Found 4 Viagra pills in a drawer at my house.
69 decides what to do with them
Captcha: upon overry
crush and snort them
crush them and snort them
take em all and fap duh
crush 'n' snort
crush and snort them
Crush them and snort some and shove the rest in the tip of your dick
Crush. Snort.
In that order.
>>560864268
>>560864286
>>560864429
>>560864497
nigga these ids is a fuckin rainbow
give them back to dad
>>560864713
so... beautiful...
Was expecting something more twisted like spiking someones drink. After reading up on how they actually work...may just crush snort and fap
>>560865726
>spiking someones drink
>Viagra
Is this b8?
Crush n snort
>>560864002
Wouldn't take more than 100mg a day.
Sildenafil comes in 25, 50, and 100. Be sure you know what you have.
snort them
Put in dick. They work faster
throw in public pool
Crush them into a paste and try and get as much of it as you can down your urethra
>>560866056
No I'm 20 years old I don't have some shriveled up dick yet. I don't need anything to get a boner. I think it would be great to crush a bunch mix into someones drink or feed it to the neighbors dog or something
>>560866549
They're the 100mg ones.
>>560864002
Swallow 3 crush and snort 1
>>560866587
Right up the urethra.
>>560866674
reroll for winrar
give to male horse
>>560864002
Shove in pee hole
Put them in your dad's Cola
>>560864002
Get some Molly. Get some crystal. Maybe a little blow. Crush them all up and make your own magic super pill.
Destroy bitches.
If it's before 5pm in your timezone, take two now, and go for an hour jog around the park
Else, wait until tomorrow afternoon, take two, and go for an hour jog.
>>560864002
take all of them then show us your dick with timestamp
Shove them up your ass
Up butt fag
>>560866739
reroll
>>560864002
shove them up ur ass
swallow all of them then stand behind mom till boner and poke her with it till
A its gone
B she prego
>>560867446
rerollin
>>560864002
Crush into powder. Drop it into some girl's drink. Get ready to fuck for hours.
>>560867432
Reroll
>>560864002
Snort them without crushing them.
>>560867665
rerol again
>>560866674
one more time
>>560864002
crush them up and smoke them
>>560866739
rollin rollin rollin
Eat 2 snort 1 and shove the last one up your ass
Pulverize them and dissolve the in a juice or any other beverage or food and give them to your impotent daddy
crush n snort then shove the rest up your ass
take 4 of them in the ass
put one in the pooper then eat it
>>560866739
rolling for winrar
>>560864002
cut one in 6 piece and give 1 piece to each dog you see Post result
Throw them away.
Drugs are bad, kids.
put them back and never mention it again
>>560868031
roll
Crush them. Snort two and sprinkle into both ear.
shove all into the tip of your dick with pics and timestamp
Shove them up your ass.
>>560864002
inject
>>560867803
reroll
if ends in 3 you must put one in each family member's ass.
>>560868292
Roll
>>560866739
Rollin once again
>>560864002
take them all and do intense cardio until they kick in
>>560868474
rerollin like dolan
>>560868479
Fucking pleb
>>560868505
Reroll
drug your dog
Make a nice fondu with them.
>>560868474
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>560868669
Winrar
>>560868669
you fucking serious right now
>>560864002
Surely crush and snort
Give them to your pet
>>560864002
>take all 4
>get boner
>go to neighbor (female) and knock on door
>say "ayy bby wnt sum fuk?"
>Proffffffit???????
>>560866739
Roll
>>560868669
oh boy
>>560868669
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
>>560868669
OP will bitch out I'm sure of it
>>560868669
alright, crush them up, put in spoon, add water, stir, drop a cotton ball in then tie up and bang it
>>560869084
He learned that from breaking bad
>>560868825
Deliver, OP. Somehow.
will deliver, but not injecting even a whole pill. did some research and saw that 100 mg is a high dose normally. im underweight, and if im injecting it will be that much more potent. take it or leaave it faggots
Fuckin pussy OP won't deliver. Why bother making the thread if you aren't willing to take the consequences?
>>560869397
Faggot. Abandoning thread
>>560869397
What do with the rest?
>>560869505
who the fuck even owns a syringe?
>>560869505
have syringes actually
>>560869397
do what you want but injecting viagra sounds like a bad time, hope you got a girlfriend or a hooker or something
Okay Okay Okay,
I know what you need to do. Go outside, buy a few Rainbow Looms (google it). Put the rainbow 3 or 4 rainbow looms on your flacid dick leaving 1.5cm between each loom. Once you have done that take the viagra. As you are getting hard. wrap your dick in duct tape making a sort of onahole. Then once you are fully erect masturbate using the onahole.
