>remove one letter from a video game title >new synopsis

>>561965413
Ragnon Quest
Help some retard put her tampon in

>>561965605
Ragon*
Fucked that up didn't I

resident vil.
An retarder neighbor who thinks he is cool

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>Call of Duty: hosts
>you must host a COD LAN server of 100k+ people and deal with all the network issues

>>561966096
top fucking kek

The Walking Dad
>You must escape your dad and get your own life.

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>Metro'd
>Samus must ride the bus forever

Heartstone
>A love simulation, settled in the stone age. Goal is to make snu snu.

>>561966096
Lel

Metal ear solid 2: son of liberty

Snake loses his ear to solidus

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>Donkey Kong Cuntry
>fuck bitches get monkey

>>561965413
HAL-life.
Like The Sims, but with robots.

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>Battletads
>the game features several extremely badass tadpoles who have yet to metamorphose into toads

Sis
Fuck your sister

>>561968134
>>561968134
Now that I mention it...
The Sis
A wincest simulator

Tarcraft
Craft as much tar as possible

>Mine raft
>Constantly kick people off your small boat

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>Biosock
>you must save the remnants of mankind with only a sock

Evil may cry
Make the evil guys cry

Ton Hawk: Pro skater 4

You play as a 1 ton bird of prey performing various stunts on a steel-reinforced skateboard for the 4th time.

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>Dead pace 2
>you're a fat old man who must imminently reactivate his pacemaker or die

>Assassins Reed
>Assassins must tend and protect their Reed from evildoers.

Lender.
You must loan money.

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>>561969349
bahaha topkek

Tomb aider
You have to give dead people aids

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>Okemon
>You must watch as professor Oak shags your mom while you mash the A button.

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>Scribblenuts
>every word you enter produces a scrotum no matter what, and Maxwell can do nothing with them besides wear them on his chin

>>561966346
Left 4 Dad, Dad Island

Where does it end?

>Pyro
>Open world RPG
>Control a deranged otherkin lizard-man that goes around setting nurseries and hospitals on fire

>>561965413
The Itcher
Something about scratching or something I don't fucking know

Counter Trike

Be the most gangster toddler in your neighbourhood by triking around doing cool tricks.

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>Starcrat 2
>you navigate the posh lifestyle of an aristocracy in space, now with 50% more space

>Watch_Dog
>You are a German Shepard who must protect his house.

>>561969334
I'm in fucking tears

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>hearthstoned
>Must be high while playing

Dark Sols
>You go on a quest through space to restore light to sunless planets, and save them and shit.

>Sender Man
>Your job is to send various goods to people

>Ark Souls
You play as Noah, and must defend all the animals on your ark.

>>561965413
Rash Bandicoot

You are an orange mammal trying to find some ointment to cure your burning, itchy skin but no matter how many crates you open, no ointment can be found... only more fruit

>Don Starve
>You play as a retard named Don who's slowly starving and needs to find food

>Hey Bleed Pixels
>You play as a street announcer and you need to convince people they don't bleed blood, but in fact pixels.

>Si, You Are Being Hunted
>Exactly like Sir, You Are Being Hunted but set in Mexico

Oat simulator.

Play the new thrilling game which realistically depicts what it is like to be an out. Now with a new amazing physics engine!

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>Kirby's Ai Ride
>ai meaning love in Japanese, you must play as Kirby and hook up with as many Waddle Dees as you can within the allotted time

The Elder Scrolls IV: Olivion
>gotta eat all them olives

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Left 4 DEA

>coke deal gone bad
>DEA zombies pursue you across the country as you search for a cure
>the plot is fucking retarded like every zombie themed game
>plot twist
>is actually illuminati
>protected by tinfoil hat, you slay the new world order with trusty crowbar
>you are gordon freeman

>>561968663
>Tar Wars Battlefront
this tar is now weaponised

>Asssins Creed

An agent order of lisping men fighting off the tourrettes-ridden 'Tmplars'

>Pokémon Old

A Button makes your character say 'Gen 1 was the best'. None of the other buttons do anything.

