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It finally arrived today /b/! Today I received my senslip faux foreskin! I'm so embarrassed that my parents mutilated my penis when I was a baby. I'm sick of girls laughing at me for being an cutfag.

I AM FINALLY AN UNCUT FAG!
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>tfw uncut and without rubbery foreskin
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>>561969208

this is not an issue in europe
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I just masturbated with it on and came so hard!!!!!

Being uncut is awesome!
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Does it come with a packet of processed smegma to apply around the edges?
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>>561969208
>girls laughing at me
>implying any girl has even seen your dick you beta virgin fag
>0/10 saged
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>>561970142
I am also curious about this
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>>561969208
should have gone all out for the dog cock model.
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i came.
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They laugh at your cut dick because its small. I've never had chicks laugh at my cut dick.
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>>561969208
I can't believe this shit exists.
Your parents are cunts, you have no foreskin, you need a dose of reality and confidence, not a rubber cock wobbler.
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>>561969515
You say that like you decided it yourself, you useless sperg.
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>>561970142
>I'm happy my parents mutilated my cock and killed the sensation because That way I don't have to wash.

You have to buy it seperately from your rabbi or imam.
Stay traumatised faggot.
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>>561969208
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>>561969208
>I'm sick of girls laughing at me for being an cutfag.

I'm pretty sure that's not why they were laughing.
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>>561970461

Girls dont like cut dicks. They find them disgusting. All the girls that I have slept with have said they prefer uncut.
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>>561969208
your still cut, may your parents die horrible deaths for mutilating you
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also in dragon
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Must populate wit new meme
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>>561970671
>You say that like you decided it yourself
Well who else has decided it? That's how it works in Sweden, stay jealous JEW DICK MURRICUnT!
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>>561970142
OP wont need that expansion pack if he want to feel like an uncutfag who actually take a shower sometimes
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>>561970863
where do you live?
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>>561970727

Whoa calm down there. You're seemingly sweating and it's making everyone have to smell it.
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>>561969208
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>>561970927
this haha
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>>561970927
kill yourself
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All these cut-faggots whigning here. Maybe you should learn from SWEDEN and stay UNCUT. LOL MURRIFAGS WITH THEIR CUT BABYDICKS. SUCKING JEW COCK LOL
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>>561971058

I live in the Northeast United States of America! All the ladies are always saying "I wish you had foreskin". Now I do!
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Also highjacking your shit
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>>561970927
>She sucked of a homosexual
>Sucked of
>of

I really hope you didn't make that.
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>>561969208
I don't think it's the fact that your cut at which the ladies are laughing fella.
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I also have a thing for pee post that too
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>>561969208
Where was this when Joey Tribbiani needed it ?
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>>561971372
He did make it, you double nigger. /b/ has some of the biggest retards on the entire planet. So don't be surprised when you see shit like this, you malific baboon
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>>561969208
Lost......fucker
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I didn't make it , stole it from another thread <3
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>>561971845
You lying motherfucker. You were only pretending to be stupid?
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>>561970671
But that's the way it's work in europe, retard. You decide that when you're adult. If you want to get cut or not. I you want you can, but protip : nobody decide to get cut except because unfortunate medical condition or religious choice. Stay mad, cutfag
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>>561971950
No I actually didn't make it
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Femanon here, let me set the record straight

Does having extra skin on your dick feel better than not having it? Maybe, I don't know, I'm a girl. But I do know one thing, cut penises are MUCHHH more sexier, look/feel better and cleaner, and are easier to suck. I had one boyfriend in high school who was uncirumsized, and needless to say it was the smelliest penis I've ever smelled. I had to pull the skin back and suck just the head while hoping no dick cheese was going to pop in my mouth. GROSSSSSSS

Anyways, I heard they still do adult circumcision fellas. Just saying.
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>>561971845
Wow, they cut out the best part of the story
>10 lb bag
>there can be only one
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almost every girl I met likes it cut
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>>561970927
OFF
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>>561972119
Feels real good man foreskin still good here
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All the girls want to have sexes with me now. They like to pull back the foreskin and lick on my head. They have bigger stronger organisms now that I'm uncut
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>>561972260
uncut vs cut sex
10/10 vs 9/10

in the end it doesn't fucking matter
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>>561972302
Why if this a gif
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Enjoy your cock cheese, faggot.
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>>561972119
Prepared to be called a feminist nazi dick cutter by all these buttmad penis obsessed nerds.