I did this once, It was absolutely amazing.
>>560869774
oh my god do it!
>>560869774
why the ell do you have syruinges
>>560868669
WINRAR
>>560870272
Why don't you faggot?
>>560864002
Im 21 years old and i have Erectile Dysfuction.
I have 50mg ones,
Just take 2 man
Dont take 3 or 4, you will feel sick and nauseous.
2 will get you a slight warming high, plus a raging boner
>>560870389
was just curious, not hating
Find the nearest beach/pool
Crush them up into ice cream/re freeze into popsicle's
Set up cart and start selling them.
???
Profit
shelf them (insert into rectum)
>>560870272
look to be diabetic syringes, easy to get if you have older family members with the beetus, nigger
>>560870470
If you have 100mg ones, just take 1
>>560869774
I temporarily take back my statement....
>>560864002
if you have a male dog give it 2 then take the other 2 then you let the dog fuck you
>>560869774
Are those diabeetus needles?
Grind one pill up and put it in a female loved one's beverage.
Take all four at once for raging boner. Run around your house with raging boner. Get priapism and have your mom take you to the ER and end up with a giant needle in your dick to drain the blood.
ground up pill and other half of pill will post better pic of other half
>>560871861
how much are you going to shoot ?
have you ever shot anything before?
>>560870954
>>560872154
IV heroin for a long time. No longer addicted but occasionally use.
>>560872154
Half a pill, he said.
>>560872385
I can't believe OP is fucking delivering.
>today OP delivered
op please don't die.
If you're taking nitrates don't do it.
>>560873093
moralfag
>>560873093
nah no worries. I dont know how well its going to dissolve but heres 50 units of water for 50 mg of viagra, in cap im about to mix it in
forgot pic
>>560873682
Fucking noice
Greentext for bump
>be Canadian
>boredasfuck.jpg
>head down to murica
>at le border
>guard tries to make small talk
>he tells a joke
>i say "ehh lmao"
>im an alien in the US
>>560873682
INJECT THAT SHIT
Today, OP was not a fag.
op is ded
>>560864002
Snort one.
Shove one up your butt
Take one
And finally throw the last one out.
Btw enjoy the 18 gauge needle used to drain blood from your cock when your at the hospital
>>560874219
Shit.
>>560874325
You're. Damn it.
>>560874138
nice gif/comment combo especially in this context
8/10
this is actually happening
>>560874582
hahahah did u really just commend anon on his fucking post in a thread?
Bump
>>560874476
Not sure if bait or faggot
eat them niggas
>>560874827
>14+2000
>being jealous of a superior poster
took a minute to filter out pill binders bout to go. lost a little less than 10 units of solution stuck in the pill binder muck but close enough
This could be amazing.
indeed
Jesus Christ.
jesus fucking christ, I hope someone is screencapping this
op is kill
>>560876121
I am.
OP I love you.
Are you that much of a faggot to not stream it?
>>560876569
>69
It has begun. NO DIE OP WE LOVE YOU. AND YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF. WINK
>>560875902
stream it & see how long it takes to get a boner
>>560876121
I am
>>560875902
Dear god, Well OP godspeed ;_;7
wait. needle is literally in my arm right now. how can i stream?
It's funny because that really, in all seriousness, might actually kill OP. What a way to go, though!
God speed you glorious bastard!
>>560876927
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
>>560876927
don't inject till u stream
>>560876927
fuck, im too high to think but someone help me out
historical thread
im not done i havent even registered for blood or injected yet. i want to stream that needle is hanging from my arm
Do you have a webcam?
stream on youknow. kek
>>560876927
GG nigga
>>560877325
this guy
If you do stream OP post pics also
Currently mobile so I won't be able to see the stream
OP fucking delivered. Nice job man. I think you can stream through uNow and give us the link
Stream it faggot
>>560877325
what im taking pictures on. not tryna sign up for any accounts im barely typing w one hand right now.
>>560877325stupid nigger. how could he have made the pictures if he hadn t
younow plz
fuck you guys im just taking pictures of the rest.
>>560876927
>>560876927
I GOT IT BUT 4CHAN WONT LET ME POST IT COS IT THINKS ITS SPAM
HOLD ON THO
>>560877881
>>560877670
momentary brain lapse?
god speed OP, you magnificent bastard.
>>560877973
tiny
chat
.com
/ilwrqc
>>560877661
Chateen
SOMEONE PULL UP A CHATEEN PAGE FOR GODS SAKE
>>560877973
leave spaces where the is a "."
