Our cat gave birth to this energetic little guy
>>561621872
cute :3
Still thinking of a name for him
>>561622031
cant go wrong with name generator
>>561622031
call him al capone
Here's my dick for reference
>>561622354
the kitten provides more of a reference than your dick does
Samus or Fulgrim.
Fuckin props for the kitty to dick comparison though, legit.
Yea, I guess it annoys him, lol
>>561622031
Spandex Dangerzone
>>561622698
>>561622354
Well this thread went an unexpected route
>>561622597
topfuckingkek
>>561622698
If you put your dick on top of my ear, it would annoy me too. I hope he bites and claws the puny little thing.
>inb4 nigger as potential name
>>561622698
Might as well call him Dick Head
>>561622354
LOL wow
Aww, cute view of his face
>>561621872
somebody fucking cap this thread
>>561623209
>>561623209
Dat horror in the eyes
poor little fuck
pce
>>561622354
>>561622698
>>561623209
What the fuck?
WAT
>>561623209
Stop with the games and just skullfuck it already.
>>561623708
Don't encourage him!
>>561623708
this
>>561622354
well that was fast.
IMO this is not nearly as bad as the cumonsparrow.jpg reposts.
Fuck that piece of shit.
>>561622354
>>561622698
>>561623209
if a man wants to show off his tiny dick, let 'em.
>>561623840
shut up, faggot
>>561623708
OP, DO IT
Is this bestiality?
>>561622354
thats a bit fucked
how about Uppers for a name
>>561624151
only if he cums on it.
Cum on it with the mother looking, OP
>>561623209
put your dick in the cats ass
>>561622354
dafuq just happened?
HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD
also you said "our" get the other person in on this
>>561624129
>the guy who want to see a kitten get raped by a below average sized dick is calling me a faggot
Seriously?
>>561623209
>>561622698
>>561622354
>>561624362
You're fucking insane. We don't fucking mess with cats here, newfag.
>>561624502
My mom and sister?... hmm, nah.
OP if you don't fuck this cat I swear I'll find and kill you
>>561622354
dawwww... that's the cutest little thing
>>561624151
>not yet it isn't
>>561622354
/b/
Somebody post this shit in the caturday thread.
>>561624738
picsofursistr
>>561622665
Fulgrim would be a bitchin' name
And thanks OP. For the pics of the cute cat, and the confidence boost.
>>561624708
Because cumming on the cat is going to be a traumatizing experience for it that will ruin it for all it's life.
>>561622354
well now the cat looks big
>>561621872
From this day forth op shall be known as the faggot who sticks his dick on hairy black pussy
>>561625294
Okay, how about someone comes into your house and cums on you against your will?
>>561624598
yes, because you are being a faggot
>>561622354
>>561622698
walp
welcum 2 bee
>>561624592
so is that a croc?
>>561625559
>implying cats have the same mental capabilities as humans
Cats - on average - have a memory span of 2 weeks, it won't traumatize it
>>561625559
Am I self aware/sentient?
Because if not I probably wouldn't give the least bit of a shit.
>>561625787
Yes.
>>561624880
>>561624362
I didn't... no. I did on his mom, though.
>>561626038
I did not need to see that.
>>561622031
Call him moot
>>561625559
how about an appropriate comparison of circumstance?
>>561626038
>>561626038
This is reaching new heights, and by new heights I mean desolate and horribly irredeemable lows.
>>561626038
>mfw this thread
>>561626038
>>561621872
bullshit, newborn cats dont open their eyes for at least a week.
>>561625294
>>561624708
Too bad, here's his mom with a q-tip stuck in her.
>>561623708
>>561626038
That's not his skull, you fucking idiot.
What the fuck is going on in here
>>561626038
Now make it a family affair
>>561626683
OP being a faggot again.
so edgy op
I know this is /b/ and all, but I feel bad for that kitten
>>561626440
>>561626038
Well this took a drastic change of route.
k
>>561626898
of course you do, anyone that pretends otherwise is just romanticising themselves as "sociopaths" and "misanthropes" etc they'll grow out of it
>>561626898
A little dick on your head never hurt anyone
>Bestiality: The Thread
>>561627138
Top kek
>>561626440
Dear God...
