I'm thinking about spilling money all over the place and buying 4chan from Moot to try and fix this damn site and return it to what it once was. I've got 700 million dollars from my grandfathers will.
What do you guys think? Should I do it?
Because this site has no other chance to be saved.
Im not going through the trouble to go through that fucking security casualy. I have severe security measures put in that takes almost an entire day to get cleared to enter the vault.
Okay. You've invested $560 million in gold? But you're worried about $100k to pay off school loans? Why do you even have loans? >>563842921
You can plunk a wad of cash down at thr the finance office and be done with it.
It's fair to assume your grandpa didn't leave one person every cent, so it's fair to assume he was a billionaire.
Forbes says there were nine billionaires in Wisconsin in 2013. None of them were very involved in the stock market. The most recent Wisconsin billionaire death occurred in 2007, and that guy ran a shingle supply company.
Nobody but my family and his workers knew about the sheer amount of money he had. His wife was the only other person besides himself that knew the exact number. The government was only aware of about 800 million.
>implying this is actually real
>get trolled nigger
Are you that retarded? If i did that not only might i get MY money stolen, but the money left to my family. Also the proof he was laundering money was confidential to him and the owner of the stores and small companies (he never liked laundering a corperation, it almost got him killed). He was paranoid when it came to who knew about what he was doing (our family is also notorious for being trustworthy and none of us spilled the beans).
>30 miles away
>On some spy movie shit
>OP is 12 years old
Exactly why this is fake. I have 300,000 and I'm not worried about having to pay a cent for tuition or loans. So I'll live well through college and whatever is left after will be saved for if I ever have a Money/medical emergency and need it.
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded with actual idiots who think they're in good company."
This is the problem w 4chan and /b/ in particular.
Kek anon, my security system is nowhere as shitty as any james bond movie vault. Most of the locking system is manual and litterally unhackable by any known means. 2 meters of renforced steel ,50 meters underground with armed guards.
Theres way more to it but im not telling any of you plebs about the internal security.
As soon as you purchased 4chan we'd know who you were.
wait so you have 700mil and the first thing you do is try to buy 4chan
Thats true, but at that point all you could steal is the currency i have in my bank. And even so, most of it is in an overseas bank. If you can find and get the money, ill give it to you. But still, i doubt any of you could do it.
Lol im going to be one of these noobs...
Hello rich inheritance dood..
I need extreme help getting my life back in order,,
My biggest need is a car, but even 50 cents would be appreciated, I can use it and scrape up some change to buy some fries...
Frankz for reading my bullshit, OP.. props to you, enjoy your richness!
Win? There is no winning or losing when you argue with a bunch of pathetic faggots who spend all their time shuffling through boards of useless nonsence when they could be doing something more productive..
If everyone took the bullshit out of their life and replaced it with science and math, we would be so much more advanced as a society
Alright guys, ive got to do a meeting with a company im going to invest in in the morning. You'll see me around (ill timestamp this small dragon i bought when i was a child)
No hard feeling anons.. Im not going to take shit from you because I asked for a small chunk of your abundance of cash.
Please jsut do something smart with the 700 millon... Invest in science/technology based organizations, or even create some of your own.. I wish I could gather up the cash and friends to do some investing with, however, I am young and nobody trusts the mind of a 19 year old boy..
Good day to you sir..
Yes, I masturbate, I am a wanker.
Is that the best you can come up with? You are seriously pathetic, why do you go out of your way to keep commenting useless/meaningless bullshit when the whole thing is over? You look more like a faggot than anybody in this thread.. Do us a favor and off yourself.
Thanks for saving me the trouble of finding the image, I thought this.
Either OP is 10 and/or has no idea of the value of a dollar. You may as well have just said 'a gajillion dollars' I mean come on, be believable.
Yeah, all of you are faggots.. Who cares what ridiculous shit i put while high on some anonymous board anyway? Lol you guys actually got all worked up first, before I did, cause all i did was ask for a donation and leave my paypal..
Every single person could have ingored that but instead they took the extra time, went out of their way, to be an asshole about my simple postt..
That makes you all fucktards, and im sure you all agree.
Lol, thanks for taking a more diplomatic approach to things, but let me tell you.. typos happen. I know post is spelled with one T, if you really thought I was that much of a fucking idiot, you'd probably be right, seeing as 99.9% of people on /b/are complete fucking idiots
Oh, im not trying to win anything... If I wanted to win an argument with somebody, i'd call any of the people I know IRL...Seeing as how everybody I know is a complete dumbsss..
Though, so is like 99% of the world, so what should I expect?
I have a question for OP.
Is it a possibility that you would consider making fundemental changes to the dynamics of 4chan?
>it's 4am, cannot brain.
I apologize in advance if that was a retarded question.