Some of these guys think about their own dicks more then any woman ever will.
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>>561972106
>>561971845
>>561971950
This pasta is probably older than both you newfags put together
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I had to be cut for medical reasons cause the skin was becoming too tight and preventing me from ejecting any fluid from my dick. life fucking sucks. but at least I don't piss blood anymore.
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>>561972119

You must be from uganda
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>>561972119
Femanon here. You have to be fucking some nasty guys to be sucking smelly dick. Ive been with both cut and uncut. I prefer either, but uncut looks a lot better than cut. Just looks a lot healthier. Plus Ive never been with a guy whose dick smelled.... just saying.
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>>561971342
>"I wish you had foreskin"
>Implying you've even slept with a girl before
>Implying it actually matters to a girl if you're uncut when she's already wrapped around your cock
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>>561972119
gr8 b8, smegma isn't a problem in the civilised world, if you're getting it, you're probably a fatty american who doesn't understand the concept of washing.
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>>561971342
Whatever makes you feel better. American women think foreskin is gross.
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>>561970927

at the very least create memes with correct spelling

sucked oFF
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>>561969208
It's basically a prosthetic for mutilated guys. I like it. I am in support of this, it proves to show that amputation of the foreskin is a violation of basic human rights and bodily autonomy.

Even though I'm an uncutfag, I kinda wanna buy one of these and put it on my cock just to see how it feels. I presume it would feel like wearing gloves on my hands in the winter. Safe, covered and protected.
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>>561972119
i never had foreskin but i imagine guys who arnt cut have to use lube, i imagine it's harder to maintain but i think if you arnt cut it would be better if you had a long cock and had foreskin rather than having a small cock and foreskin because i imagine it would be unpleasant
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>>561972881
American women ARE gross
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>>561972302
>organisms
>Not realizing it's bait by now
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>>561972734
My ID has moot some Im right anyways.
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>>561972583
By calling people "penis obsessed" and such, you are furthering the stigmatization of homosexuality by using that stigma to attempt to shame and bully others.

Children have the right to not be sexually abused by genital mutilation.
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>>561969208
>sick of girls laughing at me for being a cutfag
Does anyone know of any cut humiliation videos? Like SPH but instead they mock you for not having a foreskin
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>>561972881
>>561973105

American women don't know what they want.
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>>561970461
me either`
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>>561973143
bumping for interest
I want women to shame my tiny mutilated cock
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>>561972734
Oh please look up uncircumsized penises it's common to have smells coming from under foreskin. That's nice if you enjoy that smell but I definitely don't. I'll take my boyfriends nicely trimmed and beautiful-smelling penis any day.
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>>561972661
Ive been wanting to meeat you my dear oldfag <3 , Just as much as I miss granpa's teasing ;3; He's in jail now I told the court I loved him , but you can be my grandpa <3
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>>561972881

Sorry I have sexes with more sophisticated women than your trailer trash red dot dimpled vags
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>>561972868
>america
>uncivilized
mad lanky euro manlet detected, obviously you have smegma, all the euro girls walk around with breath so bad they have to be sucking on some dick cheese
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>>561972119

Try going out with guys who actually wash themselves everyday.
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>>561973470
Wow much spell güd
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>>561970727
not everyone who is cut is a jew i'm not a jew and i'm cut also a doctor did my procedure duringinfancy so i think i'm not a jew i celebrae xmas no one in my family is a jew
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>>561973124
Are you the real mootykins?
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>>561973470
What are you talking about?

Please get the fuck back to 9gag
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>>561973430
Cut and uncut can smell. Google hygiene.
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>>561973352
Me too. This would be the hottest thing ever.
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>>561972119
Femanon here
You're a jewish faggot, just saying.
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>>561973751
Why is a Ferrari Enzo in the ocean, and why does it have bands of money on the roof of it?
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>>561969208
as far as feeling, it doesn't fucking matter. orgasm is in your brain. That's why you have fetishes and cum buckets when indulging your fetish.

