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Uh oh /b/.
I'm studying at my super hot friends apartment and she fell asleep. What do I dooooo?
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Wake her up and tell her to stop slacking off
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Tits pics
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She finished her work she's fine
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>>563062273
Bump 4 tits
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>>563062086
get a better camera
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Put mustard on her face. Then when she wakes up and goes "WTF?" slap the taste out of her mouth. Im talking as hard. As you fucking. Can.
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Pull the blanket off a little
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>>563062389
take pics of her feet
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>>563062437
Cellphones gonna have to do

Guys give me moves I wanna do her. She's not wearing pants
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Or carry her to her bed and tuck her in. Then stick your tongue in her mouth as a "kiss good night"

Bitches love cheesy romantic gestures like that.
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>>563062627
Fag
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>>563062794
ty anon

much fapping will be had now
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>>563062689
slowly fold up the blanket towards her upper abdomen. You're going to have to pull it off of her left knee first but be very slow doing it
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lets see tits/face from different angle
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>>563062794
Kankles/10
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>>563062086
The answer is jerk off in her hair. How is that even a question?
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Remove the blanket. Let's see what she's packin
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>>563062086
wake her up with by putting her hand down your pants. I lost a cheating slut GF that way, so apparently it works.
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piss on her
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>>563062086
Set her on fire.
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>>563062689
go pick her up and take her to her bed, completely innocent if she wakes up and really honorable and sexy. Tell her you were just gonna put her in bed and head home and smile and she will totally fuck you. if she doesn't wake up or grabs you tightly, lay in the bed with her but not too close and post again real fast on your phone and I'll tell you what next.
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Go into kitchen grab cheese and slam it on her face.
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The last time I sexually assaulted a girl in her sleep I lost a lot of friends
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>>563062875
Hot, unconscious woman, and you settle for beatin' off to her foot? Get out.
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>>563063010
This. Come on OP were counting on you
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>>563062086
leave, you freak.
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>>563063010
I read that in Bensons voice
>lol
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Give us a # to roll and whoever gets that number that's what you do.
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Get a better camera?
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>>563063154
even though you are edgy as fucken shet you got me to lel.
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>>563063269
>The last time I sexually assaulted a girl in her sleep
Oh boy
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>>563063231
This, get laid
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>>563063271
yeah, doesn't it turn you on knowing shes asleep and you can fap to her delicious feet without her knowing she has that power over you?
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>>563063231
Listen to this alpha.
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>>563063269
she's playing with herself thinking of you.

DOOOOOO IIIITTTTTTT.
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>>563063307
No
Shut the fuck up
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>>563062086
Ice water challenge.

Do it. It's for charity.
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>>563063269
Just roll the blanket up a little. She's in REM sleep that's why she can sleep with her mouth wide open and her leg hanging off
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just pee on her
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>>563063269
Then they weren't the type of friends you need in your anyway, were they?
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>>563063231
This scheming nigger sounds like he's speaking from experience. Do what he says OP.
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>>563063231
>8
BrilLiant. Set up camera to record towards bed first... And post
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>>563063269
What did you expect?
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Take the blanket of you nigger
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>>563062086
bamp
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>fap
>cum on face
>this could only be a good idea
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RAPE HER OP
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>>563063269
Just jizz on her face dude, whats the worse that could happen
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PICTURE OF HER CHEST
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>>563063231
>implying OP is strong enough
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remove blanket
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close up of her cunt please
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>>563063467
>>563063467
>>563063467
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>>563062794
Easy, carry her to her bed and tuck her in then wait till she wakes up, casually flirt mention the fact that she has no pants on and ez OR start giving her oral right now
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>that posture
>sleeping
lol yea right
she's waiting to see if you'll do anything and also cool file name
> 1408261879643.jpg
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>>563062086
man leg.
>fag confirmed
>man foot
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remove blanket
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OR do I smoke some dank ass weed?
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>>563063231
Her tits weight 200 lbs. Can't carry.
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>>563063269
We always sleep in our most natural position.
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What is lighting the room like that at 12:51 AM?
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>>563063798
TAKE A PICTURE OF HER CHEST YOU QUEER
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>>563063798
What are you a fucking faggot?

