/b/, graph your happiness over time.

>>562272620
define happiness

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Something like this

>>562273186
That would be my "hope for humanity" curve, but doesn't help me on how to recognize happiness.

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>>562273445
turn off your autism and answer with feels

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Started low because my strongest early memories are sad one.

Began to feel depressed at 12. Middle school was hellish experience. Life gradually improved through high school. Met friends after my first stint in college that made life seem worthwhile. Fell in love with a girl shortly after that, thought she was THE one, got dumped a few years later and felt agony and despair. Moved, went back to college, graduated, found a great girlfriend, still struggling a lot but things are on the up.

If this one breaks up with me I'll kill myself, not a threat or a feel sorry for me thing, just reality.

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Objectively happy childhood; don't remember much.
Overburdened myself in high school, got some professional counseling.
Joined the Navy right out of high school, all gung-ho and that shit. Quickly realized it for the soul crushing environment it was.
Got out at 24ish, immediate boost only marred by passing of father.
Future's looking pretty good.

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>>562273186
Or maybe this is even more accurate.

Felt like I was doing nothing with my life but learning trivia facts in school. Graduated within the top percentile of my class but did not want to go to college. Decided to join the army. Happiest I've been since

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Started good, drastically dropped at 15, severe depression since. Been thinking about killing myself lately.

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like this

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>>562272620
Things are going well right now

>>562274416
noice

Why does everyone assume you're happy when you're just born?

>>562274530
because extrapolating backwards is the best we can do

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holy shit i'm bored

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>>562274176
Decided on it yet? Robin Williams an heroed just the other day if you need some motivation

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>>562272620

>>562273717
You should tell her that to strengthen your bond

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>>562274831

MODS MODS

>>562274615
This. If you remember being a fairly happy 12 year-old, and a very happy 6 year-old, there's no reason to think things were worse before.

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>>562272620

>>562274336
this would be me too

>>562274831
Underage b&
Faggot

>>562274530
Not old enough to know any better?

Ask a 2 year old if he is happy and his context is that scrapped knee from last week.
Most adults realize they had no real concept of unhappiness until roughly teen years.

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I don't want to live anymore.

>>562275215
why the shitty childhood?

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I´m from Spain. And you all niggers.

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shitty relationship and the subsequent breakup

>captcha less repayme

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tried to kill myself at 15, ended up in the hospital :^( mdd wont go away either and docs will only assign me meds for anxiety

So everyone here was an edgy,suicidal teenager.
Why are you all so depressed?
I'm on my phone so I can't draw,but if I could my happiness would never dip below 65....
Except maybe when people died,and for very brief periods of time

>>562274530

Ignorance is bliss

>>562275551
when you're a teenager you realize life sucks, after some years you get used to it/embrace it. Or at least should

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>>562272620
2 years - finally learned to quit shitting myself
6 years - parents divorced, dad got custody
8 years - dad remarried! i've always wanted an old brother!
8.2 years - dad's second wife and family are a bunch of wankers
12 years - quality of life steadily declining due to horrible family
12.1 years - discovered fapping
14 years - novelty of fapping has worn off, but still feelsgoodman
18 years - i'm finally an adult
24 years - being an adult sucks.
24.1 years - discovered weed
24.11 years - discovers fapping on weed"weed whacking")
i think it's safe to say that life only goes downhill from here.

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Best Ican do is graph how well my years have been. Pretty sure that's not the definition of happiness.

>>562275775
Its not life,its hormones.
Why did I never feel the urge to kill myself? I never had many friends,and haven't had the best life,but I never was really depressed,and always understood everything is good.
Maybe its because I realised at about 12 that I have everything I want?I remember not being able to decide what I want for my birthday because I never needed much.

>>562276158

Yeah, 12 is a shitty time in life. I feel you /b/ro

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>>562276158
Faggot.
Why are you depressed?
What could possibly make a 14y/o so fucking depressed? Did your whole fucking family die?

>>562272620
Happy as a kid, then moved from eastern europe to germany when the borders opened. Somewhat happy time in the beginning, then my sister and i could not go to same school which made me sad. Found out school isn't that bad and i made new friends. When i had friends we moved to another city. Just when things got better, puberty hit me and i had bad skin, started growing late and so on.
Only when i got 16 it got better and parties and stuff started and i got a bit popular, first gf, first sex... then gf broke up, best friend i had in those days killed himself while on drugs. worst time of my life. met a girl with 20 but she was a stupid bitch. still stayed with her till 24, just because. left her and had new girl a month later. she gave me confidence back to finish a college degree. 3 months ago i got a great job. and that's all.