Here you go
>>560878180
this
>>560866739
Roll
>>560866674
that wouldn't do anything
>>560876927
>>560878365
Nearly? Nearly killed someone? OP is injecting unpurified tap water directly into his blood stream anon. He's going to die or at least lose a few digits.
>>560878404
>rolling while OP is actively injecting himself
We love you, OP.
ok red flag
>>560878365
if only I could see the autistic face of the uber loser virgin who posted this. that would be fun.
>>560864002
im literally laughing so hard lmao
>>560878642
I got here late, nigger
>>560864713
You're right! Screencap this!
>>560878880
Op, join the tinychat
>>560878886
Cropped. Don't be a fag.
>>560878916
you always scroll to the bottom and see if people are still rolling. then you post using the reply button at the bottom of the page.
God I hate summer
>>560878880
mfw
guestofdoom reporting in
oh my fucking god
>>560876927
>>560878880
So glad I got here in time for this.
If OP dies there will be news stories about this. Hi Mom! Love you OP.
>>560878880
OP noooo! ;_;
>>560879034
tried to join but it wasnt loading just gonna dump last few pics
>>560864002
Here's what to do. Decided to make brownies or some shit crush those fuckers up and put them on top with the white sprinkle powder shit. invite your niggers over to watch a horror movie and give them the brownies saying your girl/sister/mom/grandma/sex slave/ russian wife made them and watch them eat it. then when they get hard ones, point it out during the fucked up parts and mock them
>>560878880
rip
Welp. OP's dead.
>>560878880
>>560878880
>That backwash
Yup. Defiantly learned this from heroin.
That method ensures that no product is left in the needle by injecting it twice. Backwashing blood is gross.
>inb4 death and news sensation
hitler was right
>>560879609
I sense a troll
too good to be true
>>560879609
fucking helllllll
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>560878880
I'm not into drugs, is this good or bad?
>>560879609
rip in peace
>OP's face
>>560879653
Holy shit you're retarded. Rolling stopped long ago. Leave, filthy nigger.
>>560879609
You are a fucking golden god, OP.
A FUCKING GOLDEN GOD
Op is no fag today, this is pure man, bow our heads for beloved OP
>>560879609
prepare for super-boner
>>560878880
Have you not seen TV in the pass 1000 years, nigger your suppose to tie something around your arm.
>>560879609
refresh or something, jesus
>>560879609
:0000000000
Ayy lmao
>>560879609
ayy lmao
after i pulled the syringe out a little blood/solution came out. all good. didnt miss the shot. tasted gross in the back of my mouth and im feeling lightheaded right now but no boner
>>560879829
Good for us. Bad for OP.
>>560880049
well its nice knowing you OP.
What the fuck
>>560879998
That is to find the vein dumbass.
Once the needle is in the vein you can untie it. I know because I just had my appendix removed and got IV morphone which was nice.
>>560879875
just joined cock gobbler
>>560880049
join the tinychat
>>560880049
Hospital time OP
>>560880049
lmao ur alive]
>>560880049
godspeed
trying to join the chat. i feel like id already be dead if something was going to happen, i do feel extremely lightheaded right now though
captcha: awwhatw recov
Good night sweet prince, and may a flock of seagulls sing thee to thine rest.
>>560880410
what if boner instantly tho
>>560880345
Nigga got some dirty as teeth
Written on your grave it will say:
"The OP who delivered"
Toasting in epic bread
I love 4chin
OP don't fucking die.
>>560879697
>>560879697
dude what? you pull back on the plunger to draw in blood and make sure you are in a vein
toasting in epic fucking bread
rip in pieces
Would have been better if he had injected it into his urethra
Epic bread is epic.
>>560880410
Watch porn OP, show the world of inject Viagra helps too
>>560880049
Just asked my dad about this. It's not gonna work.
He says if you inject it into your penis, it may work. Other than that, don't expect much.
>dad is a pharmacist
You're either going to be hard for the next week or die suddenly. You're my hero OP.
>this thread
OP DON'T DIE ON US
NOT WITHOUT STREAMING IT
BE THE FIRST ON /b/ TO STREAM THEIR DEATH.
cat113
let this be a lesson to all other OP out there who wont fucking deliver.
these captchas are on point :canget access
Just think, op, you could've simply swallowed them, etched some pron and had a wank. Rip in piece little bro.
>>560881335
>first on /b/ to stream their death.
get away from me you fucking summer fag
sweet jebus op, this is ebin.
TOASTING!
>>560880049
i'm going to sleep knowing that I just witnessed magnificence
>>560881335
>be the first on /b/ to stream their death
Oh god the summer hurts. has nobody even heard of toaster steve or the other countless times this has happened?
OP is dead
again nice knowing you!