Munt your friends.

Please, never google this. Ever.

>>561966096
>>561968663
>>561968929
>>561969334
>>561970584
>>561970774
kek

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>>561966346
>>561970025

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>Resident Vil.
>You play as the mayor of a small town. Your goal is to build up the town under the constant threat of zombies and over-dramatic main characters.

>Soni Generations
You play as new and old Sony products to defeat Microsoft and Apple

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Grand Theft Aut

"/b/ steals a car..."

>>561970648
>remove one letter from a video game title

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>>561965413

Rollercoaster T Coon.


T and his gang of niggers are terrorizing your park again. Only the promise of social welfare cuts can stop them.

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>Kid Carus
>be David Caruso as a child and attempt to keep him from ever having an acting career

>Super Mash Bros
You and a friend control Mario and Luigi in an hour long QuickTime event, where the first player to break the A button or tear a tendon loses

>Final Antasy
>Intense ant simulator

Battlefont: II
>in a world overrun by the copperplate gothics you must retake Helvetica and restore the Times New Roman Empire to it's former glory

>>561970678
Sounds like fun.

Mineraft: You must paddle your raft across the ocean avoiding sea mines and collecting fish

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>>561971934

Alo
>Ayy lmao

>>561971934
>>561971908
>>561971808
>>561971131
my sides have been descarted

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>Super Mario Galay
>you and Peach must dance through a gala as many times as possible until one of you dies of overexertion

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Porta

You have been given the task of cleaning aperture laboratories porta-potties.

There is a real mess in there after all that cake.

>>561966346
Red Dad Redemption

Your dad gets sunburned at the shore and when the family gets back, the neighbor kids make fun of him and call him tomato. You must convince the neighbor kids that your dad is cool

>>561965413

earthstone

its a picture of the rock

$49.99 not including the "Skybox DLC Pack"

Mario art
>draw him like one of your italian plumbers

>>561972365
kek

>>561971672
sorry - /b/ "attempts to" steal a car... and fails epicly coz we're all just getting high and jackin off

>Red Dad Redemption
You must avenge the murder of your Native American father, who was killed by a small time meth dealer in the parking lot of a Pizza Hut

Max Pane
>Awesome game where you get to experience the life of Pane windows
PC Man
>The Daily life of PC man has just turned to worse after the attack of Apple people
Silent Ill
>You must be silently ill, otherwise... bad things happen to those you love the most

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>>561970804

"Si, you are being hunted"

my sides are in orbit

>>561972431
hue

GTA: Ice City
>Play as an Eskimonobody, who builds slowly his criminal seal imperium and fuck Knut.

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>>561967536
My fucking sides

>>561965413
stupidest thread i ever sawr

>>561971808
Top kek

Meal of Honour

An elite team of chefs must track down the perfect recipe in order to earn a 5th michelin star.

>>561965413
Legacy of Kain: Soul Raver
You get a giant spectral glowstick fused to your arm, and must drop more acid and fuck more decomposing bitches than your traitorous brothers.

>>561972365
Dammit you beat me to it!

>>561965413
Drag n Age
>The Sims but everybody is a crossdresser

Super Mash Bros
Same game just with a more accurate title

>>561965413
Doo
must do things to defeat the demons

>Arm
>arm simulator

Ass effect make that booty wiggle wigglw

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Hal 3
>You play as Master Chief on his journey to kill HAL 9000, but is only 3 now.

ins of a solar empire

You run a inn on the edge of space.
Keep the booze flowing and the money pouring in.

Allout New Vegas

post apocalyptic cricket

>Gears of Wa
Exactly the same as Gears of War, but all the characters have strong Boston accents

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The Elders Rolls : Online

Your new job at the old peoples home has you clean out the gunk from this elderly gentleman's rolls of fat. What you don't know is that this is being broadcast to business men all over japan.

