Bask in the glory!

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Checking in.

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Doing a stickshift sounds fun.

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>>561615136
To check out all these sexy furs.

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The Bird is in

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>>561615382
Heya Bird.

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>>561615382

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Lurker 'ere
Anybody haz s/fur w/ pool toys? It's pool time and I don't feel hot enough.

Pic related

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>>561614895

Requesting femdom or bukkake; plox and thank you.

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>>561615471
What's up

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>>561614895
:3

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You are now shifting manually.

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>>561615687
Sorry, my collection isn't arranged in a way that can provide /r/s.

>>561615804
Heyo, nothing much. Watching the Vexstacy stream and dicking around here.

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>>561614895
Kitty

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>>561615157
Artistè?
Reverse image search is being a cunt.

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guess who just lost their virginity

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>>561616208
How did you manage that buddy! Do tell!

>>561616208
Dakimakuras don't count.

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>>561616208
You mean...my prayers have worked?!

This is...glorious!

I think about you a lot, you know!

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>>561616208
Fox McCloud.

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>>561615804
Hiya
Just lurking and updating my collection

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>>561614895
Meow

>>561616131
xin-wei

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>>561616362
>thinks about Alex having sex
Rad....

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>>561616208
Not you?

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>>561616208
Noice.

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>>561614895

>>561616362
>>561616319
>falling for bait
>2014

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>>561616503
Oh, yeah. Now that you say it I'm not surprised.

>>561616683
Seriously
Buy a dakimakura

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>>561616512
Hmm?

Oh, don't misunderstand - when I pray, I often put in a good word for Alex.

I simply want him to have a full life; luxury, comfort, love and sex, those sorts of things.

He is a good person and I want all of these things for him.

I just...see things in him. Good things.

>>561616865
no

fuck off

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>>561616383
>>561616131
Boner Kill

>>561616969
why dont you pray that i get a god damn helium tank

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>>561616969
Got it.

>>561616976
And there is something to be said for sex toys. I really enjoy all of mine. Nothing wrong with having them.

>>561616976
You'll love it
Trust me. (And it might love you too ^.^ )

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>>561615576

>>561617142
This
Order that specific one right there

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>>561616601
ding ding ding

You just passed the 64 dollar question

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>>561617321
>not having best pillow

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>>561617140
Ha! You're not going to die for many decades, friend!

Try if you must, but you will not succeed, I assure you!

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>>561617321
I have no means of online payment, and I live with religionfag parents.

>>561617442
fuck off

your optimism is contagious

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>>561615830

>>561616804
>tfw when jetgirls are not popular enough for Bad Dragon to make a A-10 inspired toy.

Feels aside; more sexy aircraft.

>>561617437
No, I don't think I have enough sun to give.
>he deserves better than an insignificant harlot like myself

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>>561617039
If that killed your boner then.. you better not bring your boner anywhere near me unless you ave many boner extra lives.

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>>561617553
And that would be the other side of the pillow!

>>561614895
Does anyone have more stuff like this? Ancient Egyptican style stuff, that is.

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>>561617639
I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO FINIR'S TABBY!

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>>561617708
I understand.

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>>561617554
Fox

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>>561617845
I wouldnt mind one.

>>561617553
Have you ever tried buying something and hiding it from your parents? It's not that hard to do, I'd recommend you try it. If they are religious, that is their problem, not yours.

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>>561618006
I am quite likely going to purchase it as soon as it comes out.
I have it on good authority it may launch in the next month or two.

>>561618020
You don't get it

I'm asian

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>>561617715
Alas! I have used up all my extra boner lives here on 4chan.

How do I get a 1up?

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>>561618239
You go into /cam/ and you bring something back.

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>>561618104
Maybe you should buy two?

>>561618146
...so?
Yes, everyone knows you're a singashit. Just try it. You'll never know until you try. Also,
>caring what others think about you
>not telling them to fuck off and let you be you

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>>561618412
Wh....why would I do that?

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>>561618479

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>>561618452
Because if I be me my parents I get burned at the stake

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>>561618602
"Why buy one when you can have two at twice the price?"

>>561618730
By whom? The freedom of thought police?
Nobody will say shit.

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>>561618909
No...probably by the parents.

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>>561618909
I have freedom of thought, sure, but not freedom of possession.

Anywhere I hide something my mom WILL find it some way or another, even if I hide it in my pants.

Don't ask.

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>>561618849
Maybe you wont have a need for a second one and have to give it away

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>>561618383
Meh, I'd rather just go buy a boner. My penis is held on by a few snaps and a zipper afterall.
-Detachable penis-

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>>561618849
Is that a quote from the movie "Contact"?

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>>561618239
You have to save them up. Whenever you have a boner you can either use it of save it for later.

>>561618730
Don't be so quick to judge.
The Inquisition has some say in this.
>oh wait, wasn't it muslim or something
I guess the Inquisition there is getting shot by an AK.

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>>561619136
Sneaky Snek.

>>561619167
Got it.

>>561619219
Hahaha, yuuuup!

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requesting lesbians

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>>561619535
Sorry, my collection isn't arranged in a way that can provide /r/s.

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>>561619363

>tfw basking with something the size of a fist in your ass

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>>561619281
There you do ruining a perfectly good boner again...

>>561619103
Buy something anyways. If they find it, tell them you aren't a child anymore, and you should have the freedom to own what you please. Tell tgem you should also have the freedom to be as perverted as you want to be. Sure they won't like it, but why should you care? You keep saying you're going to die soon, so you won't have to live with it for long. Be happy and go crazy before you die. Do whatever you want to make your last inch of life happy.

