Ask a guy who got caught trying to record my sister taking a shower anything
holy shit you idiot, you know they sell keychain and toothbrush cams right? you fucking casual you got what you deserved. excuse while I laugh at the thought of you propping up a cell phone in the bathroom thinking its inconspicuous
lets tell stories while we wait for OP to deliver
>It was Wednesday
>eating strawberry poptart for breakfast
>I like strawberry poptarts on Tuesdays and Thursdays but not on Wednesdays
>day already ruined due to eating strawberry poptart on a Wednesday
>dad walks into kitchen holding a magazine
>magazine has orange on the cover
>I hate the color orange
>stab dad three times with a fork
>I find comfort in the number three
>get sent to room until the afternoon
>be in room watching Star Trek
>dad calls me for lunch
>is Mac n cheese
>tell him to separate noodles and cheese
>nigga doesn't comply
>curl up into ball and scream
>gives me a heart shaped tuna fish sandwich
>that bitch leaves some of the crust on
>storm outside and go to neighbor's garden
>see an orange flower
>trample the shit out of it
>neighbor's dog sees me
>stab the dog four times with fork
>have to stab him two more times to make a multiple of three
>Dad sees me
>"Danny, what the fuck were you thinking?"
>on the way to a special hospital
>pass a three black cars in a row
>that means in will be a bad day
>three orange cars seals the deal
>the day is fucked
>get to hospital
>doctor comes in
>says I'm a special case
>that I'm much more unique than the other guys
>then Danny knew what he had to do
>He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through
>He's here to fight for me and you
>he's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom
She was not turned on, she was very creeped out. I managed to convince her I wasn't trying to record her with a very slick lie
I don't know if that's a good idea
I was smoking in my room and she came in holding my phone with this look on her face like "what's the deal"
It was hidden in a clothes hamper with tons of clothes around it and the camra slyly pointed through one of the holes in the hamper. It would have never been found if she wasn't rifling with the dirty clothes looking for something
I feel weird around her now but I think I'm off the hook
I think it's safe to assume that I meant before/after when I asked what was she wearing? Most people just KNOW that you don't wear clothes in the shower. Why are we even discussing this when you haven't told me the color
Why is it a bad idea? Come on dude, you started a thread, you obviously want to tell the story.
Pic for those of us waiting.
I said i was recording myself jerk off for a girl I was seeing and afterwards I had to hurry and do something so I left my phone recording in the hamper and then forgot about it
I want to tell the story I just don't want her to browse this thread and pinpoint that it's me and that I was lying
Please do tell
No Its a fucking retarded lie. Firstly if you were filming yourself having a wank why would you hide the camera in a wash basket. Secondly, if your story was true, there would be a video OP tugging on his choad.
OP is a retarded faggot who wishes he could fuck his own slightly more retarded sister who fell for such a dumb fucking lie.
I knew my sister had tons of nudes saved on her laptop, but she knows I totally want to perv her (I tell her all the time, and I hit on her in public as long as everybody around us are all strangers), so she kept a password at her login, and accessing her Pictures and Videos folders required the login password be entered again.
So one day she said she was going to take a shower in a little while, so I pretended I got an email from work. I said I needed a computer to do some calculations and paperwork, and it was impossible on my phone. So she logged me into her computer, but watched me like a hawk. I got on my phone and pulled up an old email from work, and started pretending to work on it. I didn't talk at all, and acted really focused on my work. I pulled out a calculator and a notepad and pen, and basically just started drawing up floor plans and material calculations for a job that had been finished for over a month. When she would try to talk to me, I'd act distracted and tell "hush, I gotta get this done before the end of business hours"
So I kept this up until she had to get in the shower. She asked me how much longer I would be, and I said at least 45 more minutes. "I have to double and triple check everything before I send it out". So, trepidatiously, she went to take her shower.
My plan had worked.
She knew her Pictures folder was password protected, so opening it up directly was out of the question considering the very limited amount of time I had. But what had never occurred to was, simply right clicking the folder allows you to copy and paste the contents anywhere. I popped in an 8GB thumbdrive and copypasted my sister's entire selfie folder to it. Being a girl, she is a professional selfie-taker, and she had almost 5 GB of photos. I mean fucking thousands of photos. It took several minutes to copy it all, but I got it done.
After digging thru them all later, I found about 150 fap-worthy pics. Haven't had the chance to grab the vids yet
>Sister is 14
>We are playing call of duty on my xbox
We did this a lot, played video games together, oftentimes we acted as characters in the games as we played and just had roleplay conversations
>Be lovers fighting in war together
>I lob back a grenade about to explode on her
>Save her life
>"You saved my life, thank you so much!"
