If you don't think iron is the best element, you are literally retarded.
I have to give my vote for mercury
>>562425698
carbon is pretty cool brah
i drink a hennessey to platinum bee yotch
Hydrogen you fucking imbecile
>>562425698
MFW OP is a faggot
>>562425698
hydrogen started all alone.
i vote for him.
>>562425880
>iron
>can be used to make steel, one of the strongest and cheapest alloys ever
>also the highest proton element that can be created by stars
>can literally cut you
>one of the most ancient of all metals (BC)
>>562426276
mfw I can create pleb tier oxygen by decaying iron. Try harder fag
Fe = iron
Male = man
Fe + male = Iron Man
Women = Iron Man?
Thus, iron is inferior
>>562425698
Oxygen you cunts
I'll Kill you all
>>562426590
iron=heavy
iron+man=weighed down man
what brings down a man again?
Give you a hint: makes you say wo,man
>>2014 + .7
>>not realizing carbon is best element
>>562425698
>tfw someone bought this beautiful metatorbernite specimen already
>tfw you will never be able to caress a large chunk of refined uranium
>>562425698
I can vouch for Iron's awesomeness
>>562427020
carbon is second to iron
>>562426321
>him
xD le top kek
>>562425698
>best element
>not nickel
iron killer of stars
>2014
>Implying carbon is not clearly atomically superior
>Carbon does anything it fucking wants bruh
>Bonds with whatever
>Arsenic-containing proteins? Man I'm down
>Iron containing oxygen carriers? Ur welcome for ur blood bro
>Nanotubes? Diamonds? Graphene? U got it m80
>You even need carbon to make steel in the first place Ironfag
>>562427196
This man knows what he's talking about
>>562425698
>2014
>not worshiping diamond
Do people really do this?
>>562425698
best elements are Hydrogen Oxygen Helium and Iron.
They are all the best.
>>562425698
you fucking newfags welcome to 2006
fuck yeah bismuth obviously go back to school you fucking summerfags
>>562427349
Exactly! You cannot beat iron ever!
>>562427442
>2010+4
>still using old 4chan maemae
>back to le 9gog with you
>>562425698
AL is the best
A-LU-MI-NUM it's called
>>562425987
Carbon master race
>>562427442
gr8 b8 m8
diamond is carbon
>anno domini MMXIV
>not realizing wolfram is the best metal
stay pleb fgt
>>562426276
>picking most beta ass element
>pls cut your hands off so you cant work a keyboard anymore
>>562427674
>2014
>Not worshiping the glory that is Iron
>>562425698
Phosphorus motherfuckers. Just grab some and hold it in the air and say goodbye to your fucking face.
>>562425698
Palladium, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
>>562427552
"Bismuth has few commercial applications, none of which is particularly large." straight from wikipedia.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. It's not too bad though because you'll learn more once you enter highschool you piece of shit underage b&
>>562425698
>not picking xenon
Sorry, I prefer my elements noble.
>>562427878
Iron is weak as fuck. Carbon makes up every living thing. You would be nothing without carbon.
>mfw these plebs can't respect the element that makes all other elements possible
fucking shit-tier consumerism scrubs
>>562425698
Too bad, OP is right.
Iron is what can kill a Star.
Once a star starts to make Iron in its core, BAM!
Though I dislike Iron, I have to give OP the win.
>>562425987
This guy gets it!
Without carbon, you wouldn't exist to dick rusty cock.
>>562427649
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>>562426330
>also the highest proton element that can be created by stars
while alive! bc uranium can be formed by supernovas in interstellar space
>>562427363
Mah nigga, cabron top-tier
Listen here you shit eating fucks. Your posts are so Ironic. Iron is the gayest little twink of all the elements. I hope all you queers die in a volcano.
>>562427363
Carbon is every thing and the best of it.
Carbon is love.
Carbon is life.
>>562428225
Nigga Iron is the reason you blood can hold any oxygen without Iron you wouldn't even be making that statement
>>562428324
you are fucking spelling it wrong retard
its alhminem
>>562428167
oh man try again son
>>562427989
Uranium is millions of times better faggot.
>>562428225
But is carbon strong enough to kill a large flaming ball of gas that can literally melt you? Stay green newfag. Also see
>>562428267
>>562427349
>>562428327
Yes, but can Uranium kill stars? I thought not. Uranium just leeches off the much superior iron.
>>562425698
Iron has the most stable atomic nucleus ever.
>>562425698
>mfw francium is the best element
>>562428838
>tfw you will never be able to drink a cup of francium
>>562428838
>mfw you're probably french
>>562428716
This guy gets it, given enough time nothing but Iron would be left
>>562428716
Actually, I'm pretty sure Carbon is.
