Best of 4chan thread post 'em

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I have more if u want give me a preference smaller or bigger

inb4 Neil

>buypil

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>This

>>561895717
Top fucking kek

>>561895881
>I auto chain into a sick 45 hit combo
shit gets me every time

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which one should i start with /b/ros?

>>561897570
>this comment
fuck this killed my sides forever

>>561897906
That one.

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>>561898560
dis one?

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>>561895717
Buuuuuuuuummmmppp

>>561899209
>I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere
Laughing so fucking hard

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Neal anyone?

>>561895881
That was Golden

Anyone have the adobe reader guy story ?

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>>561902832
could guediup

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>Doradus

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>>561903084

>>561899786
>404 sides not found.

>>561903084
Thx anon

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>>561895717

>>561903084
part 2?

>>561904813
That is someone masturbating with no dick isn't it?

>>561904971
Pretty confusing, but it seems like someone a male having an orgasm without his genitals. How does that even work?

Bamp. Want to see all of the new threads. Been away for about 3 months

>>561904813
I don't like this. I never wanted to see this.
Only the dead can know peace from this evil

>>561903460
my sides

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>>561899786
>still undefeated
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>561904813
First off, that gif is way too long.

Secondly, that looks like an exploding clit.

>>561900052
This never happened, but I'm saving it anyways.

>>561906470
>we were far from his crying, he's 6
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

>>561904818
http://imgur.com/a/B9wqU

>>561906470
My sides are now in a perfectly geostationary orbit

>>561906934
>gif

Kill yourself

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>>561906971

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>>561907818

>>561904813
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

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>>561906010
Thats pretty gud.

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this is best topkek

>>561909658
Sides have attained lift off

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Proud to be of service, faggot

/r/ poop bandit, full story.
That guy is my hero.

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FEELS INCUMMING

courtesy of /pol/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHlOeFjxMBE
Somebody once told me
the Jews are gonna roll me
I ain't the biggest threat in the east
They were lookin kind of dumb
with the Samson option sprung
and Hamas in the strip on the West Bank

Well

The Kurds start coming and they don't stop coming
Armed by the Jews, though we hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to take Mosul
The Jews get rich while the goyim get screwed
So much to do, so much to take
so what's wrong with taking the Levant
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't ALLAHU ACKBAR

Hey now, it's a Jihad
Get your hijab
Go raid
Hey now, it's a Jihad,
Takin Baghdad
Get paid
All those shekels and gold
But only killing kikes breaks the mold...

Some Hamas once asked
could I spare some mustard gas
I need to form a little Islamic state
I said yep,
what a concept,
I could use a holy war myself
And we could all use a little staaaaaaate

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>>561911047
Haha you said cum.

>>561911275

WELL

The Kurds start coming and they don't stop coming
Armed by the Jews, though we hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to take Mosul
The Jews get rich while the goyim get screwed
So much to do, so much to take
so what's wrong with taking the Levant
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't ALLAHU ACKBAR

Hey now, it's a Jihad
Get your hijab
Go raid
Hey now, it's a Jihad,
Takin Baghdad
Get paid
All those shekels and gold
But only killing kikes breaks the mold...

>thank you based /pol/

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I have an assload of these to dump.

>>561896230
Where is part 7!?

>>561911592
pls dump faggot
Heaven is nigger

>>561903460
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT /b/

>>561895717
>based OP
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air Force, called MI-6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called the NYPD, called Obama, called Romney, called George W. Bush, called the Queen, called François Hollande, called Nicolas Sarkozy, called Putin, called David Cameron, called Marine lePen, called every governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill as well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called the US Army, called the British Army in every era, called every phone sex line, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my state senators, called every Republican in the US, called every Democrat in the US, called every Libertarian in the US, called every Green in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scott Pelley, called Jon Stewart, called Stephen Colbert, called half of all Mexican drug cartels, called Nintendo, called SEGA, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every Freemason, called Bilderberg Group, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>561895717
http://pastebin com/aW25L6mK

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>>561911841

Heaven where the fuck do come from sometimes.

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I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is violated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.

For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?

Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD."

Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.

>>561909658
Boring as shit.

>>561912717
tottally going in my next shadowrun session.

