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>TUMBLR IS THE BEST SITE EVER! ITT: tumblr autism go faggots

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>TUMBLR IS THE BEST SITE EVER!


ITT: tumblr autism
go faggots
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lel
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>>563911929
Some OC
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>>563912495
> love yourselves
> im lovin it
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>>563912495
I have stretch mark from my arms getting to big from lifting but this fat piece of trash doesn't have any? Fuck this gay earth
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>>563913239
Do you have anymore tumblr pics you fag?
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> tumblr loves groot
> groot
> hwat
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>>563912495
That's a textbook tumblr user right there
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>>563911929
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This fag wants feedback.....
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How this thread makes me feel.
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>>563914214
> supernatural has a gif for everything
> tumblr reference

oh
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cancer
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>>563914291
>no straight people
>world dies off due to no possible reproduction
>earth becomes animal land
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>>563914750
With the massive amount of fucking retards in the world I am still OK with that. I would just rather we die off to the sound of war, not gay buttsex.
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Why couldnt hitler be born in this day and age and make his target tumblr bitches, i could honestly say these dillusional people being egged on by other dillusional people have nothing good to contribute besides for a scienctific standpoint in watching how the retarded act in packs
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>>563914750
they dont think that far ahead
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>>563914026
this is good
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>>563914878
? Not REKT ? REKT ? REKTangle ? SHREKT
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>>563914750
Nah, that will happen only in 'murica. Here is yurop we don't have any of this nonsense

>mfw there are no feminazis
>mfw I don't know a single person with tumblr
>mfw I haven't seen a single furry
>mfw I have seen only a few ponyfags in my IT university which is obviously full of autists
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this autism is too cringy
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>>563915524
upboated :^)
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>>563915613
is this male or female irl? im confused
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>>563915613
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>>563914026
the "octoberfest" kills me
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>>563914750
how about artificial insemination
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>>563913239
>Tfw stretch marks on my shoulders from lifting and I feel uncomfortable wearing a muscle shirt
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>>563915818
>>563915613
Wow, just as autistic as ever
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>>563915971
>tfw stretch marks on knees because really tall and feel uncomfortable wearing shorts in publix
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>>563915818
Also that episode of pony sucked.
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>>563913208
> keking into eternity
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>>563915613
>male
>tranny
>lesbian

What the fuck is he then? A trap that wants to fuck women? Damn...
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>>563916115
>There are 10 year olds eating fucking salads and lean protein

Never gets old
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>>563915971
>tfw stretch marks from being an actual fatty
even i fix my weight, my skin will always be a dead giveaway
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>>563911929
No, spooky jew productions dot com is the best site ever
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>>563916312
No he is a straight white cis male.
He just used contradictory tumblr words to make it sound special. I think its a joke.
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>>563915616
>yurop
>no feminazis

the fuck are you from? Tukey?
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>>563915786
now we're getting somewhere
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>>563914878
Brave is fucking scottish
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>>563916163
Half of those posts don't even seem mad tho
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>>563916440
I've heard tanning helps to get rid of stretch marks, I've yet to try it though
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>>563913208
>someone insulted me today and I'm here to tell you all how I'm totally not paying attention to that
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>>563916115
This has to be someone trolling
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>>563913678
you can't not love groot
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>>563914878
brave's set in fantasy version of my country, and i'm no fucking fenian.
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>>563915616
dude, you faggots are the epicenter of this shit.
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>>563917150
Word
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>>563915613
this isn't tumblr, but it sure as hell proves that tumblrfags are autistic. an actual sperg on /r/tumblrinaction (the best subleddit out there for this shit) once even said that beliefs like those of otherkin are often something that autistic people have since they confuse fiction and reality at times.

>>563916857
thanks man, i'm currently in the process of going through c25k after which i'll start lifting, will remember that when i lose the chub
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>>563914878
Brave is set in Scotland.... Fucking idiot
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>>563915613
Just when I thought he couldn't get any more autistic
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>>563914026
tfw this situation has actually come to be real.
Fuck me because I don't have the screenshot but some SJW on twitter said that imposing gender roles on little kids is sexist or whatever, to which a tranny said "I wish you stopped talking about gender roles because I'm oppressed" to which the SJW started crying and apologizing.
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>>563916115
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>>563915060
Oh how I would like to see pack of retards..
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>>563917649
kek
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>>563916648
Czech Republic

no feminazis at all
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>>563916583

could just be a tranny who made a mistake.

