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ask a real english police officer anything.
did this last week and got a fair few questions. ask away 4chan.
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>>561412706
y tho
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how does it feel to be a pig
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Has the amount of prostitution related charges increased since the blocks on porn
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>>561412706
Would you say it would make your job easier if you had the ability to morph into a lion?
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How many stoners are in your constabulary? What's your opinion on bud?
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My brother has been questioned all day by the police. It turns out he's been caught watching child pornography.
How fucked is he?

And...should I forgive him? I want to hate him but he's my brother. I kinda care a whole big deal about him.
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>>561414035

"my brother"
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What made you decide to give up on life?
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Why do you treat people like tossers?
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>>561414135
Yes, my brother.
Not everyone lies all the time on here.
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>>561412706
dat filename doesn't inspire confidence.
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m8 do u like wayne rooney m8
also do u like chelsea and rugby
>inb4 wayne rooney m8s
#rooney
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>>561414269

"not everyone"
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>>561414269
leak his home address so we can burn it down like the pedo cunt he is.
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>>561414432
His house is a pedo cunt?
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>>561413628
Holy shit, only just looked it up. Wow, good job UK you fucked up to block porn.
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>>561414560
No, but you're a fucking retard.
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why dont you carry a gun?
what happens if someone pulls a gun on you?
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Ever encountered drug money and been tempted to pocket some/all of it?
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>>561414035
>my brother
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>>561414432
Looks like i'm disowning him, my parents don't know yet though...think i'lll tell them. My dad is gonna be...pretty damn mad.

>>561414560
My sides.
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>>561412706
is it true you wankers don't carry firearms? if an assailant carrying a gun commits a crime what do you do? also gimme a rough percentage of people commiting crimes that are "chavs"
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>>561414937
Scotfag here, we do have armed police, they just aren't on patrol although this may be changing soon.

oh, and there is armed police in certain areas, like the houses of parliament and downing street.
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>>561412706
>>561414937
i want answers you faggot
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>>561414648
since when? I've still got porn...
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>>561413628
no, theres too much porn on the internet and even if 90 percent of it was censored i doubt people would turn to prostitution.. they would just watch the other 10 percent.
>>561413850
probably, lions are a rarity in england (zoos and lion city being the exception) so im pretty sure being a lion would stop any offender in their path.
>>561413996
not as many as you would think.. or at least not as many are bothered. bud isnt such a big deal, weed dealers are of course a problem but at the end of the day 'stoners' dont really cause a problem or threat and there is almost always more important issues to be dealt with than a few youths smoking a joint.
>>561414035
not really my area but from what i know he wont really be 'fucked'. there is a big difference in prosecution in term of child abuse related things. someone that has just watched child pornography for example would most likely be cautioned (and lets face it publicly shamed) as opposed to someone who has been uploading and distributing the material. very unlikely he will receive jail time anyway.

>>561414163
how many times have you personally experienced being treat like a 'tosser' by the police? we dont treat people like they are below us, fair enough some poor officers may do so but generally that would be towards reoccurring offenders.

>>561414343
wayne rooney is not a good footballer and i have never watched rugby.
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>>561414648
It's blocked by default but you can get it unblocked by calling them up.
It's just to kinda protect the kids i guess.
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>>561415118
so if a ruffian shoots someone on the street you gotta wait 15 minutes to wake and call the armed forces?
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>>561415186

go to google.co.uk

type jailbait
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>>561412706
So how do the britbong goverment tell you to deal with crime committed by muslims? Do you get beheaded by a rusty knife or stoned to death for trying to stop them?
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>>561415367
Pretty much but if you're not involved with shitty people, chances are you won't get shoot.
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>>561415520
non-Detroitistan must be pleasant
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>>561414937
Beat cops don't, some have tasers, the rest just beat the fuck out of you or try to... you know like men (those hairy women in the USA)

We don't have a fucking out of control gun problem in the UK... we maybe have 50 fatal shootings a year in all of the UK? The same number as 1 street in Chicago has in a week.

However we have gun cops at the airports and on rapid response teams.
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>>561414937
>>561415118
I'm from Northern Ireland here and the cops here carry guns, handguns on all cops then every couple or so carry assault rifles. They called to my house with rifles and sub-machine guns just for a warrant on a fine not paid.
Plus the gun laws here are relaxed only place in U.K you buy handguns and automatics I love it here
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>>561414937
there are trained armed officers but someone like myself does not carry a gun but just a taser. its rare that an event would occur where i would come face to face with someone that has a gun without our knowingness and if we did know then the trained armed units would be there.
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What boots do you wear?
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>>561415410
Just did... I'm looking at search results for Jailbait... nothing new here...
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do you mind knowing that most of the people you work with are arrogant cunts?
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>>561415783
if I were shooting at you what do you think your chance of beating the fuck out of me would be
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>>561412706