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>>561895717

dont let this die

>>561899786
KEK

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>no fats mcgee

I am disappoint

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>>561914039
the god emperarh

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>>561913864

>>561904813
aw fuck
fucking no
holy shit that's gross
Like I'm pretty desensitised but that was fucking
naw man.

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>>561895717
some of the best, let's see

>>561913119
/tg/ goes for a late night stroll.

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>>561895717
best op

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why is this not here yet?

>>561915059
living the dream

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>>561915018
haha! It's 5 in the afternoon here!

>>561907815
evartim

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>>561916021
/b/ always up to fake bullshit as always

related

>>561915963
fucking
genius

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>>561911036
Dead

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I like the nice /b/.

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>>561915963
>You're a mean one, Mr. Goodman!

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>>561917228

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>>561917228
This made me cry.

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http://vimeo.com/99423361

>>561904813
The fuck nigga i actually cringed

I can look at fucked jappuke porn but wtf man wtf

>>561913119
How to make /tg/ convulse
>start thread
>post picture of lance
>"I love spears"
>wait for shitstorm

>>561918219
>katana vs. sword
>shitstorm ensues

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>>561918037
>>561918037
Sorry anon. Have a nice day though.

>>561899854
not posting the more hilarious replies that the post got
>faggot

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>>561904813
Fuck this fucking faggotry. Fuck this website. Fuck cunt.

>>561905342
Holy shit that is hard to read

>>561918494
Obvious bait is too obvious
>Joan of Arc thread
>"muh paladins"
>"muh brilliant tactics"
>"muh politics"
>"muh religion"
>"muh wimmen's armor debate"
works every time.

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>>561913864
Fucking lost!

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>>561915059
king of /b/

>>561899209
i laughed for a minute and a half at this. oh god my eyes. i'm crying

>>561917228
So do I /b/rother. So do I.

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>>561921763
>>561917228
There is always a light side on /b/, you cum gulping faggots.

>>561895717

is this what is considered funny in /b/ nowadays?

>>561922669
le edgy

>>561902475
comedy gold

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>>561895717

>>561904813
what the fuck is this

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>>561924501
I fucking hate this post. After you read it once it's not really funny. At all.

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capped this a few days ago

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>>561904813

>>561916414
jesus

>>561896230
Holy damn was that worth the read.

>>561917228
oh no... not timmy!

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>>561919187
MOAR

moooar

>>561903370
Life

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Y'all just lost

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>>561899854
>>561918535

>>561899786

10/10

made me post

>>561899209
i remeber this, I dont think its the least bit funny. That guy was trying way too hard.

>>561928179
I'm still profuselyoung laughing even as I type this omfg my sides

>>561901114
10/10 top kek

>>561922236
"Real" tits

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>>561904813

>>561903460
dear god. I may've just involuntarily voided my bowels from laughter.

>>561903370
Worth the read every time

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How has this not been posted already

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>>561898560

>>561900052
Kek'd

>>561899786
oh shit. Haven't lost that hard in a long time

>>561901114
>hear her saying "what the fuck" while she's throwing up
lost

>>561905342
My sides are in orbit right now

>>561931236
forced and unfunny. olive oil is very valuable.

>>561901114
Ha

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i like this one cuz military

>>561928251

Someone post that gal.

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>>561896424

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Anyone have Leanna Torvault greentext?

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>>561916414
dear god

>>561934746
damn. poor guy.

>>561903460
Didn't even laugh, just smiled and said "Dear god, that is fucking genius."

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I guess I'll post some /tg/

>>561934746
Is that all he wrote?

>>561938658
yeah it's a bit too forced to laugh at it really.

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Part 1

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does anyone have the greentext story about some anon that goes to Gamestop and repeats "blood and guts" or something similar to that

>>561924963
my sides have achieved propulsion

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>>561939094
Part 2
Best fucking thread I've ever been in

>>561895717
No hope for The Cellphone Generation.
No hope at all.

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captcha: yetarr <i>soften</i>

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alright, that should be enough /tg/ for now.

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>>561911036

My fucking sides at that.

>>561895717
see>>561938214

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>>561938868
this was his last post
wasn't included in that screencap

>>561904813

I never laughed so hard at the little bloblings

>>561940328
Nice, thanks.

