Is he really the new king of /b/? Does anyone know what happened, last photo I saw was when he put his finger on his mother's ass.
>>563443251
he poked his mom's asshole with his dick, but that was the last pic
>>563443359
Does anyone have it? Or maybe the last thread
>>563443251
bumping for interest, went to bed after he poked his mom's ass with his dick
Post the pics I only saw like the first 4
>>563443251
He licked his moms ass hole.
And poked it
She was passed out on xanax and alcohol.
He timestamped and everything.
We all decided to call him Motherfucker Mike.
I was there. His mom was passed the fuck out on xanax and booze and he let /b/ take him to some dark places. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS. He is a true king. His last pic was a timestamp next to his moms face, which coincidentally his erect dick was also on.
bump for the pics
>>563443951
Do you have the pics?
Interesting...
>>563443251
bumping for interest
>>563444101
To be honest I was so entranced I completely forgot. I know it's been archived and someone def screen-capped so hopefully they will post.
http://4archive. org/b/thread /563247509
btw
I dont have the pics,do you have the pics?
>>563444448
>based k7s7
>>563444448
This link doesn't have the last thread. The one wiht timestamp. Did he really raped his mother?
>>563443251
someone post pics
He is a modern day Oedipus Rex
>>563445643
Well it depends what you think "rape" is.
He licked her bum, poked it with his dick.
This has already been proven false. It was a group of pics from 2006. None of them are time stamped except for one that was edited in. Have you learnt nothing of /b?
"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
http://4archive.org/b/res/563252932
nigger posting pics >>12529563
>>563443856
Why not just motherfucker? Go back to memebase pls.
>>563446079
>http://4archive.org/b/res/563252932
>>563446079
no pic of dick on ass
people so gullible just cause he banging some old lady means he says its his mom and you believe him, fucking summerfags
>>563446540
>>563446906
Glorious.
>>563446906
here's all the pics he posted
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=73310126993842026568
Anon delivers full set here
http://m.imgur.com/a/x3Vgz
http://imgur com/a/cSfHt/
http://imgur com/a/4ScAo
http://imgur com/a/3nMcZ
>>563447359
thank you based anon
>>563446884
sometimes belief is all it takes to cum
>>563447392
this ones its bros. erection confirmed.
>>563443251
anyone got the balls to do what this guy did?
>>563447392
Damn I kept seeing this thread last night and just assumed it was a normal faggot OP. What a motherfuckin /b/oss
It's funny that it says "exits life" because he was found dead this afternoon.
>>563448303
prove it.
>>563447392
ty
>>563448493
http://www.redeyechicago.com/news/chi-far-south-side-shootings-wound-2-20140817,0,4400164.story
>>563449279
what does this prove
>>563448303
na still alive n well guys im a regular on /b/ btw
>>563449279
This is shit.
>>563449738
timestamp faggot
>>563449738
Your hair grew to fast.
>>563449738
Wait wat
>>563449738
stop pretending to be another faggot on here, faggot
>>563449738
> regular on /b/
but still a faggot
>>563449738
so what happened in the morning???
>>563449897
no faith
>>563450860
BAMP
COME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
>>563450860
why arent u ded
>>563450860
The real prince is among us, did she say anything?
>>563450860
kami-sama-senpai
>>563450860
oh shit. he's back!!!
>>563450860
who is queen? many ask but no one knows
>>563451101
>slept in same bed
>tryed some grinding
>guided hand to dick
>jerks me off
>think in her drunkeness thaut i was her boyfriend
>kinda feel awkward around her now
>not sry i did it will prolly never cum that hard for the rest of my life
>>563451609
HAHSAHAHAHA
>>563451609
Faggot that was a hooker, not your mom
>>563451603
his mom
>>563450860
Did she know anything was up? (Mainly your cock, I guess?)
It's possible.
Growing up as a kid/early teen, my mother took lots of pain meds, was passed out constantly. I undressed her many times Still sometimes fap to the memories.
