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Things not to do a funeral.
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>>562639261
get drunk
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>>562639261
die
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>>562639261
bring a friend
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>be the one in the coffin
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>>562639261
The corpse
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Bring a shovel
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>>562639261
The body.
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>>562639610
kinky ;)
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>>562639610
>fuck off


Hitler jokes- Oh wait
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Say to old people "You're next"
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>>562639261
drop your car keys on the lost loved one
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>>562639610
> ID: Open9Gzn
> Open

Cool beans
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>>562639709
you win
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Scream.
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>>562639610
Winrar requires you to buy it.
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>be me
>be 3 years ago
>grandfather is kill
>at funeral
>grandfather remarried, and the grandchild on the mother's side brought her boyfriend
>tfw making out in another room during the whole ceremony
>mfw
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>>562640210
People scream in cries all the time guess it just depends on what kind of scream
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Play a medley of gameover sound effects from your cellphone.
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>>562641105
Point out that, due to quantum mortality, the deceased is only dead from our viewpoint.
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>>562641105
kek
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>>562639841
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>>562641772
Point out that funerals are a meaningless waste of time driven my petty sentimentality. Then put on your fedora.
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>>562642861
Declare a blood feud with someone in attendance, then kill them. We've already got the open grave.
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