I'm cut. There are times I wonder if being uncut feels better. But, then I realize I still cum buckets when I think of Godzilla giving me a footjob. It's also why I get diamond hard at all still-in-package Godzilla action figures. (deflowering virgins is the BEST)
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>>561973962
Ayylmaonon here, you humans are pathetic, ayy lmao
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>>561969208
Random does not mean the same fucking post ever 57 minutes
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>>561973561
This is the average intelligence of an american
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>>561973962
femanon here shes right :^)
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>>561973926
google old spice google shower google deodorant google razor
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>>561969208
Im glad for you, I would jump of a bridge if my parents mutilated my genetalia..
Being cut is GROSS AS FUCK
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>>561974084
>tumblr jokes
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>>561974276
other way around
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>>561973138
No I'm not. I'm simply stating a fact from which you are extrapolating nonsense. You people are here whining about your dicks. Obsessing over a little flap of skin and a few nerve endings you likely don't even remember having.
Just live with it already and get on with your fecking life. Ladies don't care if yours dicks cut or uncut. They generally tend to care more about personality then anything else.

I don't support mandatory circumcision or anything. The importance placed on this superfluous flap of skin by certain males (and usually just males, not their female companions.) just seems silly.
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>>561973336
*neither
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>>561972119
lol the chees argument is getting old, you had some nasty boyfriends if they had cheese on it. fucking wash it and you'll be fine.

FUCK YOU
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>>561973430
People in Europe,Asia, and South America seem to be doing fine.
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>>561969208
Good for you anon!
i'm glad you're at least able to get some recovery from the invoulentary mutulation you have suffered.
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>>561974010
Its obviously a subboat that moot bought with his huge cash stack he makes from all the people that bought a 4chan pass.
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>>561974160
stay mad poor faggot. hows it feel to know that americans dont give a fuck what third world eurofaggots think?
you wouldnt know freedom if it hit you in the face
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>>561974452
Stay mad cutfag
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>>561974276
i enjoy my mutilated 6 1/2 inch cock i enjoy being able to not always having to use lub i enjoy being able to maintain my sack and cock easier i enjoy being able to use condoms easier i enjoy it but i nevertheless still wonder what it would have been like if i wasnt cut
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>>561974452
Nope, being cut is shameful and disgusting. I hear only homosexuals do it
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>>561972119
>>561972563
>>561972583
>>561972881
>>561973430
>>561973561

If a child is born male, he is immediately rushed from his mother’s arms to surgery where part of his genitals are cut off in procedure euphemistically known as circumcision. Circumcision is almost always performed without anesthesia, or only an ineffective topical anesthesia, causing the baby to scream in pain as the most sensitive nerve endings on his body are cut off and discarded into the trash (NSFW video).

No medical organization in the world recommends this procedure. America is the only first world country to perform infant circumcision for non-religious reasons. The most common reason given is aesthetic preference—specifically the preference women, who frequently lack comparative sexual experience with the natural male body. Circumcision is the first and greatest change forced on men for women’s approval. The implication of circumcision is that the natural male body is disgusting and diseased, that men are born wrong and in need for fixing, and that the penis and male sexual pleasure is not important.

This procedures teaches the child his feelings do not matter, and that his body is the property of others. While feminists prattle on about “rape culture” and “my body, my rights,” the boy will know on some level that his consent did not matter, and he did not have the right to his own body. This act of sexual violence will be spoken of only in jokes, as will all acts of violence against men.
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>>561974647
Sorry did I strike a nerve, virgin? Take that angst out on your parents instead of me for not getting that god awful skin chopped off
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>>561973751
>Yes im the real moot.

>>561974647
Yeah exactly what i said.
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>>561974609
thanks grammar nazi
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>>561974889
Why do people always make the assumption that you need lube if you are uncut? Its untrue as fuck.
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>>561974741
As you can see, the average intelligence of an american is rather low
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>>561974889
6 1/2 inches huh? Picture with time stamp or it's a lie!
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>>561975006

forgot video link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb39r6CvhqU&feature=youtu.be
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>>561975006
Stop getting all philosophical over here, it's called eliminating dick cheese.
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>>561974961
that's to you because ur probably uncut
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>>561975272
lol, that's not even above average
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>>561975385
I know' but i just want to see if he's lying bitch with 4 inch.
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>>561975092
Ahaha virgin, not really, but okay I don't need to convince you.