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>>562272620

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>>562276425
oh well and seems i forgot the pic

>>562275868
Ouch, cut myself on that edge.

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>>562276336
not 14, or depressed or even mildly sad. i don't even know why i made it. life's great.

>>562274416
this one made me laugh

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>>562272620
Something like this

>>562273717

I admire you for not being a pussy bitch trying to get guys to feel sorry for.

good luck anon

>>562276680
Okay then.
Still, ITT:edgy depressed teenagers.

>>562274192
same here

>>562276250
not gonna disagree with that continuation

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y=-5x+100

>>562276250
kek

not gonna oc but will work i guess sci

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Hopefully the mizzles won't follow us then

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janizzles

>>562276080
Depression is a weird experience
I've always had everything I could possibly want, was never really hated by many people, had a couple close friends, great family, etc. yet I still ended up being sad a lot and wanting to off myself a couple times.
At first it was just sadness and I was like "Oh I'm just havin a bad stretch here it'll pass" and it never did.
Started thinking about death and suicide a lot, at first it was just sorta thoughts but the more they came to mind the better suicide started sounding to me, which was the point where I decided I should probably discuss it with someone before I go off the deep end.

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>>562276954
right on
>>562276981
but they would kill these beautiful graphs D:

who is sci anyways

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0-12: Had an AMAZING childhood. Great family, lots of freedom, had sex at 12 with neighborhood girl named Taylor who initiated it, life was really good.

13-15: Life started to suck a lot more. Taylor moves away 70 miles north and we never talk to each other again. Best friends I always hung out with move away as well. I become more shy as 7th-9th grade is a bitch.

16-17: Social confidence builds back up. Have way more friends again, popular kid in high school, grades are decent but not great. Feels good man.

18 (Now): It's been hard lately. No friends, moved to Seattle and it's the summer right before I go to college. Been trying to lose some weight to try to look good, general anxiety of going away to school, etc.

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>>562277184
scientist is scientist

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>>562277147
They don't seem to care, at least once we push a thread beyond redemption

>>562276161
Went to a Southern Christian Baptist "school", one room k-12. Once got in trouble for laughing out lound when the "teacher" said "Poe would have been better if he had Jesus in his life."

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>>562277270
no like before that

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Everything will be ok /b/ros.

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>first memories not happy
>4 years old told mom I want to die already
>5y.o. School starts. I love school.
>5 - 10y.o. All kids are equal. Boys and girls it doesn't matter. "I'm going to grow to be an awesome person!"
>Puberty strikes. Wait we are different and I don't like where this is going.
>12 - 25 are the worst years ever.
>25 and above. Fuck it man. Lets do this. Being sad doesn't change anything.

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>>562277348
just some miscellaneous anon, although i tripfagged on /mu/ a but as well before here

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>>562272620
elementary school + high school was terrible

last year of high school finally got my first gf

first two years of university was the best time of my life

now, third year of uni, feel like shit, depressed, no self confidence, procrastinating all the time...

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>>562274915
>>562274915
>>562274915
>>562274915
>>562274915

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I'm an emotional roller coaster, but I don't talk about my feelings to others.

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haha, all these losers not just deciding to be 100

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>>562278336
Yeah it's like they can't even afford a constant supply of morphine

>inb4 Bane jokes

>>562278336
yeah how dare they age linearly starting from zero years old

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>>562272620
This sums it up pretty accurately. I'm currently almost 34.

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yup
Mostly issues with father, step dad, "friends" and relationships. Fuck people, man.

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>/b/ doesn't make me happy
>unless there's a good thred
>unlike this one

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I know I'm a faggot for only being with one woman, but I'm a happy faggot.

>>562278984

Sick burn.

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>>562272620

>>562276158
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Seeing a pretty common trend here.

>>562278825
Explaining my own.

Things are great until we go to school. Then everything goes to shit.

Followed by year of depression from 21 onward. Dropped out of college and fucked around during my 20s.

That was also how it was for me. I didn't recover until I decided to go back to college at 31. Feeling much better now.

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>>562272620

>>562279220

Everything will be ok, anon. It's all about baby steps towards a more productive, outgoing lifestyle while maintaining the progress you've made previously. Start cycling every once in a while to clear your head and improve your health. Go out of your comfort zone once a week to talk to someone new.

