I nicked the head of mine weiner while shaving just now, and

>>562580001
Clearly, this is the time for you to learn to suck your own dick.

>>562580001
There's only one thing you can do. Finish the job. Release your inner woman.

Take it off

>>562580000

>>562580150
it's womyn you sexist fuck, go check your privilege!

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Why the fuck are you shaving the HEAD?

>>562580001
timestamp to begin

>>562580001
learn to fucking spell "wiener".

why were you shaving that far up the shaft? are you some kind of sasquatch with hair everywhere?

Call 911

take a picture.

pour cold water on it; def dont get a boner

gore thread! post your most gory pix!

>>562580383
>>562580383
>>562580383
>>562580383
>>562580383
this

>>562580383
I wasn't you nigger, as I was re adjusting the razor I accidentally came in contact with the peen

>>562580001
ask your neighbor nicely to suck the venom out cause a snake bit it

I did that once just put some TP on it

might aswell cut it off altogether now.

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>>562580517

fap on random video chat

If you were shaving with a nicaraguan spider monkey I'd chop that thing off asap. Otherwise, toilet paper

>>562580569
How long has it been bleeding?
If it's been bleeding for a really, really long time, consider going to the hospital.

use aftershave

>>562580723
that one

>>562580001
You dead nigga

Shit's ruined now, might as well cut it off

>>562580001
Apply pressure. How do you not know this, dumb fuck?

THERES THING CALLED A FUCKING BANDAID, USE IT

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just to ruin the fun of this thread

youre fine dude, water spreads blood out and makes it look like a lot of blood when its barely anything youre probably not even bleeding that bad


also just putting it out there, blood only spreads in water if its AIDS infected blood, so get that shit checked out

dip it in lemon juice

>>562580001
apply bengay, it stops the bleeding fast.

>>562580001
I highly recommend not to get boner, bleeding will get 100 and 1000 harder. trust me.

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Update: dong is in cold water and the blood coming out looks cool

>>562580001
looks like you were already cut, anon.

It could be worse OP

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>make a bigger nick lower on your dick
>no blood to the higher cut means it can't bleed
>problem solved

>>562580139

you are the new robin williams. welcome.

I don't shave my pubes. Never have, never will. My girl makes fun of me sometimes, but she doesn't care.

Get the camera and film yourself cutting just the tip off. It's useless now anyway

>>562580001
#FREEBLEEDING We are strong independent retards who cut our own penises.

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NEVER SHAVING MY GENITALS AGAIN GOODBYE

>>562580001
There are just a lot of nerves there. Unless it's bleeding a LOT at once, just keep pressure on it. It'll bleed for a little longer than just any other scratch, but keep the pressure on and wait for it to stop bleeding.

Also, what the fuck were you doing shaving the head of your dick, you fucking retard?

>>562581786
Youer a fuckin pussy hahaha I finished the job after this happened

Start to fap

>>562580001
Put some super glue on the cut area if you are circumcised

>>562580001
Do you have hair on the very top of your dick?
Seriously, how the fuck do you even cut yourself on the top while shaving?

>>562581358
A sad day among many of us lads, yet none of us can remember, but I assure you so good sir, we can't help but know.

>>562580001
lol, put toilet paper on it to staunch the bleeding

>>562580001
lol try to not get boners
also if u knew what a penis is, then youd know it aint gonna stop bleeding anytime soon

>>562582221
>>562580001

I demand an answer OP

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Update, the bleeding subsided a little, now I went to go fap, and the bleeding is back fuck

>>562580001

Why is it always "mine X"?
>Ach, mein schwanz!

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AH FUCK u guiz im dying

>>562583846
What the fuck kind of razor are you using a machete?

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>>562583846
>mfw OP is a complete retard

>>562581953
Why were you shaving your junk while browsing 4chan?

>>562584453
Iifeproof case, I always browse le chon when I'm in the shower

>>562583846

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>>562583846
why the FUCK is there a HOLE in your dick

wait it out, blood clots after a while, if the cut is not too deep of open or someone is fucking it

>>562584072
See, stuff like that is so horrifying that it seems surreal and I don't process it the same way

>>562583846
But this seems like it could actually happen to me on a bad bay

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>>562584896
Ok, how about your shit your way back on over to facebook kid.

>>562581254
>putting cut into the water
shit what are you doing

the better question is why do you got hairs up there?

>>562580001
Take some asprin, trust me

>>562585575
Go back to chemistry class and study irony, you mafia motherfucker

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>>562583846
Don't shave with a gun next time, OP.

>>562585994
>HURR DURR I WAS JUST PRETENDING
Ironic shitposting is shitposting

>>562586183
I never said it wasn't

>>562583846

Dude what the fuck
Why did the razor even go up there and why is that a fucking hole instead of a cut. What did you do?!

>>562586281
No but you implied you were doing it ironically. Are you fucking dumb or something?

Masturnbate

>>562587582
good

>>562580001
put salt on it, this will stop the bleeding

>>562586281
Get off of 4chan you fucking 5 year old.

>>562580001
wrap your dick with something dry like toilet paper and leave it like that

Put salt on the cut, then wash it off with alcohol

Seems like OP was shaving with a fucking BB gun, wrap it with gauze and get it to the hospital to get a few stitches. It's gonna hurt like hell, but it will heal better the quicker you get it treated. Do it unless you want half of your cum flying up and nailing you in the face.

>>562583846

Yes. Of course you would fap with a broken penis. Of course.

post it on 4chan....
you fucking moron, call 911 even if you're broke, you don't wanna lose your penis don't you

>>562580756
fuck man, I know it's a gore thread but this? this is just sick

>>562580001
Apply pressure. Are you retarded?

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>>562583846
numb dick with ice
find a sewing kit
get rubbing alcohol
use it to disinfect needle and thread
give your dick stitches
post pics

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Broke

>>562581561
Who the fuck cares? This isn't your fucking blog.

i once trimmed my pubes with a pair of scissors. i managed to cut a piece off of my ball sack. i don't shave now.

>>562586584
I was, but it's still shitposting and i don't care

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>>562588594
but then who will the paedos groom?
bronies?

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>>562580001

Really?

>>562590793

They cant touch us.

>>562583846

Why would you fap when your penis is ouchy?

Jesus christ, let it heal for 4/5 weeks then fap.

>>562583846
i wanna lick that off op

>>562591197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

>>562580467
>>562583846
You stupid fuck. I told you

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>>562590793
This fucking guy.

>>562592406
he got hard because you gave him an order
do it again, maybe he'll bleed out

Never shaving there again. NEVER.