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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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.webm thread
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>>561274821
i...what?
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>>561274821
so thats how they do it.
the more you know!!
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>>561275080
penis-less man.
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Grow up /b/. It's Jim. Jim shot his dick off accidentally. This is how jim masturbates now. It takes all kinds....
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>>561275084
praise be to asian jesus
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>>561275535
i will not accept this as a legal form of masturbation
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>>561275309
Hah! hadn't seen this one. They actually nailed him with an RPG. Good shot!
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>>561275084

So many fucking awesome things in the one webm

Saw this earlier, too awesome to not post again
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>>561276120
Are there illegal forms of masturbation that don't occur in privacy? I was not aware of them....
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>>561276494
i dont have an answer for you m8
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>>561276261
That was surprisingly not brutal enough. I wish they had smashed his head against the floor or kicked him or whatever.
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>>561276832

Well there WAS a camera on him at the time.

>>561276712
Is that male or female?
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>>561274821
bump
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>>561277008
Female. Feminist bitch yelling on and shit, finally hits him in the head. He grounds her and curb stomps her.
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>>561276832
The guy was exiting a medical office with a tube down his throat. And this action by the popo was acceptable to you? I'm guessing that it wouldn't be if it was you...
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>>561277008
it's a guy that thinks he's a girl.
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>>561275535
Poor Theon Greyjoy.
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>>561274821
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>>561275201
but were are the balls?
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>>561277247
It's not a feminist it's a tranny. Or both. Regardless, it's not female, that's been established.
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>>561274821
That's a penis for sure.
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>>561274821
sauce
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>>561275504
dayum. imagine how much fucking practice it would take to get that good.
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>>561274821
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. So I watched it thinking "please don't be period blood". Now I wish it was. WHY WOULD ANY MAN DO THAT TO HIMSELF!?
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>>561278042
Accident. Now he's gotta live with it.
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>>561276261
What was awesome about it?
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>>561277065
Defuq, Jap'n?
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>>561278042
Mental american disorder
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>>561277247
sauce on whole video?
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>>561278307
Well shit. Hope it doesn't get infected much. Something about a gun?
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its a man or hermaphrodite jerking off. get over it
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>>561278653
it just wants to make out
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I'm pretty sure that's a castrated man who is ejaculating seminal fluid. Even without the balls the prostate will still work.
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>>561277008
It was a dude, a tranny trying to pick up on the dudes around there and when they weren't having it the tranny got pissed and started yelling, then chocolate thunder saved the day
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>>561278678
>>561278678
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb4_1404450170
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>>561277273
Looks like a straw that he's been chewing on.
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>>561279428
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb4_1404450170

that's not the whole video.
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>>561276712
More Sauce?


Heaven is a god
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this is the best one i have imo
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>>561279674
that's the only one I've seen, the only version that's been circulating the internet.

Go ahead and post the entire one.
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>>561279925
>>561279674
read the thread
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>>561280118
holy fuck i had this video on my old laptop two years ago.
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>>561279467
which egoraptor vid is this?
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>>561278471
I expected a last minute "unexpected" plot twist... Didnt get
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>>561276261
>>561278341
>What was awesome about it?
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>>561280168
fuck off.
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>>561276712
http://www.liveleak com/view?i=5b7_1404372113&comments=1

Source.
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>>561280590
not you faggot. the person asking for sauce

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>561280664
You can hear the quiet thump of his head hit the ground. Ouch. I think that counts as attempted murder so that guy is fucked.
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>>561278471
s-sauce?
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>>561280017
goddamn that little nigga got fucked up
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>>561281049
Also hate crime
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>>561280118
sigh... I guess I have to ask for the sauce then
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>>561282935
actually nvm

http://www.xvideos.com/video2169354/truth_or_dare_reality_room_orgy_in_college_rules
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>>561280912
HOW ARE YOU A SEAL AND A MARINE FAG.
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>>561283389
saucdealkjfdsasauSAUCE
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>>561279139
explanation?
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>>561283718
it's OC
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>>561283389
same girl
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>>561284057
good mother of god, more
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>>561276120
does this work irl too or only on video?
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>>561283919
Is it that one girl who is typically posted on /s/ in short hair threads?
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>>561278471
sauce
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>>561284189
i doubt it
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>>561284272
How ...did you acquire these?
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>>561284118
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>>561276712
looks like it could be fake

