>meet hot chick through friend >hit it off >text daily

>>562661843
she doesn't like you bro

Dude wtf read your fucking shit man you are smothering that bitch, you faggot. Take a fucking hint after the second text.

>>562661843
cool down there, sparky

The only thing to do now is completely ignore her. She'll think something is wrong with her. You overplayed your hand, now you have to do a 180

>>562661843
Do you even know about the three day rule faggot?

"Yeah but I figured I'd send a follow up text :)"

Faggot.

Category 5 clinger detected. Pull your head out of her ass. Desperation is not attractive to females.

>>562662264
this

>>562662264
Do this OP

WOW what a cunt

Only one thing to do now

Lure her into a humiliating situation
Then give us her number to play with

smh

>>562662353
>heaven saying 'this'
>implying that's not obvious

>>562661843
holy shit you fucking beta

Calm the fuck down, OP. Don't overwhelm the chick. I can safely assume by your greentext here and your greentext (ha) in your messages that you probably are obsessive and annoying. Only text a bitch when you have something relevant to say. Forcing conversation blows. Also, lay off the fucking smileys, you faggot.

>>562662264
This. Although judging by that picture you have absolutely no hope. Get more practice and care less.

>>562661843
>only the dead can know peace from this autism

I think we should break up.

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2/8

>>562662740
Nigger you best be trollin'

>>562662740
dude, she's not into you

>>562662740
>good morning
>good afternoon

HOLY FUCK IM LOSING MY SHIT

Toppest kek

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>>562662740
3/8

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>>562662740
>mfw you dun fucked up

>>562662740
Definitely troll. There's no way any human is this Down's Syndrome.

>>562662264

Def do this.

I'm a gril btw

agreed OP is a troll. Nobody is this terrible

>>562661843
are you fucking kidding?
stop buggin her. you've gotten your spot in the friendzone. life with it, or cut her off

>>562662975
Can't wait for the other 5

this is the equivalent of using your whole hand to bring out a monster when your opponent still has a full backrow.

>>562662975
>how was the shower?

this cant be real

>>562663131
tits or gtfo

Seen those screenshots before, gr8 b8 m8

... Nah, they'll figure it out eventually

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>>562663190
lost my shit for some reason

>>562662975
This got to be fake... Please tell me it's fake, I'm actually worried that it's not.

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>>562662975
>how was the shower?

>>562663141
The only way a real man can exist in a friend zone is if he lets it happen. You prepubescent teenagers do it because you're fucking fags, but a man doesn't have to be 'friends' with anybody.

>>562663039
My beta friend is -_-..... i can actually believe this shit

>>562661843
I hope this is bait

Holy shit it is unreal how bad you are at this

1. Ignore her so she feels wrong
2. Stop Giving a fuck
3. Shes not into you

Yeah totally OP nice IOS 4.1.2.......totally legit

4.2/10 for making me respond

>>562662740
2/8


idk if i can handle looking at the rest

>good morning
was bad enough
>good afternoon
was just cringe

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>>562661843
>Can I walk inside my house first even?
Nigga u want a bitch that can't even speak english?

the god damn smileys are real

>>562661843
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
Sage goes in all the fields

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4/8

This shit is bumming me out /b/. My heart truely believes is the one. I cant let her go..

Oh good fucking god, it looks like you've fallen in love and turned obsessive.

What you should do is act laid back, and message her occasionally, so you don't seem like some obsessive autist that wants to go out with her every 5 minutes.

>>562663626

>How was the shower?

Jesus, if this is bait, fine. If this is real I will be much closer to giving up on young people once and for all...

She want's your dick, James. You just have to give it to her.

>>562663941
this gotta be b8

>>562663941
>I'm coming to pick you up

Do you like not jack off or something?

>>562663941
She's dumping you cause your a beta
/thread

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>>562663941
OP please stop

>>562661843
spoiler: you're spamming her, you're not even in a relationship with her and you text her more than the average guy texts his gf, chill man holy fuck

>>562663941
nigga best /b/ baitin, cause the way you chasin, she thinks you rapin

>>562663941
10/10 op
chicks dig surprises, after the date show up unannounced in her bedroom ready for some loving!

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>>562663941
>get dressed I'm coming to pick you up :)

If real: Stop being such a creepy beta autist and wake up faggot.

if b8: thank fuck

Get dressed. I'm coming to pick you up. :)

Holy shit I giggled.

iOS 6 on an iPhone 5/5s? Yeah no, this is fake.

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>>562663941
FUCKING STOP

Stop OP
It was funny the first time
Now it's just stale

please, more

all of them anon, give them to us

>>562663941
>Hey, get dressed I'm coming to pick you up :)
This my new joke text.

>>562664312
my buddy still rocks an iPhone 3. It's possible.

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>>562663941
5/8
>Captcha: Scotch Agebud
I need some scotch now..:(

>>562663941
i thought when youre the one sending the messages it came from the left side?

This has to be bait, the 4/8 spoils it, just post the 4 remaining pics, do your funny maymay, and fuck off

>>562664312
Looks like handcent on Android to me, no?

