sup /b/
I'm trying to come up for names for my kid (due in a 4 months).
How Jewish is the name Max? Its origins aren't Jewish at all from what I've read, but it seems that some Jews are named Max and that makes me uncomfortable... So if you met someone named Max would you be like "huh, that dude might be a kike."?
gif unrelated
name your kid mohumad, noone will think he's a kike
I never thought of it this way OP,thanks for crippling my view of the world yet again.
>>563502807
It just makes me think of 'Headroom'.
>>563502807
name you kid Sven it the most white name their is
>>563502807
Morty is a fucking jewish ass name.
>>563502807
Max is the most popular name for dogs.
True - look it up.
What IS your ethnic background? Maybe choose a name from there.
>>563503630
your* or you can name him Runar
>>563503630
Pretty weird since we're not Swedish. All American baby. How about an American name, but not Jewish (ignoring the fact that jews control america)
Name him Adolf Hitler. Or Moist Nugget. Or Fapple.
>>563503787
That's funny cause we are also considering Milo, which when I told my friend he asked if we were expecting a dog. Thoughts on Milo, anons?
>>563502807
You should name your kid Farkle.
>>563502807
I've only met one person named Max, and it never crossed my mind that they might be jewish.
How much do you hate the jews if you wont even want to name your kid Max because of it?
>>563503787
can confirm,
every time I introduce myself:
"OOOOH MY ______ (aunt, grandma, friend, sister) HAS A DOG NAMED MAX"
fuck your dog bitch I don't give a hooty hoo
>>563503630
What a coincidence, that's my name and I'm probably the whitest person alive, at least my skincolor.
>>563502807
you should wait to see what he looks like first, nothing worst than someone who looks nothing like their name
>>563503817
how about Jack? it short and simple
>>563502807
Max Carnage
name him Mohammed. least jewish name there is.
>>563502807
>max
>mad max
>mel gibson
>jew
>kike/10
>>563502807
chandler
if 69
>ida
>>563502807
Name him Fallyn Star.
>>563504156
Sven is a badass name!
stay white anon!
>>563504232
mel gibson is probably the least jewish person out there. maybe i should just name him Melgibson
>>563504232
>>max
>>mad max
>>mel gibson
>>jew
>>kike/10
All wrong. Should be:
>max
>mad max
>mel gibson
>anti-jew
>0/kike
Well Milo is really white and that's the other big one we're considering.
Name him Maximo
He'll be called Max, but it sounds less doggy
War machine
My names Max and I've never been asked if I'm a yew. I'm a closet homosexual crossdressing nigger so you might wanna reconsider tho.
Max is my name faggot, name him something else. I don't care if it's maxwell or maximilian, just not just Max. That one's mine.
On a serious note, no one has ever assumed I'm jewish, and it is a really unique name, but not the kind of unique that makes it hard to get a job. And chicks dig it, they love to give pet names.
>>563502807
I don't think Max is jewish at all. German.
> pic related
>>563502807
Are you kidding? Everyone and their rotten grandmas names their kids fucking Max. Way to be creative OP.
>>563504173
Not many great men were called jack.
Call him Fecal. Because they you can say with a straight face that fecal matters.
>>563503982
the descendents singer was named milo
>>563502807
Why not name him Adolf?
>>563503982
my dogs name is milo and I think he has autism
>>563505901
then name him Alexander or fucking Alfred
>>563502807
War Machine
This is probably the most alpha name you could give your kid. He will be drowning in pussy when he gets to pre K.
>>563504090
same hate this shit.
>>563506408
Well our last name is Xander so Alexander wouldn't work well. Alfred is Batman's bitch so that won't work either.
>>563502807
Name him [your name] Junior, that's about how amerifat you can get
>>563502807
Max is the name of the dog.
Maximilan is the name of the butler and Maxime is the name of the owner.
OP what is your cultural heritage ?
>>563506186
confirmed for autist dog
>>563506545
Alfred nobel is every scientists bitch!
Wyatt. American name. No one fucks with Wyatt, he'll skullfuck your grandma.
>>563506863
Great great grandparents were american. Before that I guess English and Eastern European, like Polish. But I don't give a fuck about heritage, we're American.
>>563506967
Wyatt looks weird. Like the letters. Idk aesthetically. Does no one else see this shit?
>>563506804
My parents made the mistake of giving me a kinda jewy name... I won't make the same mistake
Only people with Jewish names get rich and famous. Dumbass.
mad max was played by mel gibson and he hates jews with a passion lol. ive personally never associated the name max with jews.
>>563506186
>>563506871
goddamnit i like that name a lot. kill your autist doggy
>>563507459
Ok so white americans.
What about William ? Or Henry ? Thomas ?
name him mordecai trollface.jpg
>>563507459
David, Steven, or Thomas.
