gentleman's corner How to Treat a Woman

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I didn`t know the sotry behind this set neither the source

>>562214221
moooorr

Classics....and gifs, how long you been gone

>>562216015
>>562214221
>>562215217
saurce pr0x

Sauce?

wonder when christy mack will appear on facial abuse

>>562214221
i can't help but to open the car door once at least. then if she doesn't say something like "haha that's so funny" i know i'm not meant to be with her. i can't pull that shit forever. i want a girl that can change a car tire without calling saying they're stranded.

i am alone, still. the last girl loved the door shit and didn't make fun. another memory.

i don't know how to treat a women, except for the respect i would like myself to be treated. not into the whole chivalry thing except to play with. when expected- no no nononononon.

i'm old though. i'm here. obviously going to be forever alone. nice a friend covered for me saying "he's good with kids" when playing with the kids at a party. truth is, i like hanging out with them because it's a distraction from having to deal with people and lightens up my life.

i tend to drunk hook-up and i'm not good with the whole relationship thing.. ugh. i feel bad because i thought i'd be married with kids like everyone else, but i'm not. i'm the one. the one who can't commit. i don't know how to treat a woman.

thanks, OP. was having a nice night alone doing laundry, listening to music, lurking 4chan. now reminded of my lack of significant other. fresh off of pushing a girl away that wanted to get closer.

>>562217141
sauuuurrceeee

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>>562217141
brutal

>>562217109
is this copy pasta?

>>562217565
I think that happened in one of the baltic states.

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>>562217706

>>562217706
is she fine?

>>562217141
dayyyyuuuuuumm

>>562217640
nope. just how i feel at the moment.

>>562217856
a bandaid should fix that right up

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she is so cute

As my girl tells me "You're not a nice guy, but you're a sweet man"
That's where you want to be.

>>562217843
this

>>562216527
top kek

>>562217706
always wanted to know source behind this

Saving all these for my Jezebel folder.

>>562216527
sauce plz

>>562218296
Its from some Lifetime movie.

>>562218173
wtf dude

Could any anon be so kind and tell me another source for facial abuse stuff. Can't torrent that shit anymore for reasons.

>>562218173
what a douche bag. storee?

>>562218173
i would rip that fucking kid's heart out and take a bite of it

>>562218775
I LOVE IT!

>>562218775
I gagged

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>>562217141
>bitch smashes bottle against dudes head
>no reaction

>bitch gets rekt
>hurr durr she was a beaut eh gotta keep that head up eh

>>562218775
really makes you wonder what happened in her life that led her to do that.

>>562219076
yeah that little girl looked like a cunt

jesus. someone post something i dont already have?

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>>562218931

>>562219173
asking for it

>>562219164
daddy, or a lack of one

>>562215006
sauce? got me hard

>>562214221
treat a women like dirt and get her wet and she will stick to you like mud

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anyone got the one where the girl is getting slapped, she starts crying, and the guy holds her tenderly cause he feels bad for her?

>>562218775
he pee pee'd in her mouth

>>562215006
Fuck this one. She dies at the end.

>>562218775
ayy lmao

>>562219656
Is she kill?

>>562219656
Brutal. sauce?

>>562219656
Too far

>>562219919
no it cuts after he comforts her, its a short gif

>>562216527

Ralphs bag? Seriously? Lost it right there.

>>562219346
please explain how i was being edgy you moron.

>>562219693
she looks like she is enjoying it.

>>562220591
that`s the best one of my folder!

>>562220591
looks like she was asking for it

try this you sick fucks
http://www.xvideos.com/video1919256/cody_lane_the_blue_room_

>>562220591
fake

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>>562219693
>mfw she pukes

>>562220591
In what movie does Casey Affleck beat the piss out of Jessica Alba? And why haven't I seen it yet?

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>>562220591
The Killer Inside

that movie was gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>562220961
I've seen it before. It's pretty good. Only downside is that they let a homeless man on the set.

>>562220994
Yea it's from a movie you idiot

>>562221084
>http://www.xvideos.com/video1919256/cody_lane_the_blue_room_
the killer inside me

>>562220961
Any more like dis?

>>562218775
wow she drank it all like a champ

>>562219141
Girls being assholes: hurr durr fuck female bitches
Guys being assholes: hurr durr stupid ape males

> 2014
> Blaming the whole gender
> Not blaming Assholes and bastards no matter gender, age or nationality.

>>562220961
pretty tame.

>>562221123
>>562221343
thank you based anons

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>>562221540
femanon detected

>>562214315
>>562214457
>>562214624
sauce plzz

>>562219392
This was a video that use to be on xvideos but they had to take it down because "crying girl"

This was a very good video, anyone know where to find it?

>>562221584
makes me sad every time

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>>562221303
really?

