i used to live in hamilton as a kid
according to my dad there were weed smokers down the street
i only vaguely remember our landlord giving me a dollar coin with a polar bear on it every time he came over to collect rent
moved to grand prairie alberta afterwards and spent 1st and 2nd grade there
fuck i miss ecole park side school
fuck i miss you mr. elger, you were a baller ass teacher
>tfw only 6 inch dick with 6 inch girth but have god tier facial aesthetics so i can go on omegle and get kiks/snapchats left and right
>mfw everyone think i'm brazilian/spanish/mexican/italian/french when i'm none of the above
no i'm a white turk
>tfw hooked nose even though it looks good on me
>confirmed jewish hooknosed baboon
get out of here hershel sheckles
i live in antalya
do you have skype or something? meme first pls
also to this faggot
here's pic related, enjoy /b/ros just met her she seems like your type
that moment when you realize you know the other anon
>Face like you're having an allergic reaction
>tfw no quality pics to share
>tfw haven't slept in 56 hours
post a pic of yourself to see if you're even worthy of judging me
oh wait you wont because you're a neckbeard
cevap ver orospu
Nice excuses for vastly overstating your attractiveness, and I'm not stupid enough to post anything on /b/ that could be used to track me down.
>and I'm not stupid enough to post anything on /b/ that could be used to track me down.
hahahaha what the fuck are you even talking about
nice excuses for being too much of a pussy to post a pic
fyi exif data is deleted in the posting process
>hahahaha what the fuck are you even talking about
>fyi exif data is deleted in the posting process
>Being this retarded
True, but he said he had god tier facial features, he's clearly deluded.
proof just ask her about how much she likes to cooks pies & sweets. like i said facebook find her nigga and youll find me
oh god knew she seemed slutty last time i saw her at the funeral last year, but didnt know super slut
Antalyada sahildeki ruslari sikmek varken omegleda takilmak.. Helal QANQA. Ama cidden bende olmayan tip sende var (homo yok pu$t). Mavi gozu nerde buldun amk
I've got a 9incher or so and thick. It's fun to get reactions like that. Everyday annoyance sucks though. Get hard in public, quite noticeable etc
Also black shirt guy has a needle dick like whoa
I am sorry Anon but this was just me using manycam
The girl is really pretty so you can easily get wins by pretending ot be her
>TFW your dick grew before any other part of you had hit puberty
>Going from a 4" at 13 to 8" at 15
>Mirin yourself in the mirror because you're 5'2" with a dick that puts grown men to shame
>Thinking you're going to be the god of sex because you have a huge todger
>Cannot into first GF because of penis
>Boners are painfully obvious
>Boners, boners everywhere
>Could suck yourself off when you tried, but it didn't feel as good as just wanking hard
Man, being ridickulously hung as a teen was not as great as it may have seemed.
Everyone thinks that the grass is greener, or that you need a giant dick to impress girls.....
Girls that need satisfaction from your huge dick aren't worth being with, I used to have a distorted view of the world when I was a teen, thinking I was too small. But when I got my first real girlfriend, I realize that she didn't care how big my dick was, she just cared about the fact that it was MY dick.
It came from this one girl I dated for a while in HS. She was really popular and couldn't keep her mouth shut.
Of course I didn't know this at the time when I tried to sex her.
She pulled my dick out of my pants and said "Wow... that's it?"
I died a little on the inside when guys called me "Tiny-peen"
I lost a vid of a girl I know (seriously). Green shirt, dark background, 3-5 min video. If you guys show me what you have of girls in green shirts I'd be eternally grateful.
Oh how convenient, in every thread with teens, omegle and so on there is that one guy who claim one picture of a girl in the thread is family of his.
And you had to be that guy...
Istanbuldan selamlar am?na verdiklerim
fuck. it goes from an omegle thread to a racist thread. oh well.
Kemal koku?mu? bir domuz. ?slam muzaffer olacakt?r!
kanka bilmiyrmisen ben qebzeliyem
boyum bir seksen be? aggik te profesyonel oynuyorum, maçlarda beni hakem san?yolar amk asdas
how about showing your own face to girls instead of using some retarded game you ugly faggot
christ that's so desperate and cringy it makes me feel funny
Being so mad that your dick is small you create a black cock folder.
Where can I find a .GIF or something of a repeating dick like this? Will post if succes
He has an incredibly disgusting body. LIke he's got like 0% body fat and very few muscles. So skinny it just looks unhealthy.
At least that guy with the actual big dick has a fantastic body
That's not a big dick. He's just using his hand to barely move it. He's not jerking off but just angleing it for the camera.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit tier dick
>oh god knew she seemed slutty last time i saw her
Hey, be nice. She's nice.
Honestly though, anons, the best time to have been on omegle was 2010 up to sometime in 2012. It was a bigger crowd and girls weren't as picky or as paranoid or uppity as they are now. Can't remember the last time I even went on omegle, it doesn't do it for me anymore. I just remember me and my 5.5inch dick with a little bit of conversation could get a girl to flash me at least once every few minutes. The conversations were longer then and they'd just watch me get off and it was so fun. Now you just get blocked if you've got a black screen.
Yep this is the true reaction girls will have. Go"ewwwww pervert put your dick away" to feel like less of a slut. But once you pass the shit-test and say smth like "you love it whore" she'll just open up and flash tits. Pretty easy if you're aesthetic or have good facial aesthetics.
whose skype is chris.taben ?
why did you delete your post?
I had a girl cum from just watching me play with my cock. It gives me good feels to go back and watch from time to time. Not posting it here because I don't want you faggots to cum from my cock too.
Actually, mate, it's not. Age of consent is 16 here in the UK, and that's wonderful, but the age of legal adulthood is 18, and that is requried to be photographed in the alltogether.
Technically speaking, you can fuck her while she's 17, not sure if you can legally sexchat her on skype, but you can't film it.
>Implying I think this law makes sense
I don't care about white knighting. Calling for mods in threads is like calling police in your basement. They don't monitor threads unless there is a lot of shit going down.
Count how many threads there are on /b/. Tell me how easy it is to fap to gay porn and monitor all of them at once.
This shit is fucking gay
what good does it do me to see a girl get excited over another guys cock? It just makes me feel insecure about my own dick and makes me angry at the world
you don't want to be a mod. trust me. I've been around here long enough to see the shit they deal with. I've seen some rage quit threads because the circle jerkers had a mass evasion operation going on.
not surprising. I've been autobanned for CP once. It was a webm that I got somewhere else and luckily they unbanned me after too long. The dam webm was a hegre-art one.
He's really not big. If anything he looks average based on his hand size in comparison to his dick. It's all about the angles mang.
Now these fuckers are big.
>tfw slightly above average
Not sure how big of a fetish it is, but I really want a tiny penis. That, or to lose my penis entirely.
Seriously. I have a 7 inch with decent girth, but I can make it look like an absolute monster with the right angles. Unfortunately I have huge hands so when I grab it I make it look smaller.
They posted it before I could.
My puberty was weird as fuck. My dick was the 7 incher I have today by the time I was 15. I had chest hair at 14. Im almost 21 now and my beard is finally coming in. I didnt have to shave my face (sans mexistash) much until I was 18 even though I had this crazy happy trail that linked to my chest hair by then.
>13 or something, small as fuck. Like 6 inches
Not a problem, enjoy it my /b/rother.
here's the first one bigger now that I've figured out webms lol
yei, I see that living izmir, antalya smth like I guess fags may have lived there... I been to antalya before too.. but the showing guy on capture fucking a kiddo... I hate kiddo...
no care. video not of me.
why focus dick so much when pretty girl also cam?