what do you do if suspect has 300+ HP?
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>>561415321
Literally EVERY TIME I've spoken to a cop they've treated me like shit on their boot. Only times they haven't is when I've had blood pouring down my face or they've fucked the pooch.
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>>561415865
I realize I've become the quintessential murrican here, I'm just curious, I realize firearm related crime is very low in the UK, I'm just curious as to how it would be handled by the average unsuspecting UK copper
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>>561416102
Why would you be shooting at me you fucking idiot? We're not fucking insane knob jockeys in the UK.
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>>561416441
Offer you a cup of tea then retreat to a safe distance till police marksmen turn up to shoot you in the head (After 3 hours of asking you to give yourself up)
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>>561416502
this is roll play faggot. I've got a boner and only the blood of a police officer can quell it
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>>561416041
reroll
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two questions:
a) is it true you arrest people for 'racism' and 'hate speech' i.e. saying you don't want black people in your country?
b) do you differentiate between addictive illegal drugs like meth, heroin etc and others e.g. mdma and LSD?
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What's your daily job?

Do you wait on the side of the road and wait for someone to make a mistake in driving and nail them with a ticket?
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>>561416757
Well you'd prob shoot the first and maybe second cop you encounter, it's happened, if you continued though you'd just bring some proper mental bastards down on your head... and you've killed one of them... this isn't murikan cops here... these are dudes who sit in a shed all day shooting at targets being bored... they get a chance to shoot at someone they're going to. Remember those 2 pricks who killed Lee Rigby (The Soldier) 11/18 shots total both incapacitated and both are still receiving daily pain meds for their injuries and will do till the day they die.
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>>561416940
a) In theory, yes, in practice, not unless it involves violence, look up the English Defence League on Youtube, they get away with it if there's no violence.
b)Yes, • Class A drugs include: heroin (diamorphine), cocaine (including crack), methadone, ecstasy (MDMA), LSD, and magic mushrooms.

• Class B includes: amphetamines, barbiturates, codeine, cannabis, cathinones (including mephedrone) and synthetic cannabinoids.

• Class C includes: benzodiazepines (tranquilisers), GHB/GBL, ketamine, anabolic steroids and benzylpiperazines (BZP).
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>>561416940
this brings up a greater question, do you folk target mudslimes as terrorists and persocute them harshly? we do he and its awesome. Btw ur anonymous so its ok to be honest
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>>561416940
>do you differentiate between addictive illegal drugs like meth, heroin etc and others e.g. mdma and LSD?
I know that, there's different classes for drugs heroine and cocaine are class A and then cannabis is class c and you'd be able to guess the rest. I know if your caught with class c you only get a warning and then it's like the 3rd time you can get arrested for possession, obviously depending on quantity... I was caught with weed
>>561416441
>UK copper
The U.K is different countries with different laws so again only cops in Scotland, Wales and England don't carry guns Northern Ireland police (P.S.N.I) do carry firearms and they are complete scum
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>>561417831
>>561416441
just for your info.
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>>561417248
no offense meant, but, i wont say the average cause a lot of faggots cant shoot for shit, but some murrican civies are equally good marksmen. I'm sorry for your peacekeepers that were lost by the insane minority. I was just giving u some flak and meant no I'll will about it. The loss of a comrade is/can be a very hard thing
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>>561412706

>>561415865

Hey OP, I got pulled over and breathalysed (first time ever) last week. Of course it was a zero reading. She said (almost apologetically) they were running a campaign at the moment so yeah... that's why...

The female copper was quite cute (7/7.5)

Should I have tried to get her number? Or is it a no no to try that while on duty?

