>find hat (pic related)
>really enjoy hat
>wear it everywhere
>girlfriend hates the hat
>wear the hat to the store, to see her parents, to sleep
>don't even take off hat to have sex with girlfriend, corks hitting her face throughout
>she gets worried, thinks I am losing it
>I just like my hat
>last time we had sex, shout "G'DAY MATE" when I cum
>goes to stay at sister's house for a while
>takes all her shit, which is most stuff in the apartment
>sit here in empty room
>still really like my hat
>mfw my hat ruined my relationship
>half a year ago, finals coming up
>what would you like for graduation present?
>a soft jungle hat, please
>haha funny, but seriously what do you want?
>muh jungle hat
I got it and I love it.
Are those corks for anti-bug?
You do realize that the hat here is worn or stereotypically worn by ockers.... basically the white-trash of australia right?
You are wearing the Outback version of the flat-cap turned sideways. Or the Outback version of the russian tracksuit.
Perhaps she is jealous of my hat. I'll go to her sister's and surprise her with one for herself tonight.
Nice. I will invest in one. I was also thinking of getting one of these
I appreciate the support, but I love her. I love the hat too though.
I'm torn between my life with the hat and my life with the girlfriend
she is pregnant too
your bond to the hat is too strong.
If the love is reciprocated then she will learn to love the hat too OP. Maybe she is threatened by the dangly bits? To the untrained eye they do look like severed dwarf dicks. The addition of her bearing child adds a layer of complexity but if she will not come round then I would have to say go with the hat. You child will understand when it is older.
I don't think she could love the hat, I now know what must be done. I only hope that one day I can buy my child a hat of his/her own, and my girlfriend will see how happy it makes my child and take me back.
OP, i sense trouble in your relationship.
Maybe your gf IS just jealous.
I would consider the fact, that she might just need to find her own kind of hat.
Hat related couple issues can be a bitch.
Best of luck to you and your charismatic new hat.
I keep reading a little more of this thread each time then getting up and walking out of the room out of utter confusion.
Ive done it about 5 times now.
I don't know whats happening in this thread.
it feels evil.
>Mfw I have that hat
>Mfw AND I own the black with flames button up shirt.
>Mfw I've owned both of them since I was a kid - I'm true OG.
Would be a fuckin ingenius antibug hat apparatus! Thanks for postin that idea mate. we should all market it, produce it, sell it. Perfect Australian hat for the p e r f e c t A u s t r a l i a n p e o p l e.
I can empathise with you OP, I was in a similar situation a few years ago with the most epic sombrero. I got shit faced and lost it, most probably lifted right off the top of my head by niggers as I stumbled home. Now I have no gf and no hat and spend my days fapping to traps on 4chan. NVM though, I saw the most epic poncho in a shop window recently. As soon as I've saved up my drugseekers allowance it's mine!!