Will someone please Photoshop my girlfriend of 3 years nude.

>3 years

>3 years
>no sex

>>561369016
yes, 3 years. But I'm happy to wait, because I know for this sacrifice there is a place in heaven for me.

>>561369124
she atleast do pp touch?

tell her to get a holder for her toothbrush that is fucking disgusting

>>561369225
Never, but i don't mind.

>>561369273
please no being rude or swearing in my thread. Thanks

>>561369507
>please no being rude or swearing in my thread. Thanks

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>>561368934
DAMN dude, i got some bad news.... turns out you've been gay for 3 years...

>>561369982

lololololol

>>561369507
He's just saying. You want to see crusty fucking sperm all over the place when you fingerbang her in her bathroom? That's disgusting. Tell her to fucking clean up.

>>561369982
seriously, this is disgusting, please be respectful to my girlfriend. be serious

>>561368934

>2018-4
>being mormon

Your girlfriend is fucking retarded and so are you.

>>561370213
please no being rude or swearing in my thread. Thanks

>>561368934
>She will not let me see her naked in real life, because we are Mormon and have to wait until marriage.

So what she actually means is:
"i want to be in a relationship with you, but Tyrone is giving me that BBC and you will always be inferior"

>>561370213
im sorry if i seem rude, but i've been doing photoshop since like... well since i know paint, i'm tellin you, your boyfriend has a cock

>>561368934
OP is a Mormon beta faggit, confirmed

>>561370227
Hey, you can call me anything you want, but I won't stand someone Hating Hardcore on my gf.
>>561370337
pls do not mock me

>>561369124
there is no god

>>561369982

OP confirmed gay.

>>561370337
This mormon shit must be the biggest bait
"Guys I found this book and only I can read it, it says this"
"You're all faggots"

will someone Photoshop her a clean sink please?

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>>561370337
This was never your thread.

>>561370573
seriously, this is disgusting, please be respectful to my girlfriend. be serious

>>561368934
why dont you just rape her for holding out on you for 3 years. ruin her life for being a bitch

>>561368934
Wow! Congrats on being a Mormon, good Sir! Everything about your religion is just so righteous! I honestly wish I'd be able to become half the man you are, OP. Stick by your code! Relish your wedding night with this beautiful woman! I wish you two the best, yes, a life full of unceasing mormon happiness! Don't fall under the temptations of satan! You have control of your own mind! Blessings, Op.

Googled: Kenny Rogers mormon

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865597493/Kenny-Rogers-Mormon-Tabernacle-Choir-join-2014-Deer-Valley-Music-Festival.html?pg=all

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>>561370750
This is a bait thread.

>>561370465
Racism is also, not allowed in my thread, please leave.
>>561370486
You are full of bull-shiz, you know that right
>>561370506
sure thing, and your the queen of france.
>>561370583
nope,
>>561370629
no being homophobic pls
>>561370878
Not that it has not crossed my mind, but she was molested by her bishop when she was 13. So yeah

>>561368934
I actually am Mormon and everyone in this thread, especially OP, is a tremendous faggot.

>>561368934
If you by nude mean x-ray, then I'm sorry to dissappoint you but the underwear is too thick.

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>>561368934

>>561370985
Thank you, I am very proud. You seem pretty nice for this poopy site.
>>561371201
pls no gay bashing
>>561371240
what is xray

>>561371135
more reason. DO IT FAGGOT

>>561371135
>molested by her bishop
YA DUN GOOFED

>>561371448
I am not gay ok. Stop calling me that, not that it would be bad if i were.I have had a girlfriend for over 3 years, so it proves i am straight as a whistle, k

>>561371247
>>561371060
omg u srs, u so smart thx for posting bait m8 now sk8 with ur m8 and get kill u fucking cumsucking asswipes I hope you both get so many cancers in your pets, so you see them suffering, and because you're so retarded you keep buying new ones who die off with cancer, but they where so sweet right? lelelele now go fuck off and get a dog who loves you just so you can see him die off in your arms on your way to the vet because he's twisting all ways.

Mormons arent supposed to be on the internet let alone 4chan. You are fucked. Hell it is!!