I know a tranny who started as a boy, turned into a girl, but still likes girls. There's your tranny lesbian. If she regrets the switch and wants to identify as male in her tranny body then you'd have a match.
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>>563916115
>fem here
>no man is obligated to find anyone attractive
>10/10 I raged
>stupid tumblr bitches making the rest of us look bad
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>>563917983
You know the rules, don't you?
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>>563917983
>fem here
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>>563917983
>btw I'm a grill
You know the rules, and so do I
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>>563917173
Prove it fag.
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>>563917950
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>>563917983
lrn2greentext you newfag
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>>563917983
>le FUNNY MEME ARROws in MY 4chainz POST!!1 XDDD

Lurk more
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>>563917793
try sweden
france , england , norway , spain , germany
u Slavicfags are safe
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>>563916312
chrischan
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
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>>563914291
is it a troll or is that an actual thing and why wtf is the tought process behind it
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>>563917043
>based mcdoublekill
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>>563918225
Not quite anon. If she's just passing through it's fine. Breasts only for a request.

But if she dumps em anyway god speed.
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>>563911929

What the fuck is it with these tumblr feminists and dressing like it's the 50s? Esp those fucktarded glasses

Someone here said it's the female version of the Fedora. So true. We need to start a shaming campaign against it.

Or maybe I'm just sick today and irritable.
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>>563917649
I like how they hash tagged racism, sexism, white privilege, and male privilege. Isn't that supporting everything this person would be against. I mean she sure didn't hash tag anti racism or anything.
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>>563918472
Yeah we only have gypsies which are niggers of europe
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>>563913502
I didn't post any. I'm on my mobile
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autism to the max

either that or i'm laughing at a little kid with an imagination.
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>>563918662
check your temp with an anal thermometer faggot
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>>563914026
as a hetero-asexual i always just identify as straight because that's what it appears to any outside observer. when you're not asexual but are aromantic, the same should apply, since even if you don't feel romantic attraction, you still want to fuck people of a certain sex. only when you're both asexual and aromantic should you even consider mentioning asexuality or any aspect of it at all. otherwise, you're just being a special snowflake, because it doesn't affect your dating life in a visible manner. even then, it might be easier to lie about being a faggot, lol.

also tfw i just discovered that someone i used to know in high school has a tumblr nowadays, and she's now both furry, otherkin, "non binary" trans and "demisexual" (some bullshit tumblr labels afaik). my jimmies will take a long time to unrustle from that revelation.
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>>563918827

>implying I'm not using it right now
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>>563912495
society isn't the only thing she doesn't fit into
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>>563918949
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>>563917043
topkek
> muh oppression
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>>563918815
a lot of the userbase seems to be around 15. a little autistic, but they're far from adults.
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>>563915971
Seriously. So glad I got big. Now I have stretch marks. Too embarrassed to take off my shirt. Can't get them to heal. Any tips?
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>>563915951
rape
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>>563917043
fucking keked
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Can somebody break it down for me? I see you guys say "gb2 x" where x could be Reddit or Tumblr or 9gag or ebaumsworld or funnyjunk or whatever.
How do you tell which one is which? Are there signs I can look for?
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>>563912426
I...i don't even

During this last 4 weeks i had to check a fuckton of times with "Cis genre" means. Those tumblr faggots use it like it was a number.

> "He is cis and i'm conflicted"
> Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where individuals' experiences of their own gender match the sex they were assigned at birth. (Wiki)

HE IS JUST SAD FOR NOT BEING ALLOWED TO SUCK DAD'S COCK.
Fucking rustling here
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I know sweden has already fallen to this but seriously
>Sweden
Who gives a shit?
Has anywhere actually important shown cases of these people acting doing anything to cause change? or are they just beating their chests?
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>>563913208
Is that eyebrows or glasses spoilers?
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>>563913678
i love groot too. gtfo h8r
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>>563917364
>>563916721
Scottishs, irish
Whats the difference really..
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>>563917140
I feel like groot was only there so people would freak out over him.
I AM GROOT I AM GROO !!11!!11ONE!!! LMAO!!
see what I mean?
Still a pretty kickass movie
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>>563919610
The scottish don't get wiped out because of spuds.
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>>563918840
Ever go on fetlife? It's the same bullshit
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>>563917649
Funny thing is that the logo is a hand fisting something round and the hand makes an inverted cross...
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>>563914878
>forgetting Mulan
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>>563917043

this is brilliant and horrible at the same time.
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>>563919284
Top kek
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>>563917793
Wow. A Slav.
You are literally worse than niggers. You aren't even a real white person.
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>>563915903
>octoberfest
you are litterally worse than hitler
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>>563912495
Im glad to see ursula finally standing up for herself
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>>563911929