I may be wrong though.... I gotta brush up on my chemistry....
>>562428561
Meh
I'd rank it
>palladium
>platinum
>tungsten
>silver
>carbon
>maybe uranium
and at the very bottom iron, because FUCK IRON YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT
>>562425698
Uh.
Iridium, nigger.
Second densest metal ever. Insanely corrosion resistant, a noble metal so it doesn't form oxides except at extreme temps.
Go fuck yourself. Iridium is king.
Goddamn newfags.
>>562428838
>francium
>such edge
>>562429230
>iron
>useless piece of shit
nice one m8
Halogens all the way.
Life of the party.
Most fond of Chlorine
>>562429374
So edgy
>>562429374
>wow so pretty
Fuck off with your bismuth it's the metal for faggots
Platinum. Heaviest metal there is. You could make a flail outta that shit and decimate some fools
>>562429654
>heaviest metal there is
>osmium
Kill yourself.
>>562426664
Actually, oxygen is the sole reasoning in our cells death....or, just about anything's death and decay, rather
>Bismuth master race reporting in
>itt faggots that dont know shit
Technetium best element
This is now a motherfucking bismuth thread.
>>562429985
I think not
>>562425987
Carbon is second only to hydrogen as God of all elements
>>562428462
>Carbon is love
>Carbon is life
Note: This is literal.
>>562429819
Damn, not even bismuth has that many edges.
>>562430265
Careful, your newfag is showing.
water gives life to the earth,
>not having water as favorite element
>2014
>>562430297
finally someone makes sense here
>newfags pretending any other elements would exist without hydrogen
>newfags pretending life or death depends on any one element
>Best element
>picks a non noble gas
Helium master race
all you other elements are simply wannabes
>>562429898
Fuck off with your hipster obscure element shit.
No one needs technetium.
> Calcium master race in ya face
>>562430527
>careful your newfag is showing
>posts a cool newfag 4chan maemae
you are the cancer that is killing /b/
gold
>>562430626
totts agree
>>562426276
>Mendelevium
>Named after inventor of the periodic table
Astatine lol
>>562430736
Bismuth may may is years old, nigger
>>562430736
only newfags say newfags, new friend
>>562425698
>>562430843
he didn't invent it... he reorganized it to be understandable to the plebs
>>562430882
nigger please. Go back to leddit or some shit
You're edgier than bismuth faggot.
If you don't love Uranium then you have a high risk of being completely fucking braindead.
>>562425698
Sulfur, obviously.
pic related, it's inked on my walking corpse.
>>562430624
>saying water is an element
>....
H-hi guise...c-can I stay a while? None of the cool elements ever invite me to their parties, like plutonium or gold (wow, she's so pretty, and her sister silver.) I-I'll be real quiet, you w-won't know I'm here...
Posting more bismuth
>>562430624
yey nay
air is much more important
air is the bro
>>562431643
>O2
>not O
fucking go take chemistry again you faggot
>>562430461
Negative, fag. Bismuth itself in fact has this many edges.
>>562431516
goddamnit
brush yo teeths niggas
>>562425987
carbon is a slut
>>562429409
Halogens are cool but fluorine is chlorine++
Fluorine is can rape noble gasses.
>>562431757
>>562431516
But can your bismuth make this
>>562431840
>runs around outside with a single crystal piece of Bismuth
Perfectly rational people these photographers.
Some more glorious iron for your collection
>>562432042
>implying those arent crafted from god tier bismuth
>>562432395
Silver master race here,
You want electical conductivity? you want thermal conductivity?
Silver beats all your other shitty elements.
fuck all of you iridium is the best
>>562425698
well OP you're wrong, the answer would be hydrogen.
>>562432036
Francium Fluoride
meaning: your fucked lol
Carbon is clearly winning this monkey shit fight
>>562432567
anyone else bootin'?
>>562425698
Deuterium.
So awesome the Periodic Table can't hold it.
>>562432602
technically super cooled platinum beats silver by a long shot
I thought Bismuth was the prefered element of /b/.
>>562425987
Diamond is way better because its the hardest metal.
Piping hot gravy is best element
>>562433141
Lol you can't make silver jewelry out of cooled platinum.
Pleb
>>562432959
Keep posting, I need to sate my desire for IRon
>>562433021
Isotopes of hydrogen are still included in the periodic table under hydrogen
Broccoli is best element.
Prove me wrong.
test
>>562433021
What about Tritium?
