ITT we're stuck in third period

*cough*

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>>561800823
/thread

a

*throws pencil at ifR0fy8I

*thinking of playing sonic 2 again when i get home*

WHO THE FUCK FARTED?

ayy lmao

>>561800823
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE POSSE, ese

is there any girl in this stupid class?

>>561801190
ur mum m90.

Screw you guys my third period was auto mechanics all through high school

*FAPS UNTIL BLEEDS

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Teacher, can I have a hall pass?

>>561800823
***loudly drums with pencil during silences***

>>561800823
Teacher!!! OP won´t stop being a faggot!

*stealthily checks phone every 10 seconds*

*masturbating*

>>561801553
come back quick *gives wooden hallpass*

teacher, are you going to check the homework?

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So what are we having for lunch?

Ayy teacher u won sum of dis dick yeah? I could fit this whole truck in ur mums vagina.

Damn Miss Poundsman gotta fat ass!!

>>561800823
Third period is for norm fags who went to regular school.

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>*Comes into class and sits in his spot without saying anything.*

>>561800823
-drawing stars on desk-

>>561800823
Gets up, punches teacher in the face, K.O. and take a fat, sweaty, slippery, greasy, repulsive shit on OP's desk

>>561801572
boom ska boom boom ska

Teacher i think >>561801924
is high

>>561801924
HEY TEACHER! pi9bA8N3 is high again

>>561801068
genesis does what nintendon't

At which age is third period?

/well-meaning foreigner hehe

>>561801553
>>561801804
I shouldn't be nostalgiaing this hard.

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>>561800823
EVERYONE ON THE GROUND.

***sleeping with mouth open! desk covered in giant pool of drool***

>>561801924
Oh this kid again. Just how fucking high are you right now?

>>561802146
Nintendo is what genus isn't.

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>>561801804
>He thinks I'm coming back

>>561801812
You inhuman piece of filth

>>561801814
10/10 would bang

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>>561802103
>this guy

>>561800823

Which grade?

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>Side eyeing neighbours tits
>feels good man
"Anon, can you come and solve this answer on the board
>oh god
>oh god no

Why are we stuck in third period anyway? Not like anyone ever got shot during some shitty lockdown anyway

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>>561802249


***exchange of gunfire***

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>>561802103
>>561802094
>>561802267

What? I'm not tired - I'm just high.

Wait...

>>561802103
no tattling anon

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>>561802249
please don't shoot me

>>561801924
*leans over*
dude wtf! I thought we were saving that shit til after 4th period?!

>>561802625
10th

Ayy whaddup guys? Shieeet when did class start?

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Jabba peecha chakka no teacher boonowa tweepi. Oh hohohohoho

>stares at hp/jk8r6
>"ayy lmao bitch"

>>561800823
*coughs blood everywhere*
sorry guys

>>561800823
Hi I'm the substitute teacher, I'll be taking over this class.
My name is Mr Stormaunt

>head down
>hood up
>ear buds in

>>561802925

gah my 10th grade 3rd period class was bullshit

>>561802249
>>561802662
achmed pls

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ALL RIGHT YOU GOD DAM FAGGOTS, WHO THREW THAT BALL OF PAPER AT ME???

>>561802146
Hercules does what Nintendercules.

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>>561803053
I just thought I'd let you know, that we do have a seating arrangement in this class.

>>561802894
Whatever. Hey my fellow classmates, would any of you like to partake in ILLEGAL DRUG RELATED ACTIVITIES with me after lunch? :^)

i don't even remember school, shit

>>561803319
You little nigger

>>561800823
I'm not paying attention, probably playing Metroid Fusion on my GBA.

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*Whew why won't anyone sit with me? I feel like a loser, and that creepy guy is looking at me*

>>561803343
Don't fucking try that shit with me, i know your with the cia

*throws pencil at >>561803319 *

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>>561802853

>Draws on desk
>Teacher tells me to stop
>Tell teacher to choke on bag of dicks
>Also share your drugs.
>Anyone got any dope?

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This maths is too hard.

>>561802249
>>561802662
Crashing this period
WITH NO SURVIVORS

i fucken hate algebra. i think i'll put my head on my desk till its time to go

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>>561801052
so this is it, huh
this is 4chan now?
Facebook 2.0

Sir, can you help me with this equation? I'm not sure how I should differentiate this exponential. These revision guides aren't very helpful and the textbook doesn't cover an example of anything like this.

>>561803632
I - I think the black dude over there has some weed. Come with me, I want some too

>>561803882
wut

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>penis inspection day again

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werent we supposed to have a test today?

Hey does any of you guys wanna see my radical yo yo skills after class?

