Post your voice. We try to guess your
1) Accent
2) Ethnicity
3)Age
http://vocaroo.com/
bump
captcha: allyssc books
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVtW9xHtkX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lOdGkOyRj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JPckwt9b7k
>>563063432
19 or 20-ish, Caucasian. Idk about accent, somewhere in America right?
>>563063924
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lOdGkOyRj
american
black
in the mid 20's
By the way, ethnicity is the perception of ones own culture OP you fuckwit. Take an intro to sociology class, put race.
>>563063432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lOdGkOyRj
>>563063924
both americans
both 20 somethings
white
not religious
intelligent but under-achiever
>>563064590
Holy shit you're right!
Most people say I sound white...
>>563064719
A pretty much spot on description of about 90% of 4chan users.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLcNi8gZb0
>>563063924
>American.
>Caucasian.
>19-23.
>>563064320
American.
Caucasian.
25-30.
>>563064853
I hop you say "thank you" back
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmdZ0FlSQp
>>563065060
Correct except that im black, not Caucasian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pDkQeQrsFZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EHPPEwCmt8
try me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GevM4nRq3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ym2y10gmNQ
pls no h8
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01conIXXdUk
>>563065069
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmdZ0FlSQp
> acknowledges he's nigger
> Expects to adhere to social mannerisms?
Hahahah. Trolling right?
>>563065204
White
18-23
You have 2 heads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QwBNwNvbTt
>>563065323
Sick english accent
White
22
>>563065490
Nope
Captcha: freeo farmer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ntnaoUg6X
Give it your best shot
>>563065323
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GevM4nRq3
20 or so Ausfag white as sour cream
>>563065570
Don't confuse Australian with english accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jKPPJsRznu
beep
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAzqQ0Xvpq
>>563065812
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAzqQ0Xvpq
sound like that guy on list25
>>563065323
25yo ausfag from brisbane
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fcg2IogpN
>>563065774
I listened to that again, you're right. Cool accent anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KnzXcI0YN2
>>563065917
list25?
>>563065570
Close.
I'm Australian though.
>>563065732
Very close.
I'm olive tan though, considering I'm part Aboriginal.
>>563065957
From Victoria.
>>563065204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15PzhbslT8m
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K5MVlESXFi
>>563065323
what part of england anon?
>>563066214
Australia, son.
>>563066214
He's obviously an Ausfag you idiot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bT319SkhQR
>>563066165
That's my voice wtf are you talking about.
>>563066165
15
>>563065430
pls sum1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C2A8xiW61l
you know what to do after the beat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cucawfHmmq
>>563065719
it sounds like you're in the shower dude. 18-20, white (probably anglo-saxon) american, possibly talks to himself sometimes
>>563062872
I'm deaf, you guys want me to jsut make some garbling noises?
>>563065719
do meeeeeeeeee
https://soundcloud.com/tony-nonpareil/jeff-x-brimcon-an-amnesia-tale?fb_action_ids=10150778259059175&fb_action_types=soundcloud%3Alisten&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B10151415451810564%5D&action_type_map=%5B"soundcloud%3Alisten"%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D&fb_collection_id=10151549409496799&ref=profile
>>563065323
>vocaroo.com/i/s18GevM4nRq3
is that fucking hamking
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IN3YihhJf0
Fucking hell I sound like I'm 12.
>>563066517
You are a robot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04fPrH4DVps
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s6gh3xMNMK
>>563065570
That's Australian, not English.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dRpNT4q9lC
>>563065467
wat
>>563066792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ym2y10gmNQ
if u do me i do u
pls baste god
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1czVidTo8Aq
i love 4chan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UvrH38lv5t
Think mine might be a little easy
>>563065467
Australian
>>563066457
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ym2y10gmNQ
white
19-23
>>563066852
american/white/24
your voice 4/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eJ2QqSgH6d
>>563065430
Black
19
You sound like trihex.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RMyfpmcK0j
>>563066956
American, maybe east coast. Sahlids, cahncentrate.