>>563503630
>implying Thor isn't the most white name around
>implying it isn't my name
>>563508171
William is too phallic and Henry is too French. But Thomas is pretty sick. I always liked names like Tom and Matt.
>>563503817
How about Rachmut?
>>563502807
call him hannibal or han for short
>>563508384
>David
Good choice goy
>>563508440
Funny thing you mention french. I from my father's side we all have french names, but we aren't french at all. My next suggestion was Julian, but that will sound way too french for you.
>>563508458
Hannibal was semitic... and Han Solo is Jedi, a degenerate form of Judaism.
>>563508443
sieg heil
>>563508775
Actually Julian just seems Roman to me. I like classical names from Greece and Rome. Both Max and Milo come from there.
>>563508413
okay your right Thor is a true white name but i dont really like mortals to be named after gods
>>563502807
Garrett
may as well put all your cards on the table and name the kid Adolf
>>563509091
Biggest fag I've ever met is named Garrett
Moshe , Abe, Schlomo, or morty
leshitnigger
>>563509002
It is Roman. Think Julius Caesar. Most french names come from a roman origin. But in french, Julian will be Julien.
Vincent ?
Name it nigger
Marc-Aurèle ?
(Marcus-Aurelius )
So many shitposts
whoever said garret is fucking retarded. Might as well name the kid gabriel.
Name him something strong. If it is more than one syllable make sure he can have a decent nickname. Do not name him nicholas though.
john
thomas
gregory
samuel
patrick
timothy
>>563510359
Vincent is too Italian, like Vinny.
>>563510678
lol
I guess Greek names is how you avoid ethnic names like spanish french and italian ones
>>563510761
>john
too common
>thomas
great name
>gregory
greg is alright
>samuel
knew an autist dick in elementary school named samuel
>patrick
too irish
>timothy
meh
>>563507952
no kill ur fayget baby
>>563511574
It's not greek, it's latin... Greek and latin share very little.
If you hate jews, name him Titus. He is the roman emperor who invaded israel and destroyed the temple they had.
>picture related, it's the roman taking the jew's gold.
It's gonna be really hard for me to find you names which sound romans but not french... since most of the time, roman names got translated from latin to french then from french to english.
>>563513117
Oh I didn't know about Titus. I was thinking about Hadrian, he also is a villainous figure to the jew.
Call him Cumtrousers. Cum for short.
>>563513303
Hadrian is a good name. In english I think it'd Adrian (French Adrien).
Don't worry about the name sounding french. In the United-States, it's often mistaken for "upper-classness"
>>563503817
> How about an American name?
What like Geronimo? All "white people" names originate from the UK.
>>563508440
Matt is a kike name. Thomas probably too. I suggest getting a European name if you're white. Perhaps one that comes from your heritage since you don't want ones that are not from your background. Assuming you are of anglo ancestry, get a very British name? Or any Western European one. Liam, Bjorn, Harold, Glen, Steven are examples.
>>563514052
That's not true, many White Americans have Latin, Greek and even Hebrew names.
>>563512019
John too common? I guess if you are 30 or older. I'm 23 and only have two friends I call john because jonathan is too long and faggoty. I swear there is no one under the age of 20 in the US named John
>>563502807
Fuck everything about you.
Stanley? Martin?
>>563502807
Rick. Or maybe Theis?
>>563502807
try "Adolph"
>>563515197
I like Heinrich
Milo is the dog from The Mask. Just saying.
>>563503630
Down with Ulfric the killer of kings! Is Jack a good name?
>>563502807
Try Lucas
>>563515373
how 'bout Schnappi?
>>563502807
name him Tyrone
You should name him jameson russelford.
> inb4 black baby
because your wife is a nigger fucker
>>563502807
call him nigger
>>563515693
>filename
>>563502807
Abraham
>>563514248
>Hebrew
>White
keep dreaming goy
>>563502807
How about Luca OP?
>>563502807
name him Tyr. Nothing Jewish about Tyr. Whitest name there is.
>>563502807
name your kid jamarcus, no one would think that kid is a kike
>>563502950
kek
>>563502807
name him Mort
>>563516313
Oh I like that, I've never heard that name before. Better than the more common Luke? It certainly is unique
>>563516683
how about "Lupus"
Hm. I plan on naming my first child after my grandfather. His name was Alvo, but everyone called him Al.
>>563516910
>everyone called him Al
because he was an alcoholic
>>563516683
>>563502807
Call him Toby
>>563516683
Sounds quite italian.
Lucca is a city in Tuscany.
>>563517209
Surely that's pronounced loocha though.
Unfortunately I think people would assume he's trying to say Lucas and just missed the S.
>>563518003
Probalbly.
Victor ?
>>563514097