Will someone please Photoshop my girlfriend of 3 years nude.
She will not let me see her naked in real life, because we are Mormon and have to wait until marriage.
DAMN dude, i got some bad news.... turns out you've been gay for 3 years...
>She will not let me see her naked in real life, because we are Mormon and have to wait until marriage.
So what she actually means is:
"i want to be in a relationship with you, but Tyrone is giving me that BBC and you will always be inferior"
Wow! Congrats on being a Mormon, good Sir! Everything about your religion is just so righteous! I honestly wish I'd be able to become half the man you are, OP. Stick by your code! Relish your wedding night with this beautiful woman! I wish you two the best, yes, a life full of unceasing mormon happiness! Don't fall under the temptations of satan! You have control of your own mind! Blessings, Op.
Racism is also, not allowed in my thread, please leave.
You are full of bull-shiz, you know that right
sure thing, and your the queen of france.
no being homophobic pls
Not that it has not crossed my mind, but she was molested by her bishop when she was 13. So yeah
omg u srs, u so smart thx for posting bait m8 now sk8 with ur m8 and get kill u fucking cumsucking asswipes I hope you both get so many cancers in your pets, so you see them suffering, and because you're so retarded you keep buying new ones who die off with cancer, but they where so sweet right? lelelele now go fuck off and get a dog who loves you just so you can see him die off in your arms on your way to the vet because he's twisting all ways.
>Posting to /b/
>No rl nudity
>No disrespecting shit
>Woman is a slattern
>OP wants shoops of said female
Something's wrong here OP. I just can't put my finger on it.
If you need further assistance I can offer to put my finger inside your girlfriend and report back.
you're not gay. you're a faggot. there's a difference. also im telling you to rape your girlfriend. if she is not DTF wanting your D she's probably not even sexually attracted to you. have fun with your unhappy marriage when she runs off with tyrone for a little BBC
Thank you for your kind Mormon words, OP. I have a small request for a man of faith such as yourself.
I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. I lived a simple child hood; spending most of my days on the playground. However, one day, I was approached by some non-mormon fellows who were up to no-good. Sadly, Op, these men starting making trouble in my neighborhood. So I did what I thought was right and got into one little fight! I mean, was I wrong? My mother became terrified, and sent me across country to my Uncle in Belair, CA. OP, can I still go to heaven eventhough I placed hands upon a man in a nefarious manner?
As long as I'm not doing anything evil in the real world I am ok, The internet is not real.
atleast respect my girl, ok bro
We will be more happy then your marriage will ever be, because we will be married in the temple and be blessed personally by the lord. Have fun in hell, bucko
Well I would say it was justified, they were out to harm you. And you had to fight for your life. Just please repent to the lord, and all will be forgiven. Good luck in life, my friend.
there is but one god
leave you hardcore hater
>not watching south park
Probably because they mocked you and made a successful musical out of it right?
ok, this is way too far. But thanks for trying anyway.
southpark is rated "MA" that is why i would never watch it.
But she s beautiful to me, and i will only touch a girl once i am married.
Oh, thank God! What a wondrous thing it is to have the internet. I've felt so conflicted about that day. I feel much better knowing that I can be saved. Well OP, I've got to go shortly. I just got into a cab, and you know what's funny, this man his plush dice on the mirror! He's probably a hedionistic unbeliever. Any suggestions on how I can bring this man to the light? I also have this Ivy League Cousin that I'm worried may be a homosexual...
Which episode was this from? I thought I'd watched all SP episodes, but I can't remember this one.
well, i would say ask the driver if he has the lord in his heart, and ask him to google the lds church if he wants to learn more.
Also give ur cousin a book of mormon, and let him know you accept him as he is.
Don't waste your life, you do know the old copies of the DOC call any coloured person mud people and that they are forbidden from holding the priesthood. How can the word of God change unless it isn't his word.
its not a lie. also my cousin waited years to marry his girlfriend to get married and have sex and shes a fucking bitch man. you must be autistic if you think everything is peaches and cream
/b/, I can't believe all of you overlooked my cry for help in this thread. Shame on all of you. Thanks my mormon /b/rother. The cab driver was a muslim, and turns out that he didn't even charge me a fair! What a rare cab! Haha, praise him!
Instead of calling me a lier, look up the facts. The BOM and the DOC have been changed multiple times before, if it was the true word of God the texts would not need changing. A quick proof not relating to the mud people is that having multiple wifes was allowed until the Mormons wanted to become part of the USA.
>leave you hardcore hater
I'm also hardline atheist and am chuckling my evil 'hardcore hater' chuckle at the phenomenal waste of your life and that of your GF's life through the devotion of energy to some non-existent supernatural force.
There are a lot of prophets and they are telling a lot of stuff but there is no evidence to back up what they tell us. Needing an invisible figure to make it through the day is pretty fucking dumb in my opinion.
lol I'm bored now, for any of you fucks who took me serious. You are the fucking Cancer of /b/
This is just some cunt i know on facebook, also Mormons suck dick
Fuck you newfag swag cocks
this is such an obvious troll it isn't even funny
Dude OP cut the act, you are asking people to make her nude, so obviously the thought of fucking her is strong within your manhood, and I pray you aren't Mormon, they are the laughing stock of Christianity, and Christianity is the laughing stock of the world. You are the lowest of low. Prove to me your religion is real, and Ill accept it,
>inb4 faith is part of any religion
NOPE can't use that I want solid proof, I can prove it isn't real.
If this is all bait then im happy honestly.
>mfw i'm a virgin