8/10/2014 where will /b/ be on the day of retribution?

>>561620845
in my parents basements probably like the rest of you fags

>>561620845
Fucking her right in the pussy.

>>561621349
ayy lmao

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What's going down on 8/10?

>>561622121
Same here wat miss?

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>>561620845
>Sunday
Wtf u gonna do church trolling?

>>561623086
watch the new around 10:15am and see

>>561623640
Throw us some hints bro, I won't be around a television in 12 hours, what's your time zone or however many hours away or whatever

ITT: useless fucks purging themselves from the genepool and taking a few other useless fucks with them.

>>561623640
Need a timezone

>>561624590
You just expect me to know OP's location?

>>561624249
Eastern Time USA

>>561624528

Oh, good.

>>561624761
you heard of the place before

>>561624774
So what, you're gonna help people with Ebola come here from Africa?

Posting in ebin bred

>>561625030
the results will be ebola like

>>561624761
I wasn't even quoting you nigger

>>561625326
So am I going to play 20 questions with you or do I get more hints?

>>561625572
I'm guessing a mass... something or other.

Probably a circle jerk.

>>561625572
NE states, church school event, going for top score

>>561625326
You better do something cuz there will deff be some v& action over this thread.

>>561625326
So you are going to kill a bunch of niggers but not enough to make a dent?

>>561625836
I wish you the best of luck, Based OP

>>561625918
>v&
only Moot can prevent this, there is no other going back for me

>>561625836
You are the true hero, best whishes!

>>561626213
I will preach your bravery to my children and their children

>>561626213
You wont. No balls.

Heaven id get

>>561626803
Get out of here faggot im the real heaven

>>561626930
Fucking imposter

>>561626213
Post some proof
You have prepared for sure post some pics

>>561626930
OP heaven

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ITT: Edge

>>561627126
>This.
>Sage

>>561627126
Not getting cops after me faggot
I will deliver
Will post new thread before starting

>>561627430
But how can we know that you are serious?
Just use some vpn or proxy to hide your location

>>561627430
Don't puss out OP
I'll be watching for that thread.

I hope OP is smart enough to use a library computer.

>>561627430
Fucking better, or OP is faggot.
>>561627749
You and me both.

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lets give op a chance to deliver

>>561627794
we think alike but no, it will be from mobile, since I won't be needing it after tomorrow

>>561628471
Hey OP, post state, I don't wanna be around when shit goes down. Also, church related?

>>561628471
Don't talk like that, go out in a blaze of glory.
You will survive!

>>561628673
>ound when shit go
hope so, I'm not bitchin out with an hero

>>561628662
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

OP who are your victims? same as the virgin killer?

>>561630041
Everyone and all institutions which have wronged me and so many others

>>561620845
are you that faggot with the ankle bracelet who sprayed himself with febreze a while ago?

>>561629910
That's the attitude.
Strap yourself with explosives and let the police have at it, noting says America like blowing up.

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>>561630581
so you have no plan and haven't even thought it out yet, how pathetic. you won't get very far in life with that attitude and mentality

>>561630832
not giving details, faggot

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>>561630832
kek

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>>561630832
Mfw he won't get far in life after tomorrow if he goes through with it

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>>561620845
don't forget to record the whole thing

>>561631280
Will you post some statement video
before like Elliot Rodger did?

>>561630832
OP it's because of faggots like this that I'd stay alive, suffer years of self betterment just to fuck the woman he loves and send him a video of it.

>>561631280
watch that edge

>>561631767
Cellphone videos but the police will find them first and may not release them

Thanks guys I'm getting more excited and aroused about the impeding fun

>>561625836
Oh Coolio, got an interesting reason or are you going for the high score for teh lulz ?

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>>561631919
>fuck the women he loves
>women he loves
>women
lel.jpg

>>561632238
i'd also like to know what area you're in
will this be something widespread or just your everyday shooting

>>561632340
bitch please you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

>>561632674
>Fucking this
>Don't want some nigger shooting my dog
>Will watch you shoot someone elses

>>561632674
if you are south of jersey shore don't lose sleep

Does your name rhyme with another word?
So that when the shit is going down, we can have a version of "Can't ______ the ______" for you?
You don't have to tell us what it is, I just want to know ahead of time if we're going to struggle with that.

>>561633171
>Mississippi master race reporting in.
Gonna get a good nights sleep and wake up and plop in front of the news

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>>561620845
>I'm gonna kill people
>church school event
(lolwut?)
>implying that the gub'ment isn't all over the chan, these days
>that "not giving details" will keep the "plan" safe

I don't even know where to start with everything that's wrong with this thread...
Oh, wait.