Every time one of them engages me I just make up some nonsense and call them privileged. Pisses them right off.
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>>563917043
Dat punchline doe
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>>563917983
>anonette here
>no one really cares
>was this an excuse to say ur a grill?
>that's why this shit always leads to tits or gtfo
>even though you're not camwhoring
>so you're not obligated
>/b/oys go fick yerself m8 i swer on mi dad
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>>563911929
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>>563918472
Bullshit. I live in Poland (which is pretty fucking close to Czech Republic - for you amerifags) and we've got a shitload of feminazis everywhere in mass media
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oldworldfag here. What's tumblr? What's this feminist shit?
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>>563919979
>never been to the Czech republic
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>>563918520
> tought process
>tumbler
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>>563919775
i made an account once because my only sexual outlet is pure unadulterated fetish stuff (with zero interest in actual sex, hence being effectively asexual), but i quit almost immediately, since i found likeminded people more easily by just drawing fetish art on DA. it took like two weeks to start receiving PMs from people asking for my skype. gotta love the internet.
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>>563920496
A bunch of upper middle classed bitches who want to be "special."
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>>563920496
check the thread

and 'em
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>>563914291

and people get pissed at me for saying the word "gay"?
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>>563916153
>implying anything past season 2 wasnt utter shit
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I must live in another dimension of Yurop, since I've never seen nor heard any feminist shit other than what I read about 'muricans
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>>563920687
>implying Faust was really enough of an influence to make the first two seasons inherently better.
Parts of season four were solid.
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>>563915613
that thing needs to take a creative writing class.
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>>563912495
I'm about 60% sure thats a man.
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>>563919764
Kek la kek
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>>563920490
Of course Poland has feminazis. It's such a shithole, it has the worst of everything.
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>>563920774
that's americans for you. lol
Fuckers are more emotional than saudis at a funeral
>triggered
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>>563920496
A diversion, a meaningless strugge between opposing views. No effort what-so-ever is made to consolidate from either side. They're all too busy pointing out what utter idiots the opposition is.

I hated this shit from the beginning.
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fucking peanut butter
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>>563920646
I made one to find a female elsexual deviant. Most disapointing thing ever. Mostly "pansexual" guys aka fuckiling bi sexual. Found a guy friend on there, I had defended him against gay rumors. Turned out he was pan sexual. Left the site after that. I've seen quite a few of his gfs and he's a closet dude fucker. Not really pan sexual if you have a clear preference.
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>>563920862
autistic and gay? you have some mighty privilege.
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>>563918840
if you have a sexual preference, but you are aromantic, you are just a sociopath
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thread sucks
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>>563917983
>fem here
>whore here
>attention whore here
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>>563921302
Why does everybody keep calling me a sociopath? I have none of the signs.
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>>563921032
>>563920774
you guys probably just never leave your basement
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>>563921302
No clue op. Sociopaths are usually sexual deviants.
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>>563921123
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>>563921140
>i suddenly had some vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise
>as a tortoise
>tortoise

Dawn, i read that sentence 3 times becuase of this shit.
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>>563921279
>elsexual
pardon me, but what the fuck is that?
>>563921302
nah, because you'd still like having regular, platonic friends. that's not very sociopath-y.
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>>563921587
upboated ;)
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>>563921786
>>>/s4s/
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>>563919029
>>563920952
It's a guy but it probably identifies as a pony from outerspace with that hair.
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>>563920862
I'll agree season 4 had some decent episodes the biggest turn off for me was the high amounts of unnecessary singing
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>>563913208
did someone say eternity kek?
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>>563922063
There have always been songs in MLP, but yeah it's getting to be nearly every episode, with a few like Pinkie Pride having half a dozen. I agree it's a bit much.
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This thread is almost as bad as feels threads.
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>>563921786
>sages to hide his id
>the perfect crime.jpg
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I truly understand that it might come as a shock to some of You, but this BS isn't everywhere, even non-Slavic countries.

