73 decides what method of death this home invader will receive.
nuke from orbit
First, trap it in shampoo, so it struggles to move. Then when it's given up, put it on a piece of wood, and surround it with a ring of fire. Then throw some lighter fluid on the bug itself.
oh and record it all.
put it in a tupperware container with leaves and smaller insects from around your house, tape aluminium foil over the top and poke holes in it so you don't have to wreck your lid to let the thing breathe, then care for it until it dies of old age peacefully
Dick slap it to death.
You need to finish the game to make it disappear!!!!
come on op dont be a nigger, you faggot
microwave microwave microwave , or reenact the scene in brave heart
Give me a moment. Gonna have a hard time recording this shit. May have to post post-results.
My anus is not prepared for this shit. No promises for a clean cut.
Feed it and give it sustenance for 14 days. Each day stick a needle in it and post results. Keep it warm, keep it safe. Love it. After needle #14, if it's still alive, create a pyre for it and give it an honorable death for lasting that long. Burn it alive.
op i swear if you disappoint....
I'm out, is already dead, no fun in that.
This little shit tickles. Pun totally intended.
OP IS SUCH A FUCKING PIMP!
> Though both male and female dobsonflies have sharp mandibles, those of an adult male dobsonfly are actually so big – up to 1 inch (25 mm) – that they are unable to harm humans, as they have such poor leverage that they are incapable of breaking the skin.
You killed a defenseless bro-bug, OP. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Well /b/, we have a bit of an update. As I pulled this lovely from the glorious confines of my anus, his head got caught on my sphincters and decided to have the last laugh.
I looked everywhere on the floor around me. The head is still in my anal cavity. Will post tomorrow after I have my morning shit so we can finish the job.
Holy fuck! Why would you even consider doing that?!
OH SHIT NIGGER THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER
oh what the fucker nigger
post shit in morn
>stuck in my anal cavity
>continue tomorrow morning
"OOH LOOk AT ME, IM A OLDFAG HAHAHAAHA"
no one cares
OP is good guy though
he is a faggot, but he is a good guy
Take your bow and leave us in proud, good sir...
>Sleeping with the head of a bug up your ass
You've got some balls OP
i might order again
THIS CRACKA ACTUALLY DID IT, IM IMPRESSED
Hey dipshit, I'm pretty sure he bagged a female.
Any other bombshells you want to drop on us tonight, OP? Because this just keeps getting worse and worse.
>Will post tomorrow after I have my morning shit so we can finish the job.
literal shit posting.
holy shit dude this is some next level shit
Just to think, OP probably created some new disease that existed only in bugs and is now transferred to humans. Perhaps even contracted something like
Jesus fag fucking Christ, I have not laughed this hard at /b/ in YEARS.
>hurts to breathe
I wish more faggots on here would deliver like you. All of my internets to you, you fucking earned it, champ.
thanks op, now i can die happy and go straight to fucking hell
What bothers me about this .gif is this: As the character flips the keyboard, the "Nope" button appears to be sprung up as if it hasn't been depressed under the weight of the keyboard itself (considering the keyboard appears to be flat on the desk).
One would think, given the consequences and the magnitude of such, that this button would at the very least be given a proper safety hatch around it to prevent any possible accidents.
However, this doesn't seem to be the case in the slightest. So, at last, the question arises: Who is the real Slim Shady™?