need some serious support here /b/
>masturbate to personal unspecified fetish
>older sister gets home
>ninjas her way to my room
to make long story short I am now locked in my room hiding under a bunch of blankets and need a serious distraction to elevate my mood
any god tier game\song\streamed decent movie will be welcome
Everyone here likes the lolis. It's ok faggot.
this sounds like the floor tiling fetish thread
Good suggestion anon. But really, explain faggot. It can't be that bad. I would like to cum on a blind girls glasses. That would be amazing. This have her pee on my dick while I pee on the floor so our piss mixes. Then I'll go in the kitchen and make a strawberry-banana smoothie. That shit is cash
Catpcha aceturi defect
She take it in the butt in dat scene
Not tiles but alright, I have a thing for fitness machinery, I like jerking off while using it
I dragged my sister's crosstrainer machine into my room for personal use, she doesn't like the idea much and I'll probably be stuck with it now
By the way we have no idea what it was. Get ponies off of /b/.
Tell her a girl you were interested in had a strange fetish... You were just trying to be cool. she'll think it weird for a while but laugh it off one day. she'll start talking and bonding with you more about her shenanigans with her boyfriends... Itll be a bonding moment for the two of you eventually. Just tell her what she didnt see was the movie you were recording for your "girlfriend"
sister-ninja sounds hot! go into her room and say, "I want what all little brothers want from their big sister." The she say, "and what would that be?" Then you say, "you know what I mean" Then she say, "no I don't know." Then you say. "you know what I mean." Then she say. "If I think what I think you mean then Ewww gross!!!!!" Then you say, "I'm your brother I love you. Don't you love me? We can be special friends. No one else in the whole world would know." Then incest. If she still refuses, offer to pay her, all girls will give it up for the right price.
I've seen some blind girls with shades. Cumming on a blind girls face with or without glasses would be a okay. Regardless, op....wow. Bra-fucking-vo. Did you pop it in your pooper or did you stare at it loving and awkwardly whilst diddling yourself. What could possibly be attractive about a piece of equipment. Starting to sound like that guy who fucked a park bench.
Walk into her room in nothing but your undies and say "Oh big sis I can't believe you caught me being a nauuughty boy... "
Make sure to be playing with the waistband of your underwear while talking
"Please don't tell mom.. I'll do anything for you to keep quiet..."
It is at this point that you wink and drop your undies to the floor, exposing your hard cock. Fuck her and she'll forgive
This could actually work.... like play it safe... say ill do anything if she dosnt tell mom... all the while playing with your waistband... she wants something speical she will let you know ;) she dosnt then you didnt really lose anything and you dont do what she wants anyways
I'm pretty sure she'll tell my parents and force me to get councelling, it's not exactly the first time I was doing shit like this
I don't have the bra anymore, she took it screaming
I guess I could timestamp the crosstrainer machine and lotion
>It is at this point that you wink and drop your undies to the floor, exposing your hard cock. Fuck her and she'll forgive
WRONG: Drop undies and get on four legs, then scream: I DO IT FOR SHREK
Not sure OP but it might just be something she won't share with anyone and that seems like an odd and awkward situation, nothing else, no reason to get too down about it, personally if i saw my siblings in such a position or whatever ''odd'' to my imagination was going on i would shovel that shit to the furthest part of my mind and never open the casket again.
>Masturbating to incest fetish
>probably femdom by older sister
>onee chan gets home
>sees fapping to other onee chans
I don't get it op.
That's the point where you try to talk your onee into teaching you.
I'm a cross training machine and I've been dragged out of my female owners room by a guy, masturbated over and am now being held hostage by said guy along with his next rape victim.
Please send help.
If it makes you feel any better OP, my life is a joke
>Happy picture for you
Here is something I drew earlier today for a raid images thread, I have more like it if you want.
How many times has it happened before?
What else did you do?
How old is your sister?
Can you talk to her about it?
>Funny pic for you
No shit I wouldn't be laughing, but most of us wouldn't be in this position in the first place.
That's why we're laughing. I'm not sorry you're fucked. Sorry you're not into dick-girls or ponies you fuckin weirdo.
I'm just gonna post my shitty OC comics from this morning.
I dunno I just like feeling sexy
Here's another time stamp with my dick pump and sword and skirt
This fucking thread
thats a towel not a skirt, learn yo shit nigger
also feel better, everyone has wierd shit
Well I do it all the time, mostly on weekends but I usually do it with clothes that I buy myself
I kinda felt her bra would feel right this time though
And she went out, I'm still thinking about what to tell her
Dick pump or dildo. based on the fact that OP is a colossal faggot, pretty self explanatory.
what you must do now is pump the sound volume up
start jumping around
NO FUCKS GIVEN!
then finish jerking it.
you got busted, she isn't walking in again (well unless she wants the D!)
also just say to her you were working out and your tits were bouncing around and you came onto 4chan and they told you that sports bra's work for guys too and you thought they were serious so you tried it, but it gave you an erection..
