73 decides what method of death this home invader will receive.
Call the fucking national guard
nuke from orbit
>>563041329
Jeebus Christo... where are you that these are home invaders?!
Record with your mobile crushing him with your boot, and post the satisfying cracking sound on youtube for us to enjoy
EAT IT
>>563041329
Leave it alone, faggot. At least it's not a nigger
>>563041329
fire, please kill it.
Just burning the whole fucking house down.
>>563041329
chewing
>>563041329
build him a cool tank, feed him recurlarly with real vermin and let him die happily of old age.
Don't forget to create a blog of his life which you update regularly on 4chan
>>563041329
First, trap it in shampoo, so it struggles to move. Then when it's given up, put it on a piece of wood, and surround it with a ring of fire. Then throw some lighter fluid on the bug itself.
oh and record it all.
Pick it up and let it bite the tip of your dick
Put in tupperware, fill with shaving cream/cool whip/something creamy, and watch it struggle to escape.
When you're done shake to death.
>>563041329
just throw it outside
>>563041329
That fucker's huge nigga.
Chop its head off with a kitchen knife and eat it.
>>563041329
shove it up your ass
Try to fuck it
dude dont kill it its a harmless Dobsonfly
ofc it's black
/b/ space program
>>563041329
stick it in your ass so it can suffocate, 73 GET
eat it
>>563041329
microwave
put it in a tupperware container with leaves and smaller insects from around your house, tape aluminium foil over the top and poke holes in it so you don't have to wreck your lid to let the thing breathe, then care for it until it dies of old age peacefully
Suffocate it in the confines of your cavernous anus.
>>563041940
ROLLING AGAIN
>>563041329
Boil it
>>563041975
reroll
Timestamp it you fucking nigger.
God that's fucking terrifying
Cum on it
What the FUCK is that?
>>563041832
This is basically fascism.
Also, clip small sections off it with a pair of scissors until it finally dies. On camera obviously.
rip it in half slowly, leaving a piece of its innards tying the two halfs together
Hold it in your mouth till it either suffocates or drowns in your saliva.
Put it in the blender with a glass of milk, turn it on and post results.
>>563041329
cut it open and sleep inside if for warmth
>>563041329
I DEMAND HE RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL
Find it a worthy host.
>>563041953
reroll
Get hard and beat it ti death with our dick.
>>563042104
again
>>563041940
ROLLING
>>563042093
this
Let it bite the head of your cock. Also timestamp.
>>563042072
so close...
rolling btw
>>563042072
so close. THIS GET again
Remove legs, Stab it multiple times with a needle, then microwave it
>>563042087
reroll
Give it some food, and tuck it into bed. Kill it with love.
STICK IN BUM
I personally deliver death by fire to all beings with greater than four legs.
>>563042231
Hold it in your mouth till it either suffocates or drowns in your saliva.
on camera.
death by microwave!!!
OP is not gonna deliver shit anyways....
Release it back to the nature so that other animals deal wiht it.
Cut in two with sphincter power.
>>563041329
Dick slap it to death.
>>563042473
AH SHIET
Paint with rubber cement, set on fire, watch him fly as you make a video and post after.
>>563041329
Put it in your but
Drown it in jizz and post picks
>>563041329
slowly drown in candle wax
>>563042339
OP wouldn't have delivered anyway ...
also, this >>563042072
>>563042473
WINRAR
eat it with mayo and bread
>>563042473
Well, here's what you gotta do.
>>563041329
do you live in a nuclear power plant in australia?
>>563042473
holy shit
rip off wings and legs and enjoy the show
dress it up like a little girl and insult it
>>563042473
WINRAR!!!
release outside
>>563041329
release outside
>>563042473
Winner!
cover it in glue
>>563042473
WINRAR
do it btch
>>563042473
WINNER IS U
burn it
leave your country ASAP
>>563042574
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!??!?!
>>563042473
winrar
>>563042473
winrar
>>563042473
well done anon.
73 get
no deliver
You need to finish the game to make it disappear!!!!
Get him addicted to meth. Gradually, over the course of the next few weeks. That meth is one hell of a drug.
Crush it in your anal cavity
>>563041329
KILL IT WITH FI43
>>563042912
He finished.
put it on the blender
>>563043019
too soon
>>563042473
come on op dont be a nigger, you faggot
microwave microwave microwave , or reenact the scene in brave heart
>>563042473
Now see how OP won't deliver...
op will delivar... right guys?