Also, ask me anything.
I've never old anyone that before, she passed away and since then I've had some guilt and it'd be nice to let that out.
>>563451609
You are pretty much my favorite anything ever.
>>563451609
where'd you cum on her? any more pics?
>>563451609
Nice
>>563451609
Thank you for contributing to this fine website.
>>563451609
based as fuck
>>563451609
can you illustrate it for us next time?
>>563451875
shit mom storys thread /b/ros the realmotherfucker is down lol, dont think i had a chance to post this one but last one i have guys till i git lucky again someone give me some xanys lol
>>563451609
What is your first action as King of /b/
We, you're loyal subjects will deliver.
>>563450860
MOTHERFUCKING MIKE
>>563452315
How often is she out like that?
>>563452315
one more faggot
>>563452326
We are his personal army for once
>>563452484
she gits drunk randomly on her days off but not always with the xanax i wouldent of had the confidence to pull them off
>>563452597
NEVER.
You should leave.
>>563451609
MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>563450860
>>563451609
someone screen cap this the other /b/ros need to know of motherfucking mike
>>563451609
Wow. Youre a cool dude m8
>>563452315
someone get this faggot some xanax
>>563450014
Everyone on /b/ is a faggot, you faggot.
>>563452762
HE IS THE KING OF /b/ WE DO AS OUR LORD TELLS US
>>563452702
Dude you're not even that ugly why don't you think you'd have a chance if your mom was awake? Did you ever (lightly) talk about this subject with her?
>>563452927
i think he surpassed king status he is the god of /b/ and shall take us to a world without fagottry
>>563452865
Leave /b/
>>563452315
All Hail MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
OHH MIKE
OHH MIKE
YOU'RE MOTHERS VAGINA YOUVE ANEXED
BECAUSE SHE PASSED OUT ON XANEX
NOW YOUVE BECOME KING
ALL OF /B/ SHALL SING
OHH MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
ALPHA AND OMEGA
BUT NONE COMPARE TO MIKE
PFFER YOUR MUMS TODAY
HE WILL SHAG THE LIKE
ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
>>563451941
i came in her hand passed out, she woke up before me so dunno how her reaction was or if it was still there but i have no idea if she did it knowing it was me or her bf what do u guys think
>>563452927
/b/ is no ones personal army.
>>563452702
Can you post a picture of you as a kid with her. Until then I don't believe.
>>563452947
This. Fuck her awake next time. Record. Profit.
>>563453079
Wasn't being sarcastic faggot. Mike is my king. You dont tell me what to do.
>>563450860
"He is not here: for he is risen, as he said.
Come, see the place where the Lord lay,
In his mom's pussy. "
Mathew 28:6
>>563453195
Pics or didn't happened
>>563453195
ask her
>>563453195
not sure mayne, She might kno, but anyways,
Where you from mofo mike
>>563453258
this. definitely a hooker. no one is this fucked.
>>563453195
you stupid fuck
>>563453257
OH fuck off with that post 2009 cancer shit would you please? /b/ is random. /b/ does what the fuck it wants. If enough people feel like being someone's personal army what are you going to do to stop them? Faggot.
>>563453750
still.
no.
All Hail MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
OHH MIKE
OHH MIKE
YOU'RE MOTHERS VAGINA YOUVE ANEXED
BECAUSE SHE PASSED OUT ON XANEX
NOW YOUVE BECOME KING
ALL OF /B/ SHALL SING
OHH MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
ALPHA AND OMEGA
BUT NONE COMPARE TO MIKE
OFFER YOUR MUMS TODAY
HE WILL SHAG THE LIKE
ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
>>563452865
oh that's the circumcision kid, he had a huge argument with their parents about them mutilating his dick when he was a voiceless helpless defenseless baby
i gotta say, i listened to that video and his parents are dumb as fuck.
i totally feel bad for the kid and empathize, his parents are completely apathetic and stupid as fuck
>>563454002
cp?
