Anyone ever fuck their friend's mom? I dont even care if theyre not supermodel hot
Closest thing I got is that my friends hippy mom let me and my friend watch porn, taught with us about sex and taught us how to jerk-off. One time I was talking with her about sex and got a hardon, she unbuttoned my pants, took my dick out, stroked it a few times in a very clinical way to show me what to do and then walked out to let me finish.
Not fucked, but friends mom used to let me finger her.
We would be in the living room watching movies, guys just hanging out.
She would come in and sit near me on a couch, pull a blanket over her and I'd ease the blanket partly over me where I could get my arm under.
She woud usually have baggy shorts or skirt with no panties and I'd finger her til she came.
Got to be a pretty regular thing.
obviously /b/ never fucked someone's mom, let alone someone's daughter..
I guess. He was usually laying on the floor watching movies. Not sure why she picked me.
It's true, too boring a story to lie about it. I got nothing from it, not even a handjob.
oops title says milf leash.... lol not ash, my bad
s'all I got of "Ash"
someone post some other MILFS
So far you are posting all i have. I'm looking.
Here's one more maybe, I think it's her.
i've wanted to fuck my aunt for a while (left)
Here's my favorite milf, only pic I have but she really gets to me. Wish I had more.
I'm into this. I especially love when you can kind of see their "young" look somewhere in their mature face. Also it helps remind me that mature women still like a good dicking
Banged my friends half-black mom. Known her for years, one day texted her explaining my mature fetish, then the offer of a dick half her own age was enough to get her in. Im not even good looking or alpha
>run away from home
>femanon lets me stay at her house for acouple weeks.
>Mom is italian and pretty good looking
>always making dirty jokes infront of me and femanon.
>One day she told me to meet up with her in her upstairs bathroom.
want me to post more? or...
i have no idea what you're trying to say
this better be a true fucking story anon, or so help me god
Friend went off to college and his younger brother is still in hs. His mom is a lunch lady and would usually come home before the youngest so i would go over talk and drink.
One day i told her that i had a thing for woman like her and right after that she just was shocked and said if i wanted to see her naked. We took it to the bedroom and now it has become a bit more common since youngest is always out the house and i am free all week.
forgot picture of 40 oz.
I'd love to drink a 40oz with your 40 yr old aunt**
oh i see, from the UK. still want more? i think she has like double D or something huge
> at friends place
> smoking bongs
> having mad session
> car headlights pull up
> fuck dude she wasnt supposed to come home until tomorrow
> quickly pack the weed and bong away into friends room
> its late so my friend hides in his room and goes to bed (petrified of being caught smoking)
> leaves me to deal with a smokey room and talk to his mom while super high
> she walks in like a drop dead stunner
> knee high boots, tight jeans and a thick jacket covering a lowcut top underneath
> she comes over towards the heater which is right next to me on the couch and turns and faces away
> the bright orange heater lights up her ass perfectly
>Go in bathroom
>she comes in with a bong and a grinder full of keef.
>mfw i already have a boner
>we get stoned as fuck
>20 minutes go by
>I see her eyeing my boner
>"Wanna move to the bed?"
>I can tell this bitch wants it from the look on her face.
>tells me to take my pants off.
>i jizz in like 5 minutes
>tells me not to tell ANYONE.
>mfw when i tell EVERYONE.
There's this guy a few years older than me, i decided to hate him or no other reason other than i can. he could easily knock me out, i'm just mouthy. i've fucked his mum, she's 40-something and was pretty easy to fuck. most of my friends have fucked her since, she gets smashed on weekends and will take ANYONE home.
i'm now banging his ex. i dont even think she's that attractive, but i love fucking with this guy.
pic related. more details and if youre feeling extra naughty, pics :X thx for the contriboot tho
Many are waiting, permission need not be granted here!!
She looks so soft bro... i'm assuming there's no chance in hell you guys would ever be caught in bed together??
she knows i like her feet and she's been flirty with me, just dont know when to try it on, like her feet?
>There's this guy a few years older than me, I decided to fuck him for no other reason other than I can. He could easily knock me up, I'm just cocky. I've fucked his dad, he's 40-something and was pretty easy to fuck. most of my friends have fucked him since, he gets smashed on the weekends and will take ANYONE home.
I'm now banging him. I don't even think he's that attractive, but I love fucking this guy.
