>*Comes into class and sits in his spot without saying anything.*
EVERYONE ON THE GROUND.
>Side eyeing neighbours tits
>feels good man
"Anon, can you come and solve this answer on the board
>oh god no
What? I'm not tired - I'm just high.
Jabba peecha chakka no teacher boonowa tweepi. Oh hohohohoho
ALL RIGHT YOU GOD DAM FAGGOTS, WHO THREW THAT BALL OF PAPER AT ME???
I just thought I'd let you know, that we do have a seating arrangement in this class.
*Whew why won't anyone sit with me? I feel like a loser, and that creepy guy is looking at me*
so this is it, huh
this is 4chan now?
Sir, can you help me with this equation? I'm not sure how I should differentiate this exponential. These revision guides aren't very helpful and the textbook doesn't cover an example of anything like this.
werent we supposed to have a test today?
Yeah sure I would love to
That aint the kinda dope im talkin bout /b/ro
W-what! Don't be silly I'm just here to learn just like the rest of you all!
Also, do any of you know if there are any RAD UNDERAGED PARTIES going on tonight?
Damn all these bitches and sports players look the same.
Dude he's going to beat the shit out of you, you pathetic loser
Aw yes now this is the rad hip stuff I am talking about! Let's all go and get HIGH OFF DRUGS..because we are cool kids like that
Uh. Is there any chicks in this class? Huhuhuhuh. Come to Butthead. Huhuhuh huhuh. I'm gonna score.
Omg you guys totes gross. Don't look at my boobs.
Gary,this is your fucking 10th time in 3rd grade.
Keep your shit together if you dint want to end up a bum
Ayy motherfucker why don't you rap back?
Oh thats right cuz ya rhymes are crap
Nigga back up and let the masters talk
Or do ya wanna get smashed from the fuckin hulk?
You gotta tiny dick, what a shame
An your "cool" ass act is fucking lame
I know you wanna get on my fucking style
But that ain't never gonna happen, not even in a while
Why the shit is the study guide and the test not the same in any way?
I have a rather large bone for you to examine.
Shit, I forgot to revise for the biology test today.
Your shit's in the book. Now leave me alone as I get paid to be a human guide for you.
GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A BUST. I'M CIA
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, I NEED YOU ALL TO GO IN A SINGLE FILE LINE IN THE HALLWAY. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SEARCH YOU ALL NOW
Oh jeez. The guys at the Gym said it'd work. So eh, wanna go catch a m-movie or somethin'?
I KNEW IT BITCH! YOUR THE ONE ABOUT TO GET DOWN!
CIS WHITE ANON IS TRIGGERING ME I THIS I AM GOING TO HAVE A PTSD
WOMEN OF THIS CLASS STAND UP AND UNIT AGAINST THE CIS WHITE MAN
*Teacher signs referral*
*Reasons for this referral
lack of reasoning
Yelling for no reason
Also needs to be in a remedial class or in a special snowflake class
Yeah sure, but it will have to be next week.
Im pretty occupied with my cousins visiting.
JUST GET ON THE GROUND ANON
WE HAVE THIS SCHOOL SURROUNDED
Come on bro, we got some agents to shoot up
Shit's about to go down! *Put's iPod classic in and play's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DPF_pWIy3w *
"That's right. Two skinny faggots that think they can take on a whole task force + reinforcements. Should be easy enough"
It's a brand, now shut the fuck up.
Fite me irl Ill make you loose your identity nigu
What the fuck did you just say about my buddy, you little shit? You sound like a little bitch, not surprising that you look like one as well. Maybe when you get halfway to my level you will realize that I can say whatever the fuck I like, but I doubt that will ever happen. And even though your face looks like it's spent 9 rounds with Mike Tyson in his prime I doubt you've ever been in a real fight, my guess is the only moves you would know are the "tap" or bloodied gurgle as you slip in and out of consciousness. So let's do this thing, tell me when and where homeslice. I'll fucking crank your neck back and use that mop that you call a head of hair to wipe your ass after you shit your pants
GET THE CHINK AND THE NIG ON THE GROUND, BIG SHAQ DIESEL'S COMIN' IN
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduate top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, Confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed forces! You. Nothing but another bread! Chaika, cook you out! Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, Trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! you, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tounge, should have. But, couldnt. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! kid. Smothered.
They going off right... about... now! GO GO GO!!!
OH SHIT GUYS BRB I FORGOT I LEFT MY HOMEWORK IN MY LOCKER!
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
"Yes sir. Bombs have been taken care of. Our mole worked out perfectly"
>turns head towards you
>morphs into alien
*Puts on fedora and takes out bolt action* Look at all you inferior human beings I am a supreme gentlemen, you blondes and jocks sicken me! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE *shoots random innocent people before crashing car and killing self*
Your mole is dead fucker and your about youre be next
You such a fag niggu you need to start showing respect bitch.
I will navy seal you,your just another target.
whichever one of you faggots does my homework will get some ass.
Fuck, i didn't wanna have to do this... BACK UP NIGGAS OR THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS GOIN BOOM BOOM
What is the teacher even teaching today anyway? I haven't been paying attention.
Never what is it like a store?
WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD FUCKING DAMN I'M TRYING TO STUDY
Not really, its like this really rad website were everybody likes Zelda and you prove how cool you are by triforcing to other people also there are boobs there and lots of other stuff too, you should try it sometime
We...we tried our best
..and I was a week from retirement
"prom is for losers. I'm just gonna save my money, I can dance at home. "
BURNED THAT BITCH HARD
GET REKT LIKE RALPH YOU WHORE
>spins his fully loaded dickhole gun
>knocks a bunch of bitches over with the sheer force of his long dong silver
Eyyye uhm sereuss
*sits up in the corner"
DADDY WAS AN ASSHOLE HE FUCKED YOU UP, PUT THE GEARS IN YOUR HEAD NOW HE GREASES THEM UP-
*runs away to highfive friend*
Nonono a .org
Its an org because its run by an organization called anonymous who wear these happy mad and they're all like really interested in romans because they say theyre legion and also the have good memories because they never ever forget anything apparently
>Sitting in the back corner desk
>playing katawa shojo on laptop
I took shrooms before this class, is this physics? Wait, what the fuck am I doing in High school?
>evolves into super ebola tier nigger
Wehy deed eiit?
>Everyone, I'd like you to welcome our new exchange student. She's from Canada or something.
HOLY SHIT that sounds fly as fuck I'm going to have to check that out so this triforce thing does it go something like this?
OHHHH HE SAID YOU AINT HAD NO NOEEPLESSS
Uh... um... s-sure, but it has to be at your house because my parents don't like foreigners. I-is that okay?
If I forget my homework, will you die?
Iirc that was 8:50-9:50. So I was still in bed.
Psst, hey >>561816654. Can you ask >>561816253 if she likes me or thinks I'm cute?
>giant super tard nigger suddenly rips in half from the inside
>its George Zimmerman
>nigger suit pools at his feet
>raises gun and fires two shots at anon
"You can't zim zam the flim flam"
Hahahaha, good one Ryan wanna fuck them up at the lockers at lunchtime today
Hey guys sorry I'm late, I will be your new substitute teacher.
Oh boy, time to go on a feel trip. OC incoming
Fuck yeah bruce,lets show these nerds who's the Alpha male around
No man, we ain't goin out like that... We goin out.... WITH A BANG!! SUCK ON THIS CIA!!!
>Anon, your grades are so bad this semester. I think I need to give you extra classes, anon.
*Pulls out a piece of gum and puts into my mouth*
I h-hope nobody saw me.