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5 chooses what i say /b/
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I'm a faggot
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I had a dream about you.
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i would love to slurp my cum out of your pussy
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drinking the blood of a 6 month old puppy
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wishing i was there to cuddle you
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you look like you have a smelly pussy
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>>562827726
> 5 chooses what i say /b/fuck me
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Stroking my fat, throbbing, rock-hard cock to your bikini photos & pictures of your 5 year old sister that you showed me yesterday, so the usual.
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i just wanna cuddle
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"fuck off"
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>>562827726
How do you know if you have herpes?
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>>562828097
Reroll
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You disgust me. Why do you continue to exist? Please kill yourself.
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I can't decide which vibrator to buy, but my anus is so hungry right now :(
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Trying to blow my four inch dick
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Not much. I like turtles.
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listen here you slimy slut I wanna shove my 2 inch fat throbber into your wide pussy and spit down your hairy ass.
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>>562828097
This
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my dick is stuck in a flesh light can you help tug on it
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>>562827726
im wanting to fuck you.
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>>562828335
winrar
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>>562828335
WINWAR
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I just came into a potato
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>>562828335
WINRAR
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roll for 6
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>>562828681
I mean I REALLY like turtles
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Ok..I'll tell only you, I'm acting random and sending these weird out of character texts to everyone I know because I've had enough and I'm enjoying my last normal day. I have a gun and I'll be on news tomorrow. Since you've been nice, I'm warning you to stay home tomorrow
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Woah. More like coolest animals ever!!! They are the best. I like turtles
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>>562828681
did you know a turtle has a dick as long as it's body? Mine is nowhere near that long lol, it's only 3 inches
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I'm posting this conversation on 4chan on /b/ to see if I can get some nudes out of you because honestly I'd like to fuck you in the ass
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Can I see a picture of your turtle skinned anus?
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lets play a game called show me ur tits or rape
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>>562828681
turtles are epic!!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire US adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
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>>562828681
No, I mean I want to slide a whole turtle inside your cooch so it slow cooks and then I'll fuck it with my slightly soft dick and then drink the cum/turtleguts mixture from your hot steaming cunt.
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>>562828681
I fucking hate niggers, wouldn't it be better if we were just allowed to shoot them?
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>>562828681
I had a dream about having sex with Donatello once, lol!
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Hey can I ask you a little favor please?
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>>562828681
you wanna have sex with me at my place, or yours?
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>>562828883
Reroll
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I had sex once
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>>562828097
Reroll for 6 get
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>>562829086
Niiice
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>>562829076
ayy lmao
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>>562829076
WINRAR
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>>562829076
Winrar
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>>562829076
kek winrar
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>>562829076
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Ohey
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just did both, roll for 7
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>>562830312
get booby pics
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>>562830312
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Maybe you could sit on my face ?
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>>562830312
O shit this exciting
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i think maybe if you know what's good for you, you should suck my dick
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>>562830391
Could you tell me what the clitoris does?
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Turtles
They are green
They aren't very mean
Their dick looks like a bean
It can hardly be seen
Better than the queen
I am so very keen on
Turtles.
I like turtles.
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>>562830537
>562830537
WINRAR GREAT ONE TOO
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>>562830582

reballin'
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come fuck with a real nigga
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>>562830537
Winrar
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>>562830728
Reroll
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roll for 8
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>>562830757
damnit, too late, I wish
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>>562831034
I want to lick your body from head to toe and eat you out until you see stars.
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>>562831034
why roll if she isn't even replying faggot
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Can I touch your taco with a tortoise?
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>>562831034
if noy can i get a nude?
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Do it in a half shell maybe?
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pls respond
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>>562831034
>>562831232
This. Wait for reply.
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>>562830728
This for 8 get
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>>562831034
My roll is that you wait until she replies to the last one
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>>562831034
Please respong, I kinda lost my train of thought, but, umm, you wanna go out sometime?
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>>562831034
I love you pls respond I just want sex, I don't want to be called a virgin fag on 4chan anymore )))):
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>>562831034
pls respond
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>>562831398
NOOO WAIT OP DONT BE FAG. WAIT AND THEN SAY THIS ROLL
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>>562831398
My own winrar.
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alright new chick lets go for 8
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>>562831806
brittany tit hahhaahhh
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>>562831806
Bitch wanna make some mutha fuckin money?
do you understand what I am saying?
*attach photo of butters*
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>>562831171
reroll