>>561632238
You better make it to the worldwide news
I'll be looking for something at 4:15 pm european time

>>561633171
i'm in minnesota is that bad?

>>561625836
Do one for me, Anon. <3

>>561633434
>Missouri fag here
Gonna join ya with watchin the TV

>>561633258
This.
Also, does OP have any cool stuff to sell, for money to buy more armaments? A bit late now, but it would've been a good idea.

>>561633693
Minnesota is a lovely state, m8.

>>561633693
for what I'm planning or in general?

also all bags packed, locked and loaded. loading up car, then some sleep so I can have accuracy

QT

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>>561633462
don't forget
>Everyone and all institutions which have wronged me and so many others

I hate stupid threads like this...
Gets my hopes up that some idiotic fuckwad won't do us all a favor and die, already

>>561633995
for what you're planning mostly

but an opinion on the state would be nice too

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>tfw you wont be as famous as Elliot rodgers because your dad didn't direct the hunger games

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>>561633995
take one for me m8

How many will you achieve to kill? and how mainstream will your act of slaughter get? are we talking fox news kind of thing? or just local "man shoots guy and get arrested running down the road" kind of thing.

school is on the weekdays you high school faggot

tomorrow's sunday dumb nigger

>>561633171
I'm not saying I believe you, but if true thanks for the heads up.

Oh wait, before you do this I need to know because these mass murders never answer: Why?

>>561634490
will be national, multiple attacks, but they won't connect them til later probably

>>561634630
>Church related
>Fucker.jpeg

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>>561620845
White knight here OP.

Listen /b/ro as much as I hate the idea of you harming yourself I hate the idea of you harming others more.

If you are suicidal then do what you have to, to off yourself, but leave others out of it.

The good book says: Better a millstone be tied about your neck and be cast in to the sea then to harm one hair on the head of a child of God..

I understand that sometimes this lifge becomes too tough to handle so again if you feel you need out do so but do so alone.

You will have a far better chance in the afterlife if you "do no harm".

See you on the other side!

>>561634773
Emptiness is form and form is emptiness
there is no why faggot, no one understood me before so there is no reason to explain now

>be op
>go to "event"
>wears favorite trench coat and fedora
>walks towards building
>puts anonymous mask on
>doesn't cover neck beard
>pulls sword out
>walks in
>retribution.jpg
>"Ohhh are you the cake cutter?"
>suddenly chickens out and says yes
>news records him cutting the cake

>op delivered

>>561634928
Get outta here faggot

>>561635174
Nope to cress to leave..

Besides I actually give a fuck about OP.

You just want to see the world burn.

>>561620845
You'll need to kill atleast 78 people for the win op

>>561635149
>fedora
I don't own one

>>561635073
Give me a shout out won't you? As proof its you and not some random faggot?

>>561634928
OP Take this guy with you, please.

Reported this thread and contacted my local authorities to try and prevent a horrific event taking place.

Taking precaution incase your post is serious and you plan on taking innocent lives.

>>561620845
post a gun pic or something fag

>>561620845
Hi Mom! If these faggot delivers this thread will probably make it to the news titled as, "4Chan Shooter Posts Before He Kills!" Which is why I am now saying hello to you. If these queef does it I'm going to DVR the news so I can then call you to say, "Hey Mom, did you watch the news today?"

Anyway I love you Mom! Let's hope this faggot delivers so we can share this heartwarming moment.

Also, Anderson Cooper, you're gay. But then again, we all knew that.

>>561635471
What's your name? I'll record video of thread and your name for police to find

>>561635375
i'm gonna feel bad if you actually do damage and get on the news and i knew about it before it happened. also you never answered me, will Minnesota get rek't or what?

>>561635348
I only want OP to be happy and do what he wants

>>561635471
This
OP would you write down some Anon's name on your car or one of your weapons?

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>>561634870
and NOW you have just gone full Mr. Potato Head Retard Waterbaby.

Why couldn't you just have kept it simple? You started giving too many details that don't line up, yo.
It would have at least been a little suspenseful for a while... but no, you had to go and be fuckin' stupid and try to be big balled.
Derp.

/threadfailure

>>561635683
His name was Robert Paulson

>>561635580
Sad how many folks cheer on despair.

OP just ask and I will send you a temporary email address. I am willing to pay to relocate you and help you get back on your feet if needs be?

How can I help you not to harm others?

Please dont use guns. OP fucking people want to ban them and youre giving them the fuel. Plz dont use guns. In fact get a highscore without them and youll be imnortalized.

>>561635880
+1

>>561635880
We should roll and whoever gets 69 picks what OP keys into his car.

>>561635767
Tomorrow 10:15
load guns
go to church event
get on the floor
walk the dinosaur

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>>561635625
I hope OP doesn't deliver.

