Slaughter begins at 1:00
GET IN HERE
what is this?
reporting in, make this a good show op
>>563714097
Yes! YES! Eat those visitors!
=D
>>563714097
ill drop the fences at 1:00. its 12:30
And not a single car was around that day.
>>563714097
This might be good.
>>563714097
what game is this? not theme park or RCT
please let Mr. Bones make an appearance
I played this game legitimately and my lion enclosures never looked that nice...what the fuck.
>>563714097
lurkin
>>563714097
Bumpin for interest.
>pic unrelated
>>563714396
What are you doing OP? There should be more lions!
>>563714097
Dont give in to their pestering. Stick with the schedule.
>>563714097
VIVA SADISM I'M IN
Lurkin
>>563714624
fuck the lions put dinosaurs
>>563714396
You expect us to wait around?
go on.. impress me.
>>563714097
This has potential...
>>563714396
You should also record it and post webms. Also don't forget to save before you drop the fences and post the save file too.
I miss the fuck out of this game
Please continue
>>563714809
This. It would be great.
>>563714986
those lions look far too well fed. Take the meat out of the exhibit hungry lions are lions that will make a show.
>>563714986
rip in peace deer ;_;
>>563714986
I demand sharks.
>>563715137
this
>>563714454
zoo tycoon you fucking twat
>>563714804
calm down there, sergeant johnson
the fences are now waist high. guests are suspicious.
>>563715453
What the fuck happened with those tigers? They're bloody and shit
>>563715453
It's happening.
>>563715453
It begins!
>>563715453
>>563715453
You sure know how to keep an audience on its feet
>>563715453
this thread has not received enough attention.
OP, is the zoo entrance secured?
>>563715453
Lock the gates. No survivors
>>563715453
>mfw a hero will rise
>>563715251
the only water creatures ive unlocked are sea lions and crocs. is there like a dlc?
>bumping
>>563715751
This
>>563715751
Your post has an earlier timestamp than the post before it.
One of you two is a wizard
Guests have noticed the staff seem nervous.
not enough sea lions.
>>563714097
this gonna be good
>>563715824
>dlc
>expansion pack
>>563715751
you cant lock the main. i used to try as a kid
>>563715453
>>563715940
>>563715824
crocs. get them in on this blood orgy
>>563715913
Oh shit
>>563716073
fuck
>>563716087
see>>563715367
>>563716087
It a game. There's lions.
Bump, 8 mins left!
>>563716073
can't he build a fence around the exit?
>>563716087
its just retarded people like us like to waste our time with shit
Anytime now
>>563716073
Can't you block it?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
Lions for the Lion King?
>>563716087
its called rapelay it was made in japan
>>563716137
>>563716087
I think it's Zoo Tycoon. Played it before, but Rollercoaster Tycoon was my favorite.
>>563714097
no stream? we just wait for shitty pics?
>>563715824
I just found out they're only for ZT2: Marine Mania. Continue your job OP, today you're not a faggot. I'm pleased.
a lion statue has been erected in honor of.. err. Progress.
>>563716237
i swae on me mum, if ye call my a retard anuthe tim am gon fokn rek u
also: I STILL DEMAND SEA LIONS
>>563716087
zoo tycoon. One of several mass murder simulation games developed specifically for psychopaths.
>>563716219
>>563716259
no you can build a fence around it but cant connect it to the walls if you get what i mean. so guests can always just walk round the outside.
>>563716137
(8+1)/10
>>563715940
>pooper scooper
>>563716502
i see.
>>563716387
Why the big fences again?
>>563716387
put crocodiles at the entrance. As they flee the lions, the crocs get them
like moth to a flame
Anyone have a working torrent for it? Poorfag and I want to play it now
>>563716420
Where can I grab this game?
>>563716387
>INB4 Red Weddings
>>563716607
I support this idea.
>>563716649
ebay. i remember saving up for weeks as a kid just to buy it for £20
>>563716387
>>563716649
or just be a pirate about it
Where is this fucking slaughter we are supposed to be here for?
>>563716637
u even piratebay?
stream it mate
Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats.
The slaughter is about to begin
>>563716649
mastasia.com
>>563716710
is that katy perry's album cover?
>>563716617
you glorious bastard
Dis gon b gud
>>563716502
he needs to build a long pathway of zig zags so it takes a long time to get out
>>563714097
One minute to go.
Will OP be a faggot?