Holy shit, she has perfect feet, and this isn't even me being horny. Okay, but now I'm gettin the feeling that she's making advances at you and this has opened up a new fetish in your life.. that is awesome. If she's genuinely being flirty with you, please o please, get both yourselves a 40 oz and relax. The 40 will get her feeling real promiscuous...
yeah she started my foot fetish, i used to give her footrubs when i was little, ever since then i've been jacking off with her socks/shoes etc. they smell so good! i will go for it!
Believe me though anon, mature women like a good, healthy, and young dick because they feel like theyre getting the attention from the more attractive group (younger folk) that they stopped getting years ago. Make her feel young again and she'll call you up for more.. even when she's nervous..
Haven't done really much with friends moms, seen them cone out of a shower a few times either out of the door when they've finished or they were drying off, they never tried to scold me or anything like that but it's awkward because I've known their sons since I was a toddler. The furthest I've gone wasn't with a friends mum but my own aunt, as when I was younger I had to stay over for the night my uncle and cousins wern't at home just me and her, I tried going downstairs to get a glass of water where I ended up seeing my aunt completely naked, curtains drawn in the living room with her legs spread and in the air while she's either using a vibrator or fingering herself to a porno on a low volume, truth be told never really wanted to fuck her so I stood in the hallway masturbating until I couldn't take it anymore, went upstairs and came into a fresh pair of panties, where in the morning she came down wearing them a pair of white laced panties and a blue tank top without a bra on which was slightly see through, i'd definitely fuck her now given the chance.
DO NOT DO THAT. You should make advances in person, because if she is in certain environment that doesn't have room for sexting, she might get really angry and hold a grudge on you. My best advice is to act completely casual around her, but bring her a 40 oz or share a 12 pack with her, and offer to rub her feet AFTER you guys start getting buzzed... if it was meant to happen, her hormones will build up and she would give you the best blowjob ever.. mature women know how to blow.. believe me.. Take it slow, make her feel comfortable, and make her feel WANTED.
oh damn, just found this! have it for your help! thanks man!
if you want more let me know!
thank you kind sirs! would you like any more photos i can try and find? and also from what i hear from my family she used to be very "wild" when she was young so im guessing she has more than enough experience
details pls! how did it all lead up to sex? must be a fun story to tell friends
>she used to be very "wild"
People never grow up, bro~ She is still that wild-child, but she has more responsibilities as an adult which is why she seems "tame", but that doesn't mean she forgot what a hard cock feels like
pls post more! God I so wish you guys were fucking already, I wanna see her in all her glory :3
yeah! and she recently got divorced, is this going to get better?
Yeah, I did.
His mom was pretty damn smoking, looked a lot like this woman >>561529946 except with shorter hair, and bigger tits
She had one of those lay-down tanning beds in her room, and would use it pretty often. She'd always be really suggestive about it, walking around in a short towel, flush and red from the heat of it.
They had a pool which I'd use quite a bit (because we didn't have one). i've got a fairly big dick, which was probably on show because I never wore proper swimming trunks (you know, the ones with the netting?). I'd just wear regular sport shorts. I'd always catch her glancing as he laid there sunbathing/reading/drinking wine.
Anyway I'll greentext the actual story
> Be around 17
> Friend and his mom lived on the same street as me
> The Dad was some oil rig worker, was basically never there
> I went round my friend's house when he was out to grab my copy of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 (the best one, of course)
> His room was past his parent's room.
> Notice the glow of the sunbed, decide "fuck it" and peek in.
> His mom is laying there, flourescent blue under the lights, buck naked
> I duck back out and knock, just so I could strike a conversation
> Ask about my game
> "I'll help you look for it"
> She leads me to friend's room in a towel, barely covering her ass
> Can tell she's doing that on purpose
> His Playstation is on the floor, she bends 90 degrees over, flashing, to check the tray.
> I'm pretty speechless by this point.
> Find the game, making my way out
> "Hey, do you want a drink?"
> Of course, I don't want to leave
> She offers me some wine, after a couple of glasses she starts talking about her husband being away
> Says she's glad her son has me to hang around with because "I'm a good boy"
> Puts her hand on my lap at this point.
> Moves closer to me, moves hand up my leg
> Without saying a word, she leans in and kisses behind my ear.