Fucking rape her.
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>>563063798
blow weed in her face and say out loud
>ITS GOOFY TIME
and pull away her blanket and go full rapemode
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>>563063860
Uh idk maybe this fucking light
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I dunno man, seems like you can't really do anything. Pretend you're still studying until she wakes up and tell her "let's go out to eat somewhere"
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>>563063860
>implying everybody is in your timezone

>>563063798
molest her in her sleep after smoking. it'll take the edge off the anxiety
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>>563063798
do that
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>>563063860
timezones faggot
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>>563063798
What are you doing?
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>>563062086
>>563062389
>>563062689
>>563062794
>>563063269
GODDAMN IT
>>563063758
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>>563063860
Not everyone lives in your time zone, dumbass bitch.
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>>563063798
Get that shit out of my face, man up and do what everyone cane here for you pussy.
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>>563063798

Pussy dont try to sidetrack because your balls arent big enough to do our requests

Op is a fucking fag
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>>563063798
>>563063231
DO WHAT I SAID DON'T BITCH OUT MANG. BITCHES DON'T INVITE YOU OVER AND LEAVE THEIR PANTS OFF!
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>>563063984
lets see her tits
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>>563063798
Smoke and let your wildest fantasy of a sleeping partner play out
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>>563063798
>>563063984
less weed, less lights, more taking advantage of the passed out girl
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>>563063984
God damn it what are you doing to us?
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Slap her in the face and yell "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"
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Taking your dick out and stick it a little in her mouth
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ORRRRR do I write my lab report?
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Just move the blanket up some OP. She wont wake up and if she does, you are looking for your wallet.
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>>563063259
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>>563063984
nice water pitcher. got the same one at home
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>>563064082
Agreed op deliver
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OP why did you make a post asking us what to do to your hot friend of your not gonna do it you faggot, take a picture of her chest and remove blanket nigga
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>>563064224
You either do what people want or you fuck off
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Hrmm. I would personally do nothing at this point, maybe wake her up so she doesn't get a crick in her neck, maybe let her sleep if she had a long tiring day.

Smoke the weed and blow it in her face. If she wakes up to bake you're being courteous.
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>>563064224
no, you kill yourself. frame her for it
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tits
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>>563064231
or do this lol fuck what i said about picking her up and taking her to bed
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>>563064224
bruh..............
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tickle her face so she moves hand out of the way. They knock down the blanket thats on her knee.
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OP might be the biggest faggot on earth. Whats next? Gonna suggest that you play with magic the gathering cards or something?
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>>563064231
at least do this op
fucking pussy ass nigga
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>>563064276
Thanks
>>563064309
Just taking suggestions


ALSO LOOK WHAT YOU FAGGOTS DID SHE WOKE UP FROM THE NOISE YOU WERE MAKING GODDAMMIT. she's asleep again doe
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>>563064224
mechanical engineer, has to be a faggot by laws of nature
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>>563064514
lift blanket and take pics of dat ass you mooley
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>>563064514
i love her heels
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leave her alone fgt
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>>563062086
Warm your phone up with your hands, activate cam and gently shove it into her bra nipple-sided.
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take a fat hit, blow it in her face so she breaths it while smoking

get high in sleep
brain releases dopamine and melatonin to keep her sleeping
do as you please

youre welcome
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>>563064224
Holy Mother Terrisa on Mercediz Benz, you really are a spineless piece of dogshit. How many more oppurtinities do you think you'll get OP? Are you happy with your decision?
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put your dick in her hand she wont notice
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>>563064514

Now its even easier to lift the blanket off, she cant feel it
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>>563064514
she's asking for anal, it's obvious
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Perfect show ass
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>>563064514
are you fucking gonna rape her or not
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>>563064476
Kek
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If y'all are mad y'all can leave I ain't locking anyone in this thread
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>>563064514
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>>563064514

op this is your fucking opertunity, just put camer under blanket with flash. Do it faggot.
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>>563064647
What sre you trying to accomplish?
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>>563064514
You're deep in the friend zone if you she is comfortable enough to sleep around you OP. You've got nothing to lose. Put your balls on her head.
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>>563064514
now you know she isn't a heavy sleeper. you're going to have to knock her unconscious before you sexually abuse her.
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well your fucked now, ask her if she's still awake, see if you can do anything to help her sleep liiike get high or give a back rub

..just fucking do something
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>>563064757
fuck you
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...but what if someone actually convinces me
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>>563062086
Depasquale?
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>>563063231
Damnit OP do this! This is the only way you can get laid. Do it faggot.
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>>563064790
>>563064757
yeah dck on her head OP . she wont wake from that
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>>563064514
I have those pillows
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>>563064671
on a Mercedes Benz*

Sorry everyone
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plot twist. girl is OPs sister
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>>563064659
if you do this op, keep the smoke in your mouth, the srcondhand smoke from lungs would do nect to nothin since almost everything would be absorbed
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this is so hilarious
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>>563064881
fuck her right in the pussy
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>>563064881
You can move the blanket, and if she wakes up say she was uncovered and you were just covering her back up
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OP puts pantyhose on head. Pics of OPs face next to her as she sleeps.