Get in there nice and deep.

>>561972682
Same as Inquisition then?

Topest of kels

Dead Pace
>You have to teach some mutes to beat the rhythm

>Ass Effect

you are a pornstar in seriously anal action

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>A ex Kidd

>You must masturbate the cunny of the daughter of the neighbors before they return of the church

>>561973020
Holy fuck I'm in tears.

FT

run a british broadsheet newspaper in this gripping roguelike management sim/RTS

>>561972818
well done

>>561973020
you're fucking killing me tonight /b/

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>>561970678

Devil Ma Cry
You are a demon who constantly disappoints their mother

Silent ill
You are the main character in a mental facility where deaf people are infected with deadly diseases

>>561973127
I guess, essentially.
Maybe it's an injoke like the 10/10 asses in Mass Effect.

rimson Dragon.
>you must battle your way to the white phantom by rimming the asses of all the opposing dragons.

Silent Hill Hoecoming
Defend your town against the sudden invasion of prostitues and strippers.

Dot 2
>You must draw a line between two dots in a laberynth without touching its walls

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>>561971737
>Hearthtone
>Embark on a broscience adventure with Blizzard's 9 favorite heroes and do some toning and spot reduction

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>Meal Gear Solid
>you must ingest as many machinery cogs as you can before dying of mercury poisoning

They Breath

You play a nigger that has to avoid the toxic, pungent sewer breath of rednecks, neckbeards, etc

>>561973562
>>561972420
>>561970648

lotta people playing Naxxramas, amiright?

this thread is pure gold

Resistance: Fall of Ma

Provide support to your mother in an attempt to stop her from falling.

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>>561972269
ayyy lmao

Bishock
you come out as bisexual to your friends, who are surprised and incredulous at the news

Left 4 Dad
A touching story of an abused daughter who seeks for find her biological father.

Metal Gear V: Round Zeros

Take the fight against Cipher in the ring of death in the prequel to the boxing match that ends the big boss saga

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Fallout Ew Vegas

get grossed out by ghoul hookers, chem addicts and Mr Fisto

>Battlefield Ad Company.
> You work as a salesman that's assigned to advertise his company's product in the middle of a battlefield.

Price of Persia
You are a diplomat trying to sell the whole persian empire for camels and tobacco

>>561972365
topkek

Tom Raider
In which you are a prison daddy who must take the anal virginity of young Thomas, a new inmate

Porta and Porta 2
You are locked in a Porta john and must escape before the toxic fumes kill you.

Alen's Isolation.
>your best pal Alen has been left in space.

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>>561973692
Cunter Strike
>all female beat-em-up

>>561965413
Tarcraft

>you make tar

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S M City 3000

Watch in awe as a city of 3000 people is transformed into an S&M Dungeon.

The 'iamweak' cheat won't help you here

The Secret of Money Island
You are a fucking hobo and you are trying to understand how they get so filthy rich in that fucking tropical island

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All Of Duty

do all of your household chores and tasks at once

Talker: Shadow Of Chernobyl

>You're a stalker that goes around Chernobyl choosing targets to which he will relentessly talk until they go insane and eventually kill themselves, ofc

>>561974294
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>561974150

kek

Aint's Row

You must kill everyone who says the word "ain't".

>>561974290

see also Tropic 4: Jungle simulator

>>561974332
This one is by far my fav

Gran Theft Auto.

It's the same game, but in Sicily.

Meg Man
Meg from family guy leaves her family and tries to find her true identity by having a sex change operation.

>>561971124
Or, Kirby's AI Ride, where the game plays itself and you can only hope it wins on its own

Metal Ear Solid.
>You play as a man with hearing problems who can't manage to keep his erection down.

