Shall I open it?

i hope it is a puzzle.

>>562909558
Unless you're an anime figurine, don't bother.

inb4 godtier cat head

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>>562909642
your a butthole, man

>>562909558
not unless theres a dildo in it

I bet it's a dick

What are you waiting for make this shit happen

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>>562909820
Let's find it out!

>>562909807
i like puzzles :(

>>562910045
you sick mother fucker

>>562909558
dont

>>562909558
I hope its not one of the really hard ones

>>562909558
hey that's dangerous

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>>562910045
Go on

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It's a nigger inside!
I'll smash this nigger!

>>562910045
CP?

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HURRY UP FUCKING OP FAGGOT NIGGER I AINT GOT ALL DAY

>>562909558
OP, DON'T EAT THAT. THERE COULD BE SMALL PARTS INSIDE, YOU MIGHT CHOKE!!!!

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>>562910531
Even niggers are white in their inside...

>>562910476
THEY LAYED EGGS! QUICK KILL IT!!!!!

>>562910714
come on...

>>562910714
not a dildo. im outta here

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>>562910804
Shits removed.
Now only the gold egg remains...
What is hidden inside?

>>562910714
We have to beat the shit out of them to bring out the white.

>>562910714
Be new tubs they pack them in are shit. Better when the kid swallows the old tubs in the 90s. More risky.

>>562910714
nigger are red on the inside

>>562911000

BATH SALTS

>>562911000

Your virginity

>>562911000
Dem trips doe.

>>562911000
Nothing that would make this thread interesting.

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>>562911000
WTF is this shit???
I'll mount it for you... Let's see...

>>562911000
I came

spanish inquisition

>>562911346
I didn't expect the spanish inquisition

Remind me amerifats,
why is this illegal in USA?

>>562911346
That would've been funny. Too bad OP isn't funny.

>>562909642
>>562909807
>>562910134
Puzzles are the worst thing in kinders...
The best being a solid 1-piece figurine, of course.

>>562911281
Wtf is that, OP. Open the instructions up, let's see

>>562911281
not a puzzle ):

>>562911346
I wasn't expecting that

>>562909558
No.

>>562911281
It's called "disappointment".

>>562911504
No one does...

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>>562909820
>>562910993
You wizards! Hod did you knew it?

>>562911281
it is shit.
you put the strip into the rubber shit and throw it.

usually into the trashcan

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>not getting pic related

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>>562911614
God fucking dammit, I should have saw it coming, GG OP.

>>562911445
because of irresponsible parents who dont watch their children and they suffocate

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>>562911614
I knew exactly what to expect

>>562911614
now put it in your ass with a timestamp.

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>>562911281
>>562911614

>>562911504
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

>>562911614
Erwachsene Surprise.

>>562911614
Let's test it out, put it in the butt.

WHOA
ki*der eggs are a trrrrrrrist plot to kill americans
thread reported to FBI, NSA, CIA, DIA, DEA, NRO, OIA & NIC
enjoy gitmo you freedom hating asshole

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>>562911571
Yeah...
Well... I have another. Shall I open it?

>>562911771

Kinder Surprise is more dangerous than firearms.

- Source : Average American Logic

>>562912104
In pooper now

>>562911614
Faaaaag
Captcha: queen ivedone

>>562912104
Go for it

>>562912104
Yesss

>>562912104
Exacly how rich are you to have 2 SURPRISES AT TIME ?!

>>562912104
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>562912104
Yo, in all srs bizniss, what WAS that shit inside the first one?

>>562912104
I like how nice words like "surprise" in german are "ÜBERASCHUNG!" in german

>>562912493
It was a dildo.

Knock, knock!!!

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>>562912104
fucking illegal, mods pls delete this thread

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>>562912493
These are the instructions:

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>>562912681
Be nice, respectfull and pacient, please :)

>>562912759
only illegal in the US of A dumb ass

>>562912853

So it's kind of a flying nose with snort as wings ?

>>562912853
Well, now that looks like a retarded toy, the dildo was better.

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>>562912926
>pacient

>>562912853
A flying nose? Seriously?