>This entire thread.
ugh wat...
>>561621872
Pay your rent, buy you a tux; for me it's not a thing.
In the end, it's just revenge.
Honor, that's my last defense.
They should not have been so cruel, so callous in their ways.
They were jealous of my depth.
They would not give it a rest.
Hope my story's end sends them to an early grave.
Everything's just as I planned.
I'm the bomb, I'm the man.
Sold out shows, New York, Japan.
I fill the stands with teens.
I hope they don't mind a melted face.
The smell of toes, metallic taste.
That's the smell of burning brains.
You can blame mc.
Fire and brimstone; wrath of Hell.
Take the car to Bidell[?]
Take your wife to the hotel and have her in the tub.
Key your car and steal your mail, think I won't?
I will prevail.
My jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs.
Riot gear and dissidence; loss of life and innocence.
Parachute apocalypse, it's like it's World War 3.
'Cause I failed a fitness test, doesn't mean you have to jest.
Maybe I should fill your chest with some gasoline.
You might wanna look away, while the flames eat your face.
You'll be nothing but a bunch of bones; perhaps some teeth.
I hope you learned your lesson, dude.
A little less ineptitude.
Please be kind to others, or be smothered in your sleep.
Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with heaven.
Wow, a fat hairy yank with a micro dick fucked a cat and he posts on /b/. What a surprise, faggot
>>561626440
>>561626038
>>561623209
>>561622698
>>561622354
>>561621872
this entire thread, legendary
>>561626038
Resting your dick on a cat is alright, but that's over the line.
this thread got real weird real fast
just fucking wow man
OP I hope you die a slow, painful death.
>>561627941
also mfw
>>561627989
>>561627497
>>561627137
>>561626898
>>561627137
Hey if it bothers you you know where you should go? Somewhere that isn't this bread
>im having a good time here why arent you
>>561622031
Caesar. Look at that face. He looks like a Caesar.
>All these pussies in this thread
>>561622031
>Kitten is black
>Probably wont have fulltime job
>Probably wont finish middle school
>Probably will need to be fed and taken care of
Name him 'Nigger"
>>561628346
Dat edge
>>561628346
ebin simply ebin
>>561626038
is that an asshole?
holy shit looks like there's a turd ready to come out
>>561622354
>>561626038
>>561628239
Because we are kind of hoping nothing bad will happen to the cat and waiting for the cyber police to rape this guy.
I am rooting for the cats. Fuck these edges, man. So over that, it was character building or interesting for a while but I grew out of it. /b/ is good for some random content but this stuff simply isn't ok. If you disagree then tip away at that fedora.
>>561628346
Is it illegal to cum on a cat? Also doctors stick that shit in cats and dogs all the time. I'm seeing no harm done, just a fun time for the family.
>Cute cat appears
aww
>Suddenly dick
keep laughing at it as I read the thread
>Suddenly, I fucked his mother
lulz++
10/10, I hope this is legit
I am seriously afraid to see what happens next
>>561628716
>tipped
Just sayin, shit's pretty much harmless. It's not like he dug his less-than-average dong into the kitten's bunghole and pulverised its internal organs in the process.
10/10 my sides.
Laughed so much made me lightheaded for a bit.
op. silly little faggot. whats the matter with you.
i would enjoy torturing you
>>561629047
dammit, that wasnt supposed to be a sage
>>561629047
EDGES + YOU WEREN"T THERE
>>561629430
edges
>>561629179
Not really, her ass looked fucking prolapsed breh.
>>561628458
>>561628492
>edge
Hardly
He puts his dick on a kitten and everyone loses their shit. It's about as harmful as putting a kitten in your hand. Probably less so.