Send via text to her family.
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pack a bowl

take a hit

blow in her face while she's sleeping

her brain releases melatonin to keep her in heavy sleep

check eyelid to see if she's in the REM cycle, if she is, do as you pelase
>inb4 lift eyelids, fuck that
u can see their eye moving underneath their eyelid dumbfucks
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>>563064881
CUM ON HER FEET
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>>563064881
Dude, she is totally asking for it, just look at her. She's even got her face in the pillow. All you've got to do is initiate. Take that fucking blanket off of her and ram that ass until the sun comes up.
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I'll give you burnout paradise if you take pics of her ass
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Please. Take a picture of her ass, it would be so easy to lift the blanket now, just do it
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>>563064881
OP, if you have something resembling a penis down there you need no convincing for free ass pics and pussy.
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Op Is a fag confirmed
Abandon thread
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take dick out, picture of it next to her head.
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>>563063269
She's asking for it.....
Can we invite tumblr to the thread
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>>563065016
This. do it OP
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>>563064918
where did you buy it? i need some like these ones
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>>563065124
Stfu heaven
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>>563065124
yup im out
fuck you OP
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>>563065016
Op do THISS
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>>563062086
Once she turns back over again, cum into your hand and reenact Shinji's famous "I'm so fucked up!" scene.

Keep the pic for blackmailing her.
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>>563065243
im done. op is a flaming faggot
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>>563065243
Ya blew it. Thanks OP.
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>>563065243
He's right you know
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>>563065243
You could have had friends op.
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No ones reaaallly that convincing
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>>563065124
Abandon
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>>563065160
>She's asking for it.....
what he said.
>>563065153
>take dick out, picture of it next to her head.
>>563065062
>Dude, she is totally asking for it, just look at her. She's even got her face in the pillow. All you've got to do is initiate. Take that fucking blanket off of her and ram that ass until the sun comes up.
>>563065016
>You can move the blanket, and if she wakes up say she was uncovered and you were just covering her back up
and that,
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>>563065218
came with some futon set i bought before i got a real couch
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If you don't know that she knows that your doing this shit, you know she knows right? Stop doing weird shit and fuck her, but if you can take blanket off and wait for her to spread legs then take pic
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>>563065243
lick her foot i'm on edge to orgasm OP

btw im a girl
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>>563065243
look at those faggoty, doughy fingers

she must think you're insanely gay or is pegging you or something, no way she'd fall asleep around you without that reassurance
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Smell her feet. If you get a hard on, pull the blanket and show her ass. Try to pull her pants down, though. If you can pull them down, smell her ass.
Do it for us at work, OP.
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>>563065016

This
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>>563065396
>OP
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OP if you don't show us dat ass I'll kill your parents.
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>>563063269


damn i wish this pic was more clear!!!!
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>563065396
I think the problem's that you're a nutless beta faggot. I'm out.
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just wake her up and have sex you mongoloid
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>>563065243
Dress up in her clothes and start masturbating. Then make noise so she wakes up and sees you, record the whole thing, post reaction
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>>563065396
>>563063231
It's not hard. Stop. Being a faggot and do this
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>>563065396
Just carry her to bed. Its your best bet to not get arrested.
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>>563064224
>2014
>not using LaTeX for math
Nigga are you serious?
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>>563065396
you are that scum who's like "look at me, at this opportunity that i have to rape a woman" and braggin about it, but actually too fucking chicken to do it
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Someone send him money or give him games on steam for nudes, I would but I'm a poor fag
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OP is a faggot
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Actually surprised no one is spamming the thread with Spiderman, gore or getting it shut down with CP
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>>563065396
Do you want us to beg motherfucker?! Just do it, and if not then dont. Im still posting in this fuckin thread because I wouldnt mind seeing some win
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>>563065243
Listen to the carry to bed guy or I'm out as well.
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>>563065396
Wtf op why ask what do if you aint gonna do shit fucking fag
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Here are even more suggestions.

