Hey /b/. Long time fan.
So, let's HYPOTHETICALLY say that I'm picture related.
And let's also say that HYPOTHETICALLY I've been forced into faking my death in order to hide from a certain someone.
(Not that that's true of course, I mean, ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEFINITELY DEAD)
If all this were true, then I would be very bored in my bunker, and would be prepared to answer any of your questions.
is your daughter in on it? and if not how do you feel about subjecting her to this?
Then let's HYPOTHETICALLY say OP isn't a faggot. HYPOTHETICALLY your story might still be bullshit. HYPOTHETICALLY GR8 B8 M8 R8 8/8. HYPOTHETICALLY of course.
Well, I actually had a sort of wager you see. Night at the Museum wasn't going to be made until I made a huge bet with Shawn Levy that if it didn't reach #1 worldwide I'd pay him a huge sum of money. I was that confident about it. Of course my plan failed, but instead of just paying the money like I should have, I kept insisting for another chance. Everytime a new Night at the Museum movie was made my debt when up 100 times. Now I can't pay them back for those shitty movies and a hit has been called on me.
Honestly if it wasn't for my daughter I never would have gotten as deep into this as I did. I don't care what has or will happen to her
Hideki Anno and I are long time friends actually and that was the original pronounciation he desired, but he was blocked on it by the producers.. I was just doing him a favor trying to correct everyone's mistake, unfortunately it didn't catch on.
that's the worst bullshit I have ever heard. Can't you come up with something better than that, OP?
Everyone knows that Williams made these crappy movies to keep up with payments to his ex wives. He was going broke thanks to two prior marriages and was making any movie that came along.
Troll harder, moron.
OP, let me explain to you why this is fucking stupid:
This isn't some camwhore who didn't deliver tits.
This isn't some /b/ro who got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of wild niggers.
This isn't a sick fuck that jacks off to puppies and kittens getting their skulls crushed.
This isn't a cunt that cheated on her husband.
This isn't a chance to fuck with a major corporation for lulz.
This isn't some dumbass that put his/her public info on 4chan.
This isn't feminism, fat shaming, or Tumblr faggots.
Robin Williams was a good fucking person. Regardless of whether not you liked his comedy or his movies, there is no doubt that he fucking tried to be the best person he could. How many faggots here can't stop jacking off to porn for one day, let alone check themselves in to solve a drug problem. And the more I think about it, the fact that he was a big part of so many people’s childhoods is a major reason NOT to do this. In some way, shape, or form this guy you made happy growing up as a kid. He brought (and will continue to bring) joy into the hearts of millions worldwide. This is one of the few times that people across the world, people on fucking 4chan, are hurt that a celebrity died and this is what you want to do?
/b/ has done some pretty messed up shit, but this would undeniably be the lowest that we have ever gone.
Fuck you OP. Fuck you.
TL;DR: OP is a fucking faggot
let's just say someone was giving Robin analingus and he accidentally released a big shot of shit down someone's throat and eyes and they died so now he had to go into hiding.
Half way through battle of the smithsonian I was going to back out and agree to a settlement, but Zelda being the bitch she usually is lied to me about an acting contract she got and pushed me right back into it. That's why I made sure she found my body double.
I've had to lie about this up until now, but honestly...I'm a huge fan of Katawa Shoujo.
Thanks. It was you anons that kept me going through it all. Here's a little piece of information for you all. In the next Hobit movie, watch out for my apperance. There are some people involved in that movie who agreed I could stand in disguised as one of the dwarves for one scene.
No one really knows this but Disney still carries a lot of Walt's racism to this day. Now I'm not one to usually care about that sort of thing, however they're basically responsible for maintaining the Israel -Palestine conflict to this day.
You ever stop to think that the moments before he off'd himself were probably hilarious. Probably a lot of "Nanu Nanu!" being thrown about, and going through some classic comedy routines before an heroing. I sure do hope there is a tape somewhere.
Even if I weren't Robin Williams (WHICH I'M ABSOLUTELY NOT OF COURSE), what makes you think anyone on /b/ is any better off than someone who would make this stuff up.
I know it's a hard pill to swallow but I've had an insane life and that's probably why even in my darkest hour I'm just relaxing in my bunker with an unlimited bar, playing eroge and browsing /b/.
>You ever stop to think that the moments before he off'd himself were probably hilarious. Probably a lot of "Nanu Nanu!" being thrown about, and going through some classic comedy routines before an heroing. I sure do hope there is a tape somewhere.
Laughed like a drain. Well played anon.
Zelda is...bear with me here...triggered by loss of breath. It only seemed natural.