>>563066956
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ym2y10gmNQ
American southwest
You're black
19 or 20
>>563067036
yeah nah
>>563066020
White 24
Overweight and kind of awkward.
try to guess fags
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uS2I70fykH
>>563066770
close enough
>>563065430
>>563067001
>Netherlands
>white
>19-20
>>563066956
capri sun/10
American english
Anglo-saxon
19
>>563066114
do me do me
>>563067069
nah m8
wrong on both counts but ty 4 tryin bruv <33333
i made a new one for you to give you a hint on the ethnicity
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ty8v08RJvC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0viwpRHfQf5
Reddit > 4chan casauls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUOldm8B6y
>>563066398
eastern side of USA
20
white
>>563066710
western USA
19
white
>>563067245
I'm white, yes. But the rest isn't true.
Why awkward? And what about my accent?
>>563067108
far more accurate
tybg
is it a good thing that i sound like trihex?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s008LHe9rglG
Guess its not pretty hard!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ykH9FM7Wrd
>>563067823
Wait, theres another black on /b/?
I thought we all stayed on /r9k/??
>>563067743
No.
>>563067823
He's a speedrunner. I don't really know him he was just in a ttyd stream for like 6 hours and you sound like him.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0USxDWfz8cQ
Clues might be too obvious.
+1 internet if you can guess:
The country I'm originally from
and the country I've lived in for the past 8 years
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tctSn4wXbO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nf8qHY121j
>>563068273
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tctSn4wXbO
From india
living in britain or the US
>>563068085
I don't even go on /r9k/ m8. It's been funny the few times I've gone there but I stay in /b/ for the most part. By the way, BLACK POWER and all that.
>>563068412
Double wrong.
>>563067843
german or scandinavian.. trying to masquerade as a murican..18
>>563067819
The inflection on bros. It was like you wanted to say it but had some internal conflict about whether or not you should.
The overweight part came from your voice. I dunno why maybe it's just a genetic thing. You're probably not overweight but you definitely don't sound skinny. Maybe a big guy who isn't really fat but muscley.
>>563068006
You sir cringe/fedora thread worthy
1) obese american english
2) Caucasian
3) 23
Go for it.
>>563067262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uS2I70fykH
it sounds like shit. fix your mic faggot
>>563068194
You have a very distinctive accent, but I can't place it. You sound like you're in your early 20's. Somewhere in the northeastern seaboard.
>>563068515
Austrian
>>563068538
Pretty accurate, I didn't really know what to say in the first place and got stuck but I just left it on the record as it is, english is not my mother tongue.
>>563068418
I use to visit this place all the time, but the racism slowly made me more and more angry, I only visit this place now and again.
/sp/, /tv/ and /r9k/ have a better atmosphere and better content anyway...
How do you put up with this shit?
come at me bros
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1invThJz26m
>>563067223
Midwest, with elements of ghetto black people (who more or less sound the same everywhere)
>>563068192
>>563067743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoPoDZ19Th
gonna try again cause nobody guessed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f7TVOk7NdB
>>563068727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rv99Md95nc
>>563067231
midwest
what made you say southwest?
and yes, i am part black and identify as fully black due to looking that way
>>563068085
There's blacks on every board man
>>563066457
wherever ludacris is from
and 19-22
>>563068804
North east is accurate.
>>563068903
Shit that's northern european as well as I could tell. I was off in my estimation. You sound blonde, am I right?
>>563065790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PbejOrrSno
>>563068928
I don't give a fuck about the racism really because I know it doesn't apply to me and I find it funny sometimes
/b/ is racist to everyone so it's not like I feel singled out
the real ignorant racism makes me mad on occasion but i've learned to ignore it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FwL4u6awqu
It was a joke...right?
I hate all of you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i72A4EycPD
>>563069495
Yurofag is correct, but not northern and definetly not blonde.
>>563069476
Yeah but most of them that ive seen are on /r9k/...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BuWioqLYiS
>>563065790
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jKPPJsRznu
Canada? Northern california.. ? 23
>>563069592
True, true...