>>563716637
thepiratebay.se torrent 3290893 Zoo_Tycoon_Complete_Edition
The guests have commended the engineers on their ingenuity with this exhibit.
bumping
>>563716838
Well that's what I meant... But I never download in torrent, so if anyone has DDL links for the complete version ( with DLC's ) it'd be nice
>>563715940
this ballerina faggot doesn't even know what's coming
>>563717045
kek
>>563716978
confirmed for cam
>>563717045
it's 1:00
>>563716617
Ayeeee
>>563717045
>>563717045
hurry up OP
>>563717045
YES!!!!! Crocodiles!!!!!
>>563716978
>>563717054
no torrent links or I will report
OP hurry up!
Let us begin.
cmon it's raep time
>>563717273
Fag
A locked gate has been constructed. Guests are restless but hopeful of an exciting secret event.
>>563716087
zoo tycoon
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4442168/Zoo_TycoonA_A__Complete_Collection
Let's do it!!!!
>>563717273
Glob rewl 7
>>563717235
Topkek every time i see it
>>563717273
> i never do torrents
It just turned noon here and this is already the highlight if my day. Deliver faggot.
>>563717273
fuck you wannabe mod heaven
Rock & roll, OP. It's time.
>>563717273
I'm shaking in my space boots
C'mon Oh Pee
>>563717367
>reported
>>563714097
shouldnt you stream it
>>563717367
Any DDL perhaps? ( preferably with Uploaded host? )
Also, will pic related happen OP?
Management has found evidence of child pornography on its staff's laptops. They have been dealt with.
>>563717363
wtf? does that actualy stop them from getting out? i could never figure that out as a kid
>>563717363
Let the slaughter commence!!!
:[]
>>563717363
>exciting secret event
nuoh yes.
>>563717503
Glob rewl 7 you moron
>>563717528
GLORIOUS
LET THE CULLING BEGIN
It 1:05, you shit, DO IT!!
>>563717273
Its funny cause i reported you
>>563717663
this
>>563717520
kek
>>563717520
o come on.. torrenting is as easy as posting on 4chins.. it's literally just a question of a few mouseclicks
>>563717503
why? seriously?
you are the biggest faggot
>>563717528
ayyy lmao
>>563717503
as if moot cares
>>563717503
Do you try to be a faggot all the time or is it just a gift.
pleb OP doesnt have dinosaur expansion pack
>>>>>topkek
>>563717785
finally
>>563717738
plz OP you can cut the air with a knife the anticipation is so palpable.
It's a nice day for a... Red Wedding.
Never thought about this back when I played, I was full jew trying to duplicate the money you start with.
>>563717503 My hero
>>563717528
>>563717847
>>563717503
go back to reddit you faggot
Did the lions kill OP?
>>563717528
>tfw op fired them because they were browsing 4chan and could have discovered the thread
cmon OP
Hurry the fuck up OP, I have porn to masturbate to, I can't wait for this pixelated slaughterhouse forever.
>be me
>be 1:10
>OP said deliverance was at 1:00
>raped by inbred hillbillies
>mfw
>dat feel wen no fase
>>563718253
I fucking hate black people that think they are funny.
>>563718279
kek
that face when no feel
>>563718391
watch yourself on that edge anon
>>563718279
>>563718279
Tfw op was the one that got fired for finding his own thread
OP is kill
no feel when that face
>>563718279
lol
>>563717528
pic very related.
OH THE HUMANITY!! THE FENCES HAVE WITHDRAWN INTO THE GROUND SETTING DOZENS OF BLOOD THIRSTY CREATURES LOOSE ON THE HUMAN CATTLE
>apologize for delay
>wasnt faping at my glory
>>563718456
i just cut myself you fucking retard, warn me earlier next time.
>>563718272
ehehhe
>>563718609
Glorious.
>>563718609
It begins.
Hurry up, I got shit to do
>>563718609
It's all ogre now.
>>563718609
it has begun
>>563718391
now your lying, you hate all black people
>>563718609
Well done.
>>563718609
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
>>563718609
>>563718609
>>563718609
kek
>>563718609
>inb4 crocodiles and lions kill each other
>>563717235
why not kick the fuck out of that thing or choke it out? idk maybe it's a "you have to be there" thing to truly appreciate the situation but they seem so harmless other than a bump
>>563718609
Majestic. Just like this evolved nigger.