> Mixed smell of wine and purfume
> I just fucking go for it and move the towel away
Nothing has sounded more like a MILF fairy tale than your story.. if you play your cards right, you will be kept warm between her feet and breasts for a good minute.. You can not sense the jealousy emanating from me right now! go get em, tiger
>dont forget pics :)
thnks mr skeltal.
this is now a boxxy thread by the way
For example. At work im talking to a few women in their 40s i have a laugh with them but its hard to flirt with them being colleagues who work on my unit. So what im saying is how do i get my intentions across without be direct. Hope this helps . cheers
oh she catches me looking and staring at her feet all the time, she always has them bare feet when im around, and i know thats not a coincidence! i just think she wants me more than i want her
As a general rule of thumb, ALL mature women want a good dicking.. doesnt matter what day of the week (their work/family schedule is a different story). If you're not getting ANY sign that your co-workers are horny or flirty, they are most likely content with their love life and don't wish to pursue anything taboo. Do not make advances to these women are you will be put on a Sex Offender list. The women who want the Young D... you can just feel it, trust me. Oh, and just cus theyre old, doesn't mean they want an old man inside them. Being fucked by a young healthy male is a fetish all mature women have yet to discover.
oh yeah, anyone else thinks this looks like my aunts feet? i fantasise about it thinking its her
one on the left here is the one on the right, shes my other aunt but i dont really have a chance with her :/
at a small bar for Halloween she was there. gave me a ride to another party. We talked and drank for a while. A buddy came up to me told me she was wanting to fuck a lot since divorce. sat there listening to her ramble on about shit for 20 min b4 I worked up the balls to say "fuck it let's go" she said ok. went back to her place. She blew me for a lil while . Then rode me for a while . so drunk and nervous couldn't nut . pounding her as hard as I could and my dick slipped out grabbed it slammed it back in and she said oh I like it in the ass. not sure if in ass or pussy still pounding pulling her hair. said she likes it ruff so I give her hair a hard tug as I thrust in . She yells out in pain my neck not that ruff . damn near lose erection realize I'm fucking an old women. but keep going gotta get this nut. bout out of breathe I'm fucking her so hard. then she cums gets up leaving me on the couch dick half hard waiting for attention goes and cleans up. comes out and ask if I'm ready to go back. Ok put on shorts and the back door opens panic fuck jus knew it was ex or one of her sons which I was close to all of them hung out all the time and worked with 2 of them. But it was another buddy guess he was next. still pissed I didn't get to cum in her mouth.
no its another woman in my family, dw nothing going on there lol
But the thing is, these women have work there for quite awhile now, meaning that they wont flirt with the new guy straight out in the work place. + they seem like the kind who wont shit where they eat sort of thing. So I don't think they will flirt with me in work because of this. In conclusion since they can't flirt with me in the workplace, im trying to pick up on smaller signals.
>Last Friday of the month
>All hot women are there chatting in a group.
>I go over ask if they all want a MCflurry bringing back
>They all agree , really thankful.
>One of women ( who i really want to bone) talks about her date last night .
>Women jokingly says to women who i wanna bone
>" was he a good looking escort then"
> Women says " ha no "
>women who asked about women b about the escort turns attention to me
> "So R, why don't you become an escort?"
> I say to them " how much would you willing to pay per hour?"
> all of the women agree saying " plenty"
So i don't think they were joking or just generally
flirting with me
anyway they enjoyed their mcflurrys
Apologies for grammar
Actually yeah an amazing story follows through! Femanon friend "Nigger Lover" let's call her NL for short is 17 i be 19 her mother who had just got out of prison is PAWG tig ol bits aswell "very nice i like" for drug charges be throwin party at ex husbands house whom she lives with as well i am very good friends with this guy. Be me walk up the mtn to the house no girls insight band mates and drug dealer chillin. Oh hey anon ex wife, step daughter and other friend in bath tub go chill with the if you like. Walk back a milf and two teenage fems be naked in tub oh hey anon wanna climb in beta chubby na im cool smoke sum >Dat Meth < high as balls. Later that night fucked up beyond comprehension NL pulls me aside hey anon what do you think about mom? Shes cool? Well she thinks your hot. Would you fuck her? Sure? Great she wants to fuck you. Pulls mom into room hey anon says he's down to fuck. Awesome says mom. Dawn be coming ex is still in bed be in bathroom with her shes in tub proceeds to tug at cod. I pull it out like Indiana Jones wip she throws up wet warm feet foot jobx10=gotta get dat poon.make arrangements ex has hangover make exscuse we need to head to town jusr the two of us. We make haste back to shire type cottage toting along NL and other fem friend like there samwise and Frodo >Gotta drop dat ring in dat lava pit< get to hobbit hole head strait to room sum of the best 5min sex ever had ......
