reminder: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
FIRST
toasting in a mod bread
Robin Williams just died, have some respect homo.
>>562020810
here we go...
Fuck off.
>>562020886
great job! you are now a mod
>>562020810
Hey mod, can you make this a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiU6trQucc
Here###
gay
wut
is that a new meme ? :^)
Gentlemen.
>>562020964
Thank you my good lord.
moment of silence for robin williams and christy mack
>>562020964
Hi mod, how are you on this fine day?
GOD BLESS KING ROBIN!!! KING ROBIN WILLIAMS!
hi mod can I have a hug
mods are shit.
http://strawpoll.me/2322239
Vote for CJ faggots!
>>562020964
c-can I be mod
I'll give you this picture of a bear
I prefer regular
>>562020810
>Be bored.
>go to m4m section of classified on cragislist.
>set up ad claiming to perform services for a donation
>get a bite.
>Tell him to meet me in front of apartment complex
>But not my complex.
>>562021160
can you make an epic spiderman meme with this on it pls : ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562020810
???????? Drink the Water????????
>>562020810
Oh you right mod man. I forgot my bird in the grass, how could I be so stupid.
>>562020810
>inb4 ban
Buttporn
>>562021160
>>562020810
mods a shit
reminder that mods will always have time to be faggots even when you dont want them to
>>562021239
>>562021219
only v& allowed
O based mod, could you please ban everyone in this thread for the rest of time? Thanks.
robbie williams just died show some respect.
>>562020810
WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY IS THIS!!!
FAG MOD DETECTED
nice try making a new maymay, shitter
shit nigga damn
??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562020810
hows british poop inlander?
>>562021228
>He arrives
>Put on my best faggot act.
>Tell him to cover the donation before we go in.
>Hands me $300
>The moment the money is my hand i turn around and run
>turn around enough to yell faggot
>he is running after me
>ohshitnigga
>i pull out my knife
pic related. pretty generic model. I'm sure lots of other anons have this knife.
>How much do you want this money bitch!?
>He backs off, scared
>i run off to my car parked two streets away and dip home
>laugh all the way listening to my jams
I pull this stunt twice or three times a month around my city. Easy money, i recommend it.
his name was robin williams.
just passing through
>>562020886
Ya blew it.
>>562021175
>???
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Fix'd. cool, robot, modface.
Will you ban the Heaven ID plz
>>562021239
replieng to mod
GO TAKE CARE OF TRAP THREADS ASSFUCK
hmm whats even going on here
>>562020810
>>562021239
Faggot
wow
>>562021239
>>562021239
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*spiderman meme*
>>562020964
am i a meme now?
>>562021160
>>562020810
mod what do you prefer, ayy lmao or micromeme?
Fuck my asshole Mr.MOD! Bring moot along with you. I want his gay cock smegma all over my face!
DUBS GET IN THE POWER OF GOD BITCHES
>>562021557
thanks
>>562020810
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
sdfds ??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562020810
>>562020964
>>562021239
Hey mod
Your waifu a shit
>mentlegen
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?
>>562020810
FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT NO ONE LIKES YOU FUCK MOOT AND FUCK YOU
hi
>>562020810
Hi
>>562020964
I want to be a mod i'll give you this funny picture
reminder that money did not change hands with the creation of this thread
>>562021239
mods can't ban me if I don't post on this bread
robins williams just died too fucking soon whore
posting
>>562021689
can I have a hug please
>>562020810
Ya winnin mods?
>>562021689
make a robin sticky mod
>>562021813
*hugs*
>>562020810
mods=gosa
>>562020810
roll
>>562021689
>mfw even mods have to wait a minute before they can post again
>>562021857
ur a faget lol
>>562021851
this
was anyone else's captcha a picture of a tea cup and nothing else
>>562021517
Seriously on the trap threads
I know everyone likes them
But noone likes them.
>>562021689
give hug pls
so i herd u liek big sacks mod
>>562020810
Is this your waifu?
>>562021857
(? ?? ?? ??)? do you even donger, mod?
>>562021857
hug me too pls
Wow, a mod on /b/, that's weird.
allah akbar
>>562021857
ITT: mods being pleasant and (relatively) funny
Mr. Mod Man, is sand a meme?
?????? ???
?
??
>>562022070
>>562022012
*hugs*
[hug limit reached]
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT REDDITOR MOD.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTED.
DO YOUR JOB AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CUNT.