>>563453750
I agree. /b/ has evolved.
>>563454002
Is this not CP?
>>563454224
cp!
>>563454002
CPCPCPCPCPCCP MOOOOOOOOOOD
>>563454224
>>563454293
It's nude babies. I think there are certain things that are legal like this. Could be wrong though.
>>563454560
Can't argue with results
>>563454560
Hence the word porn which is for sexual uses and for it to CP it has to depict a sexual nature questionable but certainly not CP
>>563454002
NOW this thread has everything!
>>563454723
This nigger knows what up
Only images of a sexual nature are illegal, that's why shit like nudist/naturalist pics including kids are ok
OP try to fck her tonight
>>563450860
>>563451609
>>563452315
>pic very related
>>563455664
do u guys think she knows she jerked me off and if so think she will be willing to have sex with me even if she isnt trashed
>>563456130
If she was on xanax the she probably doesn't remember at all.
>>563456243
i cant tell she has no reaction around me
>>563456130
Of course not. It gets even worse if she's still with that boyfriend of hers.
You shot in the dark and it hit. Once. Try again for the lulz, but with no xanny she won't do it again
>>563456130
How long have you been attracted to your mom.
>>563456130
Got any more pics of her? Where shes dressed?
Ginger...nuffsaid
>>563456130
Post picture of you with her as kid. Otherwise, it's obviously bullshit.
>>563456130
Try hinting around to it..being like..."So do you remember any of last night?"
>>563456130
I doubt she'll remember anything that happened last night. Is it weird for you to sleep with your mom, or is it something normal that you do? if not, she'll probably suspect you. Regardless of that, I doubt she'll want to get it on with you unless she's totally trashed on xanax or something else.
>>563456389
first time i remember being attracted to her was at the lake her bathing suit didnt fit and i saw a nipple and got hard i think from then on it kinda grew little by little
>>563456360
Bring up something like...
"You were passed out big-time mom. I walked in your room to tell you something and had to make sure you wasn't dead. Anyone could have done anything to you and you probably wouldn't have even known it.
>>563456792
yer a fag.. is she sleeping? take a picture and time stamp it.. otherwise you're full of shit and that was some rent a hooker
>>563457002
do this op sounds the most safe way to hint last night
>>563456792
Faggit, tell her that she was hitting on you drunk as fuck last night, her response will probably be an apology, to which you can say its no problem and take it from there
Also we need pic of you and her when you were a kid as proof.
>>563456479
yea plenty why
>>563456792
Hey nigger post a pic of you and her when you were a child otherwise you are a good damn liar who fucks ugly bitches. Which I know you fucking are. king of /b/ my fucking ass, you are some beta scum who bought a hooker for you touch her in her naughty places. Get fucked cunt.
>>563456792
Hey King mike
Anon court jester here with some advice
If she does find out about you're adventure
Tell her it was her coming on to you
Always works
She'll feel guilt and force her to have pity sex.
ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
Fuck here comes that raging erection I got from this last night.
>>563457332
ill see if i have some but there prolly not digital and in a box somewere but ill look man i did have the one of us at the lake i was around 11 i think
what a great thread, picture of her plase
>>563457397
Post more
>>563452315
MOTHERFUCKER MIKE IS HERE
At the very most it is his step mom. or a non blood relative
>>563457397
she looks like a drug addict...Does she fuck many random dudes for coke? or in her case..xanax
>>563457753
so what are your fantasies about fucking her?
anything specific you'd like to do if she let you?
>>563457823
This. My dick throbs for it.
>>563456360
I cant believe the real mother fucker just responded to me but anyway if she was on enough xanax to pass out like that its not likely she remembers anything past when she took them.
>>563457397
More pls1
>>563457753
Do you have a mobile phone?
