ITT we talk about the things that /b/ changed in our life as

>>561137416
The ability to make anyone offended!

I'll have to admit this but ..

> Made me look at loli's differently.
> Made me look at my younger cousin different. I refused to keep doing this to myself and eventually stopped. Was getting boners when I kept looking at her
> Made me somewhat attracted to Pokemon hentai
> Gave me the best laughs ever at countless faggots
> Pissed me off to so mant extents
> Made me feel so edgy when I looked at cp posted around here

the ability to suck trap dick

>>561137416
>the ability to not get anything done no matter how much time I have

The ability to moderately extend one portion of flesh around circumstances typically frowned upon

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>>561137821
THIS

Also
>The ability to fap to any kind of pr0n

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>>561137416
>feminism - superpower.

>>561138090
>The ability to identify trolls like this

>>561137416
> sympathy with paedophiles
> Hating "normal" people which resulted in loss of friends
> Ability to not leave the house for weeks on end
> Ability to fap three times a day
/b/ is a shite hole which you get sucked into. You come for the porn but slowly become like the faggots who browse it.

>the ability to waste a shitload of time and therefore always missing deadlines
>the ability to think I am not an asshole but normal since we are all assholes
>the ability to hate feminazis even more then is considered normal
>the fear of sudden appearances of dinosaurs during sex
>the ability to offend anyone by just being there
>the ability of not caring what everybody thinks

>>561138282
/b/ is a shite hole which you get sucked into. You come for the faggots but slowly become like the porn that's posted.

>>561138282
You grow out of it eventually unless you're completely hopeless. First time I came here was 2009 when I was 15. 20 now and the only reason I'm on here after about a year is because I'm abroad and have shitty internet. This place has gotten more repetitive and boring over the years but it was never great to start with, anyone that says it was has selective memory.

>>561137416
> In medical school; gore does not phase me in the least bit

>>561138535
This is a fact.

>>561138575
It was boring by 2009.

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>>561137416
>can jerk off too anything
>can find something to bitch about in anything
>can fag anything up
>can fit anything in my butt
>can shove/keep q tips down my pee hole too have handy at all times
>can pleasure any dick around me as swiftly and eagerly as possible

>masturbate to shemales
>nothing makes me sick
>can't interact with normal people anymore

>>561138282
>> sympathy with paedophiles
this

the ability to keep track of when (roughly) girls need to piss

comes from a lot of voyeurism experience

>>561137416
>the ability to fit in with a crowd of people

Over the last five or six years this has completely vanished. I have no more in common with the children who run /b/ these days than I do with the idiots I used to go clubbing with.

>Taught me not to give a fuck
>Taught me how to spot other /b/astards and /b/itches with my eyes shut
>Learned to spot abuse victims at a thousand paces
>Showed me meme generation at work
>Now drop memes everywhere - my employer's corporate network, on the fridge door, everyday conversation, ...
>Almost a perfect expression of the value of anonymity
>Saw humanity at its very finest

>>561137416
>i almost became gay
>i can type the word 'nigger' super fast
>because i have to type it so often

>>561139398
>>can fag anything up
Were you OP once?

>>561137416
>The power of apathy
>The power of edge
>The power of shekels

>>561140759
operation renigger right?
Also nigger in general.
Can type this word ridiculous fast too.

Not a single thing was changed remotely close to being a super power because of /b/ ITT or is it even possible any good can come from here

>>561140996
>The power to get amazing prostate orgasms because you don't have to feel shame knowing there are a fuckton of faggots doing it too.

> I have the power to cum in moment notice
> I have the power of edge
> /b/ gave me the power of feels
> The ability to detect /b/tards outside this realm
> The power to be comfortable with being straight
> The power to be part of anonymous
Most importantly
> THE POWER TO TROLL

>>561142641
How's your first week going?

>>561140950
yep.
its ridiculous how many people forget to type nigger instead of the clear word

and yes, nigger in general

>>561142784
I know.
They should be shot.
Also your complementary nigger:
nigger

>The hability to call "implying" at every single sentence in a conversation even when the other fucker has no clue why I'm doing it.

>>561143613
>implying we don't all do this

>>561143701
>implying that's not the idea

>>561143973
>implying we are not over-implyimg

>>561144316
>Implying we're not constantly over-implying

>>561144582
>implying that I was implying we weren't

>>561138361
Ah, I see that I'm not alone

>>561144837
Which is our problem here.
We are not alone.

>>561137416
Honest, it changed the way I will forever look at society as a whole. I see chats, Be it games and shit and it's almost instant to realize those people are faggots. Also, I've left a lot of cringey people that I thought were my friends. Fuck them all

You see normaltwats and you'll never be apart of that community again. Who the fuck uses :) after everything, anyway?
>hey how u doin. :)
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>>561144809
Implying you ever implyied we weren't implying

>>561137416
being a nigger isn't a superpower, op

>>561145675
>implying that I implied ever having implied we weren't implying

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>>561145828
>>561145675

>>561146174
Made me chuckle out loud.
In fact...
I enjoy this gif way to much

>>561137416
>the ability to doubt the gender of any hot girl i see