8/6/14
never forget
OHHHHH MY GAWWDDD HE ACTUALLLY DID IT CAN YOU BELIVE THIS GOI
>>560880049
I think OP is dead
>>560881557
I was there that night... He didn't die though
>>560881506
you just won 100000000000000000 interwebz
>>560881557
Any time I hear "Toaster Steve" I lose my shit
That was great
>>560881393
op please
this is the greatest/scariest thread I've ever seen
OP you haven't fully delivered until you post pictures of your viagra fused dick
>>560882219
so much summer
Fixed.
>>560879609
OP is a golden god indeed.
>>560882219
you've obviously never been to violent desires.
Op died
OP are... are you ok...?
>>560882369
Thank you, This is a great way to honor the fallen.
rip in pepperonis op
>>560882475
what is it?
>>560882369
> nearly
Op is probably being sick. This will take him a couple days to recover from lol.
>>560882717
>really
Does anybody know what happens when you pass the 4 hour erection time limit for viagra? They take a big goddamn needle, grab your pecker and hunt for the big vein along the bottom. They shove it into there and keep drainin blood till your hardon is gone, OP is in for a dick drain at the very least if it works. If you go longer you risk losing dick function and the thing will be flaccid for the rest of time
Viagra is pleb tier.
It doesn't last very long, so you have to try and guess when you'll be having sex, so you can take it an hour beforehand. And then it only lasts an hour or so when it kicks in.
Meanwhile Cialis lasts for like 2 fucking days.
And no you don't have a 2 day erection. You just get awesome erections when you normally would.
COME BACK AND POST CONTACT INFO. WE MUST DOX YOU SO YOU WILL NOT DIE
PLEASE COME BACK, DO NOT DIE
OP dead? Did we just kill someone lmao
He's on tinychat, guys. link is earlier in thread
OP :( don't die
>>560882717
>>560882796
>>560882612
In honor of OP.
redd_it/2crfjy
OP INJECT INTO PENIS
>>560883241
where
>>560882320
enough with this summer shit i would literally rape your little sisters face with my hard 32 year old cock if i ever heard you somehow say that to my face
i feel fine. just lightheaded a bit dizzy visions a little blurry nothing serious though
OP WE WILL NOT ABANDON THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU SHOW US YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!
>>560883478
how did you know I have a little sister?
Boof them
>>560883206
>did we just kill someone
fuck off newfag, "we" didnt do shit. OP did it and anon suggested it.
>>560883436
tiny chat com /ilwrqc
>>560883371
WE MUST ROLL
>>560883624
HE LIVES.
>>560883624
The legend lives
>>560883241
r u nigga?
fuckn tell us where nigga
fucking nigga
>>560883624
>OP LIVES
pic related, captcha
>>560883880
Nice pic faggot.
>>560883880
>Forgot pic
>>560883739
I like this mentality. I'd rather it be a full on suicide than assisted suicide, or manslaughter
>>560883687
because youre a socially inept faggot who lost all of his friends after graduation now suck my dick
shove them slowly up your ass and then
kill yourself
>>560884129
this guy
wow I cant believe OP delivered on something that is probably really dangerous
youre a nice guy OP I hope this doesnt kill you but I do hope it induces ED
>>560884052
You still have more pills, right? You didn't inject them all?
>>560884353
i need a cigarette lmao i actuall ylove everyone on /b/
eat them with your anus
OP INJECT CUM
Is OP going to be the second guy to overdose on viagra?
>blurry vision
>headache
>irregular heart rhythm
>Priapism
Worst comes to worst OP you're gonna get a broken dick and a broken heart(literally broken)
>>560885023
I think the issue is that he injected 50cc's of unpurified tap water (didn't even boil it) straight into his blood stream.
alright im done. feel like shit. I need to sleep I gotta be up early tomorrow
>>560885135
its fine, their are worse things to inject, ive used tap water plenty of times but i live in the country and have a well
YOU SLEEP YOU DIE
>>560885250
INJECT INTO PENIS FIRST
Wow, this thread's still here. And OP delivered. Even though it was the dumbest thing you could've done.
Today was a good day.
>>560885250
You're definitely going to be UP tomorrow.
op is kill ayy lmao
>>560884559
I love you too /b/ro
>>560885481
ay lmaao
>>560885356
>hasn't read thread
>>560885481
op just left tinychat
if you wake up tomorrow OP, please post here and explain what happened
>>560885740
>>560885481
ayy lmao
We have declared OP's name to be Injectus.
All hail Injectus.
op inject toothpaste
it has stuff in it to help
guess you guys dont like sanic
>>560886106
injectus will be forever loved