Hand in a glass of warm water. Grab scissors and cut her hair. Smear Jif peanut butter on the bottom of her feet; she's not likely to feel it and she'll stumble about when she wakes/ruin her couch. Tip the couch over. Grab her purse and take her wallet and order a week's supply of pizza and chinese food. Wipe a booger on her. Ornately leave little post-it notes all over her apartment.
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>>563065396

Pretend you fell asleep, you'll eventually actually fall asleep, she'll wake up before you, she'll wake you up and decide if she wants to fuck you.
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>>563065676
What's an original poster?
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>asks for advice

>ignores advice
Abandon thread.
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It's not rape or anything. Just move the blanket up. If she wakes up just say "Sorry you were uncovered and I covered you back up because your ass was hanging out" You'll look like a whiteknight in chrome amour to her and you will get +1 rep with /b/
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>>563065683
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>563065683
You rang?
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This is now a spongebob thread
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this is stupid as fuck OP, what do YOU want to do to her? what benefit of posting pictures of her but not doing shit am i missing?

how about you deliver or just quit being a pussy bitch friend zone motherfucker? LOL
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This is by far the most beta OP ever. Ooo shall I do my lab report? No you may as well just fuck off now cos you ruined it, mostly for yourself you pussy.
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>>563065683
Seriously... Most of summer is probaly asleep though. Might be why.
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??????????????
???????
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It's over gents once again OP has proved to be a massive faggot.

/thread
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OP do it to give us hope that there is still a chance for /b/ and that it's not just a bunch of cowardly niggers and faggots
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Guys your right :(


Wait, I know! I WONT rape my friend! The first time it happened taught me a lesson. Seriously don't rape friends.

/thread
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>>563065519
Some faggot actually wrote out all of that
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>>563065916
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>>563065396
People will screencap this thread. You have a chance to be part of /b/ history.
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Girl with no pants on 3 feet from you and dis nigga on /b/ asking what to do... Kids these days.
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>>563065876
>Implying looking like a whiteknight will make OP seem less beta.
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>>563065978
ok
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>>563065978
Should I stay?
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>>563063231
>>563065396
OP its me.. Listen to me. Its INNOCENT and will 75% get you laid, if it doesn't you know your friendzoned and you can move on /b/ro.. I'm only trying to help you..
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lol someone just find her on facebook then call the friendly neighborhood spiderpigs. say some guy's taking advantage of her while she sleeps and give a link to the thread, and get on the bacon-phone. listen in as the bacon swarms op's punk ass
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>>563062086

>do something good faggot
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>>563065978
if you're going to fap you might as well fap to her bare ass. she's not wearing any pants you know...
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juan o. youre gay
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>>563065978

yeah, put that thing away, and more pics of it, especially inside her would make me sick
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>>563066024
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>>563065978
your dick looks disgusting, I'm an uncutfag myself and seriously wash it daily you dirty fuck
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lol wow... i can't believe how beta op is rn. just closed his own thread after starting it up

please leave here and don't come back
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>>563065978
cum on her while shes asleep
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>563065978
you don´t have to rape her. just smell her ass. and show it to us.
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OP asks what to do. Does nothing like a true faggot
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>>563065978
thanks for wasting tmie
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>>563065978
fart on her
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>>563065978
>shitskin baby dick

there's your problem, gaylord
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OP is a pussy
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>>563065978
Your penis is small
/thread
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>>563065978
At least rub your dick on her feet, you goddamn shithead. Get something out of it. God I hate you you fucking pussy.
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>>563065978
Nice dickcheese cocksucker
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>>563062269
this
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How'd she fall asleep with no pants on with you in the room?
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>>563065978
OP, you're making me feel bad.
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>>563066278
what this anon said
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Lrn2hint

>Staying with you
>Sleeping around you
>Not wearing pants

Damnit OP you're frustrating. Just do the carry to bed thing or something similar and make a legit ass move. If she's really interested, get laid. If not than oh well, you tried.

The only way you can fuck this up is if you don't make a move. Than comes the friendzone.
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>>563065978
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>>563066205
>just smell her ass. and show it to us.
Do this. Smell ass, tell us what it smells like.
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OP HAS A MANGINA
OP HAS A MANGINA
OP HAS A MANGINA
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>>563065978
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top kek stop being a faggot cunt
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Wopey opeey, wealy wopey
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>>563066324
this
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op is kill
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>>563065978
don't post threads if you won't deliver
/thread
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>>563062086
>wake her up
>tell her you're gonna go home and she needs to lock the door behind you
>snake a kiss right before you leave
>walk out the door and blah blah dinosaur without looking back at her
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Lemme get hard first
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>>563062086
OP just do this then>>563063231
its the only choice you have without getting in shit
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who the hell sleeps with their feet like that. That gurl is not asleep at all faggots.>>563065396
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>>563065243
> Fuck you heaven
No op, fuck you. Wasting everyone's time , and just confirming you are a faggot irl
Even my fucking captcha is fucking mocking you
> cisiomes would
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>>563065978
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>>563065978
Op confirmed for faggot that did not deliver, its time to dox and destroy.
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>>563065978
>>563066160
What this guy said. Go wash that disgustingly filthy knob of yours
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>>563066336