Cont. So many fap memories over this...
> She still feels so warm from the tanning bed
> Starts biting my ear while breathing into it
> Dick is throbbing underneath my jeans by this point, she's just lightly moving her fingers over my it
> Unbutton my jeans, and it swing out
> She gives a little half-laugh, half-grunt out, grabs the shaft and squeezes tight
> Starts pumping it slowly, with a tight grip
> My heart is pounding, actually feel like I could explode any second
> SOMEHOW manage not to
> I relax and lean back. Her face is now about 6 inches from it.
> I remember when she licked the tip it felt like electricity
>I think "fuck yes blowjob incoming", but instead she swings her right leg over both of mine
>My legs are off the edge of the sofa. She's sitting on my thighs with it in both hands
>Her grip is still tight as fuck. I think she was seeing if I could take it
>This probs went on for a couple more minutes. Her grinning the whole time
>Go for gold
>I grab behind both her thighs and hop her over the dick
>Reach round, she is DRIPPING wet
>Scooch down a bit as she leans in to kiss me
>Stick the tip in to a little groan
>She slammed straight down on it, and started riding hard as fuck, bucking back and forward at the same time
>I had a face full of tits and two handfuls of ass
>Can feel the tip of my dick hitting the back of her
>The fact that she was loving it so much made me lose all thought of cumming and just focus on fucking that pussy
>Switch positions to doggy after a few more minutes
>Plunge into that ass.
>Can feel my dick like fucking thunder ready to rip
>"Don't come until she says... Don't come until she says"
>"I want you to come inside of me"
>She starts rubbing her clit as I plough faster and faster
>She starts cumming and her pussy clenches like a fucking vice
>Yep, I'm done
>Go balls deep and it splatters her insides
I couldn't move for about 10 minutes. I didn't see her for a couple weeks after that
Awesome, thanks for that info pal see my example >>561539351
>be me 16
>went to friends house to hang out
>hes not home
>mom tells me i can wait if i want, he went to the store with his dad
(i know this sounds exactly like a porno, but i swear its true)
>im in the living room on the couch
>shes in the kitchen
>she comes over to the living room and sits down next to me
>starts asking me about my day
>stare at her tits while trying to talk to her
>she asks me if i like what i see
>yes very much
>asks me if i want to touch them
>grab the fuck out of them
>she tells me i can never tell anyone
>she pulls her tits out so i can see them better
>suck on her nipples and bury my face in between
>shes grabbing my dick hard
>she tells me we cant do anything because we could get caught but to call her on saturday
>ask her if she could suck my dick
>she pulls it out and starts sucking it real good
>5 minutes go by
>hear car outside
>scramble to get everything back in order
>shes back in the kitchen
>i continue watching tv
A really really FUCKED story i have never told anyone.
>Be me 15
>Be little hoodlum faggot with other hoodlums
>Go over to friends house to smoke a bit since his moms cool with it
>his mom just got back from the store so we help her with the bags
> as were going up the apartment step you can see her thong going up her skirt.
>we eventually get all the bags and head in to smoke.
>be smoking with friends talking about drugs and who has what.
>be selling weed, E, Molly, and Oxy.
>other friends just stuck to coke or weed.
>friend mom hears I have oxy
> as were leaving his mom hands me a note but they don't see
>it was her # saying to call her on her cell later
>call her that night to ask her whats up.
>she needs some Oxy real bad
>Tell her I only have the 80mg Roxy that would cost her $40 a pop
>she said she would suck my dick for one and if she likes em she'll buy more.
>Start thinking with wrong head and agree.
>she gave the most nurturing blow job in my life. like the kind only a mother could give.
>I tried taking it out of her mouth before cumming but she would just grab the back of my legs and pull me in
>cum all up in her mouth with both hands on her head with her hands behing my legs.
>give her the Roxy
>she winks and says thanks ill hit you up if its the real deal.
Thats it. She tried sucking my dick for more but that shit was expensive so I HAD to start charging for cash.
