im running an experiment with some earphone packaging (its almost like the packaging was designed to put you cock into!) and my cock.
I filled the tube with near boiling water and poured it out, leaving it filled with super hot air. I then quickly inserted my penis into the tube. The air was hot enough to cause some discomfort to my penis, but nothing i couldnt take for science.
Im now waiting for the air to cool, and contract, to see how far my unerrected penis is sucked into the tube.
wat
good good...
dd/mm/yy
You're not from Europe. Kill yourself
>>563108590
umm ok
>>563108590
FOR SCIENCE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!! FOR SCIENCE !!!
>>563108590
oh lawdy
solid experiment. lurking.
Stick it in some iced salted water to cool it further
>>563108590
careful op looks like you don't have much to work with
>>563108590
i like science
>>563108590
This post bets sums up this board.
FALSE.
The density or temperature of air does not create it's own vacuum.
>>563108590
have you considered getting an erection inside the tube to see how much it would take to crack, if it even cracks at all?
>>563108590
Bumping for science, and serious interest, are you measuring accurately at set time intervals and recording the results?
now what
>>563108590
Bumping for retarded interest
>>563108590
Please, keep us posted with the results OP.
don't lose it op
why don't you just use a penis pump?
>>563109075
you are really dumb, arent you?
>>563109075
Do you even 3rd grade?
Heat causes molecules to vibrate more, which spaces them out. Cooling causes them to vibrate less which moves then closer together.
>not a get thread
>not ylyl bread
Whatever this is,is better than canzur.
BUMP
>>563108995
HA!
For science!
>>563108590
It's good to see you keeping old /b/ alive and answering the important questions.
>>563109075
Yes it really does. As air cools it contracts creating a partial vacuum. Fill a bottle with near boiling water, dump it out, seal it and let it sit. The air will contract as the bottle cools.
bumping for science
>>563108590
ARE YOU OK OP?
EVEN IF YOUR DICK BREAKS YOU NEED TO POST IT AND LET US KNOW YOU ARE OK.
I'm so fuckin tired of OPs doing stupid shit and then never telling us the results because they were too busy "in the E.R." like that's a fucking excuse.
>>563108590
u w00t m8
bumping for science
>>563109075
Don't be a smartass when you really are a stupid fuck. When the temperature of the air decreases, its volume does too. The dick is going to get sucked into the tube at least a bit.
What are your plans on removal OP?
>>563109075
>can't into combined gas law
L2Troll. This just makes you look silly.
Why?
Lurking.
>>563109561
get ready to sage in a few minutes, this cannot take this whole amount of time.
>>563108590
>>563109724
Don't you dare make OP change his mind.
Finally something's happening around here
Lurking for science
Bumping because Science
Pic is my glorious captcha
so, my penis wasnt sucked into the tube as much i had hope, but enough simulate into an erection.
Air was forced out the base of the tube as my erection grew, eventually filling the whole tube.
I believe there is enough of a vacuum to keep the blood in my penis preventing me losing the erection.
>>563109668
source?
>>563109724
I suggest peeing inside the tube.
Shieet, brilliant idea OP. Now we just have to wait for results
>>563109794
>Why?
To see how far his unerrected penis is sucked into the tube.
>>563110008
Ayy lmao
>>563110029
inb5 it gets stuck
looks like a good fit
>>563110048
this
>>563110029
Yep, I love OP
dat small dick doh
>>563109390
Remember (PV)/T=k
>>563110029
What the fuck why it looks all purple, take it off, take it off
>>563108590
Dis gon b gud
>>563110029
>>563110029
>>563110029
Does that hurt at all?
Gangrene incoming.
>>563110029
op, post your butt with your dick and balls pushed behind your legs
>>563110029
I hope you have an exit strategy, son.
>>563110029
>>563110170
i'm curious, ma penis bends when erect, so what happens if mine was in the tube and got erect? will it break the tube?
>>563110189
also, once it's done I suggest OP try again with a longe tube.
FOR SCIENCE !
>>563109814
>get ready to sage
what the fuck is that going to do
are you retarded
>>563110326
Upvote.
>>563110326
kek, this
>>563110318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH0bXimQqM8
>>563110029
>>563110029
you're a good man op, you should try to test how strong is the sucction by hooking it to something, post result.
wat
op you dont have a gf do you?
>>563110369
your penis is less rigid than plastic, so it would not break it.