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Why even here? Im gonna go in speacial home anyway.

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>>561804139

Yeah sure I would love to

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>>561803924
That aint the kinda dope im talkin bout /b/ro

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I didn't study.

>>561804387
Fuck off slut
You're not even cute

>>561804554
Ayy you jelly?

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>>561803510
W-what! Don't be silly I'm just here to learn just like the rest of you all!
Also, do any of you know if there are any RAD UNDERAGED PARTIES going on tonight?

>>561804664
hes jelly bro

>>561804664
Fight me bitch
Meet me at the lockers after school

>>561804434
nice, man. ok, just meet me after this period, I know this guy but he's outside school. bring $60.

>>561801812
Fuck off he was going to forget about it.

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YO HOMIE'S LETS SMOKE SUM CRACK

>>561804876
$60 bucks the fuck i aint payin more than 40.

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Damn all these bitches and sports players look the same.

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>>561804863
Dude he's going to beat the shit out of you, you pathetic loser

>>561804863
See you then bitch, i have 3 years of taekwondo on my side

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>>561803206
Whats gucci my nigga

>>561800903
Anon-kun you're such a fucking faggot holy shit

does anyone remember if its chicken nugget day? i like chicken nugget day

>>561804664
yo lets jump this faggot dog

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>>561804387
Are you an archaeologist?

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Where am I.

>>561805235
Lets do it yo

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>>561804938
>>561803924
Aw yes now this is the rad hip stuff I am talking about! Let's all go and get HIGH OFF DRUGS..because we are cool kids like that

>>561805108
Don't kid yourself Timmy, you fedora wearing fuck
You're 5'1 and 300 pounds

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>>561805331
No, why?

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>>561800823
Uh. Is there any chicks in this class? Huhuhuhuh. Come to Butthead. Huhuhuh huhuh. I'm gonna score.

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Omg you guys totes gross. Don't look at my boobs.

>>561805637
Ariel was my first boner but she actually looks pretty retarded.

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>>561805452
>>561805452
you know i got that fire homes

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>>561805452
Gary,this is your fucking 10th time in 3rd grade.
Keep your shit together if you dint want to end up a bum

>>561805042
o-ok fine, bring $40 I'll put the rest.

>>561805452
shut up jimmy. you know you want to be one of the cool kids

>>561805521
Ayy motherfucker why don't you rap back?
Oh thats right cuz ya rhymes are crap
Nigga back up and let the masters talk
Or do ya wanna get smashed from the fuckin hulk?
You gotta tiny dick, what a shame
An your "cool" ass act is fucking lame
I know you wanna get on my fucking style
But that ain't never gonna happen, not even in a while

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Why the shit is the study guide and the test not the same in any way?

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>>561805637
I have a rather large bone for you to examine.
*sweats profusely*

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Shit, I forgot to revise for the biology test today.

>>561803882
This isn't math class, you fucking twat.

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>>561806206
Niggy are you serious?

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>>561803882
Your shit's in the book. Now leave me alone as I get paid to be a human guide for you.

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!

I SAID DO IT!

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!

SOMEBODY DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!

>>561806287
Shit i'm in the wrong class

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>>561805842
GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A BUST. I'M CIA

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, I NEED YOU ALL TO GO IN A SINGLE FILE LINE IN THE HALLWAY. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SEARCH YOU ALL NOW

teacher i have to take a shit

>>561806581
kek'd

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>>561806531
Oh jeez. The guys at the Gym said it'd work. So eh, wanna go catch a m-movie or somethin'?

>>561804746
If the bell rings, will you die?

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What's up putos?

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>>561806742
I KNEW IT BITCH! YOUR THE ONE ABOUT TO GET DOWN!

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>>561806742
AWWWW SHIT NIGGA
RUUUN

>>561802925
>Online school for that year

Checkmate everyone else.

>>561806742
>giant tard nigger from the back stands up
>potato kid with level 100 armor
DUFEEND MAH NIGGEIIRSS
NIGEEIIER SMESH
>runs at you with the force of a thousand pounding elephants

>>561800823
MAM
CIS WHITE ANON IS TRIGGERING ME I THIS I AM GOING TO HAVE A PTSD
UH
NO RIGHTS
WOMEN OF THIS CLASS STAND UP AND UNIT AGAINST THE CIS WHITE MAN
*Teacher signs referral*
*Reasons for this referral
lack of reasoning
Racist
Sexist
Immature behavior
Yelling for no reason
Also needs to be in a remedial class or in a special snowflake class

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>>561806882
Yeah sure, but it will have to be next week.
Im pretty occupied with my cousins visiting.