>>563718609
Post webms of this
>>563718609
FOX NEWS BRINGING YOU THE AERIAL ACTION. THE LIONS HAVE ESCAPED AT SLAUGHTER ZOO DOWNTOWN.
ITS HORRIBLE UP HERE MARC
>>563718609
>>563718893
Kek
>>563718609
Look at them trying to escape!! Pressed up against the gate like the human cattle they are!!!
Whats not to like? its free meal
>>563718609
that fucker at the hot dog stand acting like he is all hard and shit
>>563718609
>>563718893
it's probably even worse down there eddie, haha.
>>563718609
It's happening.
>>563718609
LORDY A.. G-G-GATOR!
>>563718609
>>563718893
>im sorry im high
>>563718609
Oh shit, here it goes
>>563719016
For sure he is a japanese Ninja!
>>563719016
kek
>>563719137
the fuck is that a crocodile orgy?
>>563718892
This except make them gifs so the mobile fags can watch
>>563719083
>>563718609
Those poor bastards...
>>563719083
Now they're all Gator's bitches.
>>563719137
>tfw getting raped by massive croc cock at the exit.
>>563719137
>>563719137
when animals go wild
>faggot edition
>>563719203
>saved as gif
>still image
Mr Bones Zoo
The go to family attraction, the slaughter never ends
>>563719245
dear god are those giblets?!
>>563718609
The bitch in yellow not even phased by the slaughter
>>563719296
8/10
>>563719368
this guy knows it
Sharing is caring
>>563719472
it's a hell of a good show for a quarter.
>>563719137
What the hell is this guy doing?
>>563719341
>converting uselessly when found image was in gif format in the first place
>>563719472
she's like. Well fuck. If only I came a minute earlier.
>>563719472
OP is woman in yellow.
>>563719368
I was thinking of the same thing
>fucking 70 minute real ride time
>>563719137
Lolwut
>>563719245
look at the fucker on the other side of the gate
>>563719341
a gif can have a transparent background, asshat
>>563719574
He is high. He is OP.
>>563719563
Dude, you really should call back.
Also, answer your god damn mails!
>>563719603
this
>>563719623
I think maybe the lion is playing with its food. not unlike cats. and orca's
>>563719245
Dude, did he put crabs in the saltwater crocodiles? That's pretty overkill. Bravo OP.
>>563719623
Sacrificing himself to Satan
>>563719574
>>563719623
glitch what the fuck did you think it was? nigger ass climbing the wall?
ILL TELL YA WHAT MARC IT IS A SLAUGHTER HOUSE SUNDAY OUT HERE
>>563719137
Run Nigger!! RUUUN!!!
>>563719793
oh lordy he bout to transform into chaos bloodthirster
>>563719623
Lions brought this man the true pain. atomic wedgie. RIP 2014
>>563719880
>Aughk, M-mom?
YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD LITTLE GIRL, EVERYONE IS DEAD, REPENT
>>563719880
the guest list is brilliant
>>563719623
he got ups
>>563719802
Someone's grumpy...
>>563719880
Hot Dog stand guy is still just fucking standing there. What a badass.
>>563719880
Epic Thread OP
10/10
>>563720027
Hot dog stand guy confirmed Lion overlord
nice thread OP.. makes me laugh for once.
>>563719802
It's the animation when a lion flings a guest into the air you stupid nigger
>>563719942
he spent most of his life running with lions in kenya, he'll do good no worries!
>>563719880
OP take that 300k and flee the fucking country while you still can
>>563719880
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>563720027
he is broken. all those years of selling animals to humans. now his world unravels as mankind becomes the bottom of the food chain. he'll still be standing there dumbfounded when EMS arrives.
later he will contemplate suicide.
>>563714097
>>563719137
>>563720168
>>563719942
Nevermind...
>>563719880
>aughk! M mom-
>>563720262
top kek
>>563720270
fucking 4chan glitch
>>563720262
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
FLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>>563719574
A nigger that cant even obey the rules of gravity
>>563719880
I read this like the Zach and Bobby from Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax
>>563720542
10/10 thumbnail would fuck
IT IS DAY 3 NOW. GUESTS REMAIN TRAPPED, BECOMING A SUBORDINATE CLASS UNDER THE LIONS. THEY FEED ON THEM AS THEY WILL AND FORCE THEM TO PERFORM HIGHLY SEXUAL VIOLATIONS ON EACH OTHER.
OUR FUEL IS LOW. BACK TO YOU MARC
>>563719574
getting tossed into the air by lion.