>MFW
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>>563065978
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OP Im not asking for you to rape her. Just remove the covers
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>>563065978
fart in her ear as hard as you can. if you shit your pants so be it nigger
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>>563066324
>>563066287
this
do it faggot
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OP HAS A MANGINA OP HAS A MANGINA
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>>563066450
Heil hitler ,
Image check
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If she woke up but "went back to sleep" without telling you anything and isn't wearing pants then she wants your beta fucking peepee inside her you faggot. Time to bust a move nigga
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And on this day, we come here to discover the beta-faggitory of this said "OP." We also discover the lacked length of OP's penis. This man is a faggot for sure.
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Look OP nothing is going to happen with her. She's out cold last thing she'll want to do if you wake her is fuck u. So this is what u do, wash ur cheesy bellend in the sink. Then post pics of ur cock next to her mouth. This is kind of thing is realistically all we can hope for.
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>>563066694
anon plz
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>>563065396
Finish the lab report! You need good grades! Once you are out if college, it's not like they just hire you because you have a degree...
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OP bruh..... seriously.... I'm done here. later y'all.
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>>563066732

>she wants your beta fucking peepee inside her you faggot

FUKKIN LOST
>>
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>>563066732
this, wtf is wrong with you OP
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Lurker here, OP is a faggot virgin.

Im out.
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>>563066876
WTF! Is that legit?
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OP HAS A MANGINA OP HAS A MANGINA OP HAS A MANGINA OP HAS A MANGINA
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>>563065243
take that jif on the counter behind her, take off your clothes, and fucking cover yourself in it. All of it.
Once that's done, drag your computer and desk in front of the couch, start doing you chemistry work.
Throw the cranberry juice (open) at her sleepy cunt face, then do a 360 and look her straight in the eyes when she wakes up.
Slowly stand up. Don't say anything. Rub your dick on her phone, then walk out. Don't ever come back.
>>
>>
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>>563066876
this >>563067038

Is that video real? Or really good editing?
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>>563067038
...you're fucking dumb
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>>563066732
Top kek
But seriously OP, fucking do this
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Is this fucking going anywhere?
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>>563067038
no. just good production
>>
>>
guys maybe op just took out advice and is getting his tic-tac wet who knows
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>>563067002
He has raped once as he shall again thread will 404 before that happens though
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>>563065947
??????
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Fuuuck I did the blanket thing and she woke up immediately and afraid
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>>563067071
you better do this, faggot.
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>>563067157
i want sauce
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>>563067193
or he's cumming on her then taking pic
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lets threaten to call the cops on op if he doesnt deliver
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>>563067230
shoulda farted on her
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>>563067230
Should've done the lab report faggot!
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>>563067230

THEN RAPE HER IMMEDIATLY
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>>563067096
>Two days to reply
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>>563067273
RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT THREAD!!!!!!!!!
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>>563067230
You dumb fucking nigger
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>>563067230
bullshiit
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Get fucking rekt pussy bich
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>>563067230
Yiu duun grooved Faggot
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>>563067230
You fucking liar
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>>563067230
you dun goofed OP
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>>563067230
you have to kill and rape her now, in that order. Unless you wanna lose more friends...get ta killing
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the girl is pretty tho, i have to admit. Its probably his gf anyways and theyre posting here together. There no way someone would sleep like that. Shes totally awake, eather begging him to finally make an move or set up
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>>563067374
Fuck, wrong thread.
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>>563067096
Why have your call back number as a signature for your text messages? Like people can't figure out what number it came from.

>mfw
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I'm going in for the pussy. Will update asap
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>>563067230
no you didnt
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>>563067273
a shitty gif from rule34 pheal, best frame out of it trust me (eureka)
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>>563067230
Ah well, if you actually tried then it's all good.
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>>563062086
As there is probably no oldfag left here, I will whiteknight
Newfags: look at filename
OP is reposting
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>>563067519
LOL
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>>563067230

Leeel!

xD
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>>563062086
>>563062389
>>563062689
>>563062794
>>563063269
>>563063798
>>563063984
>>563064224
>>563064514
>>563064757
>>563064881
>>563065243
>>563065396
>>563065978
>>563067230


Guys, OP hangs out with his "hot friend".
They smoke weed. Do homework together. She's comfortable around him to sleep with no pants/short-shorts.