>>562021857
holy shit the ghost of robin williams has possessed a mod account
>>562022205
Ha gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>562021857
I wub you mister fwuffy mod *nuzzles*
even my captcha loves you :3
>>562020810
STOP DELETING MY POSTS ABOUT -insert buzzword here- ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562021857
Mod will look like Christy Mack when Moot finds out and bitchslaps him.
>>562020810
GODDAMNIT MOD YOU THE STUPIDEST FUCKING CUNT I HAVE EVER SEEN GTFO
>>562022205
Kiss me
>>562022205
Turn me into mod pls...
>>562022189
?
??
If 9 i get mod for a week
>>562022205
What is your favorite superhero?
Mine is Nightcrawler
>>562020927
jesus christ is the entire world supposed to morn his death? i can't get that emotional about someone i've never met. Going about your day isn't fucking disrespect.
>>562022205
finger my ass mod? plz
>>562022363
*kiss*
[physical interaction limit reached]
>>562021857
Do you even triforce, newfag?
>>562020810
I love you [s4s] mod.
>>562022205
Mods should post more, It's like a noble among peasants. Following this analogy, M00T is still a fagget.
>>562021239
Ban me you stupid fucking faggot I dare you. I've spent 4 years on this gay site and I've had enough with the incessant cancer.
>>562022387
sorry just reached limit for physical interactions
>>562022380
freakazoid
>>562022414
MAKE A ROBIN STICKY YOU FUCK
>>562022414
Faggot.
>>562020810
do another straw poll
>>562020810
ban me please if you ban me i will go back to cshool get a job and better my life save me mr mod
Boasting in mod's cred
>>562022205
ITT: mods being fucking faggots
AWOOOOOOO
>>562022509
Can you blow me a kiss then?
pls mod bless my ortism
???????????????????????????????????
>>562022414
>tfw no more mod love
>>562022414
bring robin back mod?
RIP IN peace obbin wiliaker
>>562022509
mods a shit
>>562022509
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT REDDITOR MOD.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTED.
DO YOUR JOB AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CUNT.
>>562022508
4 years? Talk to me after 20 years of this site, then come back and complain
>>562020810
>>562021239
Oh I see, is today be a massive faggot day?
>>562022509
What do you think of mr robon willis committing an-heroy?
>>562021857
mod can i ask you a few questions?
why are you such a fucking faggot?
why are all mods such fucking faggots?
how many times did you need to suck moots dick to become a mod?
>>562022509
may I ejaculate upon your face
>>562022509
now that you made me a mod, how can i use my powers and kick fags and sjw?
>>562020810
Fuck I wish you were here
>>562020810
Roll
>>562022509
tits or ass, mister mod?
>>562022509
can i touch your ass? pls
ching wang dung duk-gong cho
>>562022509
where is m00t summon him plz
>>562020810
fag hero
>>562022205
thanks bby
>>562020810
Fuck off attention whore
only oldfags will remember this gem :^)
>>562022641
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
mod please grace me with your presence by giving me the holiest of holy's in form of words
>>562022509
will you at least wave to me or spit on me that doesn't involve touching
>>562020810
>>562020810
Roasting in a mod bread
>>562020810
check my id
>>562022509
see
>>562022641
>He does it for free
<3333
This is for you Mod!
>>562022509
How many dicks do you suck on a daily basis?
>>562021239
Mods drunk
Everyone go home
Hmm.. Neat
>>562022834
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562022812
>mfw it's only been one week
>>562022812
q:^)
>ITT: mod and faggot anons roleplay various gay scenarios
>>562022630
beyblade in peace robin willikers
Stop shitposting admin
Are you australian?
ban me nigger
>>562023032
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>562023032
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
Mods look, A funny MAYMAY XD
mod
pls sticky le shig pig on [s4s]
its the classic that started it all
>>562023323
>>562023294
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
>>562023294
>>562023323
copypastamind
>>562022509
I have some questions noble mod. How many dicks you suck in a daily basis? How many time you sucked m00t dick to be a mod?
Also, nigger tongue my anus
>>562020810
>mod thread
>not stickied
>>562022698
>implying thats possible
Nice try you retarded faggot
>Like I give a fuck
Mods are fags.
>>562023421
>>562023323
>>562023294
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>562023421
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
>>562021695 because why not ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
His name was ROBIN WILLIAMS.
This kinda shit always happens when they turn a newfag into a mod
>>562023523
>>562023550
Look who it is again, ID R0UxodXG . I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>562023594
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
>>562023720
atlest the faggot mods didn't sticky swinging balls
Oi
U b finkin ya fockin funny r sumfin m8
I focked u mum
's rite
Focked u mum
>>562020810
Question, how does one become a mod?