>>563110029
This thing literally sucks dick
>>563110446
this
>>563110029
I've nominated you for a Nobel Peace Prize and I've you 3/4 or my internet points for the day (need the other 1/4 for my fap session)
>>563110520
then what would happen to my penis?
>inb4 news of OP getting penis stuck in a tube
How are going to explain this one 5 hours later when you can't get the thing off and your dick is starting to go necrotic?
The question we are all missing here is what earphones were they?
>That poor doctor that will have to remove this from your dick
>>563110571
it would still get erect, but it mat be uncomfortable because its either stretching one side of it or compressing the other
>>563110431
>upvote
>>563110029
I recognise your mole.
Ben?
>>563110036
Google reverse image search works nicely. Give a man a fish...
>>563108590
This is igNobel nomination right there.
As much as I loathe your intelectual capabilities, I applaud your bravery.
>>563110614
believe me, they have seen worst.
Im making a note here
Big Success
Thank you
For Science
>>563110326
>563110326
P-please Op?
>>563110741
tits pls
will this cure my phimosis?
Well, he could try to pee in order to get some pressure into the tube. Additionally it should be possible to squeeze air, water or if needed some lubrication into the sides some way
Don't think he'll get stuck at all
>>563108590
This is why I still come here.
just break the suction at the base with your finger...
if your dick fits in earbud packaging
I have got some news for you pal
You have a small penis
Well done OP.
>hook something onto dick
>make gif
>hilarity ensues
>>563111203
hehheehe right?? XD
Post updated pic
>>563110369
There's only one way to find out for sure. Take inspiration form OP
>>563111264
I'd love to see a gif of him swinging a pack of bananas from his dick.
>>563110741
Nein das bin ich nicht.
>>>563111111
>>563108590
What happens if you cum while that's on?
Please keep this going
Op is one HUGE faggot. The Godzilla of faggotry.
Gayzilla! Oh god run!
>>563111767
Is it possible to cum with such a hard outershell around your penis?
update OP! pls!
>>563111767
dick explodes
eat some viagra for extra boost?
>>563111514
Let the experiments commence!! For science!!!!
>>563108590
Hey op when you will be done with this
>fill it with silicone
>get it out
>fuck yourself with it
>???
>sell it make more and Proft
nothing you couldnt take for science
>>563111896
This
>>563110029
OP what the hell is going on?
>>563111767
+150% awkwardness when going to hospital
OP please post another pic
>>563110741
Sieht nichtmal halbwegs wie ich aus.
Gott verdammt nochmal, gtfo zurück zu Facebook J.
>>563111858
Prostate, man
>>563112095
video would be even better!
>>563108754
should have attached file of darth sidius, you fucked up dude
Someone post this at /r/4chan
>>563112146
OP!
WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY AREN'T YOU UP IN THAT PROSTATE?
WE NEED MORE.
postin in epic thread
last picture 20 minutes ago, maybe OP died
>>563111453
>XD
Please, for the love of all that is holy, take your pathetic life. YOU are the cancer of /b/.
>>563108754
>>563112283
OP is hospital bound it seems.
this is great.
>>563112374
His penis just started shooting out blood in the tube and he couldn't get it off.
He's probably laying in the floor eating as many oranges as possible while his erect blood fountain overflows it's container and his dick is crushed from the deep-sea levels of pressure.
God rest your soul, OP.
>>563111453
>>563108590
/b/ is alive
>>563112623
oranges?
>>563111958
This please
OP's dick will become an hero fo sure
>>563112374
Probably.
It's a well known fact that that experiment creates mustard gas.
>>563112623
>>563112732
Yeah what do oranges do?
>>563112785
Good for getting away mustard gas in your lungs, cause
>>563112778
>>563110824
Trolling is a art.
>>563108590
you're my new hero anon
>>563110029
More OP. More.
>>563112778
You are incorrect. It actually creates nerve gas.
take a lighter and burn a littpe the pont of the tube, the air will flown away and you will be free anter
or the pressure for exchainging air will let it explode in both situation post results
>>563112708
its still dying, maybe slower if there will be more /b/tard like OP
>>563110029
OP you are a titan of science.
Try putting a straw up along the side of your cock and sucking out air that way?