>>561973750
i dont know, r u

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>Runscape
>run away from Jagex's hyperupdated abomination as quickly as you possibly can

Paper, Please
>a game in which you are in a bathroom stall with no toilet paper and you must ask other stalls for some

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>>561974448

ahem

Poemon Y. You play as a disgruntled Jamaican who recently got scammed out of all his money. The goal is to gain it back through venture capitalism starting with a lemonade stand

Need for Speed Carbo: you must comment every post in /fit before your heart gets hit by the steroids

ears of war

>some guys with a nigger with them beat an invading alien race just using their ears

The Simpsons: Rod Rage

Homer goes on a drunken, anger-fueled rape extravaganza

Im City

You are a gargantuan tard that replaces godzilla in an alternate universe. The gameplay is like Rampage.

Starbond
>You are a space priest who must marry as many loving stars as possible in the time alotted.

>Tea Fortress 2
>You have to make Fortresses out of Tea

>>561971826
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
pronounced Cuh-Roose

>>561965413
Assassin's Creed Black Fag

Surreptitious, racially diverse stealth rape game.

>>561974948
Better synopsis:
Rod Flanders snaps and kills his whole family. Avoid the police and continue your rampage!

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Gran Turism

Your grandma is a tourist. She doesn't like driving.

leisure sit larry
>just a nice sit and wait game

>>561974948
10/10 would play

These threads never fail to make me laugh. God damn.

tran simulator
>you play as a tumblr feminist
>walk the streets beggins for attention
>fill attention meter
>intense panic attack
>head home
>write blog post
>eat half your body weight in donuts and junk food
>pass out
>repeat

itman: Absolution

get contracted to play it with a bunch of international criminals for tons of $$$

>>561974332
le reddit upvoterino

microsoft fight simulator

>a fighting game for pc

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Lu trausers
>you play as an incontinent pilot; all buttons shit pants

Suer Mario
Mario stubs his toe on a negligent goomba and uses litigation to rob Bowser of everything he owns

Garry's Od
You play as a man named Garry who OD's after taking advice from /b/.

Grd 2: you are a dyslexic nigger attempting to enter second grade

Tea Fortress 2
A british man hires a group of mercenaries to stop his brother's mercernaries from stealing his tea.

Bishock
A game where you can play a cute girl named elizabeth and you have to come out as a bisexual independent woman

>>561974948

My favorite

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Ratchet and Clan

Ratchet breaks off from adventuring for a while to preserve the sanctity of the white race.

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>Assassin's Cred
>you must live life as a successful pimp/hitman and maintain your reputation while being forced to wear a dog cone, comically oversized sunglasses, a tutu, a giant purple strapon, a pegleg, and one Croc

Dablo II

the adventures of a young buck as he turns tricks to get the next hit of weed.

Ark Souls: a Jewish roleplaying game where you play as Noah and his family collecting all of the good and clean animals (none of those dinosaurs you filthy heathen) while waiting for God's flood.
Includes:
Visceral real time fighting with the local goyim heathens.
State of the art immersive story telling (just a story, mind)
Wii remote controls for hyper realistic circumcision stages.
And much more!
Only 250 shekels!

Oat Simulator

The thrill of the world's first cereal simulator

>>561975667
fuck i lost so hard

Timeslitters

>an angsty teenage Cortez travels through history's worst economic crisis to make ironic jokes

Obligatory Ass Effect post

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Left 4 Dad
>essentially fallout 3

>>561974448
Sant's Row

A gangstar sandbox starring Santa Claus, kicking ass and taking names.

the itcher

>you go around spreading std's that will cause an extreme genital itch

Porta
You are a mexican carpenter that has to make as many doors as possible before the apocalypse strikes in

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Papers Lease

You go to staples and try to get a stack of loose leaf on credit.

>Dark Sous
You are an African-American slave during the civil war, who struggles with living the life of a slave and a dream of owning a 5-star restaurant.