OP is actually gay, has no interest in this girl other than being her friend, fucked with all of you while he gave you blue balls and made you cry.

AND THEN after all of this, he made you all look at his dick.

OP confirmed for Alpha Homo.
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Hello fags. I just arrived at this thread and checked the filenames. You guys should go all back to reddit, fucking retards. Goodbye, Im outta here.
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>>563067230
gg
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>>563064659
I don't think that's how it works.
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>>563067519
bumping
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>>563067519
gg OP
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>>563062086
Cum on her face.
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>>563067230
Textbook beta phrasing. It translates to, I did nothing cos I'm scared.
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>>563067230
You fucked up man, just tell her you wanted to stick it in her butt and see what happens
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>>563067230
Quickly run
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>>563067519
idiot, don't go in there.. that's where babies come from
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>>563067519
Surely he'll deliver.. right?
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>>563067230
Only two options left

Kill self

Kill and rape her
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>>563067519
What about the Lab Report! Hello? Is anyone gonna finish that shit?
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>>563067519
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>>563067230
proff that she is awake now
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>>563067230
no way she´s afraid. angry, maybe, but not afraid.
op is a faggot.
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>>563067519
pics nigger
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>>563067132
Of course it's not real you cretin. Just look at it.
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>>563067519
record it faggot
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>>563067592
didn't realize that was his dick until you posted all that gay shit
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>>563065978
>Seriously don't rape friends.
>/thread
aight
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only thing you beta fag can do is sit next to her and start patting her head like you will do with your cat or something and then she wakes up and asks you what you doing tell her she looked so cute while sleeping you just felt like patting her. Hell she may start sucking you right that moment anyway nothing to loose there.
>>
fuck this shit
>>
touch her boobs
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>>563064041
Nigger he put midnight on the fucking timestamp in the OP.
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>>563064972
Fuck off imgur
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>>563066238
>>563066259
>what is flaccid
>>
>>563067680
>don't go
your ID says otherwise
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>>563067841
>>
Tell her to go to bed
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8/10 for actually making my lurk for as long as you did. Congratulations on being a faggot.
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Im leaving OP come on hurry the fuck up. Next time you make one of these threads make sure you've already raped the girl and got pics.
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>>563065519
I snorted while laughing for the first time since 2014 started.
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>>563068036
what hppens to your brain after being in /b/ for a few minutes
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>>563068148
Innit bruv kek/10
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>>563068094
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>>563065519
Did pigsnort/10. Holy shit that pic is a gold mine of comedy.
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>>563068323
>>
op is kill
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>>563068094
>>563067841
>>563066953
>>563068323

Nice!
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>>563068323
Can you fuck off cancer fag. You're making my gay cock go softer than madonnas tits.
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>>563068407
i'm out see you shit lords in limbo

p.s. Captcha communion thong
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Got a new angle after some talkin.

She IS awake
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Op is going back to jail
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We are waiting op
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OP is currently on his knees crying saying sorry repeatedly as she threatens to call the cops. And all in the name of notoriety on /b
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>>563067519
Where the fuck is the update!?!?
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that´s it. thread died. and op proved once more that he´s a nigger and a faggot
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Here's OP even if he did get the chance to fuck her
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>>563068579
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>>563068689
i want pics of her dick man
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>>563068689
do nothing sexual, try something funny such as the smacking her in the face with some cheese thing
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>>563068689
well then seems like it's over and done with you faggot
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r u srs m8 dive right in fgt
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>>563067592
summary of a life time
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>>563068929
no gtfo
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>>563068891
Shut the fuck up
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>>563068689
If she's awake she's purposely showing you her leg. Don't be such a little bitch.
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>>563068689
Now get laid
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>>563068870
God damn i wanna suck his nigger cock.
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>>563068689
OP STOP BEING A FAG! SHE FUCKING HOT AND YOU WASTE YOUR TIME POSTING SHIT ON /b! WELL PLAYED MATE! GG
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>>563068689
OP, your safest bet is to wait an hour for her to fall asleep again, then listen to the this guy here>>563063231
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>>563068689
What happened to "going for the pussy"?
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