>>561906971
>this never happened
Are you sure?

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>>561895717
here's the best of /b/

a pony thread going straight to the top

fuck all mods

>>561896230
R.I.P. Shadowfang

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>>561938868
>>561940328
fuck the military

>>561903084
Fuckin' Adobe
Thanks for posting.

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>>561904813
Goddamn son. Thats a first for me and i've seen some shit over these past 8 years.

>>561924963
this one always makes me kek.
10/10

>>561928052
>dat signature

bumpadiddyo

>>561903084
I love that theme. Any idea where to get it?

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>>561933994

>>561925421
Wait, isn't this the fucker from Criminal Minds?

>>561899786
My sides fucking exploded at the elbow drop part.

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>>561922236

>>561896521
good to say they don't always kill the lizard.

>>561904813
wat the actual....

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>>561944789
>mod=white knight
absolutely terrifying, I saw that thread and follow it from the beginning, can't belive it mods, really?

>>561906470
pure gold.

>>561904813

Any source for this?

>>561917228
>the briefest lights shine the brightest
That's deep nigga

>>561934746
Damn that wasn't funny, that was just feels

>>561909658
More of Dennis, please.

>>561947970
>>561948154
>>561948404
Christ, please stop. Go back to Facebook with your shitty-ass humor.

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>>561948654

>>561910785
This.
One of the best threads I've ever read.

>>561896230
Someone needs to do an overstylized manga interpretation of this. I would pay all my money to see this happen.

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if you can remember this, you was here all summer

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>>561910785
>>561949137
Poop Bandit full story please.

>>561948776
Not even, you're just genuinely unfunny. Thanks for stopping.

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>>561949865

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>>561895717

this is relevant to my internets

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>>561950238
how is this fucking shit thread still around

you all have AIDS.

>>561788343

(take a look at the date ... )

>>561950729
http:// boards . 4chan . org / b / thread / 561788343

>>561949739
I wonder if the people who write these kind of stories are
a)the depicted neckbeards daydreaming about themselves
b)normal people making fun of them

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enjoy the cancer

>>561950991
c)losers making fun of other losers, like most of 4chan

>>561951337
figures

>>561922212
hahahahahah fucking japan

>>561950129
I don't get it, are you being shitty on purpose? Do you just wanna torment me for no reason? Are you trying to ruin my life?

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>>561945201
it's more fun this way than just kill it hurr dduur
way more creative too

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>>561952273

>>561945915
can i have the original titty pic pls

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>>561947514
took me a second

>>561952273
Started as best of 4chan screencaps, now it's 9gag.

>>561904813
Can someone post a gif of this

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>>561904813
Lol Thx for warning me faggots now i'll never click that link Haha

>>561899786

>still undefeated

orbital sides.

>>561902362
The Neal Chronicles are absolute diamonds mined from the depths of /b

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>>561916414
What's going on here ?!

>>561911275
someone needs to sing that on vocaroo

>>561897570
Oh fuck I died

>>561939792
Why did she get mad?
The ending doesn't really make any sense.

>>561897570
>
Uhm that's not possible like at all..

>>561903460
>Dont stop, be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to to that fee, Ling

God fucking damnit /b

>>561904813
Not sure what I'm looking at, is this a castrated guy?

>>561956296
Castrated implies someone nipped his balls, he straight up cut his dick off

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>>561938815

420praiseit/10

>>561952425
>talk about odin
>picture thor
win win faggot

>>561956620
>mfw where is his dick ?!

>>561904813
wait... no balls but theres cum? explain pls

>>561907818
Jesus Christ 10/10

>>561949827
What is that thing?

>>561910361
wow. these threads never get me to even smirk a bit, but that was hilarious

>>561907818
What game is this?

>>561957289
Only the sperm cells themselves come from your testicles. The rest of your goo is made elsewhere inside your body. Didn't you fucking learn this in health class?

>>561944330

IT'S SPECIAL AGENT SPENCER FUCKING REID YOU CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT

>>561957835
wondering as well

>>561955704
>..
kill self faggot.

>>561903084
that fucking theme though. why

>>561933313
Tunisian detected. Nice chubs.

>>561956620

>mfw someone actually had to take the photos and watch it happen.

>>561906470
Fucking tears of joy