Take a picture and post it on the mobile site
Please reply
- Court Jester anon
>>563458206
really just want that pussy man
>>563458206
lol u fuckin creep
>>563457397
Sorry, but your mom could be a hooker afawn. Any old pictures of her?
You're a cute boy, you don't have to fuck your mom to get laid, kid. Have a nice life.
>>563458961
>>563457753
>>563457397
>>563456792
>>563456360
>>563456130
>>563453195
fuck
>>563457397
you should give her a footrub and work your way up from there
>>563451609
Alpha as fuck.
All hail Motherfucking Mike.
Why are there so many gullible motherfuckers in here? We have nothing other than the dude's say so that it is his mum. When I see some proof, then I'll be impressed. So far he has only ducked out of uploading old pictures of him and his mum.
>>563460781
M8, If she was a hooker, I'm pretty sure he would have got a better one than her... Lets face it.. She's not very attractive and quite old. I believe that it's his mother..
>Motherfucker Mike
>incest with mom last night
>keeps thread alive with new pic
>every /b/ro hail him as king
>instead of hiding his face posts it
>shithislevelisover9000.mp3
>ooks like we're gonna do this again
>obviously.jpg
>vick's pitbulls aren't this electrifying
>everyone's face when they read the first letter if each sentence
>>563461054
>mikeisoove
you had one job faggot
>>563461054
mike is oove
I'm here mike come on man
>>563461042
Yeah, cus people never fuck ugly/old/cracked out hookers.
>Motherfucker Mike
>incest with mom last night
>keeps thread alive with new pic
>every /b/ro hail him as king
>instead of hiding his face posts it
>shithislevelisover9000.mp3
>looks like we're gonna do this again
>obviously.jpg
>vick's pitbulls aren't this electrifying
>everyone's face when they read the first letter of each sentence
is oove the new hip hop word for incest? i can't keep up with you kids these days
>>563461458
>>563461054
>>563461458
Too late man
is mike not really king? :(
bless you OP
>>563461042
>not very attractive
i'd rail the shit out of that pussy m8
>>563461683
He may well be. He just needs to provide sufficient documents to prove his royal heritage.
>>563461669
>>563461664
>>563461296
>>563461278
Fuck it Mike is
>Our
>Overtly
>Virile
>Emperor
>>563461989
Each to their own.
I wouldn't fuck it with your dick... But thats just my opinion.
>>563462353
But, the point stands. She could be a hooker and that's why Mike needs to prove otherwise. Doesn't the fact that he ducked out of providing pics make you a little less sure?
>>563462791
I really doubt OP would have this pic if she was a hooker.
>>563457397
>>563463046
this
>>563463046
Yeah, you never see hookers barefoot on the street wearing whoreish clothes.
>>563463140
>tfw ID = buttum
>>563461054
So over the last few days you guys have really been ugly about this whole situation. Nothing but hatred and spite and malice. I understand its /b/ but isn't there a single shred of decency or compassion in any of you? What about his friends or parents? What if he was your friend or relative? Here's just some of the shit I've seen...
>Its ok for cops to shoot to kill
>He was just an animal because of color
>All blacks are like that
>This isn't a tragic event
>Even petty theft warrents murder
>Nobody cares if police murder people
>If cops kill its ok
>Got what he deserved
>Giving in to force is the way out
>Every cop is always justified
>Reporters should be silenced
>Six shots isn't overkill
Now i do understand that most of you are rascist but come on do you guys really believe this shit? Its people like this that keep our society fucked up. I swear sometimes I hate this racist country.
Tldr; you guys are some racist fucks.
>>563463643
that's why we want mike to make love to his mom, not war
>>563463643
>nigger detected
>>563463643
Wrong thread nigger lover
>>563463643
>>563463893
>>563463895
My god the power of this troll I've created...it is such that even when I try to reveal it I get called a nigger lover... look at the picture
>>563463643
newfags, read the caps
Must be the king of /b/ surely
>>563464197
>implying i looked at more than the tl;dr
2/10 made me respond
>>563443251
This asshole op is trying to make a meme of himself!!! DONT BUY INTO IT!!!