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>>561974184
Half-Lie 3
>you roleplay a lying Producer not working on a game that is never made

world of arcraft
kinda like dance revolution but there is just one button and everytime you press it a pirate says arr

>>561970004
>okmon
>battle and fight with mediocre fantasy animals. gotta catch an average amount

aint
>as in, this aint a game

Ed Alert 3

Ed, Edd, and Eddy give up scams and turn to terrorism.

>>561966346
I almost pissed myself, thanks anon

>>561974737

>implying that isn't already what their game has become

>Audisurf

You're a rich tycoon shopping for an Audi at the nearest dealership.

Need for Seed: Most Wanted

>you play a 007 who has to find the last seed of weed to safe the economy of colorado...

>>561975860
topkek

Red Dead Evolver
It's like spore, but you are forced to evolve into a native american and be wiped out by genocide

>>561971367
Is that a Weird Al reference? Or was his an even deeper reference?

u-turned
>your family was killed by you when you did a reckless u-turn on a motorway and now you are trying to overcome your grief and piece your life back together

>>561965413
Arry's Mod

>Rubeus Hagrid shows up to the Dursely's residence and introduces Harry Potter his half life 2 mod

Octo ad: dadliest catch

You work as an ad-designer with an octopus fetish, the goal is to create as many octopus related ads as possible

>Beyond Goo and Evil
You play as a young woman who is out to kill the man who raped her

Turk

You are Turk

>>561975715
Lost my souls

>>561975926

props for effort on MSpainted logo

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Le End Of Zelda

>You play as 9gager Ganon, who desires to put an end to the pot-smashing leprechaun named Zelda

>>561975448
>>561975767
I thought I was the only person who plays these games.

>>561966679
I don't think you get it.

>Assassin's Reed
>You go around assassinating reed with your hidden blades.

Ayday 2
>You play as Fonz, and your goal is to say "ayyy" to as many civilians as you can.

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>AGE
>The story of a man who must come to terms with a midlife crisis while in a post apocalyptic world.

>>561971370
>pokemon old
topkekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

'Morrow Win

You will win, but only tomorrow.

Tea Fortress

You must make a fortess out of tea bags.

>Star ox
You are a farmer trying to create a new breed of genetically superior super oxen.

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>>561974948
>Rod Rage

Oat simulator
well yeah, preety much you just dance with the wind

gran theft auto
>you have stolen an important comatose elderly woman
>you have to hide her from the cops and stuff

>>561976765
Ayday 3
>You play as an alien who needs to communicate to the human race but can only say "ayy lmao."

Watch Dos

You have to watch someone using a computer from the early 90s

>>561971808

kek'd

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>>561976907
haha

>Quak III: Duck Arena

Allout: New Vegas
>You save money for 8 years, only to take a much wanted trip to New Vegas and waste it all on a poker game.

>>561976540
lmao
pretty gud

Moral Kombat
You fight your opponent by crushing them in philosophical debate

>>561977202
ahahaha nice

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Able

>You beat up and discriminate handicapped people. The gameplay is crap because none of the cripples prove to be any challenge for your healthy, able body.
>Last boss is a healthy transcrippled crazy SWJ who actually proves to be a challenge until you realise xe is defeated by finding all xer triggers hinted throughout the story of the game and then using them on xer until xe dies from a severe panic attack

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>Borderlads
>you must stop all these damn Hispanic kids from flooding the US by shooting them in the face with progressively larger guns

>>561965413
>Left or dead
>Nascar game

Pokémon Lack
>basically the same as pokemon black, lacks any fun or creativity

Pokemon: Old Version.
You spend an agonising eternity lying on the ground, waiting to be brought coffee, bitterly obstructing the pavement. How your back aches. Following this, you attempt to show aspiring trainers how to catch Pokemon, and fail. Things just aren't like they used to be, are they?

Final Fantsy X
>You play as a dying high class citizen and must wow his guests for his last tea party.

Dance Dance Evolution

Basically Sailor Moon but with more dancing.