add also: Let me worship you.
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I like turtles
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>>562831806
I like your profile picture. You like mine ;)
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>>562831806
Hey
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>>562831806
I like pizza.
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>>562831806
Hey... I just saw you online and thought you were really cute, haha
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>>562831930
reroll
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>>562831941
roll
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>>562831954
rereroll
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I have this weird obsession with my butthole, however, i can only explore it so far on my own, would you like to go on an adventure with me, bby?
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MY COCK IS SO HARD IF YOU KILLED ME AND THEY PUT ME IN A CASKET YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO CLOSE IT
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I am seriously going to kill you and your entire family with a knife tonight. Watch out bitch, I'm coming for you.
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>>562831984
>>562832104
beta train incoming
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>>562831806
Wanna hang out sometime? We can even fuck if you want.
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Let's fuck, on the real.
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>>562831941
roll baby roll
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>>562831806
boobs?
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>>562831806
Hey, i was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out together or something? im sorry if you dont im not trying to come off as a creep lol i just think you look pretty lol :)
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>>562832236
roll
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>>562832171
again.
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I have sensitive nipples :D
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>>562831806
I saw you downtown yesterday...I..Umm wanna go out sometime haha SUCK MY COCK
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hey bb u wan sum fuk?
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Bet you I can fuck you so hard with my 12 incher that it'll break your spine, wanna test it out babe
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>>562832315
reroll pls
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>>562831954
this again.
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I'm a dirty fucking pedophile, I just love kids so much. I'm sorry I haven't told you yet. By the way, I have raped your little cousin violently
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>>562831806
Hey, I thought you were cute, what up girlfrann... haha
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Bitch wanna make some mutha fuckin money?
do you understand what I am saying?
*attach photo of butters*

also OP did the last bitch respond?
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>>562832335
Rollin
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>>562832370
Type this. She'll go all gooey for poetry.
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>>562831954
again please
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>>562831806
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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>>562832604
Wee woll
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>>562831806
[dick pic]
can i get something in return?
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>>562832653
No she didn't. I'll let you guys know though.
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>>562832653
Roll
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>>562832541
reroll
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why is it this fucking hard to roll an 8 fuck
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>>562831398
Winrar
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>>562831954
omfg again.
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YOU'RE PRESSURING MY DICK!!!
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>>562832735
reroll
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>>562832604
'Re roll
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>>562832796
Yes. This. 8 get
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Hey, my name's Andrew Davies and I am required by state law to tell anyone within a 10 mile radius that I am a registered sex offender. I hope that won't mess up a chance of you and me getting to know each other neighbor (:
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>>562832816
m00t disabled 8's
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Roll

also OP did the last bitch respond?
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>562832735
Kill yourself
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[dick pic]
can i see your tits now?
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>>562832604
'Re rolio
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>>562831954
again again again fuck off. rererererereroll
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>>562832370
roll
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>>562833028
What are you rolling for m8?
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>>562832735
good work, got shitty at the end, but you made me reply
>4/10
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>>562833028
Roll for what fagmeister?
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>>562832735
Kill yourself>>562833143
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>>562833028
Wow what a waste of a get

Iwantdisoneeee>>562832604
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>>562833028
Wtf you winrar but rolled for nothing
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>>562833151
Shit i feel like a fag it was this:

Bitch wanna make some mutha fuckin money?
do you understand what I am saying?
*attach photo of butters*
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>>562833151
just fuck off you dumb retard
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>>562833028
roll for what winrar
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aww shit guys back to the first bitch, roll for 9
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>>562833151
for you mother
HAHA FAGGOT
#HASTAG REKT
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I'm saging this fucking thread from now on.