>>562662975
>How was the shower

It's A LOT not ALLOT. She hates you because you're stupid.

>>562664534
>roses

>>562662290
For fuck sakes this. Don't text someone until 3 days after getting their number and if you saw her that day don't text her for 24 hours after that.

Once you get to know each other better then you can better judge it.

>>562664534
nah nigga you need a fucking bullet to the head

>>562664534
fucking stop texting her if you like her god damnit anon

>>562664534
>roses
i literally facepalmed.

I'm calling about tree fiddy on this thread.

>>562664312
I have a 3GS.

>>562661843

in all my years of /b/ this is one of the saddest things i have seen

>>562664534
This is obviously bait. A human being can't be this socially unaware and idiotic.

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Is this a cringe thread isn't it?

Feel like I've seen this before. Probably did. This is pasta.

>>562664898
a 16 year old can be.
I'm calling underage b&

>>562664898
HOLY SHIT THAT ID

dinosaur incoming

>>562664898
its nice to know there are still people that know its bait. jesus fuck the people falling for it are worse than the hypothetical guy posting it.

The first few posts were hilarious, but this is getting excessive...

l>>562665037
regardless if it's bait, entertaining as fuck

cmon op post the rest i need to build uo my cringe folder

>>562665037

I'm just here for the laughs.

>>562664898
Fucking airforce id

>>562665010
I'm on phone, what is it ?

>>562665037
i want to believe

Suck start a shotgun you beta faggot

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>>562664534
oh god op stop please

>>562664898
AIRFORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGA

>>562664898
WINRAR

Don't you know the rules of texting?? Resond to her texts twice as slow and if she instantly tesponds back she wants the d

>>562665314

Shut the fuck up this is as funny as it is cringeworthy

ITT: He just wanted to bring her flowers, she calls him creepy, threatens with cops.

You all really are retarded.

>>562661843
>>dont spam her
>>claims I spam her

you spammed her. when you're not used to getting attention you tend to overdo things. girls want room to breathe especially when they're young. you fucked this one up and it's unrecoverable. lesson for next time.

>>Op I weep for your beta ass. Listen to this guy. Seriously and if things don't work out just continue this shit.>>562662264

>>562665179
seconded, thats why im still here

>>562664898
shit that a nice ID

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>>562664534
6/8

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>>562665250
here ya go

>>562662264
Definitely this

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Old as fuck everybody walk the dinosaur

Not gonna lie op, you baited me well. 9/11

>>562662264
not that it needs to be resaid, but this

>>562665481
op no

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>>562665481
>us

>>562663131
>I'm a gril btw

he was already told to do this by men who aren't complete fucking morons, how is you telling him your a "gril" adding to this at all?

tits or gtfo

>>562664898
Fuckin' yeah. AirForce ID.

>>562665487
thanks, that's a sick id

>>562665575
Can't believe I got so baited
Anhero/10

This might have been one of those threads where you throw a random number down and ask 4chan what to say... seriously, you would have had better luck

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>>562665481
>mad with me

>>562665481
fake as fuck

>>562662264
This. Anything other than this is stupid.

>>562665481
>I'm worried about us

aww, it IS bait. damn.

>>562665521
But op will keep posting because he thinks he's cool

>>562661843
>>>>>>INB4 DINOSAUR
IM SUCH AN OLDFAG

>>562665481
Oh shit I didn't know you were this far gone.

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>>562665481
7/8

>>562665427
Please learn to recognize pasta when you see it. Cop threat in 8/8, faggots.

>>562665703
>any year
>being this new

>>562665953
Dw it will soon be autumn

>>562663941
>James
I knew it! You're white!
Or a troll in disguise

>>562666074
I can't suspend my disbelief this far...

>>562666074
>are we still a thing
Oh jesus

>>562666074
yeah. fake.
you're not getting me in 8/8 sorry OP you pasta fuck

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well op, this was pretty good bait i must say.

6/10

Bel Air in 9/8 faggits

inb4 spaghetti

If this is real op can never show his face ever.

>>562666074
OP, the AirForce says you're a faggot for continuing to post obvious bait.

>>562666195
Plane Crash in 9/11

>>562666074
i've seen before

If ANYONE thinks this is real, they need to get their head checked

Op is fucking faggot

>>562666217
It's not dickhead

>>562666284
brick squad in 10/17

>>562666249
Airforce ID confirms OP is a fag

>>562666284
top kek

>>562666351
nice...

inb4
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>562666341
Dickbutt

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>>562666074
8/8

>>562666480
rip ricky willams

>>562666480
as if it wasnt perdicted

>>562663282
>>562665703
when will summer come to an end

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>>562666480

>>562666480
FUCKING KNEW IT

>>562666480
GG.

>>562666480
-And Scene. Close Curtain, Roll Credits.

>>562666480
there it is

>>562666480
Yay op is definitely a faggot

>>562666480
Oh gee, dinosaur. None of us saw THAT coming.