I love my foreskin and your argument is absolute shit. Like I said just wash it>no cheese.
So keep your ignorant American shit in front of you.
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>>561975345
Obvious troll cutfag.
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>>561974406
>saging
Your reply is invalid, you fuckface
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>>561969208
Mutant uncut fag with disgusting cheesy foreskin, masquerading on /b/ as a healthy, clean cut fag to try and get approval from other nasty ass, smelly uncut fags detected.
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>>561974889
I'm uncut and i never ever use lube, the precum stays under the foreskin and my hand is basically a fleshlight from heaven
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>>561975375
You seem to be having some trouble with sentence comprehension friend. Words can be tricky
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I can't wait to get a blowjob in this thing. It's going to feel so much better. I'll probably cum so much harder.
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girl here,

i keep seeing posts about dick cheese and smegma but i have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and have never seen anything like that.
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>>561975718
And i dont even know what youre talking about when you say dickcheese... Ive never had that
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>>561975646
>pic related is you
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>>561969208
your parents just didnt want you to get aids, you should thank them:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_and_HIV
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>>561970863
You're a liar and you have a filthy, disgusting dick. Girls don't want to fuck an anteater.
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>>561973280
Didn't you see that movie, "What Women Want?" It explains everything.
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>>561975974
Only americans get it, it's from too much inbreeding
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>>561975683
I'm uncut and never have smegma. It comes to dudes who don't shower daily or use a lot of body wash/soap on their dick heads. I can go two to three days on occasion without showering and never get it.

Enjoy having literally had the end of you dick sliced off for religious reasons..... Really, sit back and thing about that. The end of your dick was sliced off....based on religion...
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>>561969208

does someone have a picture comparing cut and uncut dicks?
I'm 20 years old and I'm still not sure if I'm cut or not.
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>>561976002
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>>561975993
Optimist Prime
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>>561976047
>anteater
>natural dick

Go be mad at your parents not 4chan, she's the one who did it to you.
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Why the fuck would you buy that thing and not a fucking DTR? Are you fucking stupid?
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>>561972734
nice id
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>>561976047
>all this denial
>all this self loathing
>all this projecting

It's ok anon. Let it go
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as eurofag I can't get over how americans cut off parts of their own fucking kids penises

like srsly, why would you cause pain to your own kid?
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>>561976176
>3 days
m8
Do you even neckbeard
I haven't showered for two weeks and still no smegma
It's literally this easy for america to be manipulated by their jew masters
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>>561972734
ID ID ID
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>>561975965
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I've had one of these on for 12 hours and my dick got all moldy and cheesy.

Abort! Do Not Buy! Being an uncut fag was a terrible idea. I need to go to the hospital.
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>>561976480
MUH RIGHTS! IT'S MY CHOICE! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME!!!1

Back then before the internet the American doctors spewed bullshit to expecting parents, claiming that not cutting your infant is the same as child abuse, that it is the best thing you can do for your new son. Nowadays with the internet only the willfully ignorant and the malignant opt to have their children cut anymore.
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>>561976002

Your own citation worked against you, you stupid double nigger.

"A meta-analysis of data from fifteen observational studies of men who have sex with men found "insufficient evidence that male circumcision protects against HIV infection or other STIs."
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>>561976176
It's funny because the reason people started to cut their son's foreskin of was to prevent them from masturbating, and now cutvictims claim it makes masturbating better.. If only they knew...
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>>561976176
Nah, It's hygienic and my dick doesn't look like an anteater. Enjoy being repulsive to females.
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>>561969208
>ITT
Fags thinking about dick and arguing about it
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>>561969208
Girls wanna slob on a knob, not a heap of meat flaps
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I would never swap my foreskin for anything. My gf frequently does magic with it.
I suppose you never miss what you never had but, godamm it's an intense cum when a girl plays with it alone. I feel bad for anyone that can never experience it.
If you have a problem washing by all means, cut it off. If you're a dirty fuck it's for the best. You're missing out though.
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>>561976205

Nevermind. Just found pic related.

I guess I'm circumcised after all.
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>>561975345

Yeah, because being cut means never having to wash your dick

Dumb cunt.
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>>561972498
because you were in diapers when .gifs came out, and in elementary school when this one in particular made it to the internet.

gif /= animated picture
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>>561976843
>mfw that is an infected surgery from a patient who willingly chose to undergo circumcision

Try harder
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>>561972734
MOOT
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>>561973430
>be me
>be uncut
>have foreskin so short that it basically looks and behaves as a circumcised dick
>have no pleasure taken away from me through mutilating my penis when I was a kid

feels good

also, in europe being cut is extremely rare (never header of a single case in my life outside of muricans on the internet) and usually associated with jews only (and since nobody really likes jews here that's not a good thing to admit to)
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>>561976991
You've got more than a few issues kiddo
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>>561972119
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>>561969208
made me giggle.
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>>561969819
It does happen here, mostly with black people, and they are so cheap they don't even get a real fucking doctor.
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>>561976002
It's funny because, Africa has the highest circumcision rate and the highest rate of aids and too?
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>>561976991
Not so gr8 b m8, I can't r8 it 8/8, but its not 2 l8 to b8 and get an 8/8. m8.
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>>561977473
And dick cheese isn't one of them. Unlike you.
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>be me
>average american
>make some o dat fine bacon from the bros across the way
>eat the bacon, everything going well
>oh, the pan is dirty, guess I'll throw it out instead of cleaning it

