Speaking of D&D, here's a pretty good one for ya
>Liking "Um, hey guys, did you know..."
Love the shitty generic insults though.
lost. mostly because i ride the shopping cart like that
and i laugh over spilled milk
This is proof EU is inferior to US.. fucking stupid kitties
If you're talking to me, you should consider suicide for taking it so seriously - 99% of the time, the people who post aren't the ones who made it
Besides, take a fucking chill pill bro - it's meant to be funny.
Bet you're fun at parties
Pic kind of related
fuck off fag, the independent men are talking here
how i your kinder surprise?
Just pissed me pants!!!!!!! lol lol lol
This is really shitty to be honest
Like all he wanted was one single bit of fun by riding on a cart, reverting back to an age when fun was encouraged instead of worked into a schedule.
And now look at him.
Covered an milk and knee-blood.
Just like all of us, in the end.
Goodnight sweet prince.
Fucking newfags, how's that even funny? Get out.
Omg xD saw this or reddit today lol
What exactly happened here? It looks like he knocked himself in the knee with the pool cue, knocking himself off balance, but would that be sufficient to knock his head against the table hard enough to make him lose consciousness? Or did something else occur?
Cringe ? More like jealousy, that girl looks hot as fuck and you mad because she "picks the douche over the good guy" right ? Keep tipping that fedora in the friendzone where you belong.
>ABILITY TO IDENTIFY THINGS SHOULD NOT BE A MARK OF INTELLIGENCE!
You poor dumb fuck, you probably need these
If you feel jealous, fine.
I find it funny, hence the post.
Tip to you, sir.
>you are self.
can someone please explain to me what the fuck otherkin is? i know its some fake made up tumblr bs but what do they mean when they say it?
It's a belief that your soul/spirit is of a different species or creature than that of a human.
It is not something that tumblr made up, it is however something that tumblr corrupted and is extremely misinformed about.
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
You: I'm being beaten by homophobes with some kind of weapon!
Operator: Sir, could you describe the weapon?
They think they are part deer or some other animal that they feel a kinship to. It's just a bunch of stupid bull shit. I hope the son moves out and never talks to his whacked out mother again.
Why do people feel the need to put the guns right up in someones face? Don't they know guns are ranged?
thats...thats just...the dumbest thing ive ever heard
like seriously, either theyre doing this all for attention or they deserve to be in mental institution. no sane person would believe that garbage
Since when was it ok to be this fucking batshit crazy and still live a life like a normal person?
This shit is hilarious
Some landwhale believes she is Pluto
List of Triggers:
anything referring to pluto not being a planet
gravity; i.e. anything that could remind me that I’m bound to this earth and not out floating in space where I belong
Neil Degrasse Tyson
curse words (mostly when yelled or in caps)
Elderly humans in crocs
Disney’s movie Hercules
thank you for showing me this. I think we should raid this bitch with NGT wearing crocs and swearing about the metric system.
>hurr durr I printed out this fake essay I wrote and wrote on it red pen so you would think I turned it in which I would never have the balls to do xD
btw, not saying you the person posting this also made it, in case you're a little slow.
Reminds me of when i called a kid sloth and he tried to murder me on the bus, punched me a solid 10 times before trying to stab me with his keys. i stood up and smashed his head on the window. When I got in trouble the police gave me a video of it on DVD to watch whenever I want lulz
which body part is that in her hand
>All of UK must go back to mainland Europe who then goes to to western Russia who then goes to Middle East who then goes to east Africa and climbs back into trees and throws poop at each other