>>561370213

>is on /b/
>wants respect

top fucking kek

>Mormon
>Nosex
>Posting to /b/
>No rl nudity
>No disrespecting shit
>No raep
>Woman is a slattern
>OP wants shoops of said female

Something's wrong here OP. I just can't put my finger on it.

If you need further assistance I can offer to put my finger inside your girlfriend and report back.

>>561371625
you're not gay. you're a faggot. there's a difference. also im telling you to rape your girlfriend. if she is not DTF wanting your D she's probably not even sexually attracted to you. have fun with your unhappy marriage when she runs off with tyrone for a little BBC

>>561371374
Thank you for your kind Mormon words, OP. I have a small request for a man of faith such as yourself.

I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. I lived a simple child hood; spending most of my days on the playground. However, one day, I was approached by some non-mormon fellows who were up to no-good. Sadly, Op, these men starting making trouble in my neighborhood. So I did what I thought was right and got into one little fight! I mean, was I wrong? My mother became terrified, and sent me across country to my Uncle in Belair, CA. OP, can I still go to heaven eventhough I placed hands upon a man in a nefarious manner?

>>561371816
As long as I'm not doing anything evil in the real world I am ok, The internet is not real.
>>561371859
atleast respect my girl, ok bro
>>561371864
whatever
>>561371985
We will be more happy then your marriage will ever be, because we will be married in the temple and be blessed personally by the lord. Have fun in hell, bucko

>>561370580
Wrong. I am god. My singles confirm this. Check em

>>561371726
omg nice oc, totally not samefagging

>>561372235
am sorry but u have 5

>>561372219
>implying being married in the temple will make a happy marriage. i know people who have been married in a mormon temple who recently had a divorce. and were crazy as hell.

>>561372219
>Whatever

Oh good comeback anon. Well played.

Hitting some of your quasi-religious nerves are we?

>>561372219

WHAT BRO? WHAT BRO?

I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR GIRL BRO AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT MY BROTHORITY BRO

>>561372108
Well I would say it was justified, they were out to harm you. And you had to fight for your life. Just please repent to the lord, and all will be forgiven. Good luck in life, my friend.
>>561372235
there is but one god
>>561372542
lies, lies,lies
>>561372585
leave you hardcore hater
>>561372614
excuse me?

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Here you are, no need to thanks.

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>>561372838

>2020-8+2
>not watching south park

Probably because they mocked you and made a successful musical out of it right?

Not worth it, find a hotter girl that's willing to please you

>>561373020
ok, this is way too far. But thanks for trying anyway.
>>561373058
southpark is rated "MA" that is why i would never watch it.
>>561373078
But she s beautiful to me, and i will only touch a girl once i am married.

>>561369124
There is no heaven for /b/ros. Just some faggot callad ID Heaven.

>>561373306
Hey how old are you both?

>>561373409
Try putting sage in the email field when you post buddy

>>561372838
Oh, thank God! What a wondrous thing it is to have the internet. I've felt so conflicted about that day. I feel much better knowing that I can be saved. Well OP, I've got to go shortly. I just got into a cab, and you know what's funny, this man his plush dice on the mirror! He's probably a hedionistic unbeliever. Any suggestions on how I can bring this man to the light? I also have this Ivy League Cousin that I'm worried may be a homosexual...

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>>561373306

You did it .. I'm out

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>>561373058

Which episode was this from? I thought I'd watched all SP episodes, but I can't remember this one.

How about photoshopping a clean counter

>>561373479
20
>>561373502
well, i would say ask the driver if he has the lord in his heart, and ask him to google the lds church if he wants to learn more.
Also give ur cousin a book of mormon, and let him know you accept him as he is.

>>561373762

the episode is called "broadway brodown"

>>561371816
That's the Amish. ..

>>561369124
Don't waste your life, you do know the old copies of the DOC call any coloured person mud people and that they are forbidden from holding the priesthood. How can the word of God change unless it isn't his word.

>>561372838
its not a lie. also my cousin waited years to marry his girlfriend to get married and have sex and shes a fucking bitch man. you must be autistic if you think everything is peaches and cream

>>561374061

Thanks, bro.