Americans are literally the only ones retarded enough to not see any problems with this
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>>561972119
>Sucking dicks
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>>561976002
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_and_HIV

>links wikipedia
>claims it's fact

made me giggle
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>>561970727
muslims are cut by a surgeon, not an imam
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>>561977771
>all dat projecting

Seriously, why are you fags so insecure
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>>561977771
I'm uncut and literally never had a case of dick cheese (I had to google it to find out what it is and fuck you for that because I was eating), I guess you just have to, I know know, wash yourself from time to time?
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>>561977936
this
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>>561971845
>implying that harder m&ms is some kind of goal
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>>561978027
do you want the links to all the very valid sources that are on the bottom of wikipedia?

>lrn 2 wiki faggot
>huuurrrr I'll just brush off facts I don't want to agree with
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>>561978159
You realize you got it the wrong way around?
Cutting dicks of is a jew practice
Only jews would cut off dicks for absolutely no reason
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>>561978504
Thank you for proving my point friend
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>>561973430

oh please, sweet soul could you go on..? My girlfriend desperately wants me to get cut, but as I'll do it just for her I get haunted by it. I guess it must happen pretty soon if I want to make my point. Will it be as more delicious for her as she always says?
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Do people actually still think smegma happens in the 21st century?
Is that what they teach you fatty murricans in school?
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>>561978497
Muslims do it to.
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>>561978879
Why won't anyone bomb america?
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>>561972119
Male here.

Does having extra skin on your labia feel better than not having it? Maybe, I don't know, I'm a guy. But I do know one thing, cut vaginas are MUCHHH more sexier than their roast beef smegma producing mucus holes known as a "pussy", they look/feel better and cleaner, and are easier to eat out. I had one girlfriend in high school who was uncut, and needles to say it was the smelliest vagina I've ever smelled. I literally had to put a clothespin on my nose and spray my tongue with sore throat spray while I reluctantly licked around, just hoping no smegma from the skin folds or any mucus and vaginal discharge was going to get into my mouth. GROSSSSSSSSSS

Anyways, I heard they still do female adult circimcisions and vaginoplasties femanons. Just saying.
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>>561974603
Female circumcision is unheard of though, and quite frankly people go apeshit when that happens. Why isn't there the same reaction for men?
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>>561979034
The two most stupid races both do retarded shit together. What a surprise
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Anteater dicks are gross, but so are turkeyneck helmethead dicks. Why not have swords in scabbards instead? Just enough to cover the head without the gross overhang?
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>>561970927
Another ok joke ruined by someone not knowing how to spell.
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>>561972734
U wat MOOT
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SPIDER-MAN THREAD INCOMING
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Enjoying sex to the fullest as a man>>>looking 'tidy'
Dicks ain't meant to look tidy. They're there to do a job and provide you with maximum pleasure in the process.
Labia are almost always never tidy or symmetrical - as a woman gets older definitely not. But, I'd rather have something to play with down there than just a dry nub and a hole.
I can eat a woman out for ages when there's a reaction.
Cut dicks damage the vagina too, since there's a degree of natural lubrication and skin movement supplied by an uncircumcised male too.
>lube
lel.
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>>561979091
Because we'll blow you to smithereens if you even think about doing that. There won't even be a particle of you left. Your entire existence will be wiped clean from the earth.
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>>561979502
This is what little americans dream about at night. How sweet
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>>561979502
Just like those sandniggers and asians huh? They were " wiped clean from the earth"

God amerifats are pathetic
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>>561979847
We let them live, just like we're letting you live. If you step out of line, that's your head.
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>>561979502
You couldn't even finish Iraq properly.
You're very likely talking to some of your allies here. Your hands are tied without us bud. We said no to Syria, you shit yourselves and decided against it.
You're not a powerful as you think you are, bighead.
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>>561979091
American has been bombed many of times.

