Things not to do a funeral.

>>562639261
get drunk

>>562639261
die

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>>562639261
bring a friend

>be the one in the coffin

>>562639261
The corpse

Bring a shovel

>>562639261
The body.

>>562639610
kinky ;)

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>>562639610
>fuck off


Hitler jokes- Oh wait

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Say to old people "You're next"

>>562639261
drop your car keys on the lost loved one

>>562639610
> ID: Open9Gzn
> Open

Cool beans

>>562639709
you win

Scream.

>>562639610
Winrar requires you to buy it.

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>be me
>be 3 years ago
>grandfather is kill
>at funeral
>grandfather remarried, and the grandchild on the mother's side brought her boyfriend
>tfw making out in another room during the whole ceremony
>mfw

>>562640210
People scream in cries all the time guess it just depends on what kind of scream

Play a medley of gameover sound effects from your cellphone.

>>562641105
Point out that, due to quantum mortality, the deceased is only dead from our viewpoint.

>>562641105
kek

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>>562639841

>>562641772
Point out that funerals are a meaningless waste of time driven my petty sentimentality. Then put on your fedora.

>>562642861
Declare a blood feud with someone in attendance, then kill them. We've already got the open grave.