I don't really check the date much
Yeah at this point I need to know what she looks like.
I've worn shit of my sister before but you have so many weird side fetishes going on with it, kind of hard what to tell you.
I got caught walking on a treadmill wearing high heels and a skirt by my mom..
I was like, I was making fun of some chick on the internet and she said it's hard being a woman, walk a mile in my shoes.. and I accepted the challenge.
wrong thread im sorry
I mean the heels on threadmill thing isn't even that weird.
I have a bunch of japanese porn which all starts with the chick walking on a threadmill.
I don't actually get the fetish though, someone explain.
is this a home made vagina ?
if so post plans & more pics please
fuck off with your pita bullshit, it's longer than LOL, so it is pointless. if anything make it shorter, not longer.
iTa would be better, because it would be in the ass.. that's kinda funny.
No, it's a penis pump. Basically just some snake oil type shit that is supposed to make your dick bigger by putting a vacuum on it. What you are talking about would be a Fleshlight, and those are easy to make but crappy unless you buy one.
>toasting in epic bread
someone archive this shit.
also OP confront her and tell that bitch you have your fetish and she has hers and she should mind get damn business. I know you're underage b&, but do it anyway. you're a human being, you have the right to cum.
Dude my sister has some real serious moodswings
I told you people, fucking with her is a risk
She gives knitting lessons to her girlfriends and I once tried hitting on one of them who turned out to be underage and she almost stabbed me
i'm telling you OP the only thing to do is what I said earlier..
Be like I was working out on your machine, but my moobs were flopping around, i went onto the interwebs and people were telling my to just use a sports bra, it's totally normal, but something about how nice it felt got me excited, and that's when you walked in.. sorry, i didn't mean anything by it..
but you need to listen to this first, it will cheer you up..
I'm not depressed or suicidal
I don't think it'll work bro
She knows I have unusual but she's a hardcore feminazi, she'll turn my life into living hell if she knows of the shit I see on this laptop
>Take off all your clothes
>Pump your dick like a boss
>Run to her room thanks to your highly trained legs
>Put on your best "Well, what is it ?" gesture
>Furiously fap with her sports bra
>Cum on it
>Use it as a cool headgear
>Gotta clean it up
>Train hard with your katana
>Become a ninja as good as your sister
it'll work.. if you are overweight it is perfect.. be like i'm fat so i want to lose weight, and my man boobs were flopping around and it was uncomfortable.. seinfeld had a manzeire/bro, and people convinced you that dudes actually wear them if they are fat doing cardio.
once you started working out again shit got weird and well she saw what happened next..
Well, she used to model a few years ago, so yeah
And something like those but I stopped wearing them before she got the crosstrainer
>dress up as pedo bear
>drive the 4chan party van
>play ice cream truck tune
>wait for all the little faggoties
>let them in for some delicious ice cream
>slam the back door shut
>knock them out with some sleeping gas
>take them to a secluded part of the city
>sit them all in a chair
>one of them try to untie themselves
>stop van and slap everyone
>tickle them all till they pee
>let them run around in the back
>one gets smart and tries to run out door
>trips breaks skull on door
>open the untainted door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
OP needs to hurry with this, it's about to be abandon thread time...
WAS THIS THE SPORTS BRA OP JACKED OFF IN?
if you had to choose,
>Israel for jews
>Palestine for all religions and people
Yep, pretty much
I told you, we don't have FB, I got those pics two years ago when they were uploaded and had to dig them up
Well, if she gets back I'll try talking to and maybe get a timestamp with her in the pic
Holy fuck people she's back and she brought my parents
be back soon
>Just like a lot of germans didn't care about the Berlin Wall.
the situation isnt the same.
If youre going to live in Israel you should have some sort of opinion on the occupation
oh, that explains a lot.
Gotta go to sleep, 4am here
The archive is here : http://4archive.org/b/thread/560633936
Please update it when OP tells his story before it goes 404
>parents pissed as fuck
>sister told them I wear her shit in general, not just her bra or shoes
>fucking bullshit but whatever
>dad told me if I do it again they'll call a fucking ambulance and send me for psychiatric evaluation
>gave me 200 shekels to buy my own damn sports bra
This guy knows how to cheer people up
>gave me 200 shekels to buy my own damn sports bra
He actually gave you money for that shit...
So OP where are you going to buy your girly clothes now?
Are you trans or just like to crossdress?
Here is a website for sissy fetish and crossdressing
new fap JACKIEchan org
Old Navy has cheap stuff
do it again Op in dads car this time
This. Once my mom found out about the piss porn I watched when I was 13. She made a huge deal about it at the time, but everything is normal now. (19)
I'd also like to add that life becomes awesome when you find a partner willing to indulge your fetishes. Getting pissed on feels awesome
my sister told some people at work
just gotten a call about it fuckfuckfuckfuck
>not wearing a sports bra to show your support for breast cancer
why would anyone think it's a weird fetish, when OP is clearly just trying to make the world a better place?