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>>561620845
>fucken bowl grabber

>>561636042
i should've fuckin known

>>561636063
You say that like there was a chance to begin with

deliver op

somebody screenshot

>>561635683
Mr. Mullins of southern Missouri. Need more info?

>>561635728
Well... FIRST he said "New England state..."
THEN he said "national attacks that won't be connected until blah blah blah yackety schmackety bing bong..."
Such fail.

>>561636041
Noo It was my idea so it has to be my name
Write "Yanik" on it OP
Its also a pretty unusal name in this configuration so everyone should recognize it

>>561636063
OP here I've changed my mind, just going to sleep it off. Thanks for the laughs

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>>561635959
This

Make sure to credit one of the major religions.

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>>561620845
ITT: a burnout from /x/ coming to /b/ to create a cute, fictional bed time story for you guys.
Attackers to post on 4chan from time to time, and this is not what they look like. Obvious bigmouth nutjob here.

>>561635073
OP I've cried myself to sleep for the last 3 years, I obsess over girls who left me as if I lost some sort of jewel, only later to find out they told everyone I was creepy and probably forgot about me 1 week after I hung out with them, I also want to kill my mom and my older brother before I die, and my phone hasn't rang since I was 15 years old, all I use it for now is to be ignored on tinder and play injustice card game.

Life sucks, I never talked to you, but I understand you, sucks you're going through with this, woulda been cool to be your friend.

>>561636404
kek, ebin trole thread m80

>>561636404
You nigger.

>>561636565
OFFICIAL SUMMER OVER THREAD

>>561636404
Good choice OP..

Hope your tomorrow is better.

>>561636404
OP is faggot. Go home everyone

>>561636041
rolling for "i h8 niggers"

>>561620845
who is this supreme gentleman?

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>>561636404
Fucking faggot.

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>>561636482

>>561636482
Wow....all I can say anon is.......would you like to take OP's place? DOITDOITODITDOITDOITDOIT

>>561636482
stop bragging about your great life, you fucking faggot.

>>561635683
Hey if you could take a peice of paper write 8/11/14 john finishes at 41.727167, -81.19673399999999

Just for lols

op is a faggot

i wanted carnage

>>561636404
Fuck you I was already hyped
OP confirmed for faggot

>>561636914
>41.727167, -81.19673399999999
you work at glends pizza?"

>>561637161
OH SHIT!

OP's gonna kill you nigger.

>>561637161
yes would have been awesome if it wasn't a troll thread

ITT gullible summer fags

Massachusetts faggot here can I sleep tonight?

>>561637161
Good thing it's a troll thread though i knew no One would pull shit like that and tell people the day before.

>>561636482
Sorry to hear it anon..

/b/ isn't really the place to find decent folks or friends. Nor really are online dating apps. If you p[ay injustice find a users group of folks in your area who play too.

Socialize more.

There is always someone else seeking a friend brother.
You have to be a friend to have a friend.

>>561637697
That actually happened a few years ago here on /b/

didnt i just see you on omegle

>>561637938
fuck i must have missed dat

>NE states, church school event, going for top score

More people died during the posts in this thread than the angsty faggot OP can even possibly hope to take down before police ventilate him. Kek.

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>>561637697
How new are you? Kek, it has definitely happened.

>>561638250
yeah, cause you're fucking new here, faggot.

>>561637938
It has happened a few times which is why those of us proud to be called white knights hang out and try to reason with our fellow /b/tards..

4chan has had some very sad shit start here.

While we certainly enjoy our warped sense of humor it is hoped that senseless tragedy can be avoided.

>>561638403
>Ventilate
i lol'ed

>>561637697
I'm hoping to insipre a true btard to act

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>>561638250
Did'nt know he was german
How unpleasant

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>>561638418
Another
>>561638521
Sometimes murder is funny.

>>561638418
>IE
kek

>>561638730
Only to those who are too seriously fucked in the head even for /b/..

>>561638418
I've been here since Aeptember 09' but i clocked out for about a year and half i was just wondering.

>>561638418
what the fuck does 'kills 15' mean?

>>561636237
Fuckin stem wangler

I already reported you to the authorities faggot
Hope your lying ass gets raped in juvi
Also fuvk you moral fag

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>>561638967
Humans kill each other. It's just what we do. Not trying to be edgy but it's really something we should all know by now. Fucking kek.
>>561639250
I didn't write the fucking article, Idunno.
>>561639131
>09'

Lol I don't know if this picture is legit but still interesting.

>>561638638
1.8 people die a second in this world. Trying for a "top score" is pointless. Also /b/ does not care. At all. You could be the best serial killer ever and we just wouldn't give a shit.