>>561971808
kekd

>>561977464

my sides

this thread is great

>>561977495
oh fuck that just destroyed me

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>>561977434
10/10 would buy

>>561977648
Nice Id Mcfly

Rash Bandicoot
you are an anthropomorphic bandicoot battling crippling allergies to fruit and crates

Zelda: Ocarina of Tim
Some guy named Tim plays an ocarina while your mom jacks him off. You have to watch from behind while throwing your boomerang around her to hit his dong. When you hit his dick wobbles back and forth. When Tim cums on your moms face you win

Ire Emblem you are angry that someone stole your emblem

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>VVVVV

You don't fall down as quickly.

Fa Cry

A simulator where you get fa shampoo in your eyes and have to navigate around with blurred vision

alone in the ark

>a game taking place after noah has failed in his mission to save all living things and now is drifting towards madness alone in his ark

this requires an appropriate picture but i'm sure someone else could do it better than me

>>561975202
>Leisure Suit Arry
jewish marathon

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>>561976540

>the itcher
you play a mosquito in an sandbox-style game and get bonus points for combo itches

Chron Trigger

It's pretty much the same except the main character has Crohn's disease and you must avoid pissing your bowels off while you go through time and save the world.

>ssassins creed unity

>You must unite the French with your sassy as fuck creed.
Use your hidden sass to walk around the city, being one sassy mother fucker

>>561972365
would play/10

GTA Ice City
normal gta style game but its on the north pole

Wii Ports
>Use the wii remote to navigate and dock your ship. Unload all of the goods in the time allotted and beware the pirates at sea!

Pokmon
You must blow raspberries into her cunt

Ultra Treet Fighter IV

Beat the shit out of your little brother for his ice cream cone. Every year or so, little brother is rebalanced to be a little less of a bitch, but in the end it doesn't make much of a difference.

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Golden Eye
= Olden Eye
You play as a horny teenager who seems to have quite an eye for older men

Meg Man X

A man suffering a gender identity crisis who's must find the other two Xs to make a porno.

Otodad
>you're secretly a turk and have to hide this fact from your family
Antchamber
>you're playing an ant in a terrarium
Limo
>you're a young boy that dies while selling lemonade
Half-Life 2: Lost Coat
>Dr. Kleiner lost his lab coat in a church

>>561976643
but what if zelda was a grll?

allout 3

>a game where you go all out

Orc Must Die!
>a mentally handicapped orc who can only refer to itself in the third person has been mortally wounded and is dying

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>>561977297

Best of thread

>>561972365
Dad Space
>you and your dad go to outer space

Metal Gear Sold
Your nation of soldiers collapses after you spend all your money at auction bidding on a useless walking nuclear tank

>Silent ill
America's top deaf rapper's journey to the top

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>>561978421

for the third time

>Hotline Mami
mom is the key

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>Rink
>you must skate around an ice rink killing people

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>>561973003

Demo Souls
demo to dark souls

>>561965413
>euro duck simulator

simulate quacking and flapping gameplay with 15 locations all over europe

Need or Speed
>an amphetamine addict is facing a tough decision

>>561975950
ho ho ho

Arm 3
>You play as a man with 3 arms who struggles to fit in with the rest of the world.

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>alo
>as an illegal immigrant you must drive a Jeep with a mounted minigun through the US and kill as many Republicans as you can

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>>561965413
>Unreal Old
As a retired ex-military that was once held captive in a POW camp you awaken in a retirement home with vague memories of who you are and how you got there. You must work your way room to room as your memory flashes back in waves trying to make it out of the home. The nurses, trying to subdue you, are your enemy and must be eliminated. Many of your fellow elderly want to die with dignity, but it's your choice. Free your people, or end their misery.

