made a thread like this last night, each post ending with 5 was sent in a chat to my online girlfriend, and it turns out my "girlfriend" was a fucking guy. now after a short conversation with him he showed me a pic of his scars on his arm.
alright, 5 decides what i say. Do your worst, /b/. This is gonna be fun.
You are nothing but an attentionwhore. You won't become anything. You are utterly worthless. You are too much of a fucking pussy to actually kill yourself but you slit your arms to get attention. I hope to god that you one day realise how much of a fucking scrub you are and actually grow the balls to end your worthless life.
Oh I'm fucking sorry, a couple of days ago I was sure you had a pussy, now you tell me you have cock, then its time to grow some balls and slit that wrist once for all, please, you see, I'm a good person, I'm even being polite enough to fucking say please to you, you fucking cumstain, and by the way, if you are all happy about your life, how come you cut yourself that much? you lied to me back then, and you still do fucking looser
You were nothing but a fucking plaything for me. I used you just out of pure amusement. Why? Because I know how insecure and imperfect you really are. I know how little you actually mean to the world. Doesn't fucking matter if you hit A's in school. Who the fuck is going to hire the outcast with scars covering his arms? People will know how fucking weak you are as soon as they see your arms. You are a weak person. A truly weak person.
>turns out it's a guy
You don't really need our help OP, you need professional help.
OP is just butthurt he was too dumb and desperate to verify someone's identity over skype before considering them his "internet gf". I bet you let "her" talk dirty to you while you jerked it, huh? Paws made you do some fag shit without your knowledge so now youre all mad huh?
fuck you, op. i got that five you dirty fucking homo. looks at what you saved him as "Pawsitivity" you should be the one killing yourself
>cuts wrists in open observable area
>doesn't want to die
> life is so tough for a depressed boy with daddy's trust fund and mommy on ambien
Why do you cut yourself if you don't want to die, faggot. Did daddy touch you or does mommy not spend enough time with her precious little snowflake?
Hickory Dickory Dock
This pickle looks like my cock
And when I start jerkin' my 14 inch Gherkin
It shoots pickle juice right into my sock.
also faggotpaws replied just before talking about suicidal shit or something
>yours actually looks like that
>it's awfully small
>and kinda spotty too
My sides, OP, my sides
actually yes. my uncle works in the music industry and for quite some time now i have been trying to get a few songs about abortion published but so far he's only shot me down.
Tell him that the joke is actually on him and that you're a woman.
Somebody is well practiced talking to faggots.
Its what i get for lurking /b/ so many years.
I don't care if I'm from Austrailia, I'm coming over to your place and I'm gonna rape you. After that I'll use your dog for a fleshlight after I'm done with you.
You'd like that would't you, you little bitch.
I'm going to fuck the dog first, cum in its eyes. Strap a steak to your ballsack and hit the bastard over the head with a shovel then fuck your tight virgin arsehole as your penis is bitten from your body.
also, send pics of sharpie in pooper.
I hope you're ready for the shrekoning that will be coming to your anus, and when it's all ogre I will do it to everyone of your siblings.They will feel the love that shrek the almighty has to offer them.
we know where he lives, anons. he lives in Nuneaton, Warwickshire in England. I also know what school he goes to and I know what his facebook account is :)
You know what would be hot? If before we fucked you pulled down your pants and took the steamiest most smelly shit on my chest. I'm sorry if this sounds weird but just the smell turns me on so much and it lets me know that I'm a go for putting my 10 inch cock in your ass. Can you do that for me? ;)
Okay, let's get this straight. I want your cock deep in my tight anus. No lube. Straight in. I want to shit all over your hard, sweaty cock and lick it off just for you baby. I want you to fucking cum brown. Then when we're done, we can have the dog piss in your mouth before covering ourselves in it's entrails. It will be glorious. I'm coming over in two days, get ready ;)
Listen, fuck what I've said in the past. I don't give a fuck with you're male or female. I would love to get a piece of glass and insert it into your urethra. I would take great pleasure in setting your dog on fire then continuing to shit on its burnt corpse, then invite Emma Blower over for a dinner and serve her 'crispy fried dog' and proceed to shit down her throat whilst reciting 'the wheels on the bus' then an overture of "Let it Go" kicks in as we sacrifice ourselves to the great Justin Bieber and Walt Disney.
You should shit him up by telling him you're going to send his messages and tell Emma Blower that he's been pretending to be a woman online and you're reporting him for identity fraud etc, it's always fun to scare kids.
You know, I'm sorry I overreacted so hard when I found out you were a guy. I mean, just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't love another guy even if I'm straight, right? Because I did really love you when we were still together. My dad taught me that there's nothing wrong with loving a guy when you're straight. When I was a kid he used to come to my room and tell me a story before I went to sleep and he always gave me a little life tip like that before he left. He used to dress up as my favorite cartoon character and hold me tight and I loved him for doing things like that, because it was his way of showing he loves me. I was always happy when I saw him coming. I spread my cheeks for him and he penetrated my asshole every night. It hurt but I did it for dad. I wanted to please dad. He roars his mighty roar while he filled my butt with love. But that's all ogre now.
Dad is life
Dad is love