>She puts her hand on my arm and slowly slides it down and grabs my hand, then softly kisses my cheek
>We make eye contact for a few seconds
>So much sexual tension
>I slowly push myself on top of her and we start making out
>Hands under her shirt, I pop her bra off and go to town
>She's kissing my neck and licking my torso, I look down to see her hand in her underwear, rubbing her clit with such force
>I shoot down and start eating her out
>She moans really softly, I can tell she's trying to be quiet, but her face was overflowing with pleasure
>She took off her shirt and was rubbing the back of my head as I ate her out and played with her boobs
>I stop eating her out and start kissing her again, tongues going everywhere
>I put it inside her slowly, but once it's in I start fucking without hesitation
>She loves it, she also loves kissing me, we continue to make out as I fuck her missionary
>I pull out and she pushes me onto my back and hops ontop
>Her ass feels great bouncing on my legs
>After she rides me for a bit I tell her I need to pull out, and she gets off and tells me to give her my liquid
>I shoot out on her stomach
It's not that retarded, it was the only way I could prop my phone straight up. Also she never watched the video, just found it recording then deleted it
For the love of god how
I did, lock screen with a passcode, but I was trying to record her and you can't lock it while it's recording or it just stops
Everything on /b/ is a lie, or it's the truth. What do you want to believe?
as someone who fapped with his sister's panties about an hour ago, whyd ya have to go and get caught, nigga?
Ha! I wish. We used to fool around a little when we were younger, and maybe that's why I want to fuck her so bad to this day. I never got to do it when we were young. And it's probably why she really isn't too creeped out by my constant hitting on her and checking her out. The furthest she ever let me take it was fingering and feeling each other up, and a couple half-ass blowjobs (neither of us knew what we were doing at the time, so the BJs weren't that great by my standards today. But I got pretty good at fingering. I got to the point where I could make her cum within a few minutes. She admitted maybe two years ago that I have "magic hands").
But, sadly, I've never had sex with her. I've tried so many times, and I've gotten her shitfaced drunk so many times. But she knows full well what I'm up to when I bring cases of beer and liquor to her house. I'm tryna' get in dem draws. She's managed to keep me at bay every time though. I'll keep trying tho.
Sorry fellas, you guys do crazy shit with dox and exif data. I don't know how to safely post anything. You'll just have to use your imagination. I'll help you out:
She's brunette, about 5'2", 100-105lbs, athletic and toned, ass is small but very tight and firm, tits are a B cup and perky (perfectly shaped, really), boney kneecaps but beautiful toned thighs, and a gorgeous face but with some slight acne scarring (nothing horrendous tho, or even terribly noticeable).
Fap away, /b/ros
Will this show my computer's name or anything at all? My computer is registered in my full real name. I've seen you fuckers get names and locations from exif data. My name is...errr...rare, and if you had my name and general location, you could probably locate me within a couple of minutes. I'm not worried about my sister "finding out" I want to fuck her because she already knows. But she'd never forgive me for stealing and then sharing her pics. She'd never talk to me again, and honestly, I don't want to embarrass her/ruin her life. She's my lil' sis, after all. And not too mention that my entire family would disown me.
Fuck that, I'm scaring myself now. I'm not giving you animals the tools to destroy my life. Sorry fellas, you built this reputation for yourselves
There is not enough evidence as of right now to determine that it's me, I would be able to lie my way out even if she had her suspicions, whereas if I tell the exact story then she will know
Man, I'm like 100% positive if your sister found this thread and saw that you put a phone in a hamper to record her then told her that you were actually jerking off, she'd connect that to the event that just happened to her where she found a phone in a hamper recording, deleted the video, confronted you about it, and you told her you were jerking off on cam.
you should record your sis giving you a tugjob like me.
>sister home from college
>big comfy chair
>sis tells me to move
>she says fine, sits on my lap
>she keeps moving
>I get hard
>she stops, looks at me
>whispers, you little perv
>I turn red
>fully erect now
>she whispers, feels like my little brother is a big brother
>we're both breathing heavy
>she says, play with my nipples
>please, play with my nipples
>NO it's wrong
>lifts her shirt, pinches and licks her nipples
>say out loud, I'm about to cum
>she says, FUCKIN PLAY WITH MY TITS!!!
>NO, you're my sister.
>fine, she gets up and leaves
No, I had this idea myself. Let it be known that this is the third time I have done this, twice before on an older phone in which I had to delete the videos. I did not get caught either of those times and the videos were alright, but I was ready for a smartphone quality video to fap to
god dammit listen to these people you pussy
>I've always been an exceptional liar,
People who say this usually aren't. What they don't realize is that everyone else knows you are lying but it's easier just to let it go.
This thread is a pretty good example, really.
You are free to believe what you want, I don't need the approval of anonymous people across the internet. Honestly this whole ordeal has me a bit shaken up and I just wanted to feel better. I was ridiculously close to having my life ruined
Yeah /b/ro, I'm not doing it. These fuckers could be telling me anything, just to get me to post some stuff that's going to fuck me up.
Facebook fails, pics you weren't supposed to share, dox, raids, ruining people who actually deliver, etc.
Like I said, /b/ created it's own reputation. People will do everything right,and follow all the rules, and /b/ will still fuck them over. It's like dealing with niggers.