>>561979502
Like all the countries that have totally bombed us? We're not dumb enough to start nuclear war.
Good thing we wiped out all those terrorist that bombed us here and on our embassies around the world.
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>>561969208
Give the guy a break! His parents mutilated him, and he's doing his best to cope. I might do the same if my parents were sencless butchers. When will this barbaric practice end?
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>>561979147
Likely because male circumcision is a bit less invasive then It's female counterpart. Also there are more health complications with female circumcision- mainly frequent bladder/yeast infections.
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>>561979994
Keep telling yourself that, you whale fuck
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>>561980113
http://newborns.stanford.edu/CircComplications.html

Are there really? Or do you just not know about anything
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a few days ago when i was at work somehow we got on the topic and we were talking about cut and uncut dicks and they were saying uncut was nasty
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>>561980563
umm... ok?
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Remember, pulling out your fingernails will reduce the risk of contracting diseases from dirt caught under the nails. Also your fingers will look much more aesthetically pleasing with no random pieces of hardened hair stuck to them.

Why aren't you doing it today?
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>>561980563
Opinions from americans don't really count, considering there hasn't been an educated american in the last 30 years
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uncut
>much more pleasure!!!
>need wash
cut
>last longer
>less sensitive
>STD resistance
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>>561978879
If she breaks up with you, you'll be without a girlfriend and without a foreskin. Make a pact that if she get her labias cut off you'll get your skin off too.
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>>561980821
Also, without fingernails it will be much more pleasurable to be fingered by you!
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>>561973430
You should really date men that know what a fucking shower is.
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>>561979147
LOL Egyptian women get offended when their mutilation is called mutilation instead of circumcision. "It's just the clit cut off it ain't mutilation like what happens to the Somali women who get their vaginas cut up and sewn together!"
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>>561969208

>tfw 39 years old, fucked approx
>fucked approx 100 girls to date
>never NOT EVEN ONCE had a girl laugh at my 7" cut cock

whats ACTUALLY wrong with your cock that girls laugh at it?
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>>561980821
literally the only true thing you greentexed that was true was that uncut = more pleasure. Sad that there are people that retarded posting their opinions on an anonymous online mongolian anime image board's random section.
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>mfw phimosis is caused by circumcision

Yet americans just take their mutilated foreskins from the jewish masters with a "Thank you sir"
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>>561980923
The plot thickens.
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>>561980446
I no, I know of horrid botched circumcisions; but they aren't all too common. Even that link of yours lists a majority of those complications as rare.

Again, i don't support the act of circumcision; Some of the guys here act as if it was the most traumatic event of their lives- when it really doesn't matter all that much.
Ones dick does not make the man after all.
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my brother got a circumcision when he was about 22. he's a faggot and i'm happy that faggy way of thinking wont continue in our bloodline
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>>561981369
Why don't you get your clit cut off then since it's not mutilation.
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>>561981847
>average american
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>>561969208
Is that how that works? Lol
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>>561981982
1. because it is mutilation
2. because I am a man who was mutilated at birth through the periah circumcision
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>>561980821
Std resistance is a lie look at Africa and Europe then compare
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>>561982363
I don't get the point of your reply then.
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>>561982502
The point is that female mutilation victims behave almost exactly like male genital cutting victims.
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>>561981671
My circumsision was botched. I have two skin bridges connecting my head and shaft. But seriously guys. What's the big deal with being cut or uncut? It feels great either way. If being uncut is more sensitive, I'm glad I'm not because I'd cum in 2 seconds instead of 4 hehe.
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>>561982796
Why don't you get that shit fixed?
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>>561982796
This guy gets it.
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>>561983050
No need. I used to be self conscious about it, but women don't care. It doesn't hurt or anything, just looks kind of weird
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Obviously cutfags will defend and justify being cut.
It's hard to deal with the alternative that your parents were sheep and mutilated you as a defenseless baby only because it's what everyone else does.
You guys don't know what it is to miss it. That's fine.
Uncutfags realise how sexplay is so much better because they have those hundreds of thousands of extra nerve endings and it's basically the best naturally attached sex toy a man could have.
You cut guys will never know what you're missing. That's pretty sad to think about for uncuts. This is why these threads are so popular.
You're damaged and you have no idea you are.
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>>561977336
I´ve heard of several cutfags in Scandinavia due to medical reasons.

Not HIV or any of that shit, I was supposed to get a circumcision myself when I was 8, due to my foreskin being too tight, so urinating hurt like a motherfucker.