I might give this board a second chance....
>>563069035
Northwestern. Trying way too hard to bait.
Come on man. It's too obvious you gotta be subtle. Take this as an example http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZdCwYf4PaZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZnNTJ0Y7T
>>563066792
10/10
>>563070081
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZnNTJ0Y7T
yah wrong man, and what do you mean trying to hard. I am le winning at this competition for thy valiant effots
>>563069642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pqTz0FwvS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zAdju07IEG
an excerpt from Cosmic Silence that help realized that many do feel as I do
http://www.theargus.ca/articles/features/2011/01/cosmic-silence
>>563070259
kek
>>563070227
If you want replies try being more subtle
If you want something funny, be more original.
Otherwise you're shiposting.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IvLtZYFJAd
>>563070259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aA1gh06W1Y
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17u4J1dtZ3q
>>563070910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
>>563062872
>http://vocaroo.com/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uSBZZiYnuV
>>563063432
>English
>19
>Caucasion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lMB8jZRxBn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XcyYzby2yh
>>563070026
it's not that good
>>563071412
Romania
Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bTosPtTsn7
>>563071468
wtf lol, I could masturbate on your flapping lips you tiny piece of shit
trying to sound tough
>>563064320
Its a very sensitve voice
>>563071412
obviously you speak ancient moonspeak
ayy lmao
>>563071468
welshland, 17, half and half
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dffkc8bPRO
guess ay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bl9Cr2Kc2T
>>563071986
You're saying I sound poor?
>>563072536
wasn't calling you a potato farmer...bulgarian or finnish then
>>563072021
the toughness just flows out naturally. It's like a tiger. simply can't be caged. I've learned to live with it over the years.
>>563071078
South Korean
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cmaddEtts2
>>563065467
You're a white kiwi
around the 20 mark
>>563065812
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAzqQ0Xvpq
>http://youtu.be/9owjwqp0_X0?t=15s
list25 confirmed
>compare
Go ahead...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d3ZeWRAbXa
>>563072670
You're close, but not close enough. Lithuanian here.
>>563072494
16 year old gay white suburban virgin american.
>>563071468
cymru am byth
>>563062872
You like poorly written furry fan fiction? Me neither.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oNxlzRUBqP
>>563072762
14 yrs old at the most.
>>563072762
27 melbourne
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWfgYos2je
Good luck
>>563071987
>mfw no one does mine
>>563067001
kek
>>563071987
I'm strangely aroused
>>563073052
cachu bant ti cachu mes
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04UpesKp0y9#
>>563073003
Not even close.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EWCBsD543x
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mbNkaX1X59
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RHthgDPHQh
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jmgebhgCOU
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gvS2m5OqYw
>inb4 underage fgt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Go9xqJhOIi
>>563071468
Underage b&
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rnsb1cOXqZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nmn6awMTvA
>>563074312
19-25
American maybe? Not sure what part.
And that's because the majority of B still lives in their parents basements.
>>563074467
>B
>Implying 4chan is still used by adults rather than edgy 14 year old kids
Pleb
>>563074467
What in the flying holy fuck is B
>>563073846
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EWCBsD543x
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aScYYx59MA
>>563073714
If you're gonna speak it, speak it right.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GUVyb5hZ0N
>no one will get it right
>>563073672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14WdvleF0Zi
For you.
>>563074595
I love to use The B
Faggots won't ever be able to guess mine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10HcybBCKay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HXSETYbQE2
Come at me
>>563074467
Very correct.
From Montana, I don't think it's an accent though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EP6pEnwRge
>>563073526
>>563071987
Ok seriously, someone fucking do mine, god damn.
>>563074917
I literally just took a stab at it so I feel very proud of myself for guessing.
>>563074690
belgian, dutch?
>>563074690
sweden
>>563073363
Nobody does mine
>>563063432
Australian
Caucasian
22
you sound like a mix of mercader and vaatividya thats why i think australian
>>563075045
Im going with.... 24, Caucasian I guess? Aaaand from the US
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bbvjnOiFR4
my tongue always gets retarded when i try to speak english
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOPz00gyYw
We're talking about spooky ghosts.
