>working on renovation 1960 airstream trailer
>take out light fixture
>this motherfucker drops in my lap
>dead as all fuck for who knows how long
73 decides what i do with him
Rat, some milk, in a blender, blended, you drink it. Post it on youtube, oh you making it, and drinking it, all in one video take, no pausing the recording. No editing. All in one take, camera always pointed on drink being made to you drinking.
keep rolling. I"m rolling myself for a funeral pyre in the theme of Redwall. This could be a savior of the kingdom for all we know
Cut off its head, limbs and tail. Take tooth picks and insert them into head, limbs and tail and make a mini rat figurine. Make epic scenes for /b/ history.
Damn /b/ is getting pretty tough if were demanding date and time stamps for dehydrated mice.
Either of these
It's awesome that somewhere, right now on this planet, some dude is running around his house trying to find a way to smoke a dead dried up rat. *sniffle*
Life is beautiful.
alright, i think ive got everything
fucking do it. Maybe start new thread. Someone archive this
had to break him in haf to get him in the grinder
i can hear the bones cracking and shit
he's not grinding up very well
Yep he's dead allright.
Stick him up your ass,FAGGOT.
Please give info into the taste of the smoke. I bet it smells like the ovens in Nazi camps.
I know you're not at this step yet but pleaaaaaase get a good picture of the cloud of rat smoke.
Thinking about grinding up a rat really makes me feel grody... Lawds I'm gonna be sick.
>jerry is kill
>jerry is bowl
>jerry is dank
Opened the grinder, gagged and ran outside to throw up. nothing came out though. this shit smells horrible, and l am less confident after looking how much fur id haveto smoke, but im still going through with it.
what would be sufficient proof for you fags?
Their are some talented smokers out there. OP included.
Come OP, I want to go to mars on a rat too
Al mijn goedkeuring gaat naar jou. Mike Ford, wat een vent
My sides have left this plane of existence
OP if you go through with this you will be one sick mother fucker and I WILL LOVE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING!
72 get, live feed of you eating it with mayo
if no live feed available then timestamped + your name added with frame by frame of you eating it with mayo
Throw it in the bin and move on to more pressing issues.
Fooling around with dead rodents is a guarantee you're gonna be a messed up person.
I killed a kitten a few years ago by smashing its skull open on a street sign, and I'm a fucked up individual.
Just leave it alone.