>inb4 it depends on how good looking you are
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>>561418115
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28656324
forgot link.
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>>561417831
thanks I grew up my whole entire life thinking that the UK was just great britains new name. holy fuck I am soooo much more educated now. Faggot
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>>561418272
I think your right on cannabis being class b but it was class c a few years when I had some on me, it was changed not too long ago to class C
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>>561416313
i have personally never come across such an highly geared opponent.
>>561416352
well i have never been like that. i can understand why some officers are and i guess it would depend on the situation and as bad as it sounds what you look like and your attitude. one of the main things people in charge emphasise is to respect the public no matter what and to not be bias or judge them in any circumstances until a proper understanding of the situation has been established. if it is as bad as you say just put your phone on audio record mode or video mode and report it if its really that bad, you would be suprised a what could happen to an officer if their manor is not appropriate towards a member of the public.
>>561416940
1. somewhat. if a person was for example shouting at a black man in the street abusive and vulgar things then that could be followed up but if someone was expressing their opinions and saying they didnt like black people then there isnt anything we could do about that. its all to do with the situation 'racism or hate speech' is in.
2. in arresting terms not really. if i was to search someone and they had any of the listed things on them then it would be a straight forward arrest depending on quantity. the proceeding prosecution would obviously be decided by a court. on a side note you may be suprised to know that often people caught we said substances would just be let off with a warning (if not a repeat offender). obviously if someone has mass amounts on them then an arrest would have to take police with the possibility of them being a dealer in mind.
>>561417052
more often than not yes. waiting for calls and instruction to go to a certain place involves waiting around in a vehicle with another officer and whilst waiting the general idea is to look out for anyone acting suspiciously and for traffic offences.
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>>561418526
Never knew that, then again on all those cop shows, most folks caught with only possession (i.e. not distributing) usually get community service and a warning...but you know, that's on tv..
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>>561412706
How often (if ever) do you get reports of gun crimes? Also have you ever been stabbed in the hand by a man dressed as santa?
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>>561418264
in all honesty there would be no reason for you not to have tired for that. considering that you were completely innocent and not in any way involved in an offence, i see no reason why your encounter was any different to anybody meeting some random other person on the street. as far as i know there are no rulings against this but i guess it comes down to the officer and what state of mind she was in.
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>>561418559
Ha, I don't take it personally, I have long hair I wear a leather jacket I know what I look like. I don't hold it against cops ur jobs shit enough without someone bitching behind your backs.
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>>561419004

>another missed opportunity

fuckin fgt that i am
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>>561417264
yes i know you have a differentiating system, but don't you as police recognise the severity of heroin addiction while understanding that drugs such as mushrooms, lsd and mdma dont have any real negative impact on society?
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>>561418518
Can't tell if your sarcastic but here's some info anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
>>561418814
I meant changed from class c to b that's probably why you see more sentences now since it was changed to a class b, or it could just be where I live in NI the laws different. I read in my local paper about a guy who was caught with cocaine intending to distribute and got a suspended sentence which is soft for a such large amount
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>>561419429
Are u shitting me? I've been in clubs when you got prats fucked up on MDMA thinking everyone should love them when they're being fucking obnoxious lecherous drunken cunts.
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>>561419429
Honestly, I am in no way in 'the know' when it comes to the drug culture here.
As for the polices' understanding, if you're not distributing you will most likely be given help, we ain't a heartless bunch.
if that makes no sense; i give up, it's 3 am, what the fuck do you expect. sorry for being a cunt.

>>561419532
I see what you mean, I guess that would be the case...not my area of expertise, I just google stuff ha
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>>561416441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzmOR823Mw
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>>561414719

answer my question faggot pig!
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>>561416441
to be honest if i was to encounter someone with a gun in whatever situation it may be, and they were willing to use it aggressively, i would be fucked.
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>>561420140
>dat range rover

>fuckin hells bells
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>>561414719
i have been part of a raid squad on a flat and the amounts of paper cash and expensive designer products clearly bought with the selling of drugs (that were also found in very large amounts in the property) and i can honestly say yes.. i was tempted. it would have been rather easy to pocket a vast amount of paper cash without anybody seeing but i guess good old karma and commitment to my job kicked in.
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>>561412706
Where are you located OP?
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also OP here, im not a police officer. i assumed people would have spotted the pictures name but i guess not. it was fun pretending to be pig scum whilst it lasted though!
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>>561421086
hahahahahaahaahahahaahhahahaahahahahaahhahaahhaahhahahahaahhaahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahah FAGGOT
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>>561421086
i was waiting for this, newfags present i guess
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>>561421365
i was joking about the pig scum part..
ive been mugged twice because i am a vulnerable beta faggot and i rang them to save me and arrest the baddies that hurt me :(
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>>561421086
>>561414325
not surprised ur not a cop
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>>561421742
y
let us say that perhaps i am planning on writing a play about being a police officer.. would it not be an inspiring and convincing piece of work?
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>>561421685
I'm actually laughing you got me bad and I normally try to find something wrong but I put it down it being 3ish am
10/10 well trolled
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>>561422563
this

i know when i've been mugged off
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>>561422225
it was a good performance op. down to your semi serious mode and tone even down to your half arsed grammar, a kind of covert statement of power as used by police officers, so well done.
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>>561421086

8/10 GJ
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>>561422563
yup well played
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>>561412706
What do you think the odds of Canada rejoining the kingdom are?
We've been neglected by our governor general, still recognize the queen, however parliament is attempting to usurp your highness' power.
Do you think anyone will care and help us?
This is an honest and serious question.. I want Canada to return home :(
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>>561422563
well i gues that is 3:30am wined up for you. oh what a fulfilling life i lead, trolling on an internet image board in my depressive state. one guy gave me an 8/10 too, so i guess i have at achieved something today.. right?
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>>561424083
i dno bt ur flag has a leaf on it so u must b a gud country! +D-DXD
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>>561423769
ha i forgot how funny that was
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>>561424326
might have 1 more
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>>561424489
nope
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