Take care,
Robbie Williams

>>562279074
You win at life. Until she divorces you and takes everything away from you. Here's hoping your kids grow up before it happens.

>>562274416
sensibly chuckled

>>562279074
>Having a girl
I'm so fucking sorry.

>>562276250
wp anon

>>562275083
;_;

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what am I doing with my life guys

>>562274416
blew some air through my noise m80

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Life used to be good.

>>562279926
reverse aging apparently

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Didn't know I can get feels from looking at fucking graphs. Jesus fuck /b/. It's like I'm back in geometry

>>562279926
Benjamin?

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Life started well, not much more to say. Happiness went down to normal levels as I aged, not much to say but middle school blues. High school starts, my friends get old enough with me to actually have fun (fireworks, pot, drinking, partying generally).

Turn 16, get girlfriend, get sex. She's a psychopath with alcoholic parents, start drinking with them a lot. Dad get's sick with crohn's disease (bad flare up), I find out I have Crohn's disease, but it's mild. Shitty time.

Girlfriend cheats, dump her ass (I fuck and chucked her). Her good friend is a 7-8/10, dancer's legs and ass with DD's. Also, really chill and thought I was a messiah. Fixed the problems in her life (poor self image, parents in failing marriage, no confidence). She dates me, becomes the beautiful person she wanted to be.

Life is fantastic. Have great friends, great girlfriend, family is doing alright, though money's a bit tighter than I would have hoped. Go to college, first semester goes great, girlfriend and I had barely had a fight in a full year of relationship at this point.

Winter break comes. Dad is noticeably sicker, mom has been overspending, sister has cocaine addiction. Got through it thanks to friends and girlfriend.

Not resting from taking care of family winter break kills me. "Mild" Crohn's disease turns severe. 12 bathroom trips a day, hospital visits during semester, missed classes. Right before finals week, girlfriend calls. She cheated on me and is now dating new guy from her university. Dumped me because I got sick and she didn't want to date a leper.

Fail one class, do meh in others (2 B's and C). Forced to leave school (I can't dorm anymore with Crohn's). Go home to find dad sicker than me, sister now addicted to heroin, family bleeding money.

Now ex-girlfriend is clingy, and I'm still in love. Spend whole summer caring for her like girlfriend, sex included. Be taking care of two other mentally ill friends.

>>562280037
>graphs
>geometry

Stay in school, kids.

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The sky is the limit. My childhood sucked but I think I am almost over it.

>>562279557
Doesn't seem like something I'll need to worry about.

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>>562272620
fo shizzel

>>562280164
It would be nice. You'll be in the minority if it's true. Most marriages fail now-a-days.

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>>562272620
Thought about ending it, but then university, liquor, and women.

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>>562280403

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Well this thread made me baww.

>>562280683

:( goddamnit anon, i was rooting for you

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>>562280085
To continue (I know none of you care, but venting helps a bit)

Ex girlfriend drops me out of the blue once school is two weeks away. Just ceases conversation with me, days after telling me that her boyfriend MAY have chlamydia and I MAY need to get tested.

Dad is sicker and sicker. He's main income, also my role model for surviving with Crohn's. Sister is getting deeper into the spiral. Mom is spending faster than I can put money into her account.

Just found out that I am too ill to attend university in the fall, may need colostomy at the age of 19. /b/, I can't think of a good reason to stay alive. I just don't care anymore. My family is crushing me, my friends aren't doing anything to help, my love ditched me from some 2 bit douche after I built who she is as a person, gave her confidence, showed her what she loves now.

On top of that, I'm about to lose my colon at the age of 19. I can't be promised a long life at all. I've tried, I'll admit not fully seriously, suicide twice. Pills. Came close once, but threw up too much from crohn's. I'll probably go the robin williams route with slitting my wrists and a belt as a noose. I don't have the money for a helium tank even. So if I do kill myself before I come back to /b/, thanks for being around to give me a laugh when I needed one, always. I've been posting on here since 2008 (yeah yeah underage fuck you I'm 19 now), and /b/ has never failed me, no matter how shit we are.

Pic related, shit like that made me chuckle years ago, still does now.

>>562280283
Haven't had any heated arguments yet. Normally it's financial shit that breaks a family apart, thankfully, we both make good money, and I'm amazing at managing my budget because my family was poor as fuck when I was in HS.