Carbon is the true master race. This shit is the epitome of badass. Without carbon we wouldn't even exist. Steel exists because carbon fucked iron and made it its bitch and had a kid. Put this shit under high pressure and you've got fucking diamonds, the hardest metal in the universe. Give it some oxygen and watch this shit do the fusion dance and make a poison that'll kill you without you ever knowing it was there, like a fucking ninja. Do some science shit and create nano-tubes. Shit is so sick that people were making swords slicing those faggy Jap swords in half hundreds of years ago. They were so sick that everyone told the sword makers "you can't make that shit anymore, it's too sick." Shit's indestructible, too. Do some other science shit and make the sexiest fiber in existence. Fucking used in cars to make them bitches faster its so sexy. Name another metal that can do that.
>Protip: you can't.
>>562433257
Until I spill it all over myself
>>562433151
It used to be. Shocked this thread even exists.
>>562433331
>wearing metal for "fashionable" purposes.
top kek. I suppose your silver fedora is in the mail?
>>562433415
It's not an element
>>562433378
Ah, but it's the only isotope to have its own symbol. Although I wish U-235 had the symbol ?, that would kick ass.
>>562425698
While Iron may be the most conventional metal I like Cobalt,Titanium,Tungsten. However these metals can't be forged easily into a useable sword, so for now Iron/steel it is.
This thread has so much iron, I could probably sell it for scrap.
>>562432867
As the most electronegative element Florine bonds every element but helium and neon.
It forms retarded compounds that completely break your rules for covalent bonds. XeF6? No problem! IF7? Done! It doesn't give a shit how filled your orbitals are cause it will strip your atom naked of its electrons and stick it in.
>>562433415
>>562433714
your mum's not an element nigga
Duh diamond isn't a metal, it's mineralized carbon right which is a nonmetal.
>>562433578
Dude carbon fiber is so brittle. You cannot makes any type of blade out of it. Iron made carbon its bitch and that's how steel was made. Can carbon kill stars? No. Carbon would fucking MELT like the weak pleb it is. Surely you jest negro
>>562434104
retard, diamond is the hardest metal known the man
Also, Gold Masterrace reporting.
>zero reactivity
>2014
>not investing in gold
>paying more than $10 per Troy ounce.
>>562428476
Carbon is the reason you exist. You have a hell of a lot more carbon than iron. And there are other metals that can bind to oxigen. Any of then could replace iron.
Also, graphine a one atom thick layer of carbon, can store a massive electrical charge, and because it's a super compactor, we may use it to replace regular batteries. As a result you could charge your cell phone il less than 10 seconds and it would last all day.
Carbon is god tier element.
>>562433812
Does everyone see this? This is someone who is actually reasonable. Iron>>>all other elements
diamond > iron
>>562434181
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_steel
> A research team in Germany published a report in 2006 revealing nanowires and carbon nanotubes in a blade forged from Damascus steel.
>u wot m8?
>>562429225
Really iron and not one of the Nobel elements? Id thibk radon, xenon, or any of those would be more stable.
>>562434549
and how are those 18th century iranians doing today?
oh...
Fucking Hydrogen is best element.
/thread
>>562433415
>>562434018
>>562434410
>>562434802
this is making me want to smoke so bad
>>562434549
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_steel
"certain types of modern steel outperform these swords"
This is straight from the wiki page you used. Nice try tho.
>>562434349
Florine will react the shit of your "non-reactive" weeaboo gold. AuF5 motherfucker. It'll be tarnished to all hell by fluorine masterrace
>>562434018
Hypothetically if broccoli was an element Iron would still be better
>>562434391
I ain't disrespecting carbon, but Iron better. Also the efficiency of oxygen adsorption would be less if it was another metal than Iron
>>562434242
WTF when did it become a metal, substance obviously, carbons a non-metal (not at all metal)
>>562434403
Thanks, anon.
Really Iron is like the best conventional metal to use for forging items. I would like to use tungsten more though, because of it's durability however it's to heavy to wield and I hear holding it bear handed can cause rashes.
>>562426330
Breathe iron you faggot
>>562435078
see
>>562434451
and lrn 2 science
>>562435138
Well that's why they made grips for the swords. No one is going to straight up walk around holding only iron. Lol
>>562434964
You smoke broccoli?
I'm not that hardcore myself.
Agreed iron is fucking master race element
>>562426590
Your math is flawless
>>562429451
underrated post
>>562425698
Nope.
>>562435507
Well yeah, but then the weight factor comes into play.
>claiming to love iron
>not calling it Ferrum
>>562435213
Alas, I had to confer other sources ie another anonymous internet postings to receive the revelation of the diamond joke
Iron helps us play!