However, I awoke with my foreskin intact, the doctor had choose to loosen a membrane which was the root of the issue instead of cutting it off as planned.
I still thank him to this day. At age 8 I had no fucking clue about the repercussions of a circumcision, and just thought about it like having your tonsils removed.

That doc knew how the body worked.. By any means, if my dick had to hurt every time I had to take a piss for the rest of my life, a circumcision would have been preferable.
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>>561983050
Some people just aren't obsessed with their own dicks enough to care.
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>>561983337
This has to be b8
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>>561983508
All guys are obsessed with their dicks.
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>>561981486
>implying pleasure is something that can be quantifiable
no one will ever know if sex is more pleasurable if you were uncut or cut after birth
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>>561983329
That's kind of a thing to get fixed.
>>561983337
But I do not justify it. I kind of resent it, actually, having my parents lied to by a doctor out for money. But I take solace in the benefits brought on by these restoration kits like the DTR restoration kit. Good lord Chuck has a damn good dick. Genuinely lovely. Pick VERY related.
But not all of us are OK with this mutilation. It is profoundly disturbing to me, that babies are still strapped down and have their parts cut up without anasthesia. It's fucked up. Of course it's usually the fellow cutfags who try to bully me about it, telling me to man up, that it's no big deal. I cannot comprehend that mode of thinking.
>>561983508
It's not an obsession to want to fix a fuckup.
>>561983983
You're the one with the skin bridges.
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>>561984118
Not really.
Some people have more important things to worry about then their Peni.
Lots of people do in fact.

Then there are those wasting worry and thought on an organ that's hidden in your pants 90% of the time
What a sad life they must live.
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>>561984937
And you're clearly obsessed enough to not hide the thread and move on with your life. Somethings eating you up inside.
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>>561984797
It is when it's not fucked up or causing no ill effects.
At that point it's pure vanity.
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>>561985178
But it IS fucked up. A skin bridge is, by definition, a fucking defect. A complication. A fucking botch.
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>>561984357
sure thing m8
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>>561985425
Sure, but don't we all have something physically that isn't perfect? I don't see why it's a big deal
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>>561985096
Nah, I'm just bored and reading moronic arguments over this that and the other is mildly amusing.

Nice try though.

Kudos fella.
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>>561985425
He certainly doesn't seem all too bothered by it.
Stop worrying about his dick.
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>>561969208
Btw OP, most women hate uncutfags because of the fact most of you fucks dont clean out you're dick cheese and ontop of that the shit looks fucking disturbing, "UR JUST MAD URACUTFAGT HUEHUE" everything above has been told to me by numerous people, hell even my brother got kicked out of bed a few times for it by now ex gf's
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>>561985772
If this were eye surgery, would you have the same lack of expectation of a proper job being carried out?
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>>561985772
It's more of a scar than a birth defect.
>>561985787
Yeah, the argument that infants shouldn't be strapped down and mutilated without anesthesia is just ridiculous.
>>561986001
If he's OK with it then whatever. I had one and I just took my mother's sewing scissors and cut it right off. Didn't even wash the scissors afterwards. I wanted to tell her exactly why there was blood on her favorite scissors. By god was it worth it. I got her fuming and the bridge was cut off. Stung like hell for the first few days.
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>>561986535
hehe funny you say that. I was also born with one eyelid shut, and that operation was botched too. So now my eyes are kind of fucked up. But still, not a big deal
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>>561986535
yeah....
You see, losing an eye is a bit more life impacting then a few thin flaps of scar tissue.
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>>561972119
>>561972734
obviously two dudes
anyway thought as a straight male who swears he's never sucked any cock. I honestly believe the logical point to be made is that uncut dicks look fucking nasty as fuck and smell way worse.
whether you shower daily or not, your uncut dick is sleeping in a sweaty skin sleeping bag all day,it has to smell worse.
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>>561986865
Jesus Christ you just live in denial. I guess it's better than living in impotent anger but fuck.
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Cutfag reporting. Toyed with the idea of restoration but it's simply too fucking late, you can grow as much skin back as you want, but the nerves are gone.
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>>561975006
rofl this has gotta be the most retarded anti-feminist bullshit i have ever read. no sources and just plain stupid.

you sound worse than radical feminist
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>>561987127
Not denial, just acceptance. What happened to me when I was born was out of my control. But at least its just small physical things instead of cancer, or some kind of terrible disease. Good people don't care about botched circumcisions or eye surgeries. I have a great job, people that love me, chicks literally don't care. Why should I curse the gods for this?
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>>561986865
>botched operation
>most important sense to humans permanently damaged
>not a big deal