Give me a moment. Gonna have a hard time recording this shit. May have to post post-results.
My anus is not prepared for this shit. No promises for a clean cut.
>>563041329
Feed it and give it sustenance for 14 days. Each day stick a needle in it and post results. Keep it warm, keep it safe. Love it. After needle #14, if it's still alive, create a pyre for it and give it an honorable death for lasting that long. Burn it alive.
>>563042473
too bad op is a fucking faggot
>>563041329
>>563043227
lel do it
>>563043110
reroll
>>563043227
will he do it
>>563042039
Nevar forget astrotoad
Sure... Lets wait forma OP To deliver...
Fucking faggot where the fuck are the pics
>>563043227
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HES GONNA DO IT HOLY SHIT GUYS
DOT LET THIS 404
>>563043227
bumbing for glory
>>563043227
you should have
>Also, clip small sections off it with a pair of scissors until it finally dies. On camera obviously.
>>563043227
Godspeed OP
Leave it alone
smash it with your dick
>>563043227
op i swear if you disappoint....
>>563043227
sheit dia will be gud
fucking gasoline it where it stands and set that bitch on fire right there
>>563043531
fuck off
>>563043227
I'm out, is already dead, no fun in that.
>>563043110
rerolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
what does it even mean
>>563042473
>>563043227
!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563043227
I wish a nigga would .jpeg
>>563042072
This one, roll, 73 get
>>563041329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1biXQp8x7k
>>563041329
pull it's antennae off, tie a string around its neck, tie other end of string to your dick, and flush it down the toilet.
post results
>>563043531
PETA is here guys
Will archive if he delivers.
>>563042039
roll
>>563042473
oh damn. That's fucking hardcore.
crush it between your fingers
>>563042473
wont deliver
OP we need confirmation beforehand, show us your sphincter so we know it is you.
>>563043227
every1 know ur not gonna do it
and the fucker is already dead anyway....
>>563043227
Should take you about 30 minutes, amirite?
>>563042473
>sphincter power
>doesn't specify what sphincter
chew it and then use it as lube
>>563041329
That thing is so cool.
And it's missing a leg.
Raise it as your own OP. It is the chosen one.
>>563041858
this
>>563041329
Stick it in your asshole, rub your balls on its back, rip it's antennas off, shove it in his eyeholes, cum in his eye holes, smack your dick with it, burn it
>>563044092
no matter which one he uses, it goes up his ass or dick, or down his throat. Pretty good no matter what.
Op is kill
The invader proved too powerful
>>563043227
It's already dead.
How is it supposed to fight back and bite the living shit out of your asshole? No fun.
>>563044590
Ears count?
We all know OP won't deliver, he has nig in his id... well n+ig but close enough
(You)
>>563044745
You think OP can fit that in his ear?
This little shit tickles. Pun totally intended.
continuing the bump train
>>563045148
He can try.
If on video, it would probably deliver some lulz for us.
>>563045148
We don't have an established size. We have no idea how big that bug can be.
>>563045000
no u
>>563045230
IT BEGINS
>>563045230 Holy shit
>>563045230
oh my
>>563045230
this is the best thread ever
>>563045230
topkek
>>563045230
DELIVERED
>>563045230
>>563045230
>>563045230
op you actually did it
>>563045230
looks legit....
>>563045230
You disgust me. Go on.
>>563045230
based op delivering
>>563045230
umm guys. I think op just delivered
>>563045230
Holy fuck shit
>>563045230
grip it and rip it also post a clearer pic
>>563045230
OP DELIVERS
>>563045230
my sides are gone
sacrafice to satan
>>563045230
HOLY SHIT OP
>>563045230
OP was not a faggot
>>563045230
Holy fuck he did it
>>563045230
Aftermath?
>>563045230
OP DELIVERS
>>563045230
HEAD FIRST TOO???
>>563041329
Get your cock rock hard and use it like a hammer to smash this monster's head in
>>563045230
OH DAYUM!
>>563045230
>>563041329
oh man it's a jizz bug, fuck these things are all over georgia
>>563041940
dis
OP you made my day
>>563041329
by snu snu
roll
>>563045230
Someone please screen cap, Op must be remembered
THIS is why I go on /b/.
Thank you for delivering.
>>563045230
>>563045567
I'm straight up swafferdonked
>>563045230
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
gg op max respect
>>563045230
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
4chan history has been made.
>>563045230
moar
>>563045230
>>563045230
I just lost $5 because you actually delivered
fucking asshole
>>563041329
WHAT THE FUCK.