The q tip in the mother isn't dangerous in the least. some people even use them to deal with cats in heat so they shut the fuck up.
You want to cry edgy, cry in a gore thread or a nigger hate thread. Everyone so troubled by this are far more pussy than these cats.
Start crying when he actually puts his dick in one of these cats and does something that can actually harm them.
Even then
>/b/
>>561629620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>561629179
he came in the kittens add so what's stopping him from cumming in its ass?
>I swear if he actually does it, I'm going to shoot myself
>>561629759
quoting /b/ like it's even a thing anymore. everyone here is new and the extreme shit was only cool if you were here when it was happening at the start. now it's like forced and edged out to the max. anti aliasing shit for real
also nice spaces between sentences sign of a true edge master
>>561629843
you know what to do op
>>561629843
sorry, phone shit
>came on* the kittens ass*
>>561629843
>hoping OP does some crazy shit so you become an hero to us all
LOL Yes! I knew I still came to /b/ for a reason
Thank you OP for proving this place hasn't been completely filled up with Facebook faggots and Reddit neckbeard moralfags.
This place isn't dead yet...
THIS IS NOW A HITLER THREAD
>>561629791
edge
>>561630249
please, don't encourage him ;_;
>>561630253
He actually came on the mother's ass...
>pussy has kids
>she's old enough for it
Laughed so hard I dropped my life phone in my bathtub
>>561630369
>implying the ones that emulate psychopaths "without" morals aren't the neck beards
>>561622354
I cannot stop laughing.
/b/ never died, folks.
>>561621872
volunteer it for the next mission in /b/ space program
>>561630742
Over hyping it dude. /b/ was never good and it's always been dead. Threads like this are a breath of fresh air tho
>>561630104
This shit isn't even edgy.
You fuckers are just far too sensitive about this.
>Reason why this isn't near as fucked up as everyone wants to think this is.
>HUUURRRRR YOUR SPACING BETWEEN SENTENCES!
But keep blowing a gasket over ultimately nothing. Did you cum on the kitten yet, op?
>>561631072
Becareful saying logic might trigger some people.
>>561631072
"did you come on the kitten yet"
as if you actually care. Stop putting on airs. It's ok to admit you're sad.
OP why are your pics VLC snap shots. imma need a timestamp to know if this is true of just a video. if a video i need sauce
if you got to ask hitler one question what would it be?
>>561631350
perfect image to go with that. *lights cigarette* nothing personnell kidd
wtf bro...
Saving this thread
>inb4 cat claws OPs tiny dick off.
>>561631467
Cause it's a video I took like, last year. It hasn't correctly uploaded to petrsex.com yet some reason. Will contact them. Anyway, it's all I had.
>>561622354
>>561622698
>>561623209
Topkek m8.
> also ppl getting mad over harmless action
Le may may mad face xD
>>561631018
I'm not saying it's ever been good, just that there always has, and hopefully always will be, some remnants of cellular activity in this near-corpse of a board.
>>561633530
>>561631018
>>561630742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5RLwgDCsm4
>>561632034
you better put your penis in some animal now or you will kill the hope of all of 4 chan
>>561633932
Yikes, freshmen. I remember those.
op never delivers
I don't get it. So he wanted to show off pictures of his dick and his new kitten and decided to kill two birds with one stone.
Where'd /b/ get the catfucking angle from?
Should I be concerned?
>>561637591
Did you see the picture of him cumming on the momma cat?
>>561624089
thats an average penis
>>561639774
That's not fucking the cat though
>>561622031
Name him Mewt (Mew+moot)
Take good care of him and love him forever! And take him to a vet if you haven't yet since he was born, for a checkup to make sure he is healthy!
>>561640482
Sure, but it's only a matter of time.
>>561621872
Beyond adorable.
>>561622851
it's /b/, it didn't
>>561626440
Fuck that, don't do that. That could actually injur her.
>>561640938
probably didnt see the rest of the thread did you?
I havent laughed and be shocked this much in such a long time.
OP is a cunt
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