Jesus christ, you are the doormattest of doormats. Do you let people punch you in the face repeatedly just because "I don't want to cause any trouble by interrupting" too?
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>>561969208
No, you're a liar
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>>561987371
Nerves do grow back with growth though. Maybe not that one specific kind of nerve but most nerves do grow. Inner foreskin skin and the frenulum do grow quite quickly, quicker than shaft skin actually from what I've heard. The glans dekeratinizes and becomes sensitive. Same with the inner skin and frenulum.
>>561987606
Yeah and in the ultrafeminist places like Scandinavia and Germany, circumcision is about to be banned.
>>561987772
Acceptance is for things you can't change. I took matters into my own hands and it went very well. Like goddamn, stand the fuck up for yourself and fix yourself. It feels sooooo goddamn good to take charge of your own life.
>>561988241
Fucking this. Goddamn.
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>>561975006
>one response to only well thought out post itt
Y'all niggas posting in a troll thread.
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>>561988561
>>561988241

Is it really that bad? Just because I don't give a shit about it? How did you take matters into your own hands? And was it about something you felt very strongly about?
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>>561974026
everything's in your brain moran
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>>561969208
>I'm sick of girls laughing at me for being an cutfag
You mean something that literally never happens?
This sounds like a pure advertising gimmick.
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>>561989459
>Is it really that bad?
Yes it was a bitch to clean and it looked ugly.
>How did you take matters into your own hands?
See >>561986674 I took my mother's sewing scissors, some vodka to clean the wound, and cut it off. Stung like fuck with the alcohol but the bridge was tied off so it wasn't that bad during the operation.
>And was it about something you felt very strongly about?
Not really. I just got fed up with it and cut it off in a way to spite my mother because she fucked up.
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>>561972119
Thank you for speaking the truth. Maybe these Eurofags will finally listen, it's not too late for them to join civilization.
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>>561971845
Off course you didn't ;) ;)
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>>561970727
Wow, take a look at how defensive this guy gets over his dick cheese and premature ejaculation.
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>>561990107
So for me to be a man and set things right, I need to cut my dick even more and spite my mother?
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>>561969208

Is being circumcised really a bad thing? I was circumcised as a child and have had no complaints. I have no problems masturbating, etc. Plus, isn't it much healthier/sanitary? Don't uncutfags build up dick cheese in the skin flaps?
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>>561990554

>666PrO
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>>561972119
>Implying the female sex organs aren't a festering hive of such proportions as to warrant an entire aisle of specialist cleaning lotions and sprays
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>>561990969
you're a fag
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>>561970927
goddamnsummer
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>>561991084
Not yet but, given the amount of cleaning products the average cunt requires, catching one on an "off day" might well convert me.
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>>561990515
It certainly helps prove your manliness and assert your dominance. She fucked up the recovery process. My dad laughed his ass off when he heard of what happened. Do you not want that kind of satisfaction? Or do you prefer to have your shaft skin glued to the glans looking all retarded and needing more cleaning?
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>>561990969
Yeah my GF enjoys sucking on my well-cleaned, uncut cock, but she feels uncomfortable that I am more than happy to go down on her. I mean, it's not gross, it's honestly the best pussy I've tasted, but it's still kinda strange.

I mean, how do you wash that shit safely, we have it easy, we can just scrub-a-dub-dub and voila, we are clean.

But yeah, pretty nice world where I get my dick sucked and then fucked without having to do much in between those two.

Man, vaginas are mysterious places.
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>>561974647
When bad get I don't have the low may some have towel white smell. Can slip floor may wet sin hard try
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>>561991532
My parents did this because they thought it was in my best interest (even with their lack of knowledge). And that's cool with me. I assert my manliness and dominance with women who love to suck the hell out of my deformed dick. Not my parents.
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>>561990107
>Cut own dick to spite mother hurr durr.
You are a fucking moron.
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>mfw cut gags will never know the delicious finger scent
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>>561992287
If they had thought in your best interest they'd not have been lazy as fuck during the recovery process. You do know why the adhesions occur in the first place, right? They didn't put the petroleum jelly on every day and allowed the adhesion to take place.
>>561992439
I'm the one without the skinbridge. She's the one who let it happen, and I dealt with it. Plus to have it done was way too expensive so I saved hundreds by doing it myself.
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>>561972141
It's so true. Def prefer cut over uncut.
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