>add woman i don't know on skype (had to add someone else but saw her pic in the list)
>she some 36 y/o woman who is single, no kids etc.
>she's about to go on holiday so she gives me her number so we can chat on whatsapp (she's retarded so she has no idea how to download skype on her phone)
>we end up chatting
>she's into gothic shit and says she likes wearing black corsets etc
>i say i love that and i'd love to see that pic
>she says when she's back she'll show me because she has her pics on her laptop
>so we end up chatting more and more
>eventually she comes back (last night)
>she send me a pic of her in gothic attire
>she's wearing too much so i'm like "do you have a pic where you're wearing less clothes"
>out of nowhere she sends me a nude of her body lying down on her bed
>i'm like fffuuuuu
>ends up with her masturbating
>she sends more pics
>i show her my dick
>we chat a bit more and she tells me she'll skype me this morning
>we chat this morning
>now she still hasn't sent me pics of her wearing sexy gothic attire
>out of nowhere she says
>"why don't you come over and you take the pics in whatever you want me to wear instead? it's hard for me to take pics by myself"
>i'm like sure
HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
She's going over to her mom's and she'll text me when she's back
what the fuck
She only lives like 15 minutes away too...
Would you do it?
36 year old female, relatively hot body, into kinky sex shit, and she's single with no kids?
If every red flag alarm in the survival instinct part of your brain isn't going off right now, you deserve whatever horrible gruesome death awaits you at her house. Godspeed, buddy.
>don't take good care of her nails
Anyway OP, if you don't do it, you'll spend the rest of your life regretting and imaging what would've happened if you went to her house.
Just bring a gun along in case she's actually two 2'10' niggers.
Go for it and try your hardest.
We know you can do it, OP!
Come on OP, just post everything you got of her, you already said she sent you pics after the first nude plus we wanna see the gothic style one
But yeah I'd do it OP, she wants the D and has a nice looking body, and you can literally dress her up in gothic clothes
have a couple of beers to loosen up and go for it, at least you'll have an interesting story.
unless you have something else lined up, don't pass on an oppurtunity
>mfw when they're probably e-whoring you
>mfw you sent them a pic of your dick
So when she asked me what I was into
I asked her the same thing
She told me that her ex (i didn't ask how old he was) wanted her to dominate him, be his mistress and that she didn't want that
She wants the guy to be in control (not in a bdsm way i think just normally)
>HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Really isn't that common. 30+ and single is like fish in a barrel if you aren't retardedly autistic/obese.
You probably could have fucked her MUCH sooner when you didn't ask for her number and she gave you it "because she doesn't know how to use skype"
The answer to your question is pretty much on the first line of OP post.
She invited me to her home
She told me her address
It's not that far away from me
From skype i randomly added her even though i don't know her
I had to add someone else but I saw her in the list so I thought fuck it
I couldn't because she was on vacation for a week
If this story is true, then she's going to love that you're a virgin, this is a regular case of cougar wanting some young dick, I hope you have stammina, cus she's going to want it alllll night
If she's a nymphomaniac, I don't know man just be careful, they can get attached so much they go full brain rape on you and stab you to death while they're fucking you and you bleed to death all over. Which is not actually such a bad way to go really.
Fap to cum H-1 or it gonna be lame
Relax and act like you don't give a shit
Don't act like a virgin faggot please
Being a virgin don't change anything in the way it last you nigger
Jerk off nigger
And don't use condom
Be a man please
Or next time you eat a sandwich eat the plastic wrap and eat before.
>what is zinc
You're wrong. Everything that comes out of your body is just a reflex of what you have put inside.
>random woman OP meet on interwebs
>advice him against condom
It can help a little bit. But if you're not relaxed, that'll screw the situation even more. You know your own body better than I do, so just chill and take your time. After you cum the first time, have her tell you her sexual kryptonites (licking feet, fingers, elbows, whatever) and go slow on them. You should get hard again and it'll be much harder for you to cum 2nd round. good luck
>Let her suck it
>You go inside
>Let her swallow
Don't be a nigger.
If she's 36 she's at the age where you don't have to worry about diseases. Go in that bitch without a condom. Cum inside that shit too. 35+ year olds rarely get pregnant because of the menopause.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Alright guys I have to admit this
At first I was embarrassed so I lied about it
But she's not 36
Does this change anything? Or is she too old?
I'm not going to post her face but she's like a 5.5/10
She's passable but she has a nice body
Would you still do it?