>>561374328
liar liar
>>561374549
you shall nor deceive the lord

>>561369370
do you pp touch?

>>561373502
/b/, I can't believe all of you overlooked my cry for help in this thread. Shame on all of you. Thanks my mormon /b/rother. The cab driver was a muslim, and turns out that he didn't even charge me a fair! What a rare cab! Haha, praise him!

>>561369370
You know she's definitely blowing other dudes on the regular, right? Like, there is no doubt about it.

>>561375382
Instead of calling me a lier, look up the facts. The BOM and the DOC have been changed multiple times before, if it was the true word of God the texts would not need changing. A quick proof not relating to the mud people is that having multiple wifes was allowed until the Mormons wanted to become part of the USA.

>>561372838
>leave you hardcore hater

I'm flattered.

I'm also hardline atheist and am chuckling my evil 'hardcore hater' chuckle at the phenomenal waste of your life and that of your GF's life through the devotion of energy to some non-existent supernatural force.

>>561375559
what?
>>561376047
no, she would never betray me, the devil will not fill my mind with doubt
>>561376107
Hardcore hater leave
>>561376482
go worship satan somewhere else, k

>>561374004
20 - 3 = 17
>asking for photoshoped nudes

>>561374004
20 - 3 = 17
>asking for shopped nudes

>>561376665
>atheist
>go worship satan

You're not getting this, are you?

>>561376864
>>561377038
yes we were 17 when we first met
>>561377151
then what do atheists worship?

>>561377273
they worship bacon
at least i am doing this

>>561377709
well bacon is a false god, may u live in despair

>>561377790

Who says mormon lifestyle is the real one?
Youre like this because of your parents. Be your own person and use your brain.

>>561377790
maybe a false God but if you worship him you are never hungry.
I think a big number of theists are hungry these days

>>561378078
lol, my prophet tells me it is true

>>561378218
So you worship a dead pig, typical atheists.

>>561378224

There are a lot of prophets and they are telling a lot of stuff but there is no evidence to back up what they tell us. Needing an invisible figure to make it through the day is pretty fucking dumb in my opinion.

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>>561378224

Who is your prophet?

Also wtf at my captcha

>>561378385
Right. No religion these days would worship someone who has died already.
Christ is with them

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Why is she not wear her special undies ?

Question to OP, how do you feel about nigger mormons

>>561378434
>>561378647
>>561378812
>>561379231
lol I'm bored now, for any of you fucks who took me serious. You are the fucking Cancer of /b/
This is just some cunt i know on facebook, also Mormons suck dick
Fuck you newfag swag cocks

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this is such an obvious troll it isn't even funny

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>>561379563
Yea fuck mormons

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>>561379563
>>561379693

oh

>>561368934
you are a beta faggot

Dude OP cut the act, you are asking people to make her nude, so obviously the thought of fucking her is strong within your manhood, and I pray you aren't Mormon, they are the laughing stock of Christianity, and Christianity is the laughing stock of the world. You are the lowest of low. Prove to me your religion is real, and Ill accept it,
>inb4 faith is part of any religion
NOPE can't use that I want solid proof, I can prove it isn't real.

If this is all bait then im happy honestly.

>>561380232
fuck u cockhead

>>561380249
scroll down faggot

>>561380438
wow thx, this is really good. 5/5 good job anon

>>561380427
You mean't scroll up you dumb twat haha

>>561380852
lelelel 20 blaze it am i right , u gots all the swag cuz u be going on secret underground website. cool beans bro

>>561381102
Are you alright amigo? You seem very frustrated, Im thinking the only part that was true about your story is that you haven't had sex in three years.

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>>561381295
>mfw i'm a virgin

>>561381407
Underaged as well? Where is a mod when you need one huh?

Captcha: Out

just like I am, adios hombre

>>561368934
This is why you need a new girlfriend. Even the psychotic Catholic girls of my youth rode a nice cock and swallowed.

>>561368934
too bad this wasnt a YLYL thread, i lost hard to this

>>561381695
Captcha:newfag

>>561380275
#rekt

>>561368934
She has pleasurable facial region for view

SOMEONE BETTER SHOOP MY BITCH NAKED SO I CAN SEND IT TO HER FAMILY!