Nope, not gonna do it. Just fap to the description I gave you guys if you're that desperate to fap to my sister
Black out her face in paint and save it as a new file, then clear personalndetail under properties. Done and undoxable. Or just post a titty or pussy shot with personal data cleared.
I understand if you dont, though. Just promise to fuck her someday.
Unfortunately I have never fucked the sister who I was trying to record. (she's the hottest of the 3) I have only fucked the middle sister. I have seen them all naked at one point or another though
why dont you come out like the perv you are ? i think there is no point to hide your self . showing your self get your more points if one of your sis is horny to decide fuck her jerking to her bro .
>don't make me paranoid
If she finds the thread she's gonna know it was you, dumbass. You've given away enough details to make that perfectly clear. Now just tell the rest of it or get the fuck out.
you're either retarded or just trolling everyone. stop being a faggot, scrub exif data using above methods and post, or don't fucking mention having OC nudes in the first place dipshit.
If the thread isnt bumped regularly it will be pruned.
Also, one time I managed to video my little sister fucking my best friend once. It was so fucking hot.
When I "found out" about their little affair, I acted all indignant etc. but the truth is, I fapped to that vid and to thoughts of his big cock slamming her 16 y/o pussy for years.
Eh, its kind of a long story but Ill try to sum it up.
I knew something was going on with them. One day I broke my elbow. So I hobble downstairs after surgery and hear them rustling around, thinking they were slick because I was passed out on pain meds.
I started asking them for various favors which would send them off to different areas of the house. I then put a camcorder inside a rolled up blanket and left it on a stack of other blankets across the room.
Later that night after he left I went and retrieved it and holy shit 10 minutes after I had left the room my 23 y/o bf got on top of her and fucked her brains out...hottest thing ever, wish I still had the vid.
>give her my liquid
post pictures of your sisters
TL;DR OP is a huge faggot who is a bad liar even though he says he isn't. He says that he fucked one sister, but it has become clear that he is a retard. He has an android phone, but doesn't know how to use it, he doesn't know how to image recover files, and he sure as hell don't know how to triforce.
I almost did the same thing with my 16 year old niece. She is 5 foot tall with 34 c tots and a tight round ass. She always has other hot teens here and they take showers together before they go out for the night a lot of times. All of them are as hot or hotter than she is. At first I tried to find a place in the bathroom where I could put a pen cam I had bought. But my paranoia got the best of me. Then I decided I would put it in her room to catch them when they got out of the shower and went into her bedroom to get dressed. I put it under the bed with the lens hole facing out and walked out but a few minutes later I went back and grabbed it and broke the camera and threw it away as I knew I was going to end up getting myself in big trouble. You can't explain away a pencam if it is found.
The program takes a while. I've used the android version on my phone before and it was an hour in with 55 minutes left. Might as well get comfy and post new threads until it's done. Hopefully he hasn't used his phones storage a lot since it was deleted because then he may need to repair the file.
Wtf guys, the program didn't find the video, even though it was recorded and deleted YESTERDAY. I'm sorry for making you all wait, could it be that the program isn't good enough? Does anyone have another one I can try that isn't dr fone? please help me I want to see this so bad
Holy shit. You're an actual person actually thinking through how you behave on the internet carefully. I didn't think you existed!
If it didn't get it, you're probably SoL. Another method would be to backup the drive as an image, mount it locally, and scan with pc recovery software like recuva. Afaik it won't work to try that software with the phone plugged in because it mounts as a media device.
I'm going to scan it again with dr fone just incase, if not I will begin the tedious process you just described, because this video is worth it. I don't even have a shower curtain so you can literally watch her shower
Can you not just fucking grab like a facebook photo and crop her face out or something, just so we know what we're supposedly waiting for. I'm a britfag so I'm getting pretty snoozy waiting for this.
can't remember if this was already asked.. but are you still active with the other sister? or were you again at any point? you guys talk about it much?
and also, any pics/vids?
Couldn't you say that you lost it and had been looking for it for days? Or just flat out deny any knowledge of the cam. Maybe some pervy guy friend of her's left it there. I mean, are you an obvious perv? That is, would your family be quick to believe that you were trying to videotape your niece and her friends? Nevermind the almost nonexistent possibility of them finding it, assuming you didn't leave it in there forever. A pen laying on the floor wouldn't arouse most people's suspicions, ya know? I don't go around my house checking every pen for hidden cameras. Then again, I wouldn't mind if someone was videotaping my dick. Hell, if I knew I was being videotaped, I'd probably put on a show for the camera. Just beat my nuts hard right in front of the thing. But either way, I'm sure you would have been fine. Besides, the satisfaction of success is always amplified by the level of risk involved in achieving that success. So go videotape your niece and spill gallons to her sweet, young, tight, supple body. Imagine how smooth it is. Imagine how good that pussy smells. Clean as fuck. Imagine how soft and warm her skin is. Do it, then reevaluate if you're willing to risk getting caught. I think I'd take the risk. And as a bonus you'll have all her friends on tape too.