>>563464054
keks were had
Come on mike...more mommy pics
>>563465602
Motherfucker disappeared when a few people started asking for a little proof it was actually his mum.
Hmm....so do we have enough info for a dox?
>>563466678
Dont think we have any info for a dox.
>>563463643
>first letter of every sentence of greentext
>>563467232
Did you figure it out all by yourself?
>>563453109
The Ballad of MF Mike. Beautiful
>>563467729
you brilliant fucking son of a bitch
nm the 2/10, god-tier 10/10 post
i will drink my next beer in your honor, 1Gck
>>563447392
thanks b
>>563446906
yuuuuuuuuup
>>563469068
Its the troll that keeps on trolling I swear...I posted it as a thread 3 times yesterday
>>563470471
babbys first troll
>>563470667
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! DON'T YOU TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY GLORY! I SPENT ALL WEEK ON THIS MAKING IT PERFECT AND CRAFTING IT FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT! JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TROLL BECAUSE YOU'VE SPENT ALL OF YOUR TIME AND EFFORT TO HACK 4CHAN AND MAKE YOUR ID SAY "HEAVEN" YOU THINK YOU'RE A LEET HACKER THATS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE HERE. FUCK OFF AND LET ME HAVE MY VICTORY!
>>563471574
Heaven's not an actual person, you see it's just an ID assigned to a user who puts "sage" in the Options field. This signifies that this user does not wish to bump the thread when he posts.
Hope that helps newfag
>>563471574
>>563471645
>>563451609
>>563451609
>>563451609
>>563451609
>>563472198
>>563472198
lol plz
>>563457397
His mom is a hooker, I have plenty of pics of this girl.
>>563472864
fukin post then fuckdick
>>563472924
>caption isn't "m'cuz"
holy fuck anon are you even trying
>>563472864
Post them faggot
>>563473441
its señorita
>>563457397
she looks rough as fuck
if she doesn't have hepatitis i'll eat my underwear
>>563473698
>>563472864
showem then id love to see my mom bein a slut
It's a fucking hooker or craigslist whore.
Mofo Mike had a dominant mom and channels his anger through his sexuality.
THAT WAS NOT HIS MOTHER.
>>563474045
>>563474045
Show us more pics mike
>>563475961
>>563475990
ok went balls to the wall for u guys took me wile waited till it got super late i nutted on her face in went back to my room for more fapping
>>563476639
"the real motherfucker"
>>563476639
fake
>>563476893
prety sure turning on the light woke her up but fuck it see how this plays out in the morning
>>563476639
plot twist she is his gf motherfuckin lieng mike
>>563477436
No! She's obviously into it or she would of said something, go back and give her the d
>>563476639
bretty gud op
>>563477436
More mike. Give us some family pics
>>563476639
why is her face tensed up and why is she wearing the same shirt
>>563478671
Agree
Thread is kill
>>563450860
HOLYHOLYHOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563476639
HOREY SHET
>>563476639
can we see your dick mike
dont die
How shall we call our new mother fucker?
>>563485858
Motherfucker Mike? fgt.
Gee, that's original.
All Hail MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
OHH MIKE
OHH MIKE
YOU'RE MOTHERS VAGINA YOUVE ANEXED
BECAUSE SHE PASSED OUT ON XANEX
NOW YOUVE BECOME KING
ALL OF /B/ SHALL SING
OHH MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
ALPHA AND OMEGA
BUT NONE COMPARE TO MIKE
PFFER YOUR MUMS TODAY
HE WILL SHAG THE LIKE
ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
>>563486168
Well Colin Farrell approves so deal with it.
>>563443856
He liked the name The Real Motherfucker. I was there from thread 1 to 4. Was brilliant.
>>563476639
why did you just ruin the whole story you had going on, this is so not credible.