Also, I don't have a basement :(
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>>563917983

>fem here

why so priviledged?
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>>563917793
I went to Prague on vacation! You've got some pretty women even though they are Slavs
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this board is getting worse and worse at spotting obvious trolls
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>>563913239
check your thin privilege fucking cis asshole
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>>563919245
How bad are they? If there's just a few, I wouldn't worry about it. But you're going to have to just wait for them to fade over time, unfortunately. I tried many things since I hit puberty but nothing worked. They'll become silvery and almost unnoticeable eventually, but it will likely take years.
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How can people be this insanely oversensitive and not kill themselves before they graduate high school?
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>>563914750
Don't forget they will heavily condition their children to be gay or any other cool sexuality/gender.
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>>563919529
>glasses spoilers
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>>563922178
>these are the american leaders of the future
jesus christ burgers, what have you created with your constant pandering to women?
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>>563922178
Is this the cunt who only eats nuts?
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>>563911929
Just a question - how long has this "otherkin" thing been around? If I ever meet anyone like that, I swear I'm going to hit them. I can't believe that a group of individuals think that they have the spirit of a worm and that they were a worm in a past life.

Society is getting so fucked up. Twenty years ago, bikers would have burned your house down where I live if they found out you're gay - now we have people who aren't gay, or straight, but "demisexual" and "squirrelkins"

What in the fuck is going on in this world?
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>>563922634
what is she doing to those poor kids
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>>563914291
This is simply and purely heterophobic. Luckily, nobody gives a fuck about what these people think.
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MAN THIS FUCKING THRED IS MAKING ME KEK ALL OVER MY LELZXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LIKE
LIKE OMG
I DIDNT KNOW I COULD MAKE THIS MUCH KEKSAUCE TO COVER MY LELS, THEY CANT EVEN BREATHE JUST LIKE MAI SIDESXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LIKE
4CHAN
U GUISE ARE SO LE FUNNY THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOG LATER PLS NO BULYXPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>563923070
gr8 b8 m8
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>>563923003

Thats the second time Ive heard that word used.

The first time was in an eminem song Im pretty sure.
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>>563923070
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>>563922532
Fuck. There's a couple that look pretty bad. Like Freddy Kruger attacked me. I've tried a few lotions, losing weight and a high protein. Diet.
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>>563922901
i think they've existed since furfags came to be, that is, in the 90's
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>>563923528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmfn5fI1PM
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>>563923431
>>563923543
;^)
Im gonna report you guys to anita so she can out you two on tumblr
tumblr does not forget cisscum
tumblr does not forgive cisscum
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>>563917793
Same with Bosnia.

It's ingrained in our culture that women have to treat their husband with the utmost respect and they need to clean and cook us food. Pretty sweet if I say so myself.
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>>563923680

Eminem, pioneer in fag hating. He aint all bad.

Song gets off to a nice start.
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>>563922919
>not realizing its a tickle-DJ
stay pleb retard
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>>563911929
I'm actually Doggkin and this is very offensive to me.
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wow, never was on tumblr before, it is literally cancer
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>>563915971
>tfw giant stretchmarks cover my entire back
>"Anon, why don't you like swimming?"
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>>563924284
/b/ is cancer.
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>>563924284
you are cancer
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>>563915613
So this is what has become of CWC?
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>>563924591
thats harsh, probably gonna kill myself now
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>>563924386
Can't you get that shit that pregnant women rub on themselves?
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>>563923576
I know that feel. I think that being fit would over shadow the stretch marks, though, since they're a result of your hard work and not being fat. Remember they're also really common, even on skinny people.
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>>563920929
I find this to be a new level of retarded
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>they said I could be anything I wanted
>so I became a dinner plate
>#otherkin
>#notracism
>#crockery

lol if i could be bother to open photoshop...maybe later
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>>563925034
Yeah. I'm not a girl. My gf has less after having a kid.
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>>563925034
ice cream?
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>>563924931
no more lumberjack to tell him to stop being a faggot.
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>>563922898
:/
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>>563925080
It would be so bad if the ones on my stomach didn't just appear out of know where.
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>>563925034
I doubt it would work
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>>563915060
People like this have always existed. They have only recently recovered from the most recent hitler. Therefore we need to breed a new and improved hitler to deal with the current situation
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>>563924259
Nigga plz
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Could someone please familiarize me with 'cis' and all these terms? It's all new shit to me
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>>563925621
Ah that's shit. You could look into laser treatment if you're desperate. It's expensive, and has a low success rate (around 30%? I'm not sure anymore), but it could work for you.