>>562666480
Dumbass

>>562666480
gr8 b8 m8

>in 8/11
>Robin Williams is kill
>no

>>562666480
Nice 8/10 will see repost in 10 minutes.

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>>562666480
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO

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>>562666480
Well played faggot.

>>562666480
I'm so glad actually

>>562666480
and there it is
CAPTCHA: First TIPmlys

>>562666480
happy you finished? feel like you did something?

>>562666480
Knew it was coming. Still laughed a little

>>562666127
>post prior to yours makes a good point
>clearly a femanon
>tits plz

>>562666480
obvious bait is obvious; shouldn't have numbered it

>>562666480
OMG! WHAT A TWEEEEST!
ARE YOU THE SHAMALAMADINGDONG?

>>562666480
Kek.

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>>562666598

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>>562666480
ohhh OP. You're too witty!

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>>562666480

>>562666480
knew it was fake from 5/8, too fake

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>>562666480
this is now a kidsrunover thread

>>562666480
yup

>>562666480
Wow didn't see that coming, how about you anhero on cam now figgit

>>562661843
Fucking emoticons, what's fucking wrong with you? If I was that chick I would have castrated you during the movies so you learn to control your fn Emoticons.

Only faggots use emoticons, and BRs to make you mad on L2.

>>562665020
>>562666480
called it fags, suck my cock

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/b/ gets contact with a girl and it goes as expected

jesus fuck op

>>562661843
don't text her EVERY day
give her some time to cool off nigga

>>562666563
2 weeks faggot cunt nigger lover

>>562666658
gril means male 100% of the time, friend.

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>>562666480
ZIMBABWE.

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>>562666480
NIGGER what the fuck!?

>>562664504
Hey man, I dated a girl for two years starting with a line like that. Don't knock it.

Totally different context from OP though.

>>562666731
well, only looking one way now

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jesus why did this thread have this many posts

Only way to handle this bitch. 3 rounds in the forehead.

I, for one, really love the new Disneyfied /b/. Can we all swap tumblrs and snapchats?

>>562666831
>didn't read the whole thread before posting

>>562666480
So wut happen next? Did the cops come? I think you should get a new number and text her again. She just in denial

>>562666882
not your friend, still demanding tits. I don't care whose they are, I need to jerk off and everyone claiming newfag for Tits/GTFO request must post

>>562667017
i only give tits to my friends, buddy.

semi-fresh pasta

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>>562666480
Delicious! Well played faggot, laughed my ass off at some of these

>>562666480
Clearly this thread is full of newfags

I think we should nuke OP from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>562662264
Honestly only chance u got if actually want her

>>562662264
this nigger knows what's up listen to him OP and don't you dare listen to your own shitty idea of how to hit on her no matter how foolproof you think it is.

>>562667180
demanding != asking, femanon. Take your newfaggy grill and southpark shit to the fucking morgue where you belong

>>562666878
2 weeks is too far away gtfo now please

>>562667180
i'm not your buddy, pal, now give me tits.
i don't care that you're a guy i wanna see your overweight man boobs

>>562666628
Trini pls

>>562667354
this post was so autistic

>>562666480
quality post op

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>>562667457
i swear to christ i'd give them to you for making me lol. bad news is, i tossed my phone into this pile of clothes next to my bed post-shit. Pic related will have to do.

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>>562667752

Was this supposed to be a beta cringe thread?

op u suck bro u need to make u message u (if she thinks u dont want her she will try harder)

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>>562667883

>>562667693
>autism jokes on /b/
>no tits
Show me your cock already, christ

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>>562666480
>TFW OP rated his own b8 an 8/8
>tfw op was a master ruseman this whole time

>>562667318
>>562667246
>>562666989
>>562666935
>>562666831
You are all worthless piles of dog shit.

OP is an alphafag, wish I had game like him. I am not worthy.

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>>562667981

>>562667982
I guess this was meant for me. You fucked it up again anon

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>>562668146

>>562666480
God fucking damnit..

Nice job op 9/10

Also lost my sides from 1-7/8.

Op is hetero as they come

>>562666480
noice

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OP doesn't deserve a Spiderman thread. I give him sp0drmahn

>>562668087
>implying I didn't read the thread before posting
OP is a fag. This was all a shitty troll attempt. Whatever man. Doesn't change shit about what I said.

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>>562668326

>>562661843
OP you fucked up by going to the movies on the first date
Never do this on a first date
Think about it do you honestly think by watching a movie for a couple of hours she somehow knows you more or finds you attractive by getting to know you or do you think she was watching the fucking movie
Next time grab dinner so you can actually have a conversation instead of sitting next to her in silence for a couple of hours

>>562667826
Hahaha haha oh man lost my shit

>>562669201
Late to thread

>>562662975

Oh God I'm crying. No one can be this fucking autistic

>>562669550
spoiler alert, evidence of this pasta have been observed among specimens dating from the Jurassic period.

>>562669342
Yeah just saw walk the dinosaur

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>>562666480
well you sir are a nigger
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