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>>561807031
JUST GET ON THE GROUND ANON
WE HAVE THIS SCHOOL SURROUNDED

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>>561801924
mfw

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>>561807627
C-cool beans. See you then.

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Swaggot incoming

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>>561807719
Come on bro, we got some agents to shoot up

>tard nigger pulls a giant chunk of nig dung
>flings it across the room
GIBE DUH WEID NIGGOSE

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>>561808000
Swag quads

>>561806539
OP declares Heaven to be the teacher of this class

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Shit's about to go down! *Put's iPod classic in and play's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DPF_pWIy3w *

> Listens to edgy nigger music

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Time for all of you to pay

>>561809343
Ayy bro, join me, we about to shoot up some cia agents

>>561801052
>being this new

>>561806287
Are you being fucking serious?
Where am I then?
Have I been doing Core 3 for the past hour for no fucking reason?

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>>561808113
"That's right. Two skinny faggots that think they can take on a whole task force + reinforcements. Should be easy enough"

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>>561800823

>>561803319
shut up you little faggot
one of these days im gona cut your fucking face off

>>561809748
Ayy nigga we got an asian with us now

>>561809581
Let's do it

>>561810162
Yo, when they hit the cafeteria, we gonna set off the propane bombs, we go bat shit crazy after that

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>>561805164

It's a brand, now shut the fuck up.

>>561802249
Miss I think the Afghan exchange student is here!

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>>561810002
Ace
In
The
Hole

>>561810318
>giant tard nigger behind you
>potato nig grins, hand full of nig dung
wee gun keel teh see eye ayy?

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Sir,You forgot to collect our homework!

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>Gazes out window and sees this.

>>561804553
Also Jon brought his bird in again and it isn't even show and tell!!!

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>>561809748
Woololo

>>561810752
Hell yeah mah nig, take this tec 9

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>>561810340
Fite me irl Ill make you loose your identity nigu

>>561801020
newfag detected...

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>>561806129
What the fuck did you just say about my buddy, you little shit? You sound like a little bitch, not surprising that you look like one as well. Maybe when you get halfway to my level you will realize that I can say whatever the fuck I like, but I doubt that will ever happen. And even though your face looks like it's spent 9 rounds with Mike Tyson in his prime I doubt you've ever been in a real fight, my guess is the only moves you would know are the "tap" or bloodied gurgle as you slip in and out of consciousness. So let's do this thing, tell me when and where homeslice. I'll fucking crank your neck back and use that mop that you call a head of hair to wipe your ass after you shit your pants

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>>561811057
Have the bombs gone off yet?

>>561811374
Ayy nigga, im 'bout to shoot up some cia agents, you gonna be next on the list

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>>561811057
GET THE CHINK AND THE NIG ON THE GROUND, BIG SHAQ DIESEL'S COMIN' IN

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>>561811374
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduate top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, Confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed forces! You. Nothing but another bread! Chaika, cook you out! Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, Trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! you, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tounge, should have. But, couldnt. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! kid. Smothered.

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>>561811287

I have nothing to lose, homeboy niqqa

>>561811057
>nigger eats it
>giant, sixty foot dong erects
>barrel of the gun peaks out of his dickhole
>shots fired everywhere from dick of doom

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>>561811605
They going off right... about... now! GO GO GO!!!

>>561801572
Tooh pawh pawh tooh pawh tooh pawh

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OH SHIT GUYS BRB I FORGOT I LEFT MY HOMEWORK IN MY LOCKER!

If someone told me I would spend the rest of eternity in my senior year 3rd period class, I would be the happiest man alive

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>>561811605
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

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>>561811914
Need some?

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I'm gonna speak in class today!

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>>561811492
"Yes sir. Bombs have been taken care of. Our mole worked out perfectly"

>>561812224
Yeah, we might need it later

*foolin with my buds*
*laughs loudly*
Teacher asks me to leave

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>>561810829
>turns head towards you
>morphs into alien
>whispers
>"ayy lmao"

*Puts on fedora and takes out bolt action* Look at all you inferior human beings I am a supreme gentlemen, you blondes and jocks sicken me! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE *shoots random innocent people before crashing car and killing self*

>>561811914
"Ha! Those idiots are falling for the fake explosion."

*stares intensely at cute girl named Rachel sitting 2 rows in front of me*

captcha: "you usbando"

"Where should I sesh at lunch"

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>>561812436
Your mole is dead fucker and your about youre be next

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>>561812786

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>>561812642
>mfw

>>561807627
Hey ariel want to fuck in the music class after third?

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>>561811854
You such a fag niggu you need to start showing respect bitch.
I will navy seal you,your just another target.