>LIE TO WOMAN ABOUT BEING VIRGIN
>LIE TO /B/ ABOUT WOMAN'S AGE
OK WHAT ELSE YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT
ARE YUO EVEN BREATHTING RIGHT NOW
I AM COMPELTELY OUT OF CNTROL NOW
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HAET U SO MUHC
No. Absolutely not. If there's an option, you let her blow you first. Then you cum and while you are eating her you have a chance to relax and regen your fucking hardon. Then after she comes, you are ready to fuck and away we go.
>Does this change anything?
Yes, this makes you my hero.
Stop trying to talk yourself out of it. You're going to not only fuck her, but god dammit, OP, you're going to make her squirt all over the god damn wall. You're going to make the neighbors call the fucking police. And then, you're gonna cum inside her old-ass dustbin. Then you have my permission to die.
I would say you are a virgin, because in any case I think it will become quite obvious. You are going in for the first time, and no matter how many pornos you've seen, you won't know exactly where, what, how to do everything. When I first had sex (18 years old) I was able to recover very quickly and have sex again, so hopefully you have a similarly short down time. If you make it through one and onto a second or third, each time you will end up lasting longer in any case. Also, don't jack off before, she won't expect you to last so long your first time.
Also, wear a condom. She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron... Always wear a condom the first time with someone, the first several times, until you reach a level of trust and confidence in that person (i.e. long term relationship).
Bottom line, if you say you are a virgin, it will take off lots of pressure to perform, and you will be able to relax and enjoy it more.
>Does this make her more desirable to you
You're not asking this right now.
The answer is fucking yes. Its like fine wine. Shit gets so much better with age.
This is true but the volume of 30 somethings tryna fuck behind bf/husband back is at an all time high
...she may be legit back story...probably not but I've never met anyone from the Internet that told lies so...
I'm just very nervousI've never done this before
Also she said she likes anal (if the guy is not too big)
Not that it means that I can do it with her but I guess it's not completely out of the question
Like earlier today we were chatting and all of a sudden she just says "why don't you come over and shoot pics of me in the outfit you'd like me to wear"
That really surprised me just like when she out of nowhere sent a nude of herself
Part of me keeps thinking I'm being rused even though she has shown herself on cam and everything
I'm just a bit scared.. ;-;
>MFW OP IS ACTUALLY THE WOMAN ON THE PICS BUT HE WANTED A RATE BUT NOBODY RATED HER SO NOW HES CHANGING HIS STORY ONE MORE TIEM TO ADAPT TO THE NEW CIRCUMSTANCES FUCK YOU OP I HEAT YOU FUCKIN BASTERD I HOPE YOU ROT IN HEEEEEEELL
OP, how attractive would you rate yourself? It sounds like this whole ordeal is way too stressful for your first time. If you are moderately attractive, I would just wait until you can have sex with a girl around your age.
fuck her. just do it. you have nothing important to lose and good experience to gain...unless STDs, but again, at least it's some sort of experience. Hell, she'd probably teach you a thing or two depending on how good you can fake it
>She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron..
Learn to reply to a post properly, you colossal kingpin of a summernewfag. Also, I was clearly joking there. That being said, condoms are for faggots, and I never wear them, and neither should you. Condoms are a fucking joke that tards like you all have fallen for and are now somehow a bajillion dollar industry.
>>She is 30+ so no diseases or pregnancy? Moron..
>Learn to reply to a post properly, you colossal kingpin of a summernewfag. Also, I was clearly joking there. That being said, condoms are for faggots, and I never wear them, and neither should you. Condoms are a fucking joke that tards like you all have fallen for and are now somehow a bajillion dollar industry.
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST YOU'RE THE WORST TROLL I'VE SEEN AND I IVE SEEN MANY BUT YOU'RE THE WORSE I HOPE YOU AND OP DIE TOGETHER OF EBOLA
OP is the result of modern feminism. 'Is it ok guys? Guise I'm serial I lied shes a little older is it still ok?'
Man the fuck up dude. She has been talking to you because she wants your penis inside of her. She is older, which means she's going to want to go literally old night, you colossal faggot.
This is literally the ideal way to lose your virginity and you're pussing out instead of swearing on yer mum you'll be back with pictures.
