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found a pack of smarties in my kindergarten backpack. 69

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found a pack of smarties in my kindergarten backpack.
69 decides what do.
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Those are rockets.
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>>560808171
grind up and put in urethra
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put them in your nose while acting like a pencil
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>>560808416
srsly what a fucking underaged retard. Get this fucking child out of here
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Snort them like an edgy kid
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shove all of them individually inside your ass... and also take another pic with timestamp faggot
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Grind into dust, put on eyeball
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punch them until theyre dust on a table, then snort off knuckles. tape it all.
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Eat them
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Shove as many as you can in your urethra while jackin it and eat them after you cum
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>>560809169
dayyyum
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>>560809169
poor fucker
winrar
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>>560809169
Welp, we have a winrar
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>>560809169
Woo
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>>560809169
winrar
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>>560809169
winrar, here's the timestamped pic, by the way
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>>560809169
This is disappointing and satisfying in equal parts.
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>>560808171
Depends on how long it was since OP was in kindergarten.
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Winrar. Let's see it OP.
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>>560809782
That doesn't prove shit fag
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>>560809782
Inb4 dies of AIDS
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>>560809782
put them in your mouth faggot
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>>560808171
i know it's already been winrar but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3KWZYa5IM
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Eat em and stream it.
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>>560809890
I'm 21. They're 15 years old.
>>560810242
already ate some, here's the rest in my mouth. I look like an retard, though
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>>560809169
awww, shoulda said shove em in the dickhole, then masturbate
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>>560810339
That nigger in the background is alreday an ape. He doesn't need the mask
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>>560810645
how do they taste?
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>>560810645
Jesus OP, now go and brush your teeth with bleach or something, they look like they need it.
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>>560810645
they're really soft to bite into, but gritty as shit once I get them broken
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>>560810776
sour
>>560810789
lighting m8. They're actually in decent shape.
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>>560810645
Your asshole will soon cry brown tears
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>>560810795
op pls livestream thread when going to hospital
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>>560810645
>Gross white kid mustache and neckbeard confirmed

Have some goddamn self respect
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>>560808171
bro... they're not smarties...
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>>560811129
My fucking sides bro ow
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>>560811214
you stupit eurofag
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>>560811214
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(wafer_candy)

They're amerifat smarties, not britbong smarties
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>>560808171
Eat them
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Test
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>>560811461
oh sit... i'm so embarrassed...
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>>560811461
It's that way in Canada too. Those shit pressed sugar things are called 'Rockets'. Nigger.
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>>560811597
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stomach already feels uneasy. Not sure if it's psychological or what, though.
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>>560811694
Test
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>>560809169
Nice get dude, here's some OC as your reward
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>>560812131
Test
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>>560812016
yeah 15 year old candy with mold on it, it's prolly just psychological
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>>560812386
Test
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>>560811521
>britbong

Nestle, so Canada.
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>>560812386
Test
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imagine if op died from eating 15 year old moldy smarties. i think that wold deserve a darwin award.
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>>560812856
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>smarties
>freedomfat pressed sugar garbage
nah nigguh, reel smrties be up in dat choco shit nigguh bix nood mufuggha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

here's a song to help you along with your adventure op
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>>560811214
Bro? Go back to america
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>>560813231

>sugary garbage

Congratulations you just described every single piece of candy ever made

You win the faggot of the day award
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Shove them up your ass
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>>560811894

Good for Canada. Now go back to being irrelevant.
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>>560809169
Bottoms up, OP
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>>560808171
They're not smarties wtf?
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>>560810645
Damn nigga you need to see a dentist or three
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>>560808171
stick em up your dickhole
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>>560812256
Timestamped tits or gtfo, you know the rules.
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>>560812016
op is kill, kno u died cool
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>>560811894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMm4F4NAJ0
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>>560814607
just because its oc doesnt mean its a photo of the poster dumb ass
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>>560814980
>puts a space in dumbass
>calling me dumb
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Stick them up your dick, then eat them.
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