I'd really like to know why he did this
women usually don't get smashed like this
she may have had it coming
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>>561284417
carefully

she is asleep in the next room.
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>>561284121
It's a matter of lighting mane
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>>561284530
>women
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>>561283728
Killing my nofap
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>>561284586
Go on about the video though. All ofmy wat
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>>561284651
she doesn't like wearing bra or underwear, lots of people own cameras now...
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>>561283802
they tried to fish using a grenade
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>>561284805
describe wtf is happening. I thought she was in a tattoo parlor looking through binoculars through the window.
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>>561284805
go into the next room and make moar oc
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>>561285580
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>>561285614
what do you suggest?
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>>561285580

leave. now.
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>>561277273
it's a straw, you numpty.
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>>561285580
Gross, fucking pedophile
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>>561286263
now don't be hasty master merriadoc
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>>561285580
You posted this in two threads last night. Quit being a shaft-blaster.
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>>561285972
just some creep shots. see if you can get a finger inside her, even better, cum on her.
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>>561285580
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>>561278923
>mfw my sides
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>>561286781
she has a loft bed, way too hard to get to her without waking
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>>561274821
wtf did I just watch?
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>>561275504
cool
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>>561287006
is holding her down and tying her to the bed not gonna work m8. it is the purge tonight afterall
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>>561274821
This guy is a faggot that didn't like it that the other guys wanted him to top so he had his wang snipped off so he could only bottom. He found out he could still rub the area around his man hole and pump out a load anyway.

tldr; selfish faggot with no dong ejaculating
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>>561276120
I want that life-sized staring illusion in my house now, so I can pick up a barstool and masturbate on it while the lizard watches. I would finish and cover it in my juice.
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>>561287353
risky. purge?
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>>561284530
It's a tranny shitfuck.
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>>561287458
wait
>>561287515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzFCDqKE4yA
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>>561280017
DAAAAAAAAYUM!
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>>561287791
lol you white privileged cis mysognist scum
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>>561280343
it looks like its from quality time 2 but that scene isn't in it. I'd like some sauce on this as well
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>>561280343
QualityTime2.avi
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>>561288282
lel ill hev u no i em a transgendered asian xirperson.
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>>561284121
Irl brah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg
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>>561276712

that's fucked up

that force could kill someone
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>>561287805
>>561287805
Yeah, probably not going to rape her live on 4chan.
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>>561288910
>implying that would be a bad thing in that particular situation
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>>561288682
>xirperson
>person
die privileged scum. check xir privilege before xir talk shit about otherkin.
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>>561289014
Those pics were great though, gotta say. Some creep shots would be godly
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>>561289275
Otherkin? You mean refrigeratorkin.
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>>561287353
Sauce?
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>>561287421
woah.

Sauce?
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>>561289460
dunno.
>>561289434
i want to be called moot/moots/ and mooters
>>561289014
can you do anything?
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>>561289434
stahp! that r-word is my trigger.
is no joke, I have over 9000 different types of ptsd and other psychological problems.
all self-diagnosed of course. I'd never go to those oppresive white cis-male doctors.

and I am a planetkin, I just don't know which planet yet.

so stop raping me with your questions!!!!
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>>561289347
I have shower stuff of her, not at my PC to make then into images or webm though. I also have a recording of her describing the incident where she was sexually assaulted.
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>>561276712
>maybe I should of kept my mouth shut.
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>>561290042
>maybe you should have learned grammar
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>>561283274
The SEALS recruit from all branches of the armed forces.
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>>561289959
I bet you're a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills too.
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>>561289978
Well man, I'll just be content with knowing those things exist