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>>562272620
something like this

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>>562272620

>>562280954

thanks for showing which way time goes, faggot

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>>562281070

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>>562281048
you place too much importance on relationships.,

>>562280683

Holy shit dude dang that hurt even me
hang in there /b/rother

>>562281146
Best of luck on your next marriage anon.

>>562280489
was that supposed to mean?

>>562281345
depends, did you accidentally?

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>>562272620

>>562281070
u must have been one bi-polar mother fucker who is now figuring yourself out at the age of 40

>>562281276
first one was first love. but second was just fun, still slowly crawling up in happiness

>>562281401
I accidentally a gf, that explains the +100

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Life accepted as complete and irrevocable failure at 20.
Attempted suicide once.

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I have EPP, props if you know what that is.

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man, didn't realize my life had so many ups and downs.

Fuck this chart

>>562281892

dat dirac delta function tho

>>562281892
Youve only had sex twice?

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>>562280085
>Life started well, not much more to say. Happiness went down to normal levels as I aged, not much to say but middle school blues. High school starts, my friends get old enough with me to actually have fun (fireworks, pot, drinking, partying generally).
>
>Turn 16, get girlfriend, get sex. She's a psychopath with alcoholic parents, start drinking with them a lot. Dad get's sick with crohn's disease (bad flare up), I find out I have Crohn's disease, but it's mild. Shitty time.
>
>Girlfriend cheats, dump her ass (I fuck and chucked her). Her good friend is a 7-8/10, dancer's legs and ass with DD's. Also, really chill and thought I was a messiah. Fixed the problems in her life (poor self image, parents in failing marriage, no confidence). She dates me, becomes the beautiful person she wanted to be.
>
>Life is fantastic. Have great friends, great girlfriend, family is doing alright, though money's a bit tighter than I would have hoped. Go to college, first semester goes great, girlfriend and I had barely had a fight in a full year of relationship at this point.
>
>Winter break comes. Dad is noticeably sicker, mom has been overspending, sister has cocaine addiction. Got through it thanks to friends and girlfriend.
>
>Not resting from taking care of family winter break kills me. "Mild" Crohn's disease turns severe. 12 bathroom trips a day, hospital visits during semester, missed classes. Right before finals week, girlfriend calls. She cheated on me and is now dating new guy from her university. Dumped me because I got sick and she didn't want to date a leper.
>
>Fail one class, do meh in others (2 B's and C). Forced to leave school (I can't dorm anymore with Crohn's). Go home to find dad sicker than me, sister now addicted to heroin, family bleeding money.
>
>Now ex-girlfriend is clingy, and I'm still in love. Spend whole summer caring for her like girlfriend, sex included. Be taking care of two other mentally ill friends.

>>562280836

>>562282172

an hero now. kthx

>>562282143

I should've put at 8 and 13, two other impulses. When I met the guitar, and when I had my first electric guitar respectively.
First one I met my first band.
Second one, I bought lots of nice stuff for my guitar.

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>>562272620

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Something along these lines I suppose. In retrospect I'm glad I never did buy that rope.

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Pretty sad. At least I'm not dying I guess. But 24/7 foot pain with no job I can do right when I'm 18 is not fun

>>562282221
I only would have been happier if you posted gore in here. Or tits.

>>562283028
I do really hope you find happiness, anonymous.

>>562276025
I had a good laugh, man
good luck with future endeavors

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trying to make it back to 50

self-harm/depression since about 13, in a good relationship now but still feel the depression a lot

someone should superimpose all the serious replies onto one graph

ITT: /b/ in a nutshell - kids from ruined marriages, bullied at school, got trough tough separations and shit...
all of you are damaged in more than one way...
no happy anons around
neat!

>>562283178
If you haven't been happy, I hope you find it.
If you have, I hope you keep it.

Dammit, I've been holding everything together well. I didn't think a post on 4chan would push me over tonight. (I get it, I'm a fag, just like OP).

>>562282225
ya sure but idk how having a shit life makes me a hero?

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>>562272620

>>562284550
LOL aw
sorry mate

>>562284384
What's got a hold of you right now?

>>562284550
damn nigga

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>>562285124

Yaayy I'm rooting for you

>>562285164

tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>562285164
post nice boobies

>>562285164
getting your own apartment at 18 is awesome. What job do you have to allow for it?