>>563075379
2/3 correct but US is really vague, so...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12fgdABn0dc
>>563074405
tfw nobody does mine :'(
>>563073069
Oh silly me, I forgot to lay down the goofy Yotsuba art, this'll catch your attention
>>563075541
Shieeeeeet, How about.... Eastern part of the USA?
>>563075636
23
Hmmm, california?
Caucasian, but could potentially be any mix of white descendant. (like french/irish or something)
>>563074825
you're Dutch
>>563074724
You sound like a 16 year old faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dlm9ulv7OL
>>563075636
maybe because your a faggot garnering for attention from losers on /b/ by using a sound clip of a girl when you are really just a fatass lonely faggot sitting at your computer
>girls dont exists on the internet and especially not on 4chinz
>>563075045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eb3Ym4iu8L
>>563075189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bpBdLjJFoV
>>563074405
23, white, new england
>>563075543
iraq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g31jJXk2fc
Go. Fucking. Nuts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ezZmz89r5b
>>563076003
wat. no.
>>563075820
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dlm9ulv7OL
Two dudes chilling. At least over twenty.
>>563076120
um yes
>>563075894
nz or nsw
>>563075894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NOyXvYJOzr
>>563076120
Sorry, I meant
Chiraq
>>563076025
SPEAK UP NIGGER
>>563076212
You think i'm from iraq?
>>563075820
that voice is so beautiful!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5ISYT0cL9
>>563075543
sydnaaay
>>563076025
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g31jJXk2fc
I was waiting for that increase in volume.
I've no idea though.
>>563076291
yes
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sSw50DUkF4
>>563075543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q87Nkns2zF
>>563076260
k
>>563076334
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kV4PvyosP7
>>563076293
Thanks. Got a song request?
>>563076192
Nah, it's just me. I'm over twenty, I was just singing a different song than the one I was listening to, if that makes sense.
>>563074724
Noone doing mine? heaven doesn't count
Mah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nUCmOhAZmI
>>563076328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13DgKiLW8Y2
>>563076445
Hmm.... 26?
Caucasian
And I have no idea where you could be from
>>563076470
I request whitney houston - i wanna dance with somebody
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j0982rDQBf
Inb4 brit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F0UWKYsNQS
>>563076719
No. =)
>>563076652
ya hes obviously from irqa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B44y0MoBkV
Do me baybee
>>563076652
Adis Ababa?
>>563076742
45
beta
fat
usa
virgin
>>563076652
2nd time lucky..rollang
perth then
>>563075820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZLqjfOqle3
>>563076669
Most people tend to think I'm in my mid twenties for some reason. I never understood it. Nope, and I'm half Italian half Native American. Also apparently my accent, like you, throws off a lot of people.
>>563064320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0ijUILl1p
luv u bb
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s016E1PBF2El
>>563076928
More or less.
>>563076738
south africunt
>>563076470
sing dreaming of you by selena
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q8xAZ9ykRJ
i've never stepped foot on north american soil.
>>563077036
I'm sure you've visited the lake of disappointment
>>563076845
You sound like a dude and it's morning for fucks sake not day.
>>563077035
please fuck me in the pusass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XzCoXoBOGG
first time posting, guess mine.
>>563077061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fwX4OKRZuF#
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PthpweU2XN
alright i guess i'll do another one, guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0w718pvww
>>563077447
21
Caucasian
Murica
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JoYEHgVyVu
lets play the game a little differently
>>563076240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TcMOVJyEBg
>>563076215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SwmOnsYiRv
>>563077356
It's a glorious voice, smooth like honey and so very soothing.
I feel like I'm being washed over in a milk-thistle and treacle bath just listening to that..be still my beating trousers..
>>563077632
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JoYEHgVyVu
You're an owl.
>>563076614
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nUCmOhAZmI
M, East/North EU, 23.
