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need some serious support here /b/ >masturbate to personal

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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need some serious support here /b/

>masturbate to personal unspecified fetish
>older sister gets home
>ninjas her way to my room

to make long story short I am now locked in my room hiding under a bunch of blankets and need a serious distraction to elevate my mood

any god tier game\song\streamed decent movie will be welcome
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>>560633936
u wot?
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>personal unspecified fetish

Which you're about to share
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>>560633936
>any god tier game\song\streamed decent movie will be welcome

not until u tell us the fetish
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>>560634181
>>560634249
No I am not. I'm not in the fucking mood to masturbate more, so no
can't you just be bros and share something nice with depressmed man for a change?
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Yeah bitch, fetish now!!
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>>560634249
I bet it's MLP
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>>560634537
you like incest, dont you squidward
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>>560634606
My money is sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.
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inb4 floor tiles
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>>560634537

>can't you just be bros and share something nice with depressmed man for a change?

No, that's not how this shit works. You don't share with us, we don't share with you.
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>>560634597
>>560634606

gimme something fun first
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>>560633936
Everyone here likes the lolis. It's ok faggot.
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>>560634537
How about you just go and make HER uncomfortable? She's the one that sneaked into your room, so you should just enter hers butt-naked screaming: "It's raping time".
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>>560634920
we will dump all fun things but first you must share your fetish and allow us to laugh at you
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>>560635004
Well it's a long story
she saw something in my room that I didn't have time to return to place, you guys are making me feel like a total faggot
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>>560633936
this sounds like the floor tiling fetish thread
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>>560635361
Oh my god

You have one of those pony fuck-toys, don't you?
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Good suggestion anon. But really, explain faggot. It can't be that bad. I would like to cum on a blind girls glasses. That would be amazing. This have her pee on my dick while I pee on the floor so our piss mixes. Then I'll go in the kitchen and make a strawberry-banana smoothie. That shit is cash
Catpcha aceturi defect
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>>560635449
My exact thought anon
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>>560635361
>you guys are making me feel like a total faggot

If there were ever a better way to describe /b/
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>>560635361
That does not answer my question.
I repeat: enter her room and make her uncomfortable. And don't forget to tell her to knock the door next time, it's really not that hard OP.
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>>560635612
Cumming on glasses is fucking fun
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>>560633936
She take it in the butt in dat scene
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>>560635612
Blind girls won't wear glasses.

Unless you're talking about someone who is just "legally" blind.
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>>560635449
Not tiles but alright, I have a thing for fitness machinery, I like jerking off while using it

I dragged my sister's crosstrainer machine into my room for personal use, she doesn't like the idea much and I'll probably be stuck with it now
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op was using something as a dildo and thats what his sis saw. calling it
captcha tiskedge age
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Come on faggot, we ain't gonna budge until you tell us.
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>>560635959
i dont see anything wrong with that.
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So you rammed a dildo up your ass, she caught you with it and now wants a turn, is that the real problem here?
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>>560635590
By the way we have no idea what it was. Get ponies off of /b/.
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Calling bs
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>>560633936
>>older sister gets home
>>ninjas her way to my room
Was it rape?
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>>560635959
Oh, that's funny

OP, you get the jackpot of shit to read:
scp-wiki.net
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>>560635959
That it?
Expected more from your squirming.
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>>560635710
fuckin kek
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>>560636536
Well, I kinda did while wearing her sports bra
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>>560636724
that's hilarious, go get high with her or something and try apologizing
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>>560636724
where is the pics Op ??
Wee need a good reaction pic!
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>>560636724
haha, what a faggot
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>>560636724
Tell her a girl you were interested in had a strange fetish... You were just trying to be cool. she'll think it weird for a while but laugh it off one day. she'll start talking and bonding with you more about her shenanigans with her boyfriends... Itll be a bonding moment for the two of you eventually. Just tell her what she didnt see was the movie you were recording for your "girlfriend"
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>>560636724
oh you
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>>560633936
sister-ninja sounds hot! go into her room and say, "I want what all little brothers want from their big sister." The she say, "and what would that be?" Then you say, "you know what I mean" Then she say, "no I don't know." Then you say. "you know what I mean." Then she say. "If I think what I think you mean then Ewww gross!!!!!" Then you say, "I'm your brother I love you. Don't you love me? We can be special friends. No one else in the whole world would know." Then incest. If she still refuses, offer to pay her, all girls will give it up for the right price.
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>>560635890
I've seen some blind girls with shades. Cumming on a blind girls face with or without glasses would be a okay. Regardless, op....wow. Bra-fucking-vo. Did you pop it in your pooper or did you stare at it loving and awkwardly whilst diddling yourself. What could possibly be attractive about a piece of equipment. Starting to sound like that guy who fucked a park bench.
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>>560636724
Walk into her room in nothing but your undies and say "Oh big sis I can't believe you caught me being a nauuughty boy... "

Make sure to be playing with the waistband of your underwear while talking

"Please don't tell mom.. I'll do anything for you to keep quiet..."

