Hey /b/ I called the cops on my faggot neighbor for smoking weed. Just earlier today though he saw me walking outside my house and he immediately ran up to me, put me in a headlock and started punching me and calling me a bitch. I kept telling that faggot to let me go but he didn't. I didn't get a single hit on him because I don't really like violence. He kept saying, "I wasn't hurting anyone you snaky faggot. Snitches are bitches who get stitches". Basically he sounded like a nigger saying "I didn do nuffin". Anyways I'm pretty pissed because I had to get my lip sewed together. I have two options. I just saw his friend walk into his house with a bong. I can either call the cops, have both those faggots arrested, or I can call his probation office. He didn't get jail time because it was his first offense ever. I hear that a probation officer will send him straight to jail and be harsher but what do you guys think?
You should get:
Pair of gloves
Two pistols
Wear gloves and next time he runs up at yku, shoot him and kill him then put the gun in his hand.
Call the cops and say he came at you with a gun.
u sound like a fagit
Fuck him op call te cops on him
>>561660825
I don't really like being violent.
i think you got what you deserve
I don't habeeb it.
Oh look, It's THIS thread again.
He made you get stitches in your lip, call the cops on his dumb ass.
>>561660385
I think you're a fucking pussy. He should have kicked the fuck out of you.
Your a fucking pussy
>>561660385
>I don't like being violent
Roughly translates to "I'm a bitch who can't fight a nigger"
>>561660385
Source? Noods of that girl in your pic.
Go buy a gun
Load it up
Put it in your mouth
Pull the trigger
Look at all these fagots taking the bait. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
You got what you deserved fagget, callin the cops for smokin weed, what a fuckin white knight moral fagget.
You should kill yourself or mind your own business
>>561661204
>2014
>Not knowing Sasha Grey
i think your a faggot and should kill yourself
Or you could blaze it with them and be best buds
>>561660385
who is the chick in the picture
>>561660385
You are a total faggot who deserved what he got. I mean crack, meth, some actual drug I'd understand, but weed? Man what the fuck. What. The. Fuck.
>>561661315
oh not you again heaven, im getting sick and tired of your bullshit.
>>561660385
that kind of lifestyle can get you shot.
mind your own fucking business
Who is that in the pic?
>>561660385
I think you are a fuckig faggit and he should have killed you cause the world doesn't need pussy ass snitches like you ruining peoples fun time so kill yourself
>>561661529
funny guy
>>561661648
>>561661529
>>561661204
That's Madison Ivy, some religious prude intellectualist. Basically she reads books to niglets overseas
>>561660385
OP, if you're so desperate for people to talk to you why don't you go to a chat room instead of making up an obviously bullshit story?
>>561660385
call the cops again. people who are invested what so ever in smoking pot are pathetic
>>561661971
thanks man. i dont care if she is a hippy but I can definitely masturbate to her. Making a madison ivy folder now
>>561660385
Hi there my unfortunate negro friend. Have you considered the Republican solution to your problem?
Arson. That's right. It's just that simple. Go buy a gas can, fill it with gas (high octane for the LULZ), remember to pay cash only! Now get some rags and shit, put them up against his home, quickly and quietly douse them with petrol, light it, and run like a motherfucker.
Now go home, be sure to wash up! Load your gun and wait for either your faggot neighbor, OR Officer Friendly. If your neighbor shows up, stand your ground and shoot him in the head. If Officer Friendly shows up, don't admit guilt, don't make up a story, don't say anything except you don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
>>561661834
>>561661834
She doesn't have nudes. These fags are just "counter-trolling". She looks too innocent anyway.
>>561660385
You should start smoking weed and chill the fuck out
>>561661971
is she a virgin
>>561660385
>> snitches
>> are bitches
>> who get stitches
He's not wrong, maybe next time don't snitch, Bitch.
>>561661204
>>561661529
Must be b8. You can't seriously not know who this is and not know how to use google.
>>561662504
sorry I have not seen every chick on the internet. my bad
>>561662154
confirmed b8
>>561660385
Please an hero OP, the world needs less faggots like you
>>561662353
pretty sure. she's a missionary or nun or something. btw that pic is shopped. nomally shes in full length gowns and shit
>>561661560
Fuck You Faggot
>>561661495
>2014
>There are still newfags?
Kick the door in and ice them both. Alpha as fuck.
>>561660385
Dude, everyone knows snitches get stitches. You're living proof of that statement.
Why do you want more stitches?
Copy Pasta. Nothing to see here.
>>561663053
Nudes of op's pics grill.
Go kill yourself op. Choke on a bag of dicks
fuck you RIk3nNle i hope you have a disfigured lip the rest of your life you fucking snitch, snitching on weed seriously? what is this the 1960's?
>>561663293
fucking lol at this pathetic piece of shit.
oh man, i gotta smoke on this weed plant. im an adult who gets physically violent if someone points out how fucking juvenile i am
>>561660385
OP is a confirmed faggot.
