigger me, JRDUD why have you done this?

>>564004219
fuck your triggers faggot

>>564003836
DONT HIT HORSES THEY ADRINK FROM THE RIVERS OF LUDW

>>563993794
Don't you already?

how much water would 4chan chug if 4chan could understand that waterfalls don't EXIST!!!

well OP i must say this is quite the masterful bait

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>>564004219
Waterfalls trigger all.

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>>564004181

FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

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Do you relize that the our galaxy is full of billions black holes made of dying suns that are invisible to even our most sophisticated measuring devices, and that our solar-system could encounter one by chance any minute destroying all existence in our solar-system.

>>564004767
I DO NOT RECOMMEND FUCKING WITH THAT HAIR

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>>564004859
FUCK THYSELVES INSTEAD

>>563996452

Five Guys its that you?

>>564005351
too hot

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>>564005351
no he is not anywhere near as attractive

>>564005684
told you other one was too hot that face is creepy

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>>564005971
here have a full nude

Goddamn it I just wanted to talk about waterfalls.

The fuck is this?

>>564006490
that's ok do not want