>>561635073

>Emptiness is form and form is emptiness

Heart Sutra, no?

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>>561620845
It's my birthday. Ill blackout drunk and blowing a load on your moms face.

>>561639719
How the fuck does 0.8 of a person die?

>>561639719
How does .8 of a person die?
>We just wouldn't give a shit
Unless you mean about how he kills people then yes. If not then speak for yourself, talking to a serial killer would be fucking interesting. Way cooler than talking to you losers who have never killed anyone.

nothing is gonna happen

>>561639769

Faggot OP quoting Buddhist scriptures and planning a rampage, great.

>>561639495
Killing and murder are not the same thing.

Killing we do you are right and that is a sad thing.

Murder some do and that is a terrible thing.

The goal of most of us should be to do what we can to help one another, but no I do not expect that.

But that does not mean I will cheer on a brother who claims he is going to an hero or murder.

I instead will try to help him even if he only ends up being another troll.

Strive to be different.

>>561640151
Fuck you stupid nigger
Stay in school kiddo

>>561640165
It's a statistic based on how many people die a day.

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OP is fag

>>561640679
>>561640539
>>561640530
WE HEAVEN NOW

>>561640454
>>>/lgbt/

>>561640530
>>561640539
>>561640679
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone
at any time.

>>561640539
I thought it was about how much water we consume per year :(
>>561640454
>Killing and murder are not the same thing
Just a matter of perspective. Read some books, idunno.
I can understand not rooting for it but no one person will change human nature. I'd quote what Carlin said about assassination but I don't really care too much right now. Cheers

>>561639495
this one is fake, incidentally

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>>561640956
Throw that pasta in the trash. It's old and covered in mold.

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>inb4 "Attempted shooting" on the news

>>561640956
I've seen this before. Copy pasta?

>>561641481
nice try faggot

>>561640956
newfag

>>561621726
for you

Ayy lmao

>>561636482
anon it happens girls can get the best of us

persevere

>>561641171
No murder is killing with malice aforethought.

Killing may be justified either as defense, in time of war, or justice.

I read plenty.

Which is probably why I understand that murder and killing are not the same.

>>561640925
Thanks for the invitation to your favorite board at 4chan. I am surprised you are not currently hosting your own thread so you can be OP.

>>561642709
>Murder is killing with malice aforthough
>Murder is killing
Stopped reading there

>>561642709
>malice aforethought.

...coulda just said "premeditation" and you wouldn't have sounded quite so pretentious...
but we dig, Holmes... we dig.

>>561639719
heaven, why are you so mean? just cuz your dad fucked you in the mouth every night of your prepubescent life.. cunt

>>561641481
I don't read scribble.

The fuck does it say after "ARE"?

>>561643260
"motorboating"

>>561643260
it's an old picture. I assume it says "monitoring"
>>561643387
possibly this

>>561643096
heaven's dad used to rape his prepubescent mouth. thats why he's such a cunt

>>561643548
You're just jealous because no one has wanted to rape you.
Ever.

>>561643387
cunt

>>561643096

no, premeditation doesn't necessarily mean with malice.

AKA
"I kill people or things I don't know because lel I am retart"
or
"I killed him because he raped my grandsons anus"

The only reason I can't get behind mass murderers is that they don't have any real target, and end up just killing a bunch of rando's and then act like they did the world a favor.

IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT PROPERLY MASS MURDERING FUCKERS YOU WOULD WALK INTO SOMEWHERE ONLY EVIL LIVES:

AKA Banks, Lawyer offices, group of CEOs, stockholders, etc.

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>>561643725
kek

>>561643881
in the legal system, "...with malice aforethought" and "with premeditation" are synonymous.
You were doing fine...
Don't overthink it, y'dig?
We dig.

ayy lmao

>>561642709
Reported for underage

>>561643725
you're the same good for fuck nothing loser that will never accomplish anything meaningful in his life as almost everyone on this board. the fact you've gone through the effort of changing your ID shows how much of a low life piece of shit you are

>>561644297
I've never had another ID in this thread (or basically any other, ever) to change, mang.

Deep, cleansing breaths...

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>>561644286
kek
>>561644175
How to dig?

>>561643881
You cant define evil faggot

>>561620845
Elliott was a real good lookin dude

How da fuck he not get any poon?

You can smell the sage in the id's

>>561644621
This.
>>561644297
You have to have a 4chan pass to change ID, right?

>>561643387
Thank you sir.

>>561643446
Don't bullshit me.

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>>561644814
Sa da tay.

>>561644771
Yes mootakins will personally change it

>>561645061
That's fucking awesome. I'm going to go buy a pass right now.

so many butthurt heavens samefagging

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Samefag