I think I can guess that OP is german, because "gothic" and because OP is so autistic and beta and doesn't appear to be japanese
Plz oi just shag the old bitch for fuck sake :(
Plz you'll regret it otherwise OP just be a man for once plz
So many men would dream of being In your situation, do us proud,
>cum tit shitty flick plz
Post at least one pic of her face OP and we'll tell you if its good to go but I must say 44 is very old (at least for me).
ey, /b/. Remember me? The guy from yesterday with the loli /b/tard cousin? Yeah. I have a story for you. I had to improvise a lot on the dialogue, (You wouldn't have remembered most of it either.) and I threw in a bit of dramatizations for /b/'s benefit, but it's mostly true.
The day went off as planned. My mom and aunt were headed to the stores, with me and the loli (name withheld) left alone. I wasn't expecting much to change, just that I'd have someone that actually understands it when I use memes in speech. But something was wrong. She was acting shy and nervous, not bouncy and playful like usual. I instantly thought "OH FUCK SHE READ THE THREAD," but I dismissed it on the counts that her mom is strict and she wouldn't risk jacking her mom's laptop to browse /b/. Either way, I was stuck with her for a few hours and I figured I'd get to the bottom of it eventually.
"So, what do you wanna do?" I asked, as usual. "Did you eat? Any movies you'd like?" "Yeah, I ate. And I already watched all the good movies," she replied. "Any games, then?" "...Not really." "Boy, you're lots of fun today. What's wrong?" "...Nothing." "C'mon, I know you, something's wrong." "...I read the thread."
Oh fuck. I'd like to remind you that I described her as quite fappable, with the cutest ass ever in this thread.
"...Which thread?" I asked, hoping that, by some stroke of luck, it was a different thread. She replied, "...The one about me."
OH FUCKING FUCK. FUCK YOU /B/ AND YOUR FUCKING COPYPASTA ARRGGH HOW THE FUCK DID SHE READ THAT FUCK MY LIFE'S OVER FUCK FUCK
She followed up, "...Do you really think my butt's cute?"
Oh god. What the fuck was I supposed to do? I just inadvertantly revealed that I was a pedo. Oh god, she's going to tell her mom, and she's going to tell my mom, and she's going to tell the rest of the family. I tried to get out of it.
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch.
WELL DONE YOU FAGGOT NOW YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER OF BEING AN ANCIENT FAG
>3 HOURS LATER
>OP HAS NOT POST THE PIC WHO STARTED ALL THIS SHIT
>FAGS STILL ASK FOR THE PIC
>OP ONLY POST PICS ONE COULD EASILY FIND ON THE INTERWEBS FROM WEBSLUTS
>BEING THIS MUCH OF FAGGOTS
>NEXT TIME FIND A GOTHIC WEBSLUT SO YOUR STORY HAS AT LEAST A BIT OF TRUTH FUCK YOU
Dude, tell her you're a virgin. Some women act like dudes and are eager to be your first. It gives them a clean slate to teach you exactly how they wanna be fucked. She could have a mother/son complex going and would take care of you. That pussy is dripping. She wants it. Fucking go. Post pics and video. For great justice. Also, science. Plus, more pics.
DAMN SON THATS JUST CONVINIENT RIGHT
HEY WHAT IS MS PAINT I THINK I HAVE HEARD OF IT IS MAGICAL TOOL WHERE YOU CAN CROP SHIT AND ADD NEAT WORDS TO PICS BUT WHATEVER I DOUBT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF IT FUCKING MAC USER KILL YOURSELF
>"the old lickaroo"
I remember times such as those.
JUST LEMME SEARCH A BIT MORE FOR A PIC THAT WILL MATCH THE OTHER I HAVE ALREADY POSTED
>THESE FAGS WONT KNOW
LATER I WILL JUST TELL IT WAS A LIE AND SHE IS ACTUALLY INTO MECHAS
>FAGS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING
Only her face is enough man, wow, talking about censoring
I don't know anon
Here's another one of her
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAMEFAG ME? I HOPE YOURE NOT
BUT ANYWAY YEAH OP IS FAG HE THINKS ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE HIM AFTER ALL HIS LIES
THERE IS NO WOMAN FOR HE TO GO FUCKING IMBECILE ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY THING I AM ASKING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIEM FOR THISBULLSHIT
just tell her it's been a while since you had sex. Chances are, you're desensitized from years of porn like I was by the time I was 19 and had sex for the first time (with a condom, the first time bareback was another story, since I wanted to impregnate that girl I came twice in like 30 seconds but pulled out stealthily both times and was able to keep fucking).