>>562274623
kek'd

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>>562285678
I got my own apartment at 18 my dad pays for it though

>>562285481
>>562285604
Fuck off, newfags. she wasn't whoring

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>>562272620
me mom died when i was 15, thats the big drop

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>>562285678
I have a family with money.
And I don't really have choice cause I study somewhere far away from anyone I know.

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>start out happy, parents got divorced, dad got custody, psychotic and abusive
>he eventually got ECT and became a docile half-vegetable, round the same time get first gf, lose virginity (14), slightly happy
>gf end up being batshit crazy, tries to kill self/me several times
>break up with her, switch high schools, start some faggot band that made shit music with cool friends, drink beer (17)
>happiest time in life
>meet next gf--she ended up being batshit crazy too, faked pregnancies and tried killing self, faked having cancer, all to keep me with her
>worst time in life
>finally dumped her ass, whole uni hated me, she claims I raped her for two years, abandoned her with fake "cancer"
>meet new qt3.14 gf, start at new uni, got our own place and life is good except for our shitty roommate

>>562275323
>spain
>not a nigger

wtf.

>>562285836
This guy never implies she was
>>562285604

>>562285886
That's awesome though. Don't let the independence get to your head too much, obviously, but you seem like a bright person. Good luck with your studies!

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>>562272620

>>562286067
underage band

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>>562272620

>>562276917

so you are pretty sad now

>>562280146

kek

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>>562285604
>>562285481
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>>562286237
Thanks mate !

>>562282028

im curious

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>>562272620

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>>562287646

>>562285886
this dog is fuckin adorable
more info on that, never seen this breed
and them big blue eyes

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>>562272620

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First drop was feeling isolated in a new country, second was gradually worsening depression that saw me spend time in a mental hospital. Big upwards leap after that was getting my life back on track, then the drop down to 0 was cancer. And then remission, and a steady job, and meeting a great grill is that final one. Miscarriage is the newest slope.

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>>562288202
lel I'm a faggot
>hardcore pokemon inbreeding

>>562288078
I don't know I found it on a facebook page, it's the dog of someone who sent them a message. They post cute doge of the fans. They were just a little message like "Second time she's going to the park, she's really excited" or some shit like that.
Thought it would fit perfectly here cause her face is epic.

>>562288395
> her face is epic
man, tell me about it...
now I wanna get a dog again

>>562275739
>her
>drugs
right in the feels m8

>>562281602
This post is funnier than it should be.

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lives kool

>>562289352
:^)

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Thing a progresively getting shittier. Suicidal thoughts on the daily. Dateless, kissless virgin, only one friend that I think actually has a large amount of genuine concern for my well-being. Even she can be pretty bitchy, though I mostly blame my socially retarded self for that. Best part is that im hopelessly in love with her and not a single chance of ever being with her.

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>>562289352
sad cuz mom snapped my cod disk for swearing at her

>>562285841
Ok that's fucking sad.

>>562290290
better give up now before you bottom out

>most of you fuckers saying you were born happy

i don't even

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had a few downs but all in all cool, now its going down a little and i have to say 4chan is kind of part of it, the laughs are better than ever but its so cold around here idk how to explain

>>562290446
there was nothing to be sad about
all was joyful

>>562290484

not sure if troll or legit newfriend

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>>562272620

>>562290290
Can I meet you ? Or just talk with you ?

>>562290446
When you're a kid you don't see any problems in life usually, you just have so much things to discover. I mean, even butterflies are like tiny dragons, that's amazing.

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You can expect to see the vast majority of graphs slowly or sharply descend over time. It's a nostalgia effect. You remember a bit of the past, but not the entire circumstance. Looking back retrospectively, you see a situation in which you were completely happy, but in reality you were still equally as mentally unstable, just regarding different things.

Black is recorded, Red is projected.

>>562290652
naw not trollin
grab this http://dismagazine.com/dystopia/65372/jon-rafman-mainsqueeze/

>>562289954
yo shold stuff our penis in her ass & say "bith"

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i'm a girl btw

>>562291030
wait wtf you're a 14 y/o girl spending time on /b/
why

>>562291030
tits or gtfo. you know the rules

>>562291030
Shoe up ass, sharpie on head, and stamp on time or gtfo.

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Being a teenager was beyond shit.

>>562274831
holy shit thats hilarious thank you based janitor

>>562291242
How are you happy?
You're so fucking old.
You're almost 30, man.