Hillary Clinton will absolutely not win the next election. There's an organization of powerful individuals in the movie industry who are going to block it. I wasn't very involved in it, but I did throw a couple grand their way.
I think this is the first time I've greentexted on here before but it seems necessary. Almost no one outside of the music industry seems to know this, but this still seems like the correct format.
>Not knowing movie trivia and bloopers are completely made up to increase sales.
Literally nothing interesting ever happens on set. How could it? It's such a controlled environment where millions of dollars are on the line. There's no time for creativity or fun.
You think this is funny or something, you mental fuck?
Even if there was the smallest chance you were Robin Williams, your tone does not at all come across the same way as he did.
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The improv was deffenitly the most refreshing time I ever had acting, however I had to quit because I was constantly being pressured for sex by the other guys.
That's not me friend :)
Learn to ID
About my tone? I'd say most of us come across differently when we're on /b/. Simple as that.
I turned my back on the world ages ago. I couldn't care less honestly.
Favorite movie I was ever in. What do you want to know?
Oh it wasn't faked. My body double is certainly dead. Luckily for me he had been suicidal for a long time. Can you blame him though? He looks like me.
You'd be amazed how far 3D printers have come if you know the right guys. I can stay for just about the rest of my life but not much more. It's part of the reason why I didn't flee sooner.
So you think that Robin Williams, a universally loved man who has been arguably one the nicest guys in the business would call his own daughter that loved him a bitch and would selfishly cause pain and suffering on his friends, family and the whole freaking world by faking his own death just for self-preservation to post on /b/?
Not buying it.
>Oh it wasn't faked. My body double is certainly dead. Luckily for me he had been suicidal for a long time. Can you blame him though? He looks like me.
Fair enough. do you plan to any final jokes perhaps. any last things to prove to your fans that you died more naturally. and not sucide. it would make a hell of a lot of people happier. i know you dont really care bout the world. but there are some people who truely looked up to you. and would like something to be happy about one last time from you. if this made any sense
That's the best reply you've got? Robin Williams was my hero and it's insulting that you'd try to impersonate him immediately after his death.
So you're conveniently in a bunker where you've conveniently got enough supplies so that you don't have to leave until you die, huh? Sounds pretty convenient.
so robin since you are off enjoying life in a bunker and pissing fucking up your family and shit while hiding from assholes who want your head, let me know, why the hell did you stop doing comedy skits after a while?
i mean god damn, you are funny when you want to be and i doubt you would have hit the problem of dealing with the shit that is night at the museum if you stayed with that instead.
If you anons actually want it, just for you, I'll drop something special in my Hobbit appearance. It'll be up to you what you do with that. Just keep in mind you could get me killed if you blow my cover, I shouldn't even be posting this after all.
The entire reason I thought /b/ would be the perfect place for this was because I knew no one would be believe me, but at least you guys would ask me questions and maybe piece it together with that information, instead of just immediently getting insulted. So why don't you get in touch with my people, they know a lot about suicide.
Honestly that would have been a better idea, and would probably have saved me from this, but if you saw the money then trust me you'd of gone for it too.
Why WOULD anyone believe you? You realise you've come to a place where people try to pull this shit all the time and there's never a consequence because everyone is anon. Even if it were true by any longest of long shots, you've given some bullshit story without providing a semblance of evidence about anything.
And if you were really REALLY Robin Williams, you would take solace in the fact that I called you my fucking hero and I wasn't insulting him, I was insulting the person that impersonates him for shits and gigs.
It's just for laughs really. Everyone freaking out over the death and I'll still be in a major movie. I'll be heavily disguised as a dwarf. Watch out for a thumbs up. That'll be the sign.
As I mentioned before, if she hadn't lied to me about her acting contract, I would have made the settlement and gotten out of my debts and could have lived on my savings in the outside world.
I've had thousands of people tell me that I'm their hero kid. And for what? Telling a few jokes? You have a special place in my heart as an anon, but that makes us equals, not I your hero. Here, in this bunker, I realize now more than ever that the only types of people are those who win and those who lose, and I lost big time.
Still better off than you though faggot, kek.
You're god damn right I am, it's because Robin Williams died.
I'm out though, it's pretty clear that this thread is epitome of what /b/ has become. Edgy teenagers who can't put together an argument to save themselves.
I have to admit, I played it first just to make fun of it but that Emi. Hnnnnnnnnnng.
Shouldn't happen. It's already been squared off with the director and everything. The real threat is if I'm not able to get out of this bunker when they want to add it in. If that happens and people are asking about it I'll try to make an appearance and explain things.
How could I do that when I'm Deeeeeeffenitely not Robin Williams *wink* *wink*
Honestly my plan was to quit, but if I see a positive response from /b/ after the movie airs then I might do it again.