NO YOURE NOT ME I CAN TELL BECAUSE I DID NOT POST THIS ALSO BECAUSE I USE NS SO I KNOW WHEN WHOS ME AND WHOS NOT
I NEED THE OTHER STEP PLS HALP ALSO DONT CALL ME FAGGOT ANYMORE I AM YOUR FRIEND
1. scout the house out beforehand
2. bring mace if you can find any
3. don't let her tie you up/handcuff/blindfold you
4. Take pics and post later
>make us proud faggot
The sage in here is unreal
IT IS NOT ENOUGH OBVIOUSLY AS A MATTER OF FACT I THINK EVERY NEWFAG ON /B/ SHOULD HAVE AUTOSAGE ON I THINK THAT WAY WE WOULD REDUCE THIS KIND OF FAGGOTRY BY 100% BUT THEN AGAIN WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN SO I DUNNO
NO I CAN TELL IT IS AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE ONE IS ME ONE HAS JUST LEARNED HOW TO SAGE AND THE THIRD IS OP TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE PEOPLE MOCKING HIM BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE IS A TREMENDOUS CASSAROLE
nah, brah. I was inexperienced and it would have been awkward, so I pulled out real quick to "tease" her with my hand while I came between the couch cushions and she was none the wiser. She came by the second one because I had eaten her out right before we started. I thought she premature came like me for a minute. It was a girl I was into for a few years that had friendzoned me and went out with my best friend until they "broke up". She was also the tightest pussy I've been in to this day.
thats how it works man just do it :)
there ia no magic or something you got it..
OP, I thinks it's pretty fucking obvious this isn't true. You ask for her to wear something specific, but instead she just sends you nudes. Have you actually talked with her over a Skype video or voice call? Ask her to video chat, if she can't provide any sort of proof that she's real than don't waste your time going to a strangers house and finding out she's a mutant or some shit.
IF MORE NEWFAGS LIKE YOURSELF SAGED THIS BOARD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER BUT THEN AGAIN I NEVER SAID THIS WAS A FUN THREAD MAYBE FOR OP BECAUSE HE IS TROLLING A BUNCH OF FAGS BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT HES A FAGGOT NECKBEARD BASEMENT DWELLER WITH NO GF
>OP, I thinks it's pretty fucking obvious this isn't true.
YOU DONT SAY
Don't worry about telling her you're a virgin. Just tell her it's been a while. If you cum quick you will be able to go again, just don't make a big deal about it. She'll probably not mind so much and won't think twice about it
She sent me this pic>>563098959
So I was like "well don't you have something where you're wearing less" because I wanted to see her in a corset and she also mentioned high heels and other sexy clothes
I wanted to see her in less clothing but she out of nowhere sent the nude pic that i already posted in this thread
So I was surprised by that
She did mention that she was a horny woman in our conversation on whatsapp though (but she said it playfuly)
And I did videochat with her and she even sent me videos of herself (I'm not going to share those)
>(I'm not going to share those)
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD THEN
IT IS A TROLL THREAD FUCK YOU GRRRRRRRRR I HAET U SO MCUH YOU ALREADY GOT THE ANSWER YOU WANTED BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING NICE YOU SHARED LIKE 2 PICS AND ONE HORRIBLE PIC YOU SHAT ALL OVER WITH A BLACK PENCIL
NEXT WEEK OP GONNA DO THIS THREAD AGAIN BUT WILL BE A DIFFERENT STORY SO WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT BUT THEN ILL HAVE AUTOSAGE ON RIGHT FROM THE START AND WILL TRY TO ALERT MY BROS ABOUT THE IMMINENT TROLL CHEER FOR ME KTHX
THESE PICS ALL HAVE DIFFERENT RESOLUTIONS IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY WERE TAKEN BY THE SAME CAMERA OR HELL IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY ARE PART OF THE SAME SET OP YOU SUCK NIGGER DICK
>CROPPING PUSSY PICS
>TO HIDE HER FACE
>DOESN'T THINK OF CROPPING THE PIC WITH THE GOTHIC CLOTHES
YOU MOTHERRUFKCER LIER DO YOU THINK I AM RETARDED BECAUSE ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING I AM NOT DO YOU LISTEN TO ME
I HOPE YOU DIE OF EBOLA YOUFAGGOT NIGGER
Op pls post more. Let's celebrate the final hours of your virginity together