>>563720604
good
>>563719760
you know.
no survivors...
>>563720223
"it's alright timmy, Jesus is gonna save us from the Lions"
>>563720695
damn, even after 3 days of endless food and entertainment, Crocodile 21 is still not happy...
>>563720810
I dont remember if people could actually get eaten in this game
>>563720695
HOT DOG MAN IS KILL
NO
>>563720695
Fucking crocodile 21 being a spoiled bitch
This game is amazing.
>>563720695
croc 21 is a pissy bitch
>>563719880
>aughk! M-Mom
Kek
Anyone know how to get this game for free?
>>563720695
dafuq does salt water crocodile 21 WANT?
>>563720695
>Day 3
>There are people still living
I guess the lions aren't really hungry. Also the meat doesn't expire if it's still living, those lions are smart.
>>563720695
rip in peace hotdog vendor
2060-2014
>>563721067
THE best way to get it is to look around on steam or old game stores, definitely don't PIRATE it, or you'll have to keep lawsuits at BAY
>>563721110
love
>>563721067
By not paying for it.
>>563721110
The feet of 21 newborn babies
>>563721226
The toppest of keks
>>563721067
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4442168/Zoo_TycoonA_A__Complete_Collection
(since it's not for sale anywhere)
>>563721463
>(since it's not for sale anywhere)
Not knowing to ask a game shop what they have in the back.
>>563720810
croc 21 not puttin up with this shit anymore
>>563721110
It has similar thoughts as pic related.
>>563721226
I'm thinking there is some kind of subliminal message here...
illuminati.jpg
>>563715453
This is fucking perfect
>implying a nigger wont be the last one alive
>>563720695
Wonder if the dude is still selling hotdogs at the hotdog stand.
AN ENGINEER HAS MANAGED TO SABOTAGE THE FENCE ALLOWING SOME GUESTS TO ESCAPE. A PERIMETER HAS BEEN SET UP OUTSIDE THE ZOO TO CONTAIN THE BEASTS
>>563721226
my gf found me this game in a random suitcase. Along with unreal gold, heavy gear II and red alert 2.
>thatsmoothsetup
>>563721710
His death was implied. He is now selling hotdogs to Cherubs in God's Zoo.
The feels
>>563720695
wtf there is pieces of human flesh lying around...
>spending 25c to get into a zoo
>being surprised when health and safety isnt up to standard
top kek
>>563721710
And some guy is still paying for hotdog.
>3rd day without food
>Can I have a hotdog?
>[roaring in background]
>It will be $3.80
>I don't have that much
>Sorry then
>>563721845
Guests = Lion and Crocodile 21?
>>563721552
well, i worked in a game shop, and trust me: games over 10 years old are generally not kept in stock. it's cheaper to throw them away than having them on the shelf for years.
anyway, moot point. microsoft is not having the game in its inventory anymore and withdrew all support ages ago, and online stores don't carry them. so 2 options here: warez or ebay. in both cases you are not supporting the original developers at all, so it doesn;t matter really.
>>563722010
never looked at it that way haha
makes it even funnier now
>>563721845
>Guests don't seem to like your zoo very much
>>563722056
you pose a fair argument good sir.
I concede.
>>563721845
>Guests don't seem to like your zoo very much
What zoo fuckers? It's a fucking safari!
Day 26; The lions force me to dance for their entertainment so that i may have a scrap of food. Food being the rotting chunks OF WHAT USED TO BE MY FAMILY!! Sometimes I dream of escape. I then realise there is no escape from what I have seen
>>563721845
Best part, "Guests don't seem to like your zoo very much" ...
Really?
You should name one of the lions simba.
>>563721914
Love it
>>563721914
loyal to his stand to the end
rip in piece never forget
>>563721845
at least you walk away with almost 300k
Can you release lions and crocodiles towards the city?
>>563722317
A TEAM OF RANGERS HAS BROKEN IN. IN AN EFFORT TO REMEDY THE EVIL THAT HAS SET AFOOT OUR PROUD LAND TODAY. MAY OUR LORD GOD GUIDE YOU RISING HEROS.
>>563717739
I know it's easy and all, but still, I'd prefer DDL, puhlease?
>>563722313
>It's a fucking safari!
This ain't a safari.
This is hell.
>>563722565
WE NEED A NEW THREAD, NOW.
>>563722565
Red leader, standing by