The sad part of the story is my boy's mom went to rehab and sobered up but then my boy just recently died in an accident and was his only kid, and now she's back on it.
Life is like one big fucked up joke. You just gotta learn to laugh with it.
meh im not into that mum stuff, weirds me out
Your situation is a little hairy because there are multiple women involved, so mixed emotions will fill the workspace environment if word gets out.. dang, if it was simply one mature co-worker hitting on you it would be easier to gauge her flirtiness and promiscuity. Since they are surrounded by eachother, I feel like everyone involved will be hesitatant because nobody would want to burst the comfort bubble, so to speak... There's gotta be another anon that can help you better than me
At least all your co-workers think youre hot
nah i just couldnt, i think ill stick with these two and their beautiful feet (younger blonde ones feet in pic in black flip flops)
yeah my fiends mom back in highschool used to flirt with me all the time i fucked her friend while my other friend fucked her around jr or senior year.. never fucked her back then out of respect for my friend.. which i shouldnt have had in the first place
later on in life he really pissed me off so i hit her up and fucked her the next day.. it wasnt even that good but it was a good fuck you to that faggot
Thanks man , yeah they seemed to like the idea of me being and escort. Also I asked the women personally about her date.
>Her: yeah it went oright
>Me: Was he anything close to me?
>Her: Well he is an older version of you
>Her: kind, good looking, pilot
So yeah. Thank you for the assistance . I will post another time she came up to me and hinted something.
oh im trying to bone the other one dude :/
here's one of the blonde one, just found it!
your average 50 year old mom she was a 6 or 7. but I had known her for ten years prior to this. She was the hot mom out of our group of friends. so I had always thought about fucking her. I still would have done her if I had never met her before. Always had a thing for older women .
more? or want one of the older one (brunette)
Comes up to my desk out of the blue to tell me what she did last night...
Her: Oh hey R, have you seen the movie boy hood?
Me: No why what is it? ( me in mind thinking it was a gangsta movie?)
Her: Oh its the boy and his mom and its about them growing up together... (Blah Blah ) and the film was took over 12 years to do, due to the director wanting to capture each year
I just found it weird how she approached me , normally that doesn't happen. But at work we are good mates. But the only signals she gave me while she was talking to me was that. She came sat on the side of my desk ( Dress on so showing her running legs FUCKCK ) and that initial approach. but I couldn't make any flirtatious jokes about that really .
Sorry for grammar
how about you cum on a pic and upload for me? i would love that man!
When I was 14 15 and would spend the night over there I would sleep on the couch. her husband went to work an hour before her. When she was getting ready walking through the house I would chub my dick up and hang out my shorts jus hoping something would happen. like my dumb ass was in a porn or something.
Cant tell what page this is in as im using the clover app. I imagine its gonna die soon so I jusr wanted to thank you for sharing your story and all the wank material. Good luck anon
my plan is to go round one night so its just me and her, say it'll be a nice sleepover or some bs, ask for like a beer, offer foot massage and see where it goes from there really, who knows man
Hope it goes well for you. Well im out. Hope to see your success story on /b/ sometime. When do you plan on doing this? Ill probably miss the thread so if you could create one on 76chan.org then id be sure to see it and bask in your glory.
haha thanks guys, dont know, probably within 4 weeks of now? will try and get pics and stuff and post the shit outta that here. dont worry, hope to see you again sometime guys, bye
Best thing to do would be to find out when she is most free. Say she has Saturday off; get to her house by Friday night and don't mention any sleep over or anything. Just present the beer and say, not ask, "Lets hang out" while presenting the beers! Her initial reaction will clue you in as to whether she's interested or not. If so, just act casually, because if you act all touchy-feely out of nowhere too quick, she WILL be creeped out. Just hang out naturally, let the buzz sink in, and then offer the foot massage..
everything else will cum naturally... those tits<33
what age, what did she teach and what did she like to wear ?
something around 30
PE so some king of sweatpants and sweatshirts
not a friends mom but...
>40something milf from next block over
>always stop to talk and flirt with her
>she flirts back
>summer comes around
>she's sitting at a table, alone!?
>slide in next to her and talk
>she gets touchy feely
>she sneaks me drinks
>she asks me to walk her home
>dosen't want to walk into empty house alone
>go in house, she asks me to check the rooms
>she calls me
>walk into bedroom
>she stands there, naked.
>come to me, now.