Captcha: I'm not even sure. Some blurred shit? The fuck?
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>>563926156
So, we're gonna pull a boys from Brazil.
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>>563926442
don't you oppress me with your demands you privileged barstard
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>>563926442
Tumblr-shtick for a normal human being.
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>>563926442
'cis' means 'normal' in their autistic jargon language
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>>563911929
kek
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>>563912495
>>563920952
Looks like Jim Sterling
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>>563925425
Topkik
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>>563927094
we have our own derogatory term for them: normalfag
it's a stupid hipster thing that exists in many fringe groups
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>>563917043
>dat booty tho
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>>563920929
>no
hahahahaha
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>>563915269
>implying they dont use most of their mind to comprehend their own volume
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>>563926442
>>563927246
it's Latin, actually. a prefix.
'cis' means 'here' or 'same side'
'trans' means 'over there' or 'on the other side'

like most Latin words, 'cis' is (was) used primarily in the Science world (mostly Chemistry in this case).
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>>563915613
Damn, I think we broke him guys. Trolling him used to be fun because he would go into an autistic rage, but now I just feel sorry for him. He is really losing it
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>>563927472
I know we have normal fag, but I was pretty sure that was just used for people and not for humans in general.
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>>563913239
Stretch marks come from gaining or losing mass too quickly. If this dude has been slowly getting fat forever he won't have as much stretch.
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>>563922178
I just..I just don't understand how this can be a real thing.

>paw/pawself/paws
>I know I'm a human, TECHNICALLY

I hate to sound like a basic bitch, but I fucking can't even
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>>563915060
But then Israel would have been given to the tumblrfags instead of the jews after WWII. Fuck, imagine that shit.
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>>563928105
That bitch needs to be raped.
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>>563923543
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>>563928105
lil purrfect femme is the best with feminist bullshit
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>>563928958
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>>563916707
wtf this isn't bad
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>>563929041
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>>563918815
I too like to stretch when i´m about to get up from bed/couch.

Am i a dragon?
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>>563929157

Its funny how she says to stay strong and how she sacrifices her life for feminism as if everyone is against her even though the only real danger is herself.
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>>563929082
pretty sure this one's a troll. i just looked for otherkin on tumblr to find something juicy, but like hald of the posts were obvious trolls. good job, had lulz.
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>>563919979
Epic meme.
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>>563920929
fucking loled
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>>563919365

Reddit is not he same as tumblr. There is the whole circlejerk thing and karma whoring that's quite boring but some sub like fatlogic are fun.
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>>563929157
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>>563925424
Try cocoa butter lotion. Serious
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>>563915971
>mfw people think my back stretch marks are scars from my dad whipping me
>mfw he only beat me
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>>563929157
Gimme 2 good reasons as to why we shouldn't crucify bitches THAT dumb.
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>>563922681
is this legit? can anyone confirm?
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>>563912495
She's so ugly she killed my weed high
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>>563930070
1. They're funny
2. I don't like necrophylia
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>>563919383
DyE - Fantasy
>>
tumblr > /b/
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>>563930386
>she
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>>563913239
priv your checkelege
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>>563929489

>the real CANCER is herself.

fixed that for ye
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>>563930552
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>>563926442
CIS- Someone whose mind matches their body. Some debate over whether originated from the latin prefix Cis- (Same, this side of) or if acronym for Comfortable In Skin

Trans- One who identifies as the opposite gender

Otherkin- One who identifies as animal

OP- Faggot
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>>563930325
I can confirm
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>>563930325
i can't confirm for 4chan but I'm a moderator of another online community and i can say that the "staff" has become literally infested with sjw's to the point of destroying that site's culture.
>>
/b/ is for black people who have to go to the library to access a computer and don't have time to use tumb1r
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>>563930512
>on 4chan
>doesn't like necroph I lia

B8 harder!
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>>563930749
i like how as a chem student i immediately realized the cis thing in the whole transgender context. who'd know that working on an actual science degree would sneakily cause one to learn wimminz' studies terms! must be the jew professors.
>>
>>563930749
Otherkins not only identify as animals. They identify with meteors, or planets (pluto) or fictional characters.