Bump for science
is dis nigga tryin make test tube babies
>>563110029
>I believe there is enough of a vacuum to keep the blood in my penis preventing me losing the erection.
well, we'll know in a couple of days. be sure to update us with another thread.
>>563108590
cum pls OP
>>563112732
>>563112785
>Not eating oranges when your dick is shooting blood.
Nah, but I was under the impression eating oranges helped with blood somehow. They gave me one after donating blood once.
>>563110824
huge success you retard
>>563113112
Freddie Mercury is not a cool faggot.
He's just a faggot.
op is dead
>>563113309
>>563110029
i'm a bit worried about OP and his dick. If anything happend to him it was for higher goals.
>>563110520
>your penis is less rigid than plastic, so it would not break it.
you've never met my penis
>>563113309
Correct. Freddie Mercury was no faggot, he was a respectable homosexual.
>>563110029
i thought that was my desktop then untill i saw the chrome icon
>mfw i have no face
>>563113536
Respectable in the hiv spreading circles, yes.
>>563113247
They gave it to you because your blood sugar level goes down after your donate blood.
>>563110974
>assuming it's a woman
>>563110029
Aye OP
Its been 20 mins you aight
>>563113309
there are the faggots, like you
the cool faggots like freddie
the homosexual like ricky martin
>lern the differance
OP, I once bought one of these, just for the lulz. The thought of fucking a fleshlight with one of these, not able to feel shit, kinda turned me on. However, this thing was probably made for people with erectile disfuction, and because of the suction/vacuum, my erect penis now has a kink in it. FML.
>>563110029
>this kills the dick
>>563113661
It is a woman.
>>563108757
fuck off
>>563113247
>Nah, but I was under the impression eating oranges helped with blood somehow. They gave me one after donating blood once.
this example of inference is known as "the scientific method"
It's over.
I fucking hate when OP ends up in the hospital. Fucking faggot.
>>563114306
Exactly.
Now where the fuck has our scientist got to?
>>563110036
it had to be a fucking retard
Abandon thread, OP is kill...
>>563114453
>Now where the fuck has our scientist got to?
His mom found him
Requiescat in Pace in pieces, OP.
You were truly an hero.
never forget.
>>563110571
penis would break because it would rather be curved than staright and glass would disable the curve making your penis broken
OP is kill
Natural selection
OP please update us
>>563113218
so is your dick getting bigger or what faggot? if you pass out from lack of blood supply i'm going to laugh like a nigger robbing a bank
OP PLS RESPOND
op is rip
I have a feeling he tore apart the head of his penis
OP died
there's nothing to see here everybody go home
Bumping for science
Archived for posterity
http://4archive.org/b/thread/563108590
pls dont be rip op
>>563113878
post pics of your "kink"
OP must be in unimaginable pain, maybe he's even kill. Looks like this thread is over. GG, OP.
Bumping for hope
RIP op
OP is ded, post cp
COME BACK OP!!!!!
ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!!!
OP IS DED?
Bumping for science.
Im here guys I had to drive to the hospital. The suction was dealing way too much pain. In ER with a towel around me, pitching a tent
Bamp
>>563117995
Pics or gtfo
>>563113913
Nope.
OP is not dead, his mom came home and found out what he did. trust me, im his brother and i sit in the next room
>>563117995
Pics or GTFO
Bompin fred
>>563110029
Oh god that looks painful.
>>563118139
Check the id dumbass
>>563117995
stop posting pictures faggots we are gonna hit the image limit
whyyyyyyyy are we waiiiiiiittttttiiiiiiiinnngggg
>>563118409
>implying the id doesn't change with another ip
>>563117995
Gonna need pic + timestamp. You could've just cut the end off with scissors since your tiny dick didn't even fill it all the way up.
>>563110029
Op if dick gets stuck poor cold water on the plastic and it start to expand.
>>563117995
No one is going to believe you without pics and a timestamp. Until then you're just some fuckup trying to ruin this for us all.
op is kil
>>563119190
TROLLED ;)
>>563108590
won't end of the tube cute into your crotch?
>>563119508
stop posting pictures you autistic fuck
>>563110029
OP. Are you me? You have the exact same amount of body hair in the same pattern as I do, you have the same mole/birthmark/whatsitcalled in the same place and even the one on the other side, the reddish pimple. You probably also have a little bit larger brown mole/birthmark under your right nipple, right? And maybe a longish faint scar below it, another on the other side but lower, around the belly button height? Scars on your shoulders too, two birthmarks/moles on your right arm next to each other?