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>>561619535

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>>561619754
I'll make the last millimeter of my life happy.

Don't worry about it.

>>561619743
^There you go^ rather. I think this is the correct english

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>>561619535
relesbian quests

Don't have lesbian planes it seems.
'lesbian'
The planegirls aren't even meant to have sex.

>>561615136
This reminds me of someone I once knew.. And miss terribly.. She has almost the same color hair and was a fur...

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>>561620030
Sorry to hear that! Missing friends is hard.

>>561619936
At least stand up for yourself. You can't let your family dictate you. YOU should dictate you. You should decide what makes you happy, and do it, even if it means everybody will hate you.

Do what you want to do. As much as it feels like it, you are not trapped in a box. Not if you don't want to be.

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>>561620030
What name did she go by? Furry name, if any...

>>561620237
Thanks <3 she's an ex now... I Regret everything...

>>561620356
Don't know :/

>>561620010
They are not supposed to, but seem to enjoy it very much.

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>>561620356
picture ruining alert:
>calfs are too big, feet too small

But what i was originally on about is her Iraq thing.
She's a service dog? Service.. bitch?
Meant to serv..ice.
>Comfort Battalion

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>>561621045
Wow, didn't realize that was such a crappy copy.

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just to be clear

everyone realises that post was bait and not true, right?

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>>561621691
Yes.
Yes we do.
But you shouldn't try to confuse us about your virginity status. It's apparently a very hot topic.

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>>561621216
Vexstacy's anatomy is not really accurate, I admit.

However, there is something about the style that just screams "sexy as fuck".

I'm a very forgiving sort!

>>561621691
Yeah.
I'm just bored. I'll reply to anything right now.

>>561621691
The "lost virginity" thing?

I knew. I "get you", Alex.

>>561621691
Can't really rely on my memory here but weren't they muslims?
Can't you just have them.. arrange marriage?

>>561621790
I'll pull that joke as many times as I want, because I know it'll never come true.

>>561622070
I don't know if people of my ethnicity and heritage have arranged marriages as some arcane tradition, but either way I don't want an arranged marriage.

I'm not even old enough to get married.

>>561622395
So, you're saying you'll be The Boy Who Cried Sex

>>561622641
Why yes

Except the story won't have a moral to be learned because I'll never get attacked by sex

I'll bbl guys. Gotta eat. See ya!

>>561622395
You should mail order a bride. The malaysian ones come cheap.

>>561622641
What gets him in the end?
Herpes?

>>561622916
Bye bye! Always a pleasure!

>>561622947
You get what you pay for

>>561623001
dood my intro got posted to e621 lol

>>561622916
c u Hots

>>561623109
Mine did too, lol

We rule the universe

>>561623101
Yeah
A bitch, lol. And a loyal one.
Do you not like the bitches?

>>561623363
No.

>>561623462
ghey

>>561622973
himself

>>561623462
What do you like in a woman?
You could even force her to act like Krystal, you know.

>>561623628
I guess that makes sense to some degree.
Although it is rather troubling.
It's like the Boy Who Cried Wolf walking right into the wolves lair.

>>561623805
I like South English accents

>>561623805
I don't think he'd have the guts to do that but I could force her to act like Krystal, yes.
She might even be slightly blue.
>just kidding
>although I have my price

>>561614895
This may be really late in the game, but where can I find more images like OP's. I don't even like fury that much, but this.... this is the work of the gods.

>>561623973
Like, cowboy accents?
Yee-haw sweet tea n' sum sweet SHINE

>>561624179
Start here, friend:

https://e621.net/post/index/3/anubian_jackal%20female

>>561624243
No, south English accents.

Like Krystal does

>>561624243
That's Texans, I think.
Don't have a Texan hear you say that.

>>561624386
dude...

>>561624243
>>561623805
I also like women who have an IQ above 15 and can fucking figure stuff out instead of being robotic fact-memorisers.

>>561624386
I've never heard her speak.
Is there a video somewhere of this?

>>561624339
You are a real nigga

>>561624583
Smart choice. Not every for-sale sally is a dumbass, however. Some are crafty. (Most aren't, so just choose carefully)

>>561624523
As a man who grew up in Alabama, I must say that I'm just messin with 'ya.

>>561624585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RggVELCz-10

>>561625056
That's a dub. She could sound like anything, tbh. However, that accent is sexy.
Simple solution: train your bride to speak like that, and name her "Krystal".

>>561624583
>being robotic fact-memorisers
>IQ above 15
I think to not be a robotic fact-memorisers you pretty much have to be a genius.
And I don't think you actually want a genius girlfriend.
I'd imagine that's extremely stressful.

>>561625403
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/voice-compare/Star-Fox/Krystal/

>>561625573
I don't want her crying to me every time she can't figure out why the microwave doesn't fucking work.

>>561625036
I've never even seen a Texan.
Or sand that wasn't a beach.

>>561625716
Well, how DOES a microwave not work?
>not plugged in
>no time set
>???
If she can't get a microwave oven to work she's not a human being.

>>561625996

>>561625716
Not all women are like this. You may have to do some digging to find one that isn't a dumbass, and willing to do what you want. It'll be worth it when you have her in your arms, moaning in a lovely southern brit accent, crying your name.
But they won't just come to you. You'll have to find them.

>>561626043
I'm glad you're here to fucking tell me these things!

>>561626451
>Alex
>glad
THE LORD BEHOLDETH

>>561626647
I'm watching Star Wars V and I thought that quote was suitable for use here