keep on creepin
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>>561289886
>>561289886
Yes, but consequences might include loss of friends, jail time, gf dumping me, this girl an heroing
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>>561290491
wow, way to have morals...pls take this bait
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>>561290372
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>561274821
I actually want sauce on this for some reason, anyone have it?
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>>561290434
If I ever get some good pussy shots, they will be on /b/ first
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>>561275084
Asian Jesus - best Jesus
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>>561290372
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little red bitch orb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the gas giants, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids elliptical orbits, and I have over 300 confirmed storms in my might atmostphere. I am the furthest planet in the solar system and I have the largest liquid water oceans in the known universe. You are nothing to me but just another point of light. I will wipe you the divert comets at your with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth or mars, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moons across the solar system and your orbital path is being traced right now so you better prepare for the apocalypse, maggot. The impact that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your world. Your fucking dead, kid. I can anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with a comet over seven miles wide, and that's just with my gravity. Not only am I a large body of mass, but I have access to the entire arsenal of moons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the solar system, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution you little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>561280017
fake as shit lol
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>>561290372
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>>561290603
Other consequence: her first cream pie, which I'd enjoy
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>>561276120
lol
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>>561290729
ily bby <3

n-no homo
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>>561290825
kek'd
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>>561291003
tell me the sexual abuse story
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>>561291154
Why would you even want this, man
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>>561291154
enjoy.
efukt.com/21167_The_Absurdity_of_Japanese_Pornography_3.html
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>>561291270
The question is not "why", but "why not".
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>>561291327
jesus dude, don't give it to him
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>>561286813
>>561286726
>>561286651
>>561286263
>>561285836
what was it?
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>>561291410
The FBI fishing for trolls and pedobear.
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>>561291460
sadly i have sauce on this
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>>561291374
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>>561291614
okaythis is actually really hot gg
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>>561291125

>She went to a comicon after party at a club, dressed as catwoman
>got too drunk
>some guy takes her home
>gropes her for hours, despite her repeatedly trying to leave
>too scared it will escalate if she fights, she stays the night
> too grateful that he didn't actually rape her to report
>don't tell anyone for 3 years, cap to rape hentai
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>>561291986
>fap not cap
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>>561291986
7/10

no rape
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>>561292179
Shed probably an hero if someone raped her
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>>561289014
>probably
You can't commit to it, so we'll decide for you. Do it fagit
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>>561292179
You would like her to be raped?
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>>561292754
Fuuuck
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>>561292347
Well that definitely wouldn't be good

no more tits
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>>561292926
do ittttt. she doesnt even have to know that it was you.
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>>561292780
I would like her to be raped

but only by you, my friend
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>>561292995
She would.
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sauce on this?
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>>561293078
mask, gloves, condom, break the door so it looks like forced entry. then comfort her the next day and she will slowly become attached to you and become your waifu
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>>561293078
That's what duct tape and gags are for. Use a rubber, shave your crotch, and hit her when you could probably have an alibi.

90% of getting away with a crime is proper planning.
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>>561293262
ricky-oh: the story of ricky
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>>561293294
10/10

do it <3
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>>561293357
You have experience?
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>>561293262
wrong one. need sauce on this!
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>>561293294
This, too: pic related.

It also helps to shower with a soap you don't normally use and wear clothing that's brand new you can throw away. One thing that might give you away is your smell.
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>>561293447
stop stalling
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>>561293447
I'm into S&M and have a sub who likes to get raped. I planned a perfect rape scenario. Look at what gets people convicted for rape (evidence, usually) and avoid doing that.

Use disposable everything.
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>>561278653
Sylvester and Tweety?
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>>561289460
mika futaba
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>>561278879

I hate the fact that she is always doing that same skinny male performer.
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>>561284530
The tranny was being a faggot to everyone and that guy got especially man when the tranny called him a nigger.
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>>561293452
sauce?
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>>561294063
Give her time. There was a time where Faye Reagan only did girls or solo bate. She moved on to some dude. After that, she gets fucked by other guys. Porn stars can't stick to only one thing for too long.
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>>561294247
Surprisingly, most people were used to the homeless tranny's berations, and really didn't mind it at all. You know, like that stray dog that comes around and everybody knows, but nobody does anything about it.
At least, nobody does, until that outside comes along and decides to stomp it.
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>>561278286
oh god sauce pls
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>>561294063
this pissed me off for some reason. why would you piss on the fucking floor like you own the place?
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>>561274821
I need sauce, desperately
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>>561294247