>>562221540
Women are irrational. If you can't admit that, get the fuck out.

>>562220202
Thank god

>>562218060
xvideos.com/video4077847/danish_blonde_throatfuck_facefuck

>>562215562
Skillz

>>562221839
>Iwasonlypretengingtoberetarded.jpg

>>562218915
sauce

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>>562221835

could watch this loop forever

>>562222342
I still never understood this video..

>>562222570
aaaaand the thead is dead now. Thanks asshole.

It's been a pleasure, gentlemen.

>>562222570
heeeeeeree we go

>>562222570
inb4 404

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>>562222570

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>>562215103
I wish I could find the sauce on this one. And the one I'm posting.

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>>562222570

MODS INCOMING

>>562222570
i give it 3 minutes

>>562222570
gonna miss this thread

>>562222342
Is that Pussy Riot?

>>562222570
This is why we can't have nice things

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>>562222570

>>562218173
kanker nederland

>>562214624
no mas?

>>562218173
I would say inb4 white knights but..

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>>562222570
I accidentally came to this...

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>>562222570
>Dog in backround
Jesus fuck man

>>562223112

you a pedo now

>>562223112
"accidentally"

>>562215562
Do we have a source on this?

>>562223112
Enjoy prison

>>562215892
bitch honestly got mad lol

>>562222820
Powershotz.com

You're welcome

>>562223482
Kek

>>562222962
>>562222919
>>562222862
>>562222795
what was it?

>>562222734
>>562222707

>>562219076
get a load of this guy

>>562223805
really bad bait. cold pizza.

>>562223805
some control panel

>>562223805
cheese pizza

>>562222342
God bless Cossacks.

>>562223805
cp

>>562223883
fuck yeah

captcha: oatbyt sinfulness

>>562224449
>>562224438
>>562224404
what did it show im curious

>>562224397
name of video please?

>>562221584

>HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

kek'd at the vid of this

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>>562224438
Agreed bless him

>>562224692
pornographic image of a child

>>562224692
hello fbi

>>562216390
this scene made me want to rape a woman's ass ever since

>>562222298
sauce for me bro

>>562221584
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>562221696
fug lol

>>562224692

a compound hunting bow and a retreiver

>>562222298
>>562225018

wait nvm

>>562214221
anyone that does this shit is a fucking disgrace
>inb4 whiteknight, you virgins

>>562225014
sauuurrceeee pl0000xx dude wtf

>>562215217
donkey punch! by jm productions. a fine feature film

>>562225014
forgot where i saw the actual video, but he asks her for her number then just socks her. think they're playing "the knock out game"

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>>562225270
beat a woman = jew level evil

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feminists pls go

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>>562214221

I used toi fuck my ex-wife in the ass. She'd cry every time, but her pussy would be shooting gushers. Fucking cunts are nothing better tha sperm catchers.

>>562223703
Thank you anon!

>>562218883
Please guys? Or at least a better place for this kinda shit. Mless sucks shit.

Can anyone post that one with the girl gagging on a 2 ft dildo rammed down her throat?

>>562214753

inb4 sauce

http://www.redtube.com/275916

>>562221696
more please

>>562214624
Brother and sister,
They agreed on making out for science, but well gif

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>>562220591
is this the clip with christy macky that everyones talking about?

>>562218775
It was only a matter of time, HowToBasic...

http://xhamster.com/movies/399770/submissive_girl_hard.html

One of my favorites. Brandon Iron and some whore named Chloe from Meatholes 2.

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>>562226156

>>562218775
sauce??

>>562219120
beep beep, newfag explosederred

>>562225794
legit rape
>still slightly feel like she deserved it

>>562220345
looks like Jessica Alba

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>>562226357

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>>562226645

>>562226586
background?

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>>562226760

Need sauce for school purposes

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thought this thread was supposed to be about how to.... and it.. no surprise.. just though maybe we could have a conversation about what girls expectations are these days.

how do you feel about the opening door thing?
how do you settle the check at dinner?

>>562215217
This is fucking hilarious.

>>562226309
hahahaha, spilled my home squeezed lemonade

>>562226258
Really??? Idc that's what I will believe now

>>562226923
me, as i said, open the door and hopefully get a chuckle and it would lead on to how she doesn't need that.

the check- i think split it if.