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
wut
MODS KILLED ROBIN WILLIAMS!
MODS ARE ILLUMINATI!
MODS ARE SHIT!
>>562023779
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>562023804
Look who it is again, ID gdspjMwN .I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
I can eat bananas without chewing
#Modlife
Mod confirmed faggot?
>>562023919
sucking m00t dick, being a massive faggot, sticking 3 cocks in your asshole, the usual mod stuff
Mod can you stop shitposting
>>562023919
Moot elects specialized people to be mods of boards.
for you all :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGsXoG_xAc
>>562020810
M-m-mods = G-g-g-gods
Warned for spam mods are fags.
>>562021239
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562024107
>>562023842
>>562023720
>>562023523
nah.
these dubs
>>562020810
MODS ARE FAGS ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>562024446
dode cool tripz xDDDDD.
>>562022509
Could you remove my mod status? I'm tired of the same stupid shit day in and day out.
I just want someone to love me ;~;
>>562024385
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>562020810
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i can mod too mod....
FUCK YOU!
>>562024648
>impersonating mod
it's not worth it,
>These are the faggots who get to ban us for any reason they want.
>>562024779
B????????????????????????????????????U?????????????????????T??????????????????????????????????????,???????????????
??????????????????????????????????C??????????????????????????a??????????????????????????n??????????????????????? ????????????????????y???????????????????o??????????????????????????????????u???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????z?????????????????????????????a??????????????????????????l????????????????????????????????????g???????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????????
This is now a cat in panty thread
>>562024720
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?
Worst mod of all time
>>562025009
My nameis. Eric and today is my birthday. I never wanted to spend my special day on /b/ but it looks like I can cross that off my fucket list. Atleast I can say I toasted in an epic sourdough bread for my 20th /b/day.
>>562020810
GET OUT
>>562025009
>>562025128
Do it, faggot.
>>562024806
good
>>562025248
>>562025128
>>562025009
>>562024785
The internet is serious business
this is now a pony thread fuckers
>>562020810
So this is where you were, while two cp threads have been running a riot.
For fuck sake mods i am 15 and i am more mature than you faggots
>pic related
Why a 3 day ban when i said i was 15
>>562025464
>2014
>Being a faggot.
Get out.
incoiming spoodies
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>>562025462
trollpasta.wikia.com This is the perfect site for you.
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EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAT IN PANTY THREAD
>>562025462
>FAGGOT
yep
>>562025464
I dare you to ban me mods. :^)
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>>562025614
>18 age limit u kid
>>562025140
Here you go bby
>>562025007
>??????????????????????????????????C??????????????????????????a??????????????????????????n??????????????????????? ????????????????????y???????????????????o??????????????????????????????????u???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????z?????????????????????????????a??????????????????????????l????????????????????????????????????g???????????????????????????????o??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????C??????????????????????????a??????????????????????????n??????????????????????? ????????????????????y???????????????????o??????????????????????????????????u???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????z?????????????????????????????a??????????????????????????l????????????????????????????????????g???????????????????????????????o??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????C??????????????????????????a??????????????????????????n??????????????????????? ????????????????????y???????????????????o??????????????????????????
>>562020810
Nice le maymay mod, oh and Nigger what the fuck is this captcha
>>562025947
Mod, sticky this thread so we can all learn of the new epic meme.
>>562025947
Who taught you developer tools?
Your mom?
>>562025667
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mod is kill
This fucking attention whore mod AGAIN. Fuck.
>>562026017
>age limit 18
>pretend underage
>2 day ban
>come back day later
>i am 18 now
>>562026097
looks like a cat
>>562025030
>>562025614
Ssssshhhhh, hush now child. Go out and play, or go to sleep depending on your time zone.
>>562025790
Swallowing was the perfect thing for your Mother, yet here you are. Still breathing exclusively through your mouth.
>>562026115
Your mom
>>562020810
Nice try newfag, go back to reddit
hehe hello go- mod how many shekels for uh mod powers? hehe
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped--turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air Live like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
>>562026115
actually... your mom did.
Tell that cunt i'll be over later. Thanks kiddo
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To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
>>562026486
(:\/)
lmao
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>562026737
>>562021560
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hahaha spidey spidey
>>562021239
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>>562022509
Please hear my prays O' mighty mod Summon the omega the one and only
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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