That's not an excuse for attempted murder.
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>>561294591
being a tranny is
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>>561292780
i would like to see midna get raped
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>>561291614
I prefer the one with the subtitles where it's clear that she's not into it.
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Filthy nigger.
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>>561295119
I want to dig my face into her open buttcheeks and eat her ass out while she farts in my mouth
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>>561291614
I shouldn't have quit the nail salon.
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>>561295119
buttcheeks make me hoirny but the dam hair looks like some japano tentacle rape monster from the hentai Octopussy
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>>561294591
Next time, maybe he'll think twice about being such a cunt to random strangers.
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>>561294591
You can't murder a tranny because technically they're not people.
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>>561293452
Sauuuuce
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>>561274821
So why is the hole.. underneath. . His balls..
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Does anyone know the name of the blondies?
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>>561296060
damm now im hungry
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>>561293630
Not tonight.
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>>561274821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
>>
>>561296309
oh woooow thats fucking funny
>>
>>561293452
Holy fuck. She is literally a perfect 10.
>>
>>561296309
what is enema
>>
>>561295119
~~~~worldstarhiphop~~~~
>>
>same .webm files
>different day
>weak as piss.
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>>561293794
I'm a sub, and would fucking love that. Just abduct me when you are ready.
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>>561297371

Come up with some new ones then.
>>
>>561297905
Oh shit, that vid actually got my adrenaline going.
>>
>>561296796
you cant even see her ass and you say she's a 10?

you're a piece of shit, you know that?
>>
>>561296060
I would eat every one of those gummies out of her ass and use my sticky spit as lube afterwards so I could stick my dick to the inside of her asshole.
>>
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>>561298378
source?
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>>561298898
1406387969906
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bumpo
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>>561297905
dem blocks
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>>561298898
Cockneys vs zombies
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>>561299384

>Cockneys vs zombies

Is it any good?
>>
>>561299572
ya you don't pull out the nozzle, you leave it in there.

I once spilled gas everywhere at the gas station
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>>561299384
>Cockneys vs zombies
>Orks vs zombies the movie
My body is ready
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>>561297371
>>
>>561296060
That's an assload of candy.
>>
>>561277065
Oh god, no...
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>>561296483
10/10
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>>561299668
He had a cigarette as well.

He's a moron who deserves to burn to death.
>>
>>561274821
What in the name of fuck is that? A post op tranny somehow still able to ejaculate?

I can't even
>>
>>561275309
10 second fuse exactly
>>
>>561299745
>>The religion of peace
>>
>>561299572
Yeah its pretty funy
>>
>>561274821
>>561275084
>>561277065
>>561278471
>>561279139
>>561293262
>>561294063
what the fuck

>>561275504
>>561276120
wow
>>
>>561299865
Are you hiding from immigration again Carlos?
>>
>>561299865
>>
>>561276120
i need a few of these to put in my schizophrenic friends house after i trick him into smoking salvia
>>
>>
>>561274821
That's fucking gross. She's got gonnorhea or chlamydia or something fucked up.
>>
>>561300057
youmustbenewhere.jpg
>>
>>561279139

fucking russians, god damnit
>>
>>561274821
I need sauce on that penis stub
>>
>>561300394
She is a man with the pennis cut off
>>
>>561299745
I wish I had a super advanced robot that could perfectly mimic a human in every way. I'd send it to those regions of the world with the sole intention of having the body twitch, then stagger back to its feet, only to be shot again. I'd have it get up repeatedly, and each time, it'd "stay dead" for a little longer, and when it'd get back up, it would say something like "YOUR LEADERS ARE SATAN IN DISGUISE" or "GOD HAS CURSED YOU FOR KILLING US"
>>
>>561300382
are these executions painless?
>>
>>561283728
please source
>>
>>561300524
>man
>no penis
tumblr is here I see
>>
>>561299843
saucee
>>
>>561293452
OMG WHO IS SHE?
>>
>>561300576
I think this needs to happen.
>>
>>561276127

he killed himself using a handgrenade
>>
>>561277479
the best gif for this situation anon
>>
>>561297905
how can you suck so much at using a stick?
>>
>>561284424
ellen degeneres/10
>>
>>561275504
>you are now aware that this man gets loads of pussy
>>
>>561299843
>"YES I PROMISE this wont end up on the internet"