>>562226923
>>562227297
terrible b8 1/10, made me reply

>>562225325
Alex Devine on her experience filming her Donkey Punch scene:

Ok, I am finally going to reply to this.... DONKEY PUNCH was the most brutal, depressing, scarey scene that I have ever done. I have tried to block it out from my memory due to the severe abuse I recieved during the filming. I had been made to believe that the scene was going to be more sex, penetration, and rough as opposed to being 'beat up' with a few penetrations. The guy, Steve French has a natural hatred towards women in the sense that he has always been known to be more brutal than EVER needed. I agreed to do the scene thinking it was less beating, except the 'punch' in the head. If you noticed, steve had worn his solid gold ring the entire time, and continued to punch me with it. I actually stopped the scene while it was being filmed because I was in too much pain. I begged for him to remove the ring but he refused. That almost made me walk off the set and say 'fuck it'. I sucked it up and wanted to finish so i would be paid. Witht he ring on his hand still, we continued the scene. **Now i am not sure how much you all know about me, but I have had some major surgeries on my head. One was on the lower back right of my skull.... The doctor never replaced the bone there because it grows back on its own. It had been several years since that surgery, and i now have grown a strong cartilage in place of my missing bone.

1/2

>>562216243

Since when does Annie Cruz not accept anal?

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>>562226923
What`s your one expiriance?
(not the shit that your parents and ohter peolpe teaches you)

>>562227602
I had specifically explained that Steve could not hit that spot, and that anywhere else on my head was fine. I explained this to him as well, showing him on my head the places. He acknowledged the request of mine. As the pop happened he punched me several times in the head. Exactly where he was told not to. He did it with the ring on too. *you can hear me scream in pain 'wrong side! ow, ow, wrong side!' in the movie and trailer. I had to re-do the pop shot/donkey punch for 'better footage' while in pain, and he wore the damn ring again. At the end of my scene they had me sit on the couch with the directors and explain that I was ok and was willing to do the scene. I was in tears I sincerely hope that no one enjoys that scene. I want to cry when I think about it.

>>562221584
that guy is my hero

>>562227813
>I sincerely hope that no one enjoys that scene. I want to cry when I think about it.
LOL

>>562215446
>>562215659

SAUCE! please!

>>562220591
How fucking weak is Casey Affleck?

>>562227813
Wow what a stupid whore

>>562218173
short dude is mad due to small penis
>picks on short girl
>he gets rekt
>cries about it

>>562228367
chaos

>>562214221
I accidentally pulled my girlfriends hair too hard one time during sex and I almost cried.

>>562227813
>I was in tears I sincerely hope that no one enjoys that scene. I want to cry when I think about it

That's just going to make people enjoy it more.

>>562218428
(Y)

>>562228367
there are several movie named chaos
it`s this one

imdb . com/title/tt0405977/

>>562225617
Come on you fuckers help a /b/ro out.
>pls respond

>>562218173
This guy couldn't even take down a 5 ft, glasses-wearing girl.

>>562218296
it's from a horror movie called "Frayed" - caught it on Netflix - weak movie, but that scene is actually impressive

>>562218173
i hate sucker punching lowlifes. this fag comes up with a group of his buddies, and leg sweeps a chick from behind... real fucking beta.

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>>562218883
TMZ or Twitter

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>>562227508
really.. i'm kinda serious. i seem to do well with married girls, one of them a great friend's wife- we're still friends, they're not still married.

I'm older, and have been dating a few mid 20s girls, and was curious what general expectations were for the generation. i'm 42. i've dated older women, and now seem to be hooking up with younger girls. nothing lasts anyway because i seem to have a fear of commitment.

the older girls seem to want to door opened, etc. like 10 years older than me. the younger girls i've dated don't seem to care- i like that!

anyway.. maybe someday i'll meet that girl that rocks my world that i can put up with. i always warn that i enjoy being alone.

>>562219656
http://efukt.com/20967_The_Most_Gentle_Breakdown_Ever.html

>>562226357
he's doing it wrong. hand needs to be on the other side of her head for better grip and control.

now it's lame

>>562218173

I don't get it. Where's the funny?

>>562226923
I open the door for anyone. Boy or girl, it's just polite.

>>562216527
She had just recently found out she was pregnant. Morning sickness combined with gag reflex=no bueno.

>>562229962
nice face but that's it

>>562223703
>562223703

but which one is it?

>>562218173
lol is b still white knighting for this bitch?

>>562214315
>>562214457
>>562214624

Has anyone found the actual video these gifts were made from yet?

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>>562231221
how about car doors? i agree that opening a door is generally polite.

one older girl i dated would not have it any other way. wtf.. i put up with it for the 4 months we dated. her blow jobs made up for it!

i should just go gay. got my hair cut a couple weeks ago by a guy for the first time since i was a kid. pretty sure he was gay-flirting. i like when the girls rub their legs on my arm. first time i felt a penis.

hmm. maybe that's why i haven't settled with a girl. guise!! i'm a faggot! oh well. i still like girls.

>>562218775
sauce i need souse NOAW

>>562223630
Sauce? image search turned up nothing definitive.

>>562220961
masterpiece

>>562226546
>>562233112
sick fucking sadists.

