My farts smell so bad that my cat left the room when I just ripped one.
Something that cleans its asshole with its own tongue decided that my smell is too disgusting to handle. What do I do /b/? How can I make my farts smell better?
When either of my cats are sitting in my lap i try extra hard to make it extra loud and extra smelly and they usually crawl between my legs to get a better whiff...then walk away.
clean your ass maybe ?
start by wiping it after you shit ?
put incense stick up your ass ?