>>562435567
Iron is the lazy nigger of all elements, can't bother to fuse to shit. Just sits there on the stoop all day.
>>562435892
>not getting with the times
>>562436129
Don't make me put some plumbum in you.
>>562435869
This is true, but what kind of iron thing are you going to carry that's too heavy? Let's be realistic the chances of me walking around with an iron fence are low. On the other hand, if it's a sword or bat, chances are that the person holding it is strong enough to wield it since they are required to be strong enough. Then we get to the small things like a hammer. This is a mundane tool that you have a high chance of seeing an everyday person use and it's not that heavy.
tl;dr it doesn't matter if iron is "heavy" since it's all relative
Whale I think fire is a beter eliment then most of these. Besides carbon is bad pollution.
>>562434964
gr8 b8 m8
>>562436507
I'd like to see you try when I'm wearing Iron pants
Gold.
Never rusts
Universal master currency all human history
Nuff said.
>>562433939
Not quite mate. It doesn't break the rules for covalent bonding. Hexacoordinate xenon has sp3d2 electron config, which is fine. You can also form xenon tetroxide, which also contains Xe(VIII), which is a higher oxidation state of xenon than in XeF6. As for IF7, you also get the IO4 anion (periodate) which is a very common oxidant in organic chemistry. Both of these contain I(VII).
This fucking thread pretty much proves /b/ has never and really will never change
>>562437202
>Currency
Like that means anything at all. If the world descends into anarchy I would rather have more iron than lame+useless gold
I'm sure robin williams would have preferred element #8
>>562436542
I know most people have the strength to hold iron, but my point is that though metals like tungsten have durability or titanium with it being very light and flexible they come off as almost useless when used as a sword. Tungsten is durable but is heavier that iron and it is more brittle. Titanium may be faster and light that iron when swung, but its flexibility make it like a kitchen knife.
TL;DR In the aspect of creating swords with these metals Tungsten,Cobalt, and Titanium are too unbalanced to make a very useable sword, like a katana, so Iron/spring steel are superior.
>Pic of sword is for display as with most tungsten swords
>>562437013
FUG :DDDDDD
>>562437915
>Pic
>>562437915
I agree with you. This has been a very pleasant conversation. I bid you good luck in all your future and present endeavors.
tl;dr: nice convo
The best element is water, followed by earth, followed by tin, followed by tungsten/wolfram, followed by clay, followed by boron.
Earth is not a good element.
>>562437464
IF the world descends into anarchy ...until it does, which is gonna get you more shekels , Huh ? A lump of iron or a shiny beautiful bar of wonderful gold.
Get back to when they start awarding iron medals at the olympics...
>>562438272
e-excuse me?
>Hg master race reporting
>>562438249
The same to you, anon
>>562438342
I will and you return to your mother and uphold the kibbutz.
What the CH4 did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Noble Elements, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bonds with Oxygen, and I have over 3 confirmed Isotopes. I am trained in bonding, and I’m the first element on the entire periodic table. You are nothing to me but just another Carbon. I will wipe you the fuck out with fusion, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with C3H8 that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elements across the Universe and your Molecular Structure is being determined right now so you better prepare for the reaction, maggot. The reaction that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
>>562438584
You hydrargyrum isn't all that great.
>inb4 you drink it
>>562438786
this made me lol too hard.
All jokes aside tho.
1)Iron 2)Hydrogen 3)Carbon
All these years and I know Iron is Fe, but Fe in my head is "Feldspar", I suspect because I played some EVE Online back in the day and the "iron" of that game is called Veldspar.
That is all
>>562438786
KEK
>>562425698
You pussy ass elements aint shit without Hydrogen. Come talk to me when you comprise 3/4 of the universe. All bow to king Hydrogen
>>562438969
I have a superhero, a planet, and a god. Where's your excuse faggot?
cheap, heavy, strong, doesn't ever fucking melt.
tungsten reporting in.
>>562439573
I have broccoli.
>>562439561
3/4 women are whores. By this logic whores are the most desirable of all women. Also by this logic pennies are worth more than dollars.
>>562427349
Iron, the god I worship. The material I lift for my gains. Praise Iron.
G-guys what's about m-me...?
>>562437447
physusks is to hard
Bruh, do you even know the riddle of steel?
>>562426321
Im with Hydrogen. Fusion power ftw.
>>562441310
The Boss Arnold
>>562440828
You are flexible, conductive, and used to keep off cheap hoes.
You won't be recognized until you can get made into a useable sword.
>>562435006
required 280 degree heat and 8 atm of pressure.
I'm an INFP nigger, get that inferior Fe shit out of here.