Where do you live to get fucking bugs like that?
Aids
>>563045230
>>563045230
noice
>>563045230
OP IS SUCH A FUCKING PIMP!
>>563045230
today OP was a pretty cool guy
Da fuq nikkah
archive?
>>563041329
Poor fucking dobsonfly. Spends most of its life in the water to get smashed by a motherfucker like you.
>>563045953
why do i fucking kek every time someone says this
>>563045230
CALLING ALL UNITS. WE HAVE A CODE RED.
Put him in your gas chamber aka your ass.
anyone gonna screencap this for glory?
>>563046076
It's borderline retardation. Nothing to worry about.
someone fucking screencap this thread on the sole fact that OP actually delivered.
>>563046063
he didn't get smashed
he fucked OP in the ass but OP's a tight ass
HOLY FUCK OP KEEP DOING IT
toasting in epic bread
>>563041329
eat it
>>563042248
That's the first time in nine years that I've actually laughed in one of these threads.
Best Post of the Night Award™®©
Someone archive this now niggers. It's a rare thing that op isn't a faggot and you know it.
>>563045868
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobsonfly
>>563046325
too late nigger
>>563045230
i think u should crush it up and rub it into your cheeks
>>563046325
FUCK NIGGER READ THE THREAD
>>563045230
Holy Fucking Jesus's Father what is this?
>>563042039
Rerell
>>563045230
ass-phyxiation
>>563042257
Holy shit... Also funny. You guys are on a fucking roll.
>>563046357
Nigger it's not hard to archive, just for the second half
>>563041329
>>563046393
> Though both male and female dobsonflies have sharp mandibles, those of an adult male dobsonfly are actually so big – up to 1 inch (25 mm) – that they are unable to harm humans, as they have such poor leverage that they are incapable of breaking the skin.
You killed a defenseless bro-bug, OP. I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>563045230
Holy fuck, OP actually did it.
>>563041940
rolling for this
>>563045230
Holy sheeeeeeeit
http://4archive.org/b/thread/563041329 Archived
Now what do we do? Op delivered.
>>563045230
>>563045230
you seriously did this
we will remember this day as the day the faggot OP stuck a 4 inch bug up his ass.
>>563045230
wow....
just...
wow.
you made an oldfag proud op, gratz
now watch some faggot put this on reddit just watch
Let it go
Well /b/, we have a bit of an update. As I pulled this lovely from the glorious confines of my anus, his head got caught on my sphincters and decided to have the last laugh.
I looked everywhere on the floor around me. The head is still in my anal cavity. Will post tomorrow after I have my morning shit so we can finish the job.
>>563046654
but it's not the whole thing retard
>>563046615
thank god.
>>563046393
> They are not venomous, but possess an irritating, foul-smelling anal spray as a last-ditch defense.
> anal spray
How fitting.
>>563045230
made my night!
>>563045230
posting in epic bread
rule 7 lol
>>563046809
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>563046809
HOLY FUCK IT GETS BETTER
>>563046809
Shit and post it.
>>563046809
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>563046809HOLY SHIY
>>563045230
Thanks OP
>>563046809
Amazing. 10/10
>>563046809
Lmao what the fuck
>>563046809
Holy thundercunt.
>>563046809
>0
11/10
>>563045230
Holy fuck! Why would you even consider doing that?!
>>563046809
>>563046809
10/10
>>563046809
OH SHIT NIGGER THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER
>>563046809
look at the time
>>563046809
oh what the fucker nigger
post shit in morn
>>563046838
ye it didnt get all of it, will redo, goofed hard
Toasting in epic bread
>>563046809
Maybe it's giving you the ol' lickaroo
someone archive this shit
>>563046809
>stuck in my anal cavity
>continue tomorrow morning
>tomorrow morning
>>563045230
Did summer end early this year?
>>563042257
>>563046809
We found the worthy host. It was you, OP; it was you.
>>563046809
good god man
>>563045230
oh shiiit!
>>563046809
>>563046809
It's a she, by the way.
>>563046809
>>563046809
Oh shit nigga
>>563046753
"OOH LOOk AT ME, IM A OLDFAG HAHAHAAHA"
no one cares
OP is good guy though
he is a faggot, but he is a good guy
>>563046809
Best OP deliver of all time.