Let it 404 in peace.
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>>562833361
I have a turtle. Bet he doesn't have one. You said yourself they are pretty cool
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>>562833361
Me too!
Want to go on a double date?
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Honestly, I'm a huge faggot, wanna go out some time bb?
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>>562833361
Who the fuck are you do deny me a coitus?
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>>562833361
no it's okay I killed Trent
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>>562833361
he doesn't care about you, whereas I'd love to caress your sweet, luxurious, heavenly, gorgeous, wonderful body...
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I want to shit on your face, then lock you in a cupboard and feed you nothing but grilled shit with a glass of penis blood and piss. I will leave the shit on your face until it becomes crusty and you get rashes everywhere, then I will lick your cracks
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>>562833361
I want to like you from head to toe and eat you out until you see stars. Please let me worship you like the Goddess you are.
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>>562833361
That's never been something to stop me, I WILL get in your pants deal with it. We can do it the easy way or hard way, not even kidding right now I'm getting my tools ready, don't laugh and don't call the cops or I WILL hurt you badly.
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>>562833361
So a three some? You read my mind!
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>>562833619
WINRAR
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>>562833361
What if I take care of him?
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>>562833581
this
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>>562833553
Reroll
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>>562833619
Epic winrar
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>>562833619
AHAHAHA WINFLIGHTSIM
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>>562833619
WINRAR
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>>562833619
FUCKIN NICE GET!
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>>562833256
on cam?
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>>562833669
Nah mayne mine was better. She's just going to give a one or two word response.
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>>562833971
no, with a gun
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>>562833669
Just noticed this one. This. Reroll to infinity.
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>>562833669
Thisssss
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>>562833669
do this one for sure
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>>562834164
lel k
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>>562833669
re-feking-roll
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ok so since theres two on the go
roll 3 for this one
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>>562833669
rerererolllll
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Can you tell me what my full name and phone number is?
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and 4 for this
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Just fuck me already or i'll have to do something drastic
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>>562835136
In that case I'm having myself ;)
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>>562835118
reroll
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>>562835048
you are fucking fearless.
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>>562835136
then bend over
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>>562835272
rolling for this faggot
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>>562835136
I will fucking rape and/or kill your entire family if you do not send pictures of yourself naked right now. I will not hesitate, I have done the same thing to girls and their families before.
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You can always put a strap on and do my ass
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Can I have your pussy on a platter
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>>562835048
Whatever, fuck you, I have another girl I'm chatting with right now that is way more amusing... HAHAHA!
>>562835136
Turtle soup bitch
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>>562835136
And I'll have your pussseeeeeeeeeeee
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>>562835370
reroll
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>>562835136
I have a turtle.
Want to put it in your vagina?
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>>562835118
Rolling again
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>>562835136
only if you teach me how to sex
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>>562835370
rerolland
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>>562835447
Rerolling
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>>562835663
sweet roll
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>>562835272
Reroll
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>>562835370
last roll
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>>562835370
rolllllin for this
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>>562835792
rerollin
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>>562835272
Reroll again
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Hey it was just a joke! Sorry :$ Check this out ;)
>>562827726
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>>562835136
Sorry, I just got done with some people on the internet making me pull a prank, lol. Those people will laugh at anything. So, you got a boyfriend?
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whats the diameter of your anus? cuz itd need to be pretty wide to have what im having
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this ones done guys I fucked up
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>>562836167
roll
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>>562835272
/reroll
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>>562836158
Reroll for beta cringe.
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>>562835136

I'm having your pussy. Here's a song
Turtles
They are green
They aren't very mean
Their dick looks like a bean
It can hardly be seen
Better than the queen
I am so very keen on
Turtles.
I like turtles.
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>>562835136

gimme da booty and ill share
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>>562835503
Gay ass winrar
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>>562836404
crap winrar
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>>562835136
I want you inside me
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>>562836404
Fuckin fail winrar.
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Listen closely bitch. If you don't send nudes in the next 2 minutes, I WILL kill myself. I am not joking.
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roll for 5
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>>562836746
Rollin for next post.
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>>562836746
reroll
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>>562836404
sigh...fuckin winrar
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>>562835447
reroll
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>>562836834
What about me repulses you?
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>>562836746
rigamaROLL
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>>562836834
Sorry for those weird things, I was on a dare. I really like you though will you pleeeese let me date you? I like you.
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Hitler wouldn't send nudes me, you don't want to be Hitler do you?
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>>562836834
seriously just send nudes is it that hard? Thanks bitch
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>>562836995
that was fast
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>>562836856
rollerino
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>>562836746
Rollin on the river...
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>>562837109
reroll
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roll for 9
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>>562836995
winrar
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>>562837053
reroll
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>>562837350
post her next reply
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>>562837274
Rollin' on a prayer!
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>>562833387
There aren't any spaces in hashtags faggot
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>>562837350
with a picture of those supple breasts yah bish
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>>562837350
Well you obviously think im a ugly neckbeard. Its okay i get it a lot. maybe ill finally take all the pills this time
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>>562836969
Reroll!
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>>562837350
swiggy swooty, im comin for that booty
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>>562836746
Reroll
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>>562837350
Sorry, I've been acting stupid haha, I'm about 3 beers deep haha
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>>562837440
Roll em.
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>>562837514
reroll
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>>562837653
This, but make it half a beer.
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>>562837585
reroll
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I shot a man just to watch him die
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>>562837350
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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>>562837514
roll
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>>562837796
Winrar
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My dad sodomized me when I was a kid. I still have hemrhoids to remind me of that fact.
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>>562835441
reroll
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>>562836746
re
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>>562837871
Reroll
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i think ur dad is hot. is he single
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>>562837921
Wait no. 9, KEK.
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>>562837871
Roll for great justice!
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>>562837921
9 was the winrar
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>>562838063
re
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I'm posting this conversation on 4chan on /b/ to see if I can get some nudes out of you because honestly I'd like to fuck you in the ass
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>>562837871
roll for glorious 9
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>>562837871
ROLLING
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>>562838079
WINRAR
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Ur moms a whore
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Prove to me you aren't a jew
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>>562837350
HAHA YOU'RE SO STUPID HAHA
>>562827726
LOL I'M A FAGGOT
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>>562838180
re
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>>562838079
WINRAR
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>>562838079
So what message do you want sent?
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>>562837871
Still rerolling because the winrar was cancer.
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>>562838341
Dammit fuckin links don't work. Link her to this page faggot!
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so the boyfriend started bullying me, wat do roll 6
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>>562838180
rules 1 & 2 faggot, its cunts like you that fucked 4chan in the ass for everyone else.
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>>562835118
roll
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>>562838530
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