You'll be back.
The entire point of this is that it's not registered under official shooting. That's what creates the problem the other anon sort of pointed out that I have a narrow range of time to pull it off.
/reg/ on /vg/ I pose as a girl named TezukaRin
Flubber, hands down. It was the closest to that fun friendly goofball set you see in bloopers and whatnot.
not to cast disbelief on what you have said this is just what i have found. i would to be proved wrong i promise that. also if you do go to do this. how will you stop people from taking pics of you being alive?
Well that's part of the reason it's not part of the official shooting. It'll be a closed set with just the director, my people, and I. I'll probably get transported there in a full mask. We've had an idea to let a picture slip to some conspiracy newspaper no one will believe though, so maybe you guys should watch out for that.
Hi NOT Robin, sorry to hear about your untimely death, sorry your daughter's such a cunt too. Any secrets you can tell us simpletons about the biz? Ya know, stuff only high profile celebrities such is yourself would only know?
Very obvious. I'm speaking to my contact right now actually over an IM, and he said that if we're strapped for time or I'm being followed, then he'll just get a shot of me running to edit into an existing scene. If that happens it'll look really out of place.
Something I didn't learn until just recently actually is that John Stewart is gay. Is that crazy enough for you?
Another question, NOT Robin. How does it make you feel that Blizzard are making an in-game NPC to help commemorate you and your wonderful career? Also, what was your main? (Class/Spec) as i'm sure you wouldn't tell the name because reasons.
587 14/14HM fag myself.
I once played a transgender argonian in a Morrowind pathfinder game and wore full drag to every session. I felt pretty cute honestly. Boys really do wear girl clothes better than girls.
Blizzard isn't too far behind Disney in terms of corruption honestly. Fucking zionists are ruining American media.
Yeah, Blizzard are dirty jews. But I like their game, I ran out of game time earlier tonight and I am not too sure if i'm going to re-sub or not until WoD. For Disney, does Dan Schneider have a massive foot fetish?
You didn't answer my question by the way.
You know i mean this as no disrespect. even if you are real or your not. i no longer care. just talking to you has done wonders for my depression. this is no joke. i have always wanted to mean robin williams. but i know i never had a chance a before and i certianly dont now. but if you are real. thanks for chatting with me. if your not thanks for humoring me. i will keep an eye out for this hidden cameo in the hobbit. so thank you who ever you are. thank you.
You made me smile. It's nice to see people being happy. Regardless if this is actually Robin Williams or not, the important thing is that you enjoyed yourself. As did "Robin" I would assume. I'm not even sure if what I'm saying is making sense, as I haven't slept at all yet, but I'm just happy. Happy to see someone who enjoyed themselves like you. You really should try to feel like this more often. Why were you depressed in the first place? Try to notice all the small things you can enjoy. Be happy.
(I may make no sense at all, in which case, forgive me. I'm just happy.)
i just suffer from depression. i have episodes that go off and on. lots of shit stacking up to cause this one. friend killed him self. lost my main job. this the month my father died. little things. i know i am coming out of the episode cause things have been going better then before. im often blindly happy refusing to see all things sad. just sometimes the depression fights back.
Ouch, that makes sense. Good thing that it seems you're getting better. I wish things stay better. A little thing that might help you deal with death better is, in my opinion, to ask yourself: Before you were born, did you really give a shit? Did you mind not existing? Death could be the same. The same as before being born. You, (or whomever dies), won't even mind.
I think I got sidetracked, can't really think very straight at the moment. Hope that helped, but now that I re-read it, it doesn't really fit in.
i will certianly take a look into this. i do feel this thread is dead sadly. and we will probably never hear from this "robin" again. but it was fun. i will bump this a few more times but then im out.
Yay if there was any small chance at all I believed this to be true that no longer exists because of this shitpost.
GJ op you ruined it.
Cars pulling up outside a BUNKER? Are you an idiot?
dumb request. can some one screen cap this thread for me and post it in here. my screen cap isnt working. it really only needs to be the robin posts. and possibly what he responded to. if not i understand. but it would be cool.
I'm terrible, I'm so terrible. I laughed.... I'm going to go hang myself now.
Hello, Not Robin, so very nice of you to join the my little club. Always remember, my bunker is your bunker unless you try to bunker my bunker. Thank you very much.
>Pic only hypothetically related
Really? John Stewart? I wouldnt have guessed. Did you notice hes been hunching lately like... I cant remember that old anchors name, it escapes me. Why dont you do something more subtle like a nose scratch in future films?
Let's hypothetically postulate that the owner of a certain image board also has a financial interest in a certain site that is more than 8 but less than 10.