And they go beyond identifying, they believe they are actually another entity, or they were another entity in another life that are now trapped in a human body
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>>563930749
>Trans- One who identifies as the opposite gender
>implying there are only two genders

check your privilege you cissexist white het male scum
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>>563930749
You made me laugh out loud anon.

Here are three pairs of tits
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>>563930665
Naw it's true. This is bait - the more you make fun of tumb1r the worse it makes /b/ look since /b/ lost that little war in a big way
>>
>>563931319
O rly?
>>
>>563931442
2009 wants it's meme back

Stay black ;)
>>
>>563931751
But what if I don't need to?
>>
>>563921140

Dude I got to the bit about the tortoise and I think my brain cells just gave up 10/10
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>>563920067
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>>563918467
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>563931193
>cissexist white het male scum

FUCKING EXCUSE YOU. I AM A QUAD-GENDERED DISABLED PANFAT OMNISEXUAL OTHERKIN, IDENTIFYING 40% AS TREYVONNE MARTIN, 20% AS BAMBI, AND 40% AS FOX-KIN. I WON'T STAND FOR THIS ABLIST, WEIGHTIST, CLASSIST, RACIST, SEXIST BULLSHIT, AND NEITHER WILL MY HEADMATE RACHAEL RAY!!!!!!
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>>563932472
7/11 kekkled.
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>>563928105
can't argue with that
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Are these people for real? Like seriously what the fuck.

Imagine you had a kid that acted like that holy shit it must be a fucking nightmare for their parents.
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>>563918815
>What do you do that's dragonlike?
>Shit normal people do of course!
We are all dragons folks.
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>>563915786

Christian Weston Chandler, also known as CWC and Chris-Chan is the physical embodiment of autism, born in male human form.

This idiot got himself in the mindset that if he can't get a qt3.14 gf as a man, he'll have to turn into a womyn to get one.
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>>563928105
>allow me, a woman, to explain what it's like to have a penis
>>
>>563912495
Was about to fap to loli but then I saw this.

>boneriskill.jpg
>>
tumblr is what happened when we let women online.
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>>563917793
Buzno
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>>563923070
>>563923543
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 pls dont h8
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>>563912495
>Are you a boy or a girl?
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>>563913678
S5?
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>>563922681
Spooks
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>>563934645
Homouši

nem?žeš popt?ít že tu žádný šílený feministky nemáme
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>>563932472
The sad thing is, that's pretty accurate.
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>>563913208

>Laughing
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>>563917649
Islam is the cure to feminism
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>>563914214
Go back to highschool, faggot
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>>563928105
#mysoginy on a misanthropic post.
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>>563914878
This always fucking pisses me off. People just completely ignore all of the ethnic diversity there has been even in early Disney and start a shitstorm when a character is white, even if it makes no fucking sense to be any other race.
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>>563929489
I'd give anythig to see tumblr faggots raiding 4chan
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>>563923818
erp a derp-a-derp
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>>563928958
I would fuck that deer girl with one of theses.
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>>563918815
mfw dragonborn is real
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>>563929041
But oppression of women today is like the holocaust. Because neither happened.
kek JK.
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>>563916163
I feel this needs carried on for a prolonged time till tumblr dies. They are weak. If it was carried on it would end
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>>563922178
this rustles me more than usual because she looks good in pic
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>>563920929
How retarded can they be? They preach all the time and they have some big ass prejudices there, I'm spanish and I'm blond with green eyes. Do they think all spanish people look like fucking Don Ramon?
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>>563911929
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>>563928958

You're not a deer
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mfw this thread
i un-learned to even
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>>563922178
tl;dr but read the FAQs and cringed
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>>563930665

>internet war
>internet
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>>563913843
made me kek
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>>563936267
>in a degenerate thead about degenerates on another website
>not realizing theres more to that website
>not realizing blatant satire
>calling people faggot

even if you aren't in highschool, you could only be a pathetically immature
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>>563939490
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>>563919979
kek'd.

Caucasian -> Caucasus -> Look at google maps you faggot.
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>>563911929
>Posting epic Facebook meme comics

kill yourself faggot
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>>563939212
nice one
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>>563913909
he wants feedback
here's some feedback
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