>>562291151
Im 8 yo gilr
Pruf>>562289352
I like pink 2

>>562275307
I was waiting for this one!

we're really alike

we can talk

pls respond

Really this one's me

>>562276158
this graph dosent actually confirm underage its a joke based on shitty math we have no way of knowing where the line ends

>>562291305
I'm not a man first off. But everything just starts to make a bit more fucking sense as you get older. Used to be scared of ageing but now i'm kinda excited to see what other shit I learn.

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inb4 underage b&
the line does go to 18 ok.

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puberty hit me like the fist of an angry god.

>>562274831
kekekekek

>>562274831
>tfw someone a year older than you got banned for being underage

Feeling nervous...

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no hate pls guys

>>562291573
Do all old people have sticks rammed that far up their rears? Alright, SIR.

What makes sense though? Why does the thought of slowly rotting not make you uneasy? I get the learning thing, experience is awesome and it's like whole new worlds open up, but damn. What use is learning if I'm just going to turn into dust? What if I don't like raisin bran? I'd be terrible as an old person!

>>562274831
at first i was pleased with the mods for this ban but then
>>562276158
mods fail at extrapolation

>>562273186
apparently you're me a year from now. Good to see that it gets worse

>mfw when im not born yet

>>562291829
M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS M'ODS

>>562273186
How did you make the line so smooth?

>>562291997
please no, I'm pretty much 17 anyway :(

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>>562274831

>>562291995
>yfw no face yet
(made me kek xd)

>>562282570
If that's supposed to be a Nazi swastika, you drew it backwards...

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This is about right.

>>562291935
serisuly is the failure at extrapolation bothering anybody else

>>562291919
Haha, I was going for the i'm a female angle but Sir will do.

Everyone's going to die obviously, but between now and then awesome shit can happen, like exploring ways to connect with the world and people around you. I was bought up in a pretty cynical family and this is /b/ so believe me I don't take this lightly when I say, meditation is pretty cool guy and helpful. Hippy talk over.

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>>562272620

>>562275307
From the looks of it you are just having a bad year

>>562291561
>>562291935
>>562292325
welp i must be the only one that cares that an innocent man got baned

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the drop during preteens was due to severe OCD, after i cleared that up it was pretty norm from then on

>>562274416
LOL

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>>562272620

New thread
>>562291883

>>562291883

>>562291883

>>562291883

>>562291883

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It all started when I was 9.

>>562274336

Same for me

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Lost everything in a matter of days.

>>562292025

Beziers...

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>>562272620
fucked

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My life has been strained.

>>562292719
>matter of days
looks more like 4 years

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>>562272620
>2-8: cartoons, video games, fruitsnacks, not a care in the world.
>16: SEX!! YES!
>18-20: reality, work, no sex, depression, kill me. (gun in mouth)
>21: BOOZE!! kill me (gun still in mouth.)
>23-24: BOOZE AND SEX! WOO! (gun now pointed at niggers)

>>562292943
>contemplating suicide at 50/100
nigga what are you doing

>>562275739
Is me

>>562293048
Yeah, i should have made that lower. more like 20/100.

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That's it man, game over, man, game over...

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>>562272620
it could be worse

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I had a terrible childhood. My brothers always picked on me and I was beyond socially retarded at school so no one (justifiably) liked me. I had serious anxiety and was just terrible at everything. Almost overnight I just started accepting what was going on and started improving, to great success. Now I am at University doing what I want to do, and am away from my brothers. These days my youngest brother is fine, my older brother is acceptable and my oldest brother is still a massive asshole and always will be. Overall I am really satisfied with where my life is going.

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>>562292172
Dude are you dumb. It means power to the Jews

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fuck this shit

>>562292881
laughed out loud

>>562275868
Made me chuckle 6/10

>>562283004
>leave highschool to do online school
fucking kek you retard. Why the fuck would anyone do that?

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I'm always gonna have mental health issues, but right now I'm optimistic about the future, with £1.3k saved up and good job prospects when I graduate next year.

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my life so far (abridged)

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>Well.

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>>562292749

>>562274336
>highschool
>12
lolwut

>>562280403
MODZ

>>562292471
I care.

>>562279510
>shrekt.png

kek

>>562295359
5wvuVXJ+ cannot into extrapolation

>>562295002
Came out the closet at 18?

>>562295385
thanks anon

>>562273717
do what you have to but remember back when you were dumped the first time? You got through it and moved on with life. You certainly can again if it happens agian. I mean, do you really plan on letting someone else's emotions/feelings for you decide whether you live or die?

somebody start new thread and link it here