>when I got there she dropped to her knees
>pulled my shorts down
>swallows my cock
>by the time I could react I was already cuming
>she swallowed all my cum
>stands up and says my turn
>she grabs my hair and pushes me to my knees
>she sits on edge of bed
>shoves my face into her pussy
>after a few minutes she starts moaning and bucking my face
>she cums, finally
>she sees I'm hard again
>she smiles mounts me and rides
>fucks me all over
>gets late, sneak out back door
>get home, realize I can't find my cell
>go back to her house
>see back door still open
>peek into bedroom
>her husband sucking on her pussy
>she's moaning, he tastes good? doesn't he baby
>I sneak out
>next day got my cell back
>and a bj while her husband mowed the lawn
>Live on second floor
>hang out with friend who lived on 1st floor
>He says Anon be right back have to take a dump
>Left alone with his 40 year old mom
>Start joking around about sex
>She dares me to visi her after midnight when her husband leaves
>Go to her house at 1AM
>Was a virgin
>She basically fucked me twice
>Everything went better then expected
>Kept on for 6 months
>Her ex catched her with another neighbor
>Kills said neighbor
>I will never fuck a married woman again
im late to the thread, but in high school i had two buddies and we always chilled and friend 1 lost his virginity to friend 2's mother and after a week, tom caught wind of what jake had done and confronted him to learn if it was true when it was the 3 of us on my couch.
details on request
>Staying over in friends house
>Friend is shit craic goes to bed early
>Leaves me alone in living room to sleep on couch
>Start jerking, finishing jerking, realize his Mom was watching behind me
>Freak the fuck out, she tells me to relax and starts cleaning up my jizz
>Get hard again, she tells me her husband and her haven't had sex in 8 months and she's so so desperate for sex
>fucks me on the couch
>Was only 15, was virginity
Oh, the thread will still be here, hombré.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
what would you do to this average looking mom?
she just had twins, she's 41, just got remarried
Titfuck and deep throat. Slap her round a bit. Cum right on that locket.
here's another one of her, a better pic of her face
pretty average looking but tell me your fantasies
what makes you want to slap her around? or are you always into that
here she is with a friend in a hottub
What? Did you remove the spaces in the email? Oh god I need those pics man. Maybe it was too big? Maybe you could try what the other anon was doing and just send the mega link to my email. Oh shit 1% battery
>At female friend's house for a keg party
>Her mom is there
>As you can tell they are trashy
>Her mom is drunk as shit and so am I
>There was a group of us in the kitchen and slowly everyone left other than her and I
>She keeps rubbing up on me and shit
>Talking about her tits
>I drunkenly and jokingly say "Show me them!"
>She flops those fried eggs out
>Not that bad actually
>She asks me if I want to go upstairs with her
>We end up in her bedroom
>She starts giving me an over the pants handjob while I feel her tits
>Pulls out my dick and starts blowing me
>I start fingering her
>I fuck her doggystyle bent over her bed
>Cum inside her
>We get cleaned up and agree not to tell anyone
>Go back to partying
Fast forward to Monday morning at school.
>Female friend walks up to me in the hall
>Calls me a pervert and says she can't believe I fucked her mom
>Her mom told her everything
>She's trashy and chill about it though doesn't give me too much shit
>She tells everyone in the school though
>For the rest of senior year everyone refers to me as "Motherfucker Matt"
>Whenever I go home to visit now during holidays and shit and go to a bar at least one person will yell that at me
Her mom was like a 5/10 but I don't give a fuck.
I missed an opportunity about 3 years ago
Was sleeping over and friends house, my friends mother came in the morning to wake me up and was rubbing my leg through the covers.
I woke up and she was smiling at me and I thought nothing of it, to make things worse it was just be and her in the house that evening for a good few hours and the last thing she said to me was
"I am in the other room if you need me for anything?"
but she gave me the "look" when she said that.
It registered in my head, but I still went and watched tv bymyslef in the other room. I could have dicked her and going back with the mind I have now I would have.
Hey, I just recently got a text from my aunt where she asked for my profile picture on Facebook (If i could send it to her) "Because its so nice." I send her the picture. She replies and I say that its nice of her to say that. Then she replies with a winkyface.
Is this her trying to tell me something, or is it too farfetched?
Help me out /b/ros
mfw your aunt is fucking her pussy senseless with a dildo she calls by your name