>>563076845
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B44y0MoBkV
M, Midwest? 22
>>563077632
http://vocaroo.com/
>>563075797
I'm way younger, and I'm black/generic white
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WK8mIl2E9p
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWuYpTinfr
>>563075841
>not requesting tits
too bad I could prove it
>>563077827
>>563077632
Oops.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16RfE1Aq9HP
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JoC0XXo3WT
Arab
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIDHYyDlbz
try me
>>563076669
Also, I'm from AL, of all places.
>>563077735
>>563077735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7ze6AuVWK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QN0dfzC3Gw
>>563077356
I had to listen to that 4 times to get what you were saying....
>>563063432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVtW9xHtkX
sounds dutch
>>563077931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s159jx0X8Jp4
>younow prankcalls
>give your number and say "best friend jenny, make her mad!"
>give them fbi number/police/your number
>???
>profit
>>563077873
Also from the east coast bruh
>>563077748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5LK7Sf3Q9#
>>563078026
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16RfE1Aq9HP
you're blonde
and/or canadian
>>563078076
scandinavian
>>563075797
New England, to be precise
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gy6KWs1L4h
recording for a friend a few days ago. didnt feel like making another
>>563078139
heres another... cheesy responses. I've got one more if you guys are interested
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cpCWZs5ZnP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uiBbdRCSXp
Cmon take a guess
>>563078270
No, you also forgot the age.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GIhUh5lNaE
>>563077824
>M, East/North EU, 23
Close, everything correct except im 20.
Props anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kM0tuV247s
>>563078209
australian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K1ex7Mab4i
>>563062872
Here comes the fat american, choo choo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pv9z5Y8MS
>>563078405
too scottish to listen to
>>563077335
Reposting cause someone, pls
>>563078339
>>563078339
faggot from america
>>563077335
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XzCoXoBOGG
united states. Eastern state, inland.
17
>>563078534
What's that supposed to mean?
>>563078232
Wrong, and wrong.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05hLi5Uugk4
I was distracted as fuck while recording this lol.
>>563078446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dDtyV1RA2r#
>>563078763
Florida?
>>563078650
Not underage b& and not in the USA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R2zMN0cJ6W
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JK4aS1yCqI
I'll be shocked if you guess right
>>563078763
california brown hair 20?
>>563078931
Indian, 21.
>>563078931
Sweden, 21?
>>563078814
austria? really?
would never have guessed that
>>563071987
>Khajit
>mid twenties
>Elsweyr/Tamriel
>>563078837
Yes... What the fuck?
You are fucking amazing.
I am in shock.
>>563078763
New England?
>>563079027
Boyfriend lives in Florida, I can recognise that accent anywhere.
Now try and guess mine. >>563078451
>>563078959
Brown hair, yes. 20, no.
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F5Neq6kblI
>>563078984
>>563078986
no and no
>>563079163
hungary?
>>563079019
>>563079019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XZ7lDoAGZq
>>563079000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zz8AalbkB6#
>>563079110
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K1ex7Mab4i
Shit... I'm really bad at this. English? Swedish?
>>563078570
>>563077335
One more time, your guesses, I'm out soon
>>563079285
Lol no, far away from there.
>>563078076
Still one free game on steam to give away.
>>563079370
English. I'd speak more, but I've got no fucking clue what I should say.
>>563079291
Shieeet I lost it. Thank you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4RKatyEoa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IOyq1hJ7zz
What am i?
>>563078534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kz1RaqOl6i
someone else do this one, please:
>>563078405
>>563079539
Hmm... 26>
>>563077931
Yes we are.
Italy?
>>563079595
A pretty common person?
>>563074334
Not underage
also not welsh
>>563079595
God
>>563079870
Can you talk more r's and t's?
>>563079571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hq7BMi5haw
>>563078405
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GIhUh5lNaE
west midlands masquerading as a geordie
>>563079743
Dublin? Far off, mate. I'm in England, try and get it from that.
>>563071468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O4Ry7LcPKz
>>563079362
Fun fact: I'm 19