Anyone want to walk to the store today and get something different to eat?

*comes in late* sorry I'm la........waaaa

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whichever one of you faggots does my homework will get some ass.

*turns to friend*
"hey dude, I got some skittles"

>>561812942
***Leans over to VybhQxe7***
Psst you ever been on 4chan?

>>561813360
>giant tard nigger jumps for it
GIBE DUEM TEETLES CRUCKA

>>561813360
Holy shit is that George Zimmerman coming through the corridor????

>>561813337
sure why not

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"Hey Anon? Who are you going the prom with?"

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>>561812786
Fuck, i didn't wanna have to do this... BACK UP NIGGAS OR THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS GOIN BOOM BOOM

>>561800823
sorry guys i'm late what did i miss

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What is the teacher even teaching today anyway? I haven't been paying attention.

>>561813337
*sigh*

>>561801814
what time is lunch again?

>>561800823

cool, 3rd period of my senior year, i had that period free.

>>561800823
*hides vape pen in sleeve and quietly vapes*

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>>561813448
Never what is it like a store?

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WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD FUCKING DAMN I'M TRYING TO STUDY

>>561800823
Is it nap time yet?

>>561813952
1:40

Hey anon, what's next period
Hey anon, what time is it
Hey anon, why are you such a faggot

Ah, high school

>>561813772
Blow up the gas main!

>>561813741
My mom

>>561814156
*Puts arm in front of head so the teacher can't see face

>>561813562
"Stop dicking around Tyrone"
>>561813681
"Oh Fuck"

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>>561813337
That's... WHAT SHE SAID

>>561814285
If i do that we all go down... Toss the pipe bomb out the classroom window! I see them gathering around!

>>561814145
Not really, its like this really rad website were everybody likes Zelda and you prove how cool you are by triforcing to other people also there are boobs there and lots of other stuff too, you should try it sometime

>>561813337
shut up slut. we all know you gave the teacher a BJ to get your grade up

>[spoiler]also try some vagisil, your open legs smell like low tide[/spoiler]

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>>561813772
We...we tried our best
..and I was a week from retirement

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>>561813741
"prom is for losers. I'm just gonna save my money, I can dance at home. "

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>>561814567
SLAMDOWN NIGGA

BURNED THAT BITCH HARD

GET REKT LIKE RALPH YOU WHORE

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>>561814449
>spins his fully loaded dickhole gun
>knocks a bunch of bitches over with the sheer force of his long dong silver
Eyyye uhm sereuss

>>561814802

why do you think we have a sub now? come on I can't fail. :(

>>561814746
That's a .com right? Do I have to make an account? I cant wait to try I'm sure everyone is super cool and nice.

>>561814848
Yeah, thats right now fuck outta here before you give you a retirement from life

Is it 4th period yet?

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*sits up in the corner"
DADDY WAS AN ASSHOLE HE FUCKED YOU UP, PUT THE GEARS IN YOUR HEAD NOW HE GREASES THEM UP-

>>561813337
Where's the fucking homework? What even class are we in?

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>>561815002
EY YO EVEYONE, DIS BITCH GOT SUBWAYS

>>561801814
You're wearin' it.

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>>561813741
"Y-you too"

*runs away to highfive friend*

>>561800823
Hey billy, wanna see my boner

>>561815262

I dunno. not my job, not my problem.

>>561815125
Nonono a .org
Its an org because its run by an organization called anonymous who wear these happy mad and they're all like really interested in romans because they say theyre legion and also the have good memories because they never ever forget anything apparently

*Begins massive massacre of all anons*
Everyone's dead, /thread

>>561801472
poor and stupid fag

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>Sitting in the back corner desk
>playing katawa shojo on laptop

Chink...

Tyrone...

I think we won...

>>561815528
Sorry I mean Happy MASKS

Need another Ritalin to talk properly

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>>561815203

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>>561815986
boom baby

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I took shrooms before this class, is this physics? Wait, what the fuck am I doing in High school?

>*sit quietly somewhere in the back, put earphones in, and scribble shit in my notebook*

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>>561815816
>evolves into super ebola tier nigger
Wehy deed eiit?

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Teacher:
>Everyone, I'd like you to welcome our new exchange student. She's from Canada or something.

>>561816108

>High school

what the fuck you think you're doing

>>561800823
puedo ir al bano?

>>561816085
Jokes on you motherfucker, chink here caused that explosion with his pipebomb. As for me, im still strapped and loaded motherfucker

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>>561815528
>>561815823
HOLY SHIT that sounds fly as fuck I'm going to have to check that out so this triforce thing does it go something like this?