>>563119649
ayy lmao
OP is ded, SAGE
>>563119649
>>563119817
Niggawut?
This thread ruined my life
>>563119817
3spoopy6me
>>563117995
Op is officially kill
GETCHA GAME FACES ON, DIS THREAD'S OFF THE RAILS ON THE TAINE TRAIN
>>563120302
op is died
>>563117995
>>563110029
apology for poor english
when were you when op stick dick inside hot tube?
I was sat at home ranting about ferguson when my eugenia ring
"op is no penis"
"no"
>>563119817
>twins
>separated at birth
>after 20+ years
>reunited at /b/
>the magic of 4chan
>>563119817
Are you sure you didn't just post this shit before and now somebody is reposting it?
>>563110752
not everyone has that option on their phone
>>563109075
>>563121063
That'd fuck with my head so bad because today was the first time I tried something new, too... I masturbated with a leather belt around my dick and cut myself at the same time, watching porn of bloody bondage torture rape...
>>563112223
Liek dis
>>563121476
.....Source?
>>563119817
nice ID, kek
>>563121063
lol pls i wish sumetin lik dis haeppnd
OP's penis fell off
I inspected the pic closer and it looks like OP has the same scar in his penis on the bottom going a little sideway from the scrotum to the halfway, I have the same scar? I would post pic of mine but if it isn't the same, it would make me look really embarrassing... Is OP's only some reflections or is it a scar? If OP has the same scars that I have and the same moles and all, I'm going to have to conclude that OP is my identical twin separated recently but not as recently as today as OP doesn't have cuts on his right thigh which is where I cut myself today, and OP also has a strange lump beneath his scrotum that I don't have and don't know what it is.
>>563121752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7JLHxBm0eY
>>563122276
Post it
>>563122276
Just post the pic already
>>563121063
forgot
>reunited at /b/ by posting pictures of there dicks
>>563121063
>>563122607
>>563122276
this is about to get really interesting
>>563122276
What the fuck is this subplot ass shit?? I mean, this niggas just trying to pump up his dick, and then you ocme along bein his twin and shit??? Fuck man, just fuck
/b/ is the most peculiar place on the web.
Plenty of you idiots love cocks being on every thing cocks shouldn't be, i.e. cartoons, women, and random shit for r34.
Then, to top it all off, you all must seriously hate your own cocks, because of the amount of mutilation, and punishment you give them.
Ah, /b/, you're always going to be weird.
>>563122982
at least we don't love cocks that are on things they should be ;^)
>>563122902
>subplot
>mfw
>>563108590
Yes, this is good stuff bro, I can get behind this
>>563110029
God dammit OP i'm eating raspberries for fuck sakes
>>563110029
OP is now a god on /b/
>>563110520
This isnt hard plastic faggots
what's the status of your cock now OP?
bump4interest
>>563110029
boastin in an epic bread
>>563122530
>>563122578
I can't, my dick turned into a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMJkgb4lbog
Here's something to listen to while waiting for OP.
>>563121408
FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!
Ebin
op is kil
Stay alive OP!
he dead
From kill to not kill, how kill is OP?
dick in tube guy nevar forget
>>563125276
I think OP is kill.
>>563108590
Kek
>>563125398
what in the jolly blue fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMYuSUjvyg8
>>563125398
no it is not time for a spiderman thread. op was not a faggot
>>563125276
OP is kill. trust me im a doc
>
>>563108757
dude what ddmmyy is European
Did he died?
>>563108590
OP here. I'm in the ER and the doctor just told me they will cut the skin around the base of my penis and then slide a little pin under my skin and then they'll poke it through and let the air slowly leak out through my penis and then they'll cut off the top of the tube and release it then i'll need to get 32 stitches in my penis.
>>563125996
pics or gtfo, you're not op
>>563109075
>>563125996
Not even the same ID as the last person posting ER shit.
>>563112412
He was clearly reverse trolling that other faggot, summer shall be over soon
>>563124735
>>563126383
antfag
>>563125996
OP why didn't you trying cutting it off yourself? It is just plastic
>>563126383
Not if I rape you first
>>563126765
>>563125991
kek
>>563126383
mfw I saw this thread
>>563127463
You look like a faggot.
>>563127134
>>563110029
>mfw
4chan
>>563128001