ITT we talk about the things that /b/ changed in our life as if they were superpowers
>The ability to rage anytime anywhere with absolutely no reasons.
I'll have to admit this but ..
> Made me look at loli's differently.
> Made me look at my younger cousin different. I refused to keep doing this to myself and eventually stopped. Was getting boners when I kept looking at her
> Made me somewhat attracted to Pokemon hentai
> Gave me the best laughs ever at countless faggots
> Pissed me off to so mant extents
> Made me feel so edgy when I looked at cp posted around here
> sympathy with paedophiles
> Hating "normal" people which resulted in loss of friends
> Ability to not leave the house for weeks on end
> Ability to fap three times a day
/b/ is a shite hole which you get sucked into. You come for the porn but slowly become like the faggots who browse it.
>the ability to waste a shitload of time and therefore always missing deadlines
>the ability to think I am not an asshole but normal since we are all assholes
>the ability to hate feminazis even more then is considered normal
>the fear of sudden appearances of dinosaurs during sex
>the ability to offend anyone by just being there
>the ability of not caring what everybody thinks
You grow out of it eventually unless you're completely hopeless. First time I came here was 2009 when I was 15. 20 now and the only reason I'm on here after about a year is because I'm abroad and have shitty internet. This place has gotten more repetitive and boring over the years but it was never great to start with, anyone that says it was has selective memory.
>can jerk off too anything
>can find something to bitch about in anything
>can fag anything up
>can fit anything in my butt
>can shove/keep q tips down my pee hole too have handy at all times
>can pleasure any dick around me as swiftly and eagerly as possible
>the ability to fit in with a crowd of people
Over the last five or six years this has completely vanished. I have no more in common with the children who run /b/ these days than I do with the idiots I used to go clubbing with.
>Taught me not to give a fuck
>Taught me how to spot other /b/astards and /b/itches with my eyes shut
>Learned to spot abuse victims at a thousand paces
>Showed me meme generation at work
>Now drop memes everywhere - my employer's corporate network, on the fridge door, everyday conversation, ...
>Almost a perfect expression of the value of anonymity
>Saw humanity at its very finest
> I have the power to cum in moment notice
> I have the power of edge
> /b/ gave me the power of feels
> The ability to detect /b/tards outside this realm
> The power to be comfortable with being straight
> The power to be part of anonymous
> THE POWER TO TROLL
Honest, it changed the way I will forever look at society as a whole. I see chats, Be it games and shit and it's almost instant to realize those people are faggots. Also, I've left a lot of cringey people that I thought were my friends. Fuck them all