>>562231754
nice face + ua

>>562225518
What's the story on this I've seen this gif a lot

What Site is that? That shit is sweet.

"The Harlem Struggle" boys

>>562225014
nignogs gon nigg

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>>562233460
problem faggot?

>>562217141

That kick to the chin at the end rekt her shit.

>>562217917

Did all the white people riot and loot stores and shit after that nigger cop brutalized her?

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contribootering

>>562233016
Um, well congratulations, but to answer your question: Nah man, they can open it themselves. It's out of my way most of the time.

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I scrolled through this thread ignoring most of the .gifs the first time, only because I was searching for the imminent feminist comment/thread jack. Not a single one. Not even b8.

Some of my faith in /b/ has been restored. Well done gents.

>>562235843
ive always seen this and wondered, but is there a sauce or story to this? And the other one thats similar but on a tire instead.

>>562219624
how the fuck does shit like get you hard??

>>562229797
kek

>>562215562
>>562223334
https://xhamster.com/movies/1937812/bubble_blowing_sloppy_deepthroating.html

This hit 482 of my 500 triggers. Thanks guys

>>562237367
fyi there was cp+bestiallity

>>562214221
Someone has to have a facial abuse compilation or something?

>>562237367
>>562237367
what is a trigger

>>562238505
are you new?

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>>562235887
thank you, thank you (taking a bow)

i'm just such a special snowflake. oh me.. haha

cheers. i'm off to retrieve some food from the oven.

>>562216718
>niggers

>>562239235
Whatcha cookin'?

>>562220591
What a miscast, he looks nothing like chris brown

>>562217109
Too bad nigga, she fucking me now.

>>562221696
I thought women weren't supposed to prepare sushi

>>562238089
Anyone?

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>>562240031
Chicken. Some tomato sliced on the side. Post from phone. Hope it's good- might have dumped too much salt and stuff.

>>562241204
Looks tasty enough to me! I haven't had anything to eat in 11 hours so you just made me even more hungry

>>562229162
Maybe she's lying to increase sales. Porn stars aren't all dumb.

>>562225579
thats pretty edgy m8

>>562226314
Kek

>>562223221
Was it CP

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>>562226923
I open the door for everyone but especially females.
if i asked them on a date i pay, if they asked me i am still prepared to pay.

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>>562241543
I get bags of individualy packed chicken and salmon. End up freezing them and taking a couple out for a meal. Works out well. Used to eat out every night. Not fast food, but restaurant with a bar. It got kinda expensive. Now cook something almost every night.

ask war machine

>>562216527
Toppest of keks

>>562245208
it's like a mullet for cars

>>562221584

Fucking white knights to her rescue immediately.

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>>562243360
Quite the gentleman!

One time I went on a first date and the bill was pretty big- somewhere she picked. I was hoping she would offer to split. Nope. I hate to look at it in terms of a balance, but I do. I spent a lot more in that relationship and escaped just before she would need help moving to her new house.

I do hope to one day meet a girl that can put up with me. As long as I can put up with her, all will be good.

Eventually share a house and enjoy our companionship without cuddling all the time. I do enjoy cuddling- but not texting all day and cuddling all night. Ugh. like totally pukerama. Gag me with a spoon for sure.

>>562216146
Sauce please?

>>562214221
Thanks /b/
Needed this. It's 5:49am here and my Mum just came home and shouted the house down for leaving a frying pan on the oven. I left it on the oven so the oil could be used again.

>>562248123
I do that all the time. Next day it's good to go. I just switched to peanut oil for frying and it holds up very well for multiple fry-fests

>>562225270
>It doesn't matter if it's consensual
White knight is the perfect thing to describe you, now gtfo.

>>562225518
Found the christy mack vid

>>562225270
>implying it isnt the women who let this happen who are scum
back to reddit with you

>>562216146
c'mon image search aint turining anything up guys. Sauce?

>>562233641
Russian pimp beating his girlfriend that refuses to do porn

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>>562218775
is that what made Chloe act all weird when she was around Jack?

>>562249310
She didn't like the smell and our argument brought up some other bullshit.

>>562221919
>implying everything the boys of /b/ say is rational

Oops. I thought OP wanted to discuss how to treat a woman. The image was not to imply how to, but just a humorous example of how terribly some do.

I assume the girl in the clip could have walked away if she didn't feel the compensation for her submission wasn't worth it. Jeez, fill me in, are these really runaways that have nowhere to go that are humiliated on camera for money and have no alternatives? Yikes. I thought it was acting.

I take it for granted that I enjoy walking in the woods/forest alone and not worry about being assaulted.

>>562220591
>>562220591

War_Machine_X_Christy_Mack.webm

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>>562218173
I had a boner for abusing women...then i saw this. This is SO not cash

>>562252390
an yet again google reverse image search returns nothing. Sauce nigga?