I don't have very many "good" ones
I am fuckign shaking with laughter. Holy shit 10/10 would piss self again
this is my first post on 4chan. it feels good to start out on top.
>Press any button to continue
>Press power button
>PC turns off
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorites.
FYI: This is the greatest story ever told
Oh, fuck you I just posted >>560903608
at least we all can cry together.
>hear anon shitting loudly
>what's that smell
I was in a thread where OP claimed his sister ran away/an heroed and he posted this picture.
After much debate a based anon posted...
>Guys...third word in each line
Just read the third word in each line
I still don't understand why The OP is funny
I remember i once found a reason to prove that being bullshit
can't remember what it was though
nigga what? You flush your shit and then wipe while sitting.
Standing with shit on your ass would be a smeary nightmare what the fuck
So do I.
I don't give a fuck about wasting water, though. My shits can clog a toilet without toilet paper being added. Shit's gotta go, water or no.
I've always thought it was strange, but I've stood to wipe all my life. Since I was potty-trained, I guess my parents just taught me to do it that way. I'd never even tried wiping while sitting down until my first serious girlfriend in high school -- she accidently walked in while I was taking a shit and saw I was standing to wipe. Sheh thought it was super fucking weird, so I decided to try wiping sitting down. But it was so awkward, since I'd never done it before. So I just continued wiping standing up.
As far as I can tell, it's just as effective unless you have liquid shits every day. And if that's the case, I don't think the way you wipe is your biggest concern.