?
? ?

>>561816253
ay bitch, you ever see a black dick?

>>561816224
THERE! THE LEADER IS AT THE SITE OF THE EXPLOSION! AFTER HIM TYRONE!

>>561816352
Shut the fuck up Billy this isnt Spanish class for the last god damn time. Take out your fucking chemistry text book and stop watching cartoon sex on your phone.

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Woah

>>561815797
>Start crying because feels moment

>>561813337
i like ur handwriting more than ur tits but only by a little bit
tits 7/11
handwriting 8.5/10
overall u should feel good about urself

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>>561816384
If I pull those straps off...will you die?

>>561816253
"h-hi um w-would you like to maybe s-study together after s-school?"

>>561815293
AH FUCK THAT REMINDS ME. PENIS INSPECTION DAY TODAY AND I FORGOT TO WASH MY DICK.

>>561816486
N-no sorry, my English isn't very good, w-who is Dick?

>>561816785
The question is... will you die?

>>561816940
it's this motherfucker.
>whips out a giant black cock

>>561816640
>with the force of his ebola dick, he rips through
his target, foaming at the mouth like a monkey
DEETH TU CRUCKAAASSSS

>>561816801
She'll never fall for a guy like you fag

>>561817143
>fucks up greentext
Look like I really am a nigger.

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>>561814567
>>561813337
OHHHH HE SAID YOU AINT HAD NO NOEEPLESSS

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>>561816801
Uh... um... s-sure, but it has to be at your house because my parents don't like foreigners. I-is that okay?

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>>561817076
That washn't the plan

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>>561813118

*you're

>>561813337
do it your self you lazy whore

>>561816253
H-hey there, u-uh, you like video games *awkward chuckle*

>>561817132
AHHH! N-NO! Put that away, please! That's a obscene!

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>>561817430
If I forget my homework, will you die?

Teacher can i have a hall pass!

>>561817606
Yes... but, I only play PC games, is that a-alright?

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>>561800823
>3rd period
Iirc that was 8:50-9:50. So I was still in bed.

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>>561816761

I'll take it.

>>561817606
>>561816801
Fucking beta fags,bet yall gonna bring up anime so she can see both of you like shitbags

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Psst, hey >>561816654. Can you ask >>561816253 if she likes me or thinks I'm cute?

>>561817430
>giant super tard nigger suddenly rips in half from the inside
>its George Zimmerman
>nigger suit pools at his feet
>raises gun and fires two shots at anon
"You can't zim zam the flim flam"

>>561817409
"O-Oh yeah t-totally, ok i'll meet you in front of the vending machines!"

>>561817646
Come on baby, just give it a little touch
>grabs your hand and puts it to my cock

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>>561818053
Hahahaha, good one Ryan wanna fuck them up at the lockers at lunchtime today

>>561817991
Y-yeah I uh, just got a n-new rig, what g-games do you play?
>>561818053
H-hey that isn't a v-very nice thing to say.

>>561818481
>guy.jpg

>start fapping

*someone lets out what sounds like a sneeze*
w-would you like a tissue?
*pulls out folded up tissue deep from pocket
h-here, t-take mine

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Hey guys sorry I'm late, I will be your new substitute teacher.

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>>561818171
Oh boy, time to go on a feel trip. OC incoming

>>561818315
Ok, I-I'll try not to be late, hehe...

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>>561817076
Is it time yet?

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>>561813337
HEY! I got it done. Ass now? Please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5RLwgDCsm4

>>561803494
im not creepy

>>561818339
>Uses exploding testicle technique and you pass out from pain
I-I'm sorry....
>Runs away

>>561819107
Hey, hey guys, we all should make fun of the leddit kid
>ID m80

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>>561818481
Fuck yeah bruce,lets show these nerds who's the Alpha male around

>>561819171
>wipes up my testes
jesus christ I'm surrounded by weaboos. Can't a man just find a white bitch?

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>>561818963
No man, we ain't goin out like that... We goin out.... WITH A BANG!! SUCK ON THIS CIA!!!

*lunch bell rings*

>>561819532
The bell doesn't dismiss you. I DO

>>561819532
finally let's go!
*pushes to front of class to be first in line

>>561818539
I play a lot of RPGs, and I really like Bethesda games... w-what games to you play?

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>Anon, your grades are so bad this semester. I think I need to give you extra classes, anon.

herher id fuck the teacher
>>561818692
except this actually happens

>>561818714
If you guys need a reminder, your homework was to get an extremely violent picture, I'm expecting it to be turned in in the next five minutes.

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*Pulls out a piece of gum and puts into my mouth*
I h-hope nobody saw me.