Damn those things are shit now. Can't even stack the yellow shells anymore.

>>562913030
The only country that matters. I bet you live in an asbestos deathtrap as well

>>562912926
WHATS IT THE BOX!!!!!

>>562913079
hes probably european, chill

>>562913101
They're absoloute dogshit now, I remember back in the day when I'd be like, dad can you help me put this together and he'd be like, yeah sure then look at it for a few seconds before being like, you'er on your own nigger

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Any bets?

>>562913334
dickbutt

>>562913271
And the figurines were fucking hand painted back then. Getting a puzzle was devastating, because the other shit was just SO much better.

No it's just meh.

>>562913334
Something with stickers.

>>562913334
It's a picture of a man sitting in a chair

>>562913334
A fleshlight.

>>562913334
but plug

>>562913334
I bet 4 dollars on it being the exact same shit toy but with other colored wings.

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>>562913456
this one is got me

>>562913456
Oddly specifiv.
>>562913510
But what?

>>562911127
lol'd

>>562913334
BUTT PLUG

>>562913334
PUZZLE

>>562913438
I got one a little while ago and it was a sully from monsters ink in two pieces, it even fit in the egg fully assembled

Remember good ol days when a jigsaw puzzle was the shit to get

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>>562913334
What is this...?

it'll be a fleshlight for the dildo

>>562913030
4chan servers are hosted in the US therefore they must abide with US law.

>>562913334
another egg

>>562913676
Toy car get. Put on slope and ride it down butthole

>>562913676
Is that fucking lego?
A lego buttplug

>>562913676
A fucking car!
At least that's something.
Bet it won't roll for shit though.

>>562913676
Holy shit I got that one before

>>562913030
not illegal anymore.

tru fax

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Seems like a car chassis.
Shall I assemble it?

>>562913905
Fuck yes! Go-kart!

>>562913905
no

>>562913868
pics or it didn't happen

>>562914006
faggot

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Mmm..?
Not what I spected after the assembling

>>562913905
>inb4 a wild dildo appears

>>562914154
stick in pooper

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>>562914154
wew it's a spaceship

>>562914154
Now eat that chokolate you dirty slut

>>562914179
Too late

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>>562913456

>>562914179
>>562914154
too late

>>562914263
>fak

>>562914154
how many dildo do you fucking own you fucking faggot

>>562911771
because dildos??

Please tell me theres another one

>>562914154
fuck

Only dildos in those fucking eggs... I have another, but I won't risk myself opening it

I suppose you mean to tell us that you have yet another Kinder Egg?

>>562911445
Its not illegal anymore

inb4 3rd egg

>>562914154
Sooo original

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>>562914154

>>562912853
So this is the sort of shit German kids play with? And no one seen the third Reicht coming...

>>562914472
do it you faggot

>>562914545
>Reicht

>>562914154
omg that would feel so nice up my ass

>>562914472
Hurry up and do it op

>>562914753
Not having the risk. Sorry.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I

Now I'm thinking in playing with those dildos...

>>562914917
post pics pussy

>>562914917
You better give a show you faggot.
My dick is ready.

>>562914917
First of all, tits of gtfo

>>562914917

We need proof of that

>>562914917

Stick it up your stretched asshole already, you gigantic faggot.

>>562915058
>implying OP is not a faggot

>>562915058
Do you even know where you are?

>>562913207
>The only country that matters
I kek'd.
Such misguided arrogance it's almost cute. Almost. Yes naturally Amerifat is the only country in the world where asbestos was banned, of course. You must be genius.

>>562914154
>>562911614
Well, now you have to stick both in your ass. Otherwise we all will know you are lying. Pics required of course.

>>562915135
Not sure, 9gag?

k

Fuck, wait.

Be patient

>>562914917
I enjoyed it too much op thank you for this based thread

>>562910476
The nigger has laid an egg. BURN IT

>>562911614
lol policemen

we have a fagget over here

tt: tu es motherfucker

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>>562915548

>>562914545
ya ye know the second one reichte already
we didnt brauch another one

I bet the next one will be a buttplug.

>>562916194
I wish the same

Bamp.