im running an experiment with some earphone packaging (its almost like the packaging was designed to put you cock into!) and my cock.
I filled the tube with near boiling water and poured it out, leaving it filled with super hot air. I then quickly inserted my penis into the tube. The air was hot enough to cause some discomfort to my penis, but nothing i couldnt take for science.
Im now waiting for the air to cool, and contract, to see how far my unerrected penis is sucked into the tube.
The density or temperature of air does not create it's own vacuum.
>not a get thread
>not ylyl bread
Whatever this is,is better than canzur.
Yes it really does. As air cools it contracts creating a partial vacuum. Fill a bottle with near boiling water, dump it out, seal it and let it sit. The air will contract as the bottle cools.
ARE YOU OK OP?
EVEN IF YOUR DICK BREAKS YOU NEED TO POST IT AND LET US KNOW YOU ARE OK.
I'm so fuckin tired of OPs doing stupid shit and then never telling us the results because they were too busy "in the E.R." like that's a fucking excuse.
Don't be a smartass when you really are a stupid fuck. When the temperature of the air decreases, its volume does too. The dick is going to get sucked into the tube at least a bit.
get ready to sage in a few minutes, this cannot take this whole amount of time.
Don't you dare make OP change his mind.
so, my penis wasnt sucked into the tube as much i had hope, but enough simulate into an erection.
Air was forced out the base of the tube as my erection grew, eventually filling the whole tube.
I believe there is enough of a vacuum to keep the blood in my penis preventing me losing the erection.
Shieet, brilliant idea OP. Now we just have to wait for results
What the fuck why it looks all purple, take it off, take it off
I hope you have an exit strategy, son.
I've nominated you for a Nobel Peace Prize and I've you 3/4 or my internet points for the day (need the other 1/4 for my fap session)
>That poor doctor that will have to remove this from your dick
Im making a note here
Well, he could try to pee in order to get some pressure into the tube. Additionally it should be possible to squeeze air, water or if needed some lubrication into the sides some way
Don't think he'll get stuck at all
Well done OP.
>hook something onto dick
Let the experiments commence!! For science!!!!
Hey op when you will be done with this
>fill it with silicone
>get it out
>fuck yourself with it
>sell it make more and Proft
nothing you couldnt take for science
His penis just started shooting out blood in the tube and he couldn't get it off.
He's probably laying in the floor eating as many oranges as possible while his erect blood fountain overflows it's container and his dick is crushed from the deep-sea levels of pressure.
God rest your soul, OP.
OP's dick will become an hero fo sure
take a lighter and burn a littpe the pont of the tube, the air will flown away and you will be free anter
or the pressure for exchainging air will let it explode in both situation post results
its still dying, maybe slower if there will be more /b/tard like OP
>I believe there is enough of a vacuum to keep the blood in my penis preventing me losing the erection.
well, we'll know in a couple of days. be sure to update us with another thread.
>Not eating oranges when your dick is shooting blood.
Nah, but I was under the impression eating oranges helped with blood somehow. They gave me one after donating blood once.
i'm a bit worried about OP and his dick. If anything happend to him it was for higher goals.
i thought that was my desktop then untill i saw the chrome icon
>mfw i have no face
there are the faggots, like you
the cool faggots like freddie
the homosexual like ricky martin
>lern the differance
OP, I once bought one of these, just for the lulz. The thought of fucking a fleshlight with one of these, not able to feel shit, kinda turned me on. However, this thing was probably made for people with erectile disfuction, and because of the suction/vacuum, my erect penis now has a kink in it. FML.
>Nah, but I was under the impression eating oranges helped with blood somehow. They gave me one after donating blood once.
this example of inference is known as "the scientific method"
I fucking hate when OP ends up in the hospital. Fucking faggot.
OP is not dead, his mom came home and found out what he did. trust me, im his brother and i sit in the next room
OP. Are you me? You have the exact same amount of body hair in the same pattern as I do, you have the same mole/birthmark/whatsitcalled in the same place and even the one on the other side, the reddish pimple. You probably also have a little bit larger brown mole/birthmark under your right nipple, right? And maybe a longish faint scar below it, another on the other side but lower, around the belly button height? Scars on your shoulders too, two birthmarks/moles on your right arm next to each other?
GETCHA GAME FACES ON, DIS THREAD'S OFF THE RAILS ON THE TAINE TRAIN
apology for poor english
when were you when op stick dick inside hot tube?
I was sat at home ranting about ferguson when my eugenia ring
"op is no penis"
That'd fuck with my head so bad because today was the first time I tried something new, too... I masturbated with a leather belt around my dick and cut myself at the same time, watching porn of bloody bondage torture rape...
I inspected the pic closer and it looks like OP has the same scar in his penis on the bottom going a little sideway from the scrotum to the halfway, I have the same scar? I would post pic of mine but if it isn't the same, it would make me look really embarrassing... Is OP's only some reflections or is it a scar? If OP has the same scars that I have and the same moles and all, I'm going to have to conclude that OP is my identical twin separated recently but not as recently as today as OP doesn't have cuts on his right thigh which is where I cut myself today, and OP also has a strange lump beneath his scrotum that I don't have and don't know what it is.
/b/ is the most peculiar place on the web.
Plenty of you idiots love cocks being on every thing cocks shouldn't be, i.e. cartoons, women, and random shit for r34.
Then, to top it all off, you all must seriously hate your own cocks, because of the amount of mutilation, and punishment you give them.
Ah, /b/, you're always going to be weird.
God dammit OP i'm eating raspberries for fuck sakes
Here's something to listen to while waiting for OP.
OP here. I'm in the ER and the doctor just told me they will cut the skin around the base of my penis and then slide a little pin under my skin and then they'll poke it through and let the air slowly leak out through my penis and then they'll cut off the top of the tube and release it then i'll need to get 32 stitches in my penis.
He was clearly reverse trolling that other faggot, summer shall be over soon
Not if I rape you first
mfw I saw this thread