OP didn't just win the internets
he earned them
>>563046809
911/10
>>563046809
MFW ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NO ONE ASKING FOR A FUCKING TIMESTAMP
>>563041329
nigger
>>563046809
>>563047198
>>563046809
Take your bow and leave us in proud, good sir...
>>563045230
I would tell you to reflect on your life, but what's the fucking point? You're a lost cause.
>>563046809
someone fucking screencap this shit
>>563046809
unbelievable
>>563046809
Someone save this shit!
I came
I came to this thread expecting a "le master trole" OP.
Needless to say, that didn't happen.
This was a glorious moment.
>Stick it in your ass
>Move on with your life
>>563046809
mfw i dont know how to react
My nigga
toasting in epic bread
>>563046809
>Tomorrow morning
>Sleeping with the head of a bug up your ass
You've got some balls OP
>>563045230
holySHit
pun
Op's delivering
i might order again
>>563046809
11/9 holy fuk op you da real mvp
>>563045230
THIS CRACKA ACTUALLY DID IT, IM IMPRESSED
>>563047376
you're a fucking moran
lrn2internet
this fucking thread
>>563046615
Hey dipshit, I'm pretty sure he bagged a female.
You think we can get this on some fucking news source?
> mfw if he said burn your your house down, and got 69
>>563046809
Any other bombshells you want to drop on us tonight, OP? Because this just keeps getting worse and worse.
>>563047473
o fuck
>>563047416
you're welcome
>>563047481
time for you reddit neckbeards to get your karma. try not to suck too many dicks on your way there.
>>563047698
You forgot the rest
>>563046809
Props op
>>563047198
She is really into rimjob, see?
>>563046809
>>563046809
Topkek
may I suggest getting another one to pull the home invaders head out your ass?
>>563047550
This pic will never be more relevant
>>563045230
OH FUCK NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>563046809
greatest thread I've seen in months
EPIC BREAD
>>563047698
So who is going to add this image to the Wikipedia article?
>>563046809
>Will post tomorrow after I have my morning shit so we can finish the job.
literal shit posting.
>>563045230
>>563043412
>>563045230
OP pls timestamp
A god in disguise.
>>563046809
i had an horrible horrible days
got dump wtv
broken everything
and now this,...
thanks and godspeed to ya
>>563047698
>>563047768
my bad....
fixed
>>563046809
Couldn't happen to a more deserving fellow.
Place it inside of your dick hole, if it lives, place it inside of your asshole until it stops moving.
>>563045230
holy shit dude this is some next level shit
congratulations
>>563045230
>>563046809
>>563048269
holy fuck are you blind
>>563047376
this
group hug everybody
Just to think, OP probably created some new disease that existed only in bugs and is now transferred to humans. Perhaps even contracted something like
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nematomorpha
Well done!
>>563048269
There is already a winrar faggot.
>newfagging this hard
I can't imagine having that thing in my ass all night. Probably going to have nightmares now.
>>563047376
Exactly.
>>563045230
Jesus fag fucking Christ, I have not laughed this hard at /b/ in YEARS.
>hoarse voice
>sides obliterated
>hurts to breathe
I wish more faggots on here would deliver like you. All of my internets to you, you fucking earned it, champ.
>>563046809
The only good kind of shitposting around.
>>563048269
pls die
>>563048425
I'm up for a circle jerk.
>>563047376
all you have to do is a reverse image search to see that these photos are original
>>563048269
You're a bit late.
>>563048185
what do you use to do this?
>>563048384
>>563048129
>>563047376
Yeah guys he might be that other guy who sticks bugs up his ass.
>>563041329
That is obviously meant to be your new pet.
>>563048682
This.
>>563048662
paint.
because
posting in bread.
I wonder what bug it is.
>>563048682
Never underestimate the internet, young one.
thanks op, now i can die happy and go straight to fucking hell
>>563048850
Dobenfly
>>563048626
Explain the difference of quality between pics.
Sonn you'll realize you have been fooled, /b/.
As always, op is a fag and he abandon thread before someone realizes.
>>563041554
What bothers me about this .gif is this: As the character flips the keyboard, the "Nope" button appears to be sprung up as if it hasn't been depressed under the weight of the keyboard itself (considering the keyboard appears to be flat on the desk).
One would think, given the consequences and the magnitude of such, that this button would at the very least be given a proper safety hatch around it to prevent any possible accidents.
However, this doesn't seem to be the case in the slightest. So, at last, the question arises: Who is the real Slim Shady™?
>>563041940
What are you going to do when school starts on Monday?