>>561977297

some of these are just too good for /b/

>>561965413
Wolfensein

>>561977791
hi, im tim

Ass Effect
it's like gta but you get to show off your ass on different occasions

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The Sim, there is no one else but you in a town. you try to make light of it with shenanigans, but eventually cry yourself to sleep to the thought that no one will ever love you because there is no one but you

The Fores
>You play as a lone man at the end of a golf course, frantically trying to dodge the barrage of golf balls.

>>561974731
It lags a lot because of all the people playing at once

Antchamber
you're let alone in a little room which is filled more and more with ants

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> Angman Style

You play as Aang from Avatar the Last Water Bender to get an Angus grilled cheese sandwhich from Starbucks so you could save the last remaining digimon: Pikachu

>Aloe In The Dark
He needs a dolla, but he can't find one

7 Day to Die
>You play as an illiterate retard who has been diagnosed with cancer, and has 7 days to live.

Psychonuts
An RTS game where you must organise a rabble of inmates in a mental asylum and coordinate an escape plan using only your ability to convince them to empty their bowels

Hal.
You play as Malcolm Wilkerson's father and have to put up with Lois, Francis, Dewey, Malcolm, and Reese forever without killing yourself.

Super Sash Bros Melee

You and your brother are tied for first place in a gay male's beauty pageant. You must yank that bitch's weave and vogue up in hurr to claim your rightful place as #1.

>>561973946
Id play that one

>>561976724
>removes one letter

what didn't he get

Star Raft
>you are a refugee off a crashed starship and must navigate the universe in a raft

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Ass effect
> Discover the galaxy to find what kind of effect an ass has on you

Lan Wake
it's a LAN party simulator that requires a click every now and then. if you don't the game is over because you fell asleep

>>561979503
fucking hell

NOTOKYO
>you're an american terrorist who hates japan
>planning to nuke tokyo

>Spintire
Your only options in the game is to rotate the camera left or right until you don't feel like playing the game any more.

>>561979194
The SMS

>You receive a coded text message that is 2spooky4u
>You must uncover the mystery

>>561970241
I would play this game.

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>>561977791

SpedRunners
>After choosing from several playable retards, you must then race your fellow retards to the finish line.

>>561976643
^THIS

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>>561976985

top shelf kek

Rockbad
Where you realise that the perpetual rhythmic clacking of plastic peripherals is slowly eating away at the very spirit of Rock Music.

ar cry
>some retard in a pirate costume yells arr at people

Branching out:

>Clash of LANs

Mediocrity-filled game, in which the only 2 people to ever use Local Area Network for gaming have a game together.

>Candy Cush

RPG game, in which you are Jaquon, an entrepreneurial person of colour, setting up a sweet shop in downtown Detroit. The twist: he's constantly high. Dodge and weave to avoid being caught by the cops for being mad blazed.

Saints Ow IV
>You play as the president trying to survive an alien invasion, but you constantly stub your toe off every corner.

>>561977202
Of all the great ones in this thread. This one takes the cake!

Destiny.
Detiny - You're a tiny man on a detox, you're in rehab and currently going cold turkey from your addictions.

Dark siders.
Ark Siders - you're attached so the side of Noah's ark, you're tasked with getting inside and slaying all his animals

Crysis 2
Cryss 2- You're a tumblrgirl fag, you constantly are exposed to pictures that make you react by saying "Crys" miss spelling the word and adding numerous 's' on the end. Like Crysssssssss

No mans sky
N mans sky - You're called N and you own the business sky, you sell shitty internet to people and over price your television services for shitty channels

Red dead redemption
Ed dead redemption - You're a man called Ed, you found out you have cancer and only have 4 months to live, you're hell bent on getting redemption for your dead wife who was stabbed to death...with a pizza slice.

idk I can't think of anymore good ones

minecarft

game where proper spelling of the word faction is against the rules

>>561979696
The gameplay is just configuring your IP address, Wake-On-LAN feature and stuff trying to get a 10MBit token ring LAN to work so you can play Quake.

>>561974279
Simlish safe words are the fucking worst.