wink wink
>>
>>561300613
I didn't feel a thing.

But seriously, sometimes the shit that goes on other there is both disturbing and perplexing. Those guys they were killing aren't that different from them. Same nationality, same ethnicity, same religion albeit different sects...

I mean, at least find someone significantly different from you to fight, or, if you are going to target your own people, why not just steal their stuff and leave them broke and naked by the side of the road?

I guess they'll stop when they run out of people or ammo, which ever happens first.
>>
>>561300613
i would think that getting shot in the head is about as painless as it gets, providing that the bullet doesn't just graze the brain
>>
>>561301095
>same religion
your ignorance is showing son.
>>
>>561296309
I recognize that shitload. It's Michelle B.
>>
>>561275504
as a sculptor watching a master at work just blows my mind
it looks impressive, but the fact he gets the forms right with such simple movements is just insane, like magic
>>
>>561297905
this one is great, notice how he blocks the attacks perfectly
>>
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>>561301869
just go away faggot
>>
>>561293452
>>561294337
>>561295773
>>561296796
>tfw i had sauce on this ages ago but have completely forgotten it
welp, sorry /b/ros
>>
>>561301869
Go away fbi, pls
>>
>>561302056
>Yelling at the spamfag

Really?
>>
>>561275175
No, that's a post-op deal right there son.
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>>561301952
awww yeaaa parttyyy onn!
>>
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>>561290614
>>561290825
Okay dude first off,
1) REAL Navy Seals wouldn't go around bragging about their accomplishments and possibly reveal their identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're both a pair of NEWFAGS who cannot get fucking laid.
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yeeee
>>
>>561277273
Yeah I'll recap for those not prepared to explain;
He was more than likely on a euphoric stimulant drug, many of which are comfortably accommodated by chewing on things, often straws.
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i got theee moveeess
>>
>>561302275
Not sure if troll is subhuman
>>
>>561276261

I was seriously waiting for them to kick his head in, taze him, and hose him down with bear repellant, all at the same time. Must have been opposite day or something.
>>
>>561300763
you are a dumb fuck
watch it again nigger
0/10 for reply
>>
>>561296309
That's crazy how she can make her big poop go in and out of her like that.

Wish I had that amount of control over my poops. I mean she was fucking herself with her poop
>>
>>561277065
>AreyoutellingmeIcanalsobecomepantsman
>>
>>561277479
Pretty much flawless, good work.
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>>561274821
>>
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>>561302275
Lurk moar faggot
>>
>>561302121
>yelling
Really?
>>
>>561302862
>>561302420

stale pasta, you fags just ate it.
>>
>>561302862
>falling for the counter troll

Hopefully your post wasn't a troll to bait people into thinking you fell for it...

GODDAMN IT WHO IS TROLLING WHO ANY MORE?
>>
>>561303091
and there's the answer to it all...nobody on here is trolling anybody else...we only troll ourselves.
>>
>>561293452
Need the sauce so much
>>
>>561302425
>>561276832

Police brutality incidents drop to nearly zero when they're on camera. IIRC some city made it mandatory for all police to be on camera (something like a gopro I think) and the cases of excessive violence dropped to almost nothing.
>>
>>561303091

no, don't even give him the benefit of the doubt.
hes a newfgt
>>
>>561303306
No you're a newfgt
>>
No tard feets?
>>
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>>561302275
>>
>>561303091
>/b/ in a nutshell

KEK KEK KEK LOELELELELELEL TRRLELLEELL
>>
>>561299745

what a waste of bullets, they're not shooting to kill, it's an emotional need of killing the enemy. At the end they're firing away.

Why does religious people always find a reason to fight?
>>
>>561303482
/b/ didn't used to be like this

It used to be that everyone would pretend to think >>561290614 was a real troll and confuse newfags into thinking it was real.

Now when people pretend it is real like >>561302275 other people will call them out >>561302862
>>
>>561294063
the girl in the background is doing coke
>>
>>561303701
Holy shit they were doing coke
Front girl was wiping her mouth like she was gumming it
>>
>>561296309
>name of the blondes
HIV positive.
>>
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>>561291270
Lass not Emma
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>>561293452
>Whorey-oh: the story of Whorey
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>>561300576
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. are you like seth mcfarlane or something. that seriously sucked.
>>
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>>561291460
Aawwww sheeeeet... Now I'm into midget porn too. Thanx alot Anon
>>
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>>561299572
was dipshit smoking or something?
>>
>>561278286
sauce bump
>>
>>561275504
seeing this in real life is not even a comparison to a vid. It simply blows your mind, I saw a master in venice a few years ago in venice making such a horse... awesome
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