lets give op a chance to deliver
so you have no plan and haven't even thought it out yet, how pathetic. you won't get very far in life with that attitude and mentality
Mfw he won't get far in life after tomorrow if he goes through with it
don't forget to record the whole thing
>fuck the women he loves
>women he loves
Does your name rhyme with another word?
So that when the shit is going down, we can have a version of "Can't ______ the ______" for you?
You don't have to tell us what it is, I just want to know ahead of time if we're going to struggle with that.
>I'm gonna kill people
>church school event
>implying that the gub'ment isn't all over the chan, these days
>that "not giving details" will keep the "plan" safe
I don't even know where to start with everything that's wrong with this thread...
>Everyone and all institutions which have wronged me and so many others
I hate stupid threads like this...
Gets my hopes up that some idiotic fuckwad won't do us all a favor and die, already
>tfw you wont be as famous as Elliot rodgers because your dad didn't direct the hunger games
How many will you achieve to kill? and how mainstream will your act of slaughter get? are we talking fox news kind of thing? or just local "man shoots guy and get arrested running down the road" kind of thing.
White knight here OP.
Listen /b/ro as much as I hate the idea of you harming yourself I hate the idea of you harming others more.
If you are suicidal then do what you have to, to off yourself, but leave others out of it.
The good book says: Better a millstone be tied about your neck and be cast in to the sea then to harm one hair on the head of a child of God..
I understand that sometimes this lifge becomes too tough to handle so again if you feel you need out do so but do so alone.
You will have a far better chance in the afterlife if you "do no harm".
See you on the other side!
>go to "event"
>wears favorite trench coat and fedora
>walks towards building
>puts anonymous mask on
>doesn't cover neck beard
>pulls sword out
>"Ohhh are you the cake cutter?"
>suddenly chickens out and says yes
>news records him cutting the cake
Reported this thread and contacted my local authorities to try and prevent a horrific event taking place.
Taking precaution incase your post is serious and you plan on taking innocent lives.
Hi Mom! If these faggot delivers this thread will probably make it to the news titled as, "4Chan Shooter Posts Before He Kills!" Which is why I am now saying hello to you. If these queef does it I'm going to DVR the news so I can then call you to say, "Hey Mom, did you watch the news today?"
Anyway I love you Mom! Let's hope this faggot delivers so we can share this heartwarming moment.
Also, Anderson Cooper, you're gay. But then again, we all knew that.
and NOW you have just gone full Mr. Potato Head Retard Waterbaby.
Why couldn't you just have kept it simple? You started giving too many details that don't line up, yo.
It would have at least been a little suspenseful for a while... but no, you had to go and be fuckin' stupid and try to be big balled.
Sad how many folks cheer on despair.
OP just ask and I will send you a temporary email address. I am willing to pay to relocate you and help you get back on your feet if needs be?
How can I help you not to harm others?
>fucken bowl grabber
ITT: a burnout from /x/ coming to /b/ to create a cute, fictional bed time story for you guys.
Attackers to post on 4chan from time to time, and this is not what they look like. Obvious bigmouth nutjob here.
OP I've cried myself to sleep for the last 3 years, I obsess over girls who left me as if I lost some sort of jewel, only later to find out they told everyone I was creepy and probably forgot about me 1 week after I hung out with them, I also want to kill my mom and my older brother before I die, and my phone hasn't rang since I was 15 years old, all I use it for now is to be ignored on tinder and play injustice card game.
Life sucks, I never talked to you, but I understand you, sucks you're going through with this, woulda been cool to be your friend.
Sorry to hear it anon..
/b/ isn't really the place to find decent folks or friends. Nor really are online dating apps. If you p[ay injustice find a users group of folks in your area who play too.
There is always someone else seeking a friend brother.
You have to be a friend to have a friend.
>NE states, church school event, going for top score
More people died during the posts in this thread than the angsty faggot OP can even possibly hope to take down before police ventilate him. Kek.
How new are you? Kek, it has definitely happened.
It has happened a few times which is why those of us proud to be called white knights hang out and try to reason with our fellow /b/tards..
4chan has had some very sad shit start here.
While we certainly enjoy our warped sense of humor it is hoped that senseless tragedy can be avoided.
Did'nt know he was german
Sometimes murder is funny.
Humans kill each other. It's just what we do. Not trying to be edgy but it's really something we should all know by now. Fucking kek.
I didn't write the fucking article, Idunno.
Lol I don't know if this picture is legit but still interesting.
1.8 people die a second in this world. Trying for a "top score" is pointless. Also /b/ does not care. At all. You could be the best serial killer ever and we just wouldn't give a shit.
It's my birthday. Ill blackout drunk and blowing a load on your moms face.
How does .8 of a person die?
>We just wouldn't give a shit
Unless you mean about how he kills people then yes. If not then speak for yourself, talking to a serial killer would be fucking interesting. Way cooler than talking to you losers who have never killed anyone.
Killing and murder are not the same thing.
Killing we do you are right and that is a sad thing.
Murder some do and that is a terrible thing.
The goal of most of us should be to do what we can to help one another, but no I do not expect that.
But that does not mean I will cheer on a brother who claims he is going to an hero or murder.
I instead will try to help him even if he only ends up being another troll.
Strive to be different.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone
at any time.
I thought it was about how much water we consume per year :(
>Killing and murder are not the same thing
Just a matter of perspective. Read some books, idunno.
I can understand not rooting for it but no one person will change human nature. I'd quote what Carlin said about assassination but I don't really care too much right now. Cheers
Throw that pasta in the trash. It's old and covered in mold.
>inb4 "Attempted shooting" on the news
No murder is killing with malice aforethought.
Killing may be justified either as defense, in time of war, or justice.
I read plenty.
Which is probably why I understand that murder and killing are not the same.
Thanks for the invitation to your favorite board at 4chan. I am surprised you are not currently hosting your own thread so you can be OP.
no, premeditation doesn't necessarily mean with malice.
"I kill people or things I don't know because lel I am retart"
"I killed him because he raped my grandsons anus"
The only reason I can't get behind mass murderers is that they don't have any real target, and end up just killing a bunch of rando's and then act like they did the world a favor.
IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT PROPERLY MASS MURDERING FUCKERS YOU WOULD WALK INTO SOMEWHERE ONLY EVIL LIVES:
AKA Banks, Lawyer offices, group of CEOs, stockholders, etc.
you're the same good for fuck nothing loser that will never accomplish anything meaningful in his life as almost everyone on this board. the fact you've gone through the effort of changing your ID shows how much of a low life piece of shit you are