>>561664398
smoking weed is juvenile?
>>561661032
>>561664578
if you are over 24 and still smoke regularly then you are pathetic
>>561664578
absolutely
>>561662186
i like you
>>561660939
then why did you call the cops? what about weed is violent you faggot.
I hope you keep stiring shit and he ends up killing you so no one else has to live next to you in the future, fucking cunt.
>>561666348
Please elaborate, what about for people who it legitimately helps? Both mentally and physically? For me it not only helps with my chronic pain in both my arms, but also calms my stress.
Is alcohol juvenile? I suppose so if weed is, considering it's worse in every way for you and causes you to be much less "in control" of yourself, so also much more detrimental in every way to both you and people around you.
So I'm gonna need some good reasons why weed is considered "juvenile"
>>561660385
i fucken love Sasha
>>561666190
Why's that? please help me learn your superior ways
>>561660385
Rat him out and post again. Make sure his friend gets in trouble or else he will come after you for revenge.
Rat em out. The 'snitches get stitches' comment was so faggoty he deserves to die just for that.
>>561661315
bait or not, he should call the cops on his neighbor for smoking weed.
>>561660825
So he came at him with a gun then used it to kill himself?
GENIUS
>>561660385
Wait what? He never got done because it was his first offence but he has a probation officer?
I think you gone goofed up
>>561661638
I hope anytime you need help people take that stance and don't help you none if there business
Snitching is for faggots like OP.
Why call the cops on your stoner neighbor? Was he a giant douchebag selling crack or just a chill guy that smoked? If he was a scumbag dealer, good job cleaning up your neighborhood, maybe if you weren't a faggot, you would have had a gun and shot his ass for attacking you. If he was just a chill dude, fuck you faggot, you deserved it.
What goes on inside someone else's home is none of your fucking business.
>>561660939
Pussy buy a fucking gun for protection. You had to be a nigger for calling law enforcement
>>561662886
sasha grey is from sacramento right?
Pot is for shitters
"I aint hurtin no1 man."
>nasty as fuck smell worse than raw trash floating around for people who dont smoke to be tortured with
>>561660939
>"I'm a pussy bitch"
or
>"my physical condition is inferior to him and therefore I'm a little sissy bitch who needs to bend over for the alpha male"
man the fuck up you little bitch
>>561672906
>this is what people who know their inferior intelligence renders them impossible to reason actually think
>>561671091
two guns you spastic
can you in to comprehension
>>561660385
Why didn't you have the cops put him in jail for assault?
Anyway, yeah, call the cops on his degenerate ass.
All these fucking amerifats saying buy a gun
What happened to the good old days where you could bust a lip without fear of being murdered
bunch of fucking pussys
>This entire thread
underage b& pls
only shithead teens smoke weed anymore
and only autistic teens call the cops on the smokers
and only shithead teens would say "Snitches get stitches"
>>561660385
are you fucking retarded????
>>561660385
You deserve to get beaten OP.
Why? Not because you called the police on a guy who was doing something bad like theft or violence or something else that is illegal(for good reason) ,
but because he did something that the government says that is 'Bad' and you lap that shit up like a little dog . So you should get beaten like the dog you are.
>>561660385
op is a lying faggot
>>561675154
all people that buy weed are directly supporting the gangs in the US that sell it and indirectly supporting the cartels who are bringing it in to the country. I know you like to think smoking your precious weed is a victimless crime, but it's not.
>>561675629
>all people
While the majority may be supplied by cartels, this is primarily due to weed's being illegal. The cartels' influence in the weed racket will begin to subside as the idea of legalization begins to take hold in the mind of the average voter, which it is.
>>561660385
fucking bait i hope
if not you're just the biggest faggot
a guy can't do what he like in his own house you had to ruin his day
you deserved what you got
>>561660385
So much bait you could throw it in a jail and attract pedophiles.
>>561675629
Here in EU weed is grown by individuals , not by gangs etc so you aren't supporting any violence what so ever by buying it.
Also the reason weed is sold by gangs is US or wherever else is due to the fact that it is illegal which brings me to my first point.
>>561675962
Nonetheless it is not a victimless crime.
>>561671857
>What goes on inside someone else's home is none of your fucking business.
Damn right!
>>561673189
>inferior intelligence
only retards with a superiority complex think they're smarter than someone else, ever
if you truly were intellectually gifted you wouldn't be flaunting it around or be asking about how to deal with legal issues on 4chan
>>561660385
>I don't like violence
>But I'm fine with asking assholes in costumes to dispense violence on my behalf to stop people from liking what I don't like
>>561660385
Nice Bait
>>561679018
>Complains about people thinking they are smarter than someone else
>Calls them retards, implying he's smarter than them
>>561675629
Dude, local people grow the shit, medical dispensaries aren't run by the cartel, gangs don't run this shit, what the fuck are you even talking about man