//captcha same inrave
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I will seriously come to your fucking house tonight and kill you and your family with a knife. I am not fucking around. If you call the cops, I will fucking massacre you before they get there. I'm on my way, bitch.
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>>562838530
someone who's well known in the trade
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>>562838530
haha my friend wrote that not me haha sorry haha
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>>562838530
I swing both ways buddy!
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>>562838654
this
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>>562838530
Just explain someone hacked you, because you were on Omegle and they gathered your IP infro and posted
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>>562838616
i wan
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>>562838696
ahh yes, brilliant
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>>562838530
We should spitroast your gf.
Shit would be so cash
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>>562838827
REROLL FOR THIS
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>>562838565
have you ever considered maybe i like fucking 4chan's asshole
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>>562838696
WYNRARE
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how boutchu mind yah fuking bzness faget
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>>562838530
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>562838530
i only said those things to get your attention. i've had a crush on you for years now. i just want your dick to stuff my mouth
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>>562838530
ey, ill rape you too buddy
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>>562838654
reroll
actually fuck rolling and put this
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I'm an unemployed suburban college grad laying in bed eating Doritos watching a bunch of clueless social media "revolutionaries" protest an issue I know even less about, waiting for something violent to happen from the comfort of my own home. God is dead.
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>>562838616
WINRAR
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>>562838926
is i winrar
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>>562838953
Roll
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>>562838530

The same fucked up prick that decided to knock up a landwhale and give birth to a flaming faggot.
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roll for 1
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>>562839185
How about we meet up and fight pussy?
Meet me at the library tomorrow at 4, ill kick your faggot ass
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>>562839185
>>562838654
Rerolling for woody
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hockey sucks faggot
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>>562838530
i swear to god buddy you better just close this fuckin chat window. say one more thing and it will give me the perfect excuse to fucking finally take your life. i can't wait to slit your fucking throat i can taste your fucking blood i can feel your fucking flesh beneath my grasping fingertips bitch.
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>>562838938
roll 4 1
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>>562839185
ur momz not jkin LOL
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>>562839185
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>562838827
Roll
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>>562839381
winrar
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You think you're peenie weenie can stand up to my swoopum schmoopums!
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>>562839381
disappointing win
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i wil fuck u up homeboy and take ur girl pansy ass nigger
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>>562839381
WInrar
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>>562839185
ill get mi m8s nd we'll av a proper fookin rumble. i got a m8 tht jus got owt uv juve. im a fuk ur gril den ill fuk ur nan
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i'm just gonna rape your girlfriend anyways
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>>562839185
bare skins. no weapons. if u bring a weapon i pull out my 9mm glock and shoot you bud. we are bare knuckle fuckin boxing faggot. r u ready to rumble? you better bring a spare pair of undies fucking faggot haha!! i raped ur bitch fuck u
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>>562830312
>Elrod
who comes up with this shit?
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>>562838654
re roll for woody
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>>562839519
yea for real. fuck that cunt
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