It is at this point that you wink and drop your undies to the floor, exposing your hard cock. Fuck her and she'll forgive
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>>560637416
old fantasizing b'tard detected
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>>560637594

This could actually work.... like play it safe... say ill do anything if she dosnt tell mom... all the while playing with your waistband... she wants something speical she will let you know ;) she dosnt then you didnt really lose anything and you dont do what she wants anyways
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>>560636939
I'm pretty sure she'll tell my parents and force me to get councelling, it's not exactly the first time I was doing shit like this

>>560637162
I don't have the bra anymore, she took it screaming
I guess I could timestamp the crosstrainer machine and lotion
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>>560637594
>It is at this point that you wink and drop your undies to the floor, exposing your hard cock. Fuck her and she'll forgive

WRONG: Drop undies and get on four legs, then scream: I DO IT FOR SHREK
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Op was schmearing shit all over himself while flapping and now he's embarrassed
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>tfw never been caught masturbating by family
It feels good. mom did catch an ex giving me a handjob though. Fuck.
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>>560638103
haha my dad ran in on me fucking my ex and gave me a high five, then left lol
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>>560633936
uderage b&
sge in all feilds
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>>560637964
>schmearing
Jesus fucking christ
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>>560638271
>not saging
the summer... it's spreading.
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>>560638298
You never heard that word or what?
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WE all fap fuck even the girls
don't worry she wont say a word, because she faps
timestamp the cross trainer machine and lotion
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Not sure OP but it might just be something she won't share with anyone and that seems like an odd and awkward situation, nothing else, no reason to get too down about it, personally if i saw my siblings in such a position or whatever ''odd'' to my imagination was going on i would shovel that shit to the furthest part of my mind and never open the casket again.
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>>560637920
Timestamp it NAO.

Also, see pic.
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>>560634826
gross youre fucking gross
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>>560639648
Da man
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>>560639648

love this thread
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>>560633936
>Masturbating to incest fetish
>probably femdom by older sister
>onee chan gets home
>sees fapping to other onee chans

I don't get it op.
That's the point where you try to talk your onee into teaching you.
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Well why aren't you sharing funny shit with me yet?
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>>560640398
because you're a faggot
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>>560633936
path of exile it's a pretty good free game
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>>560640398
Funny shit like what fag?
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>>560640398

post her pic. :)
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This thread...

Sriously
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>>560633936
pita'd
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>>560640398
My sister caught once me jerking off to her crosstrainer machine while wearing a bra. I'm probably getting counselling as it's not my first time.
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>>560640398
Because this is funny shit
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>>560638765
Its SMEARING you illiterate fuck
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>>560639648

do you usually wear her clothes while fapping?
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This guy dragged me into his room and masturbated on top of me while wearing his sister's sports bra. I'm still trapped in here with him and he's taking pictures of me. Help me.
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>>560641352
Well not her underwear, but I wore her heels once and pretended I was beyonce
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwkg4Qa_-bg
here u go sir
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be a man and start damage-controll right now or else it will blow on your face
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>>560635361
It's a 2 foot horse dildo, isn't it?
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I'm a cross training machine and I've been dragged out of my female owners room by a guy, masturbated over and am now being held hostage by said guy along with his next rape victim.

Please send help.
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>>560641764
What i would do is tell her you're gay. Then she wouldn't be freaked out anymore nor will tell your parents.

And probably is the true.
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>>560641619
mfw
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>>560640398
Okay, here is something to cheer you up
http://www.crunchyroll.com/my-ordinary-life
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>>560640398
If it makes you feel any better OP, my life is a joke

>>560632426

>Happy picture for you
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>>560640398
I don't have anything funny. I just go to /b/ for funny
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>>560641619
...what's wrong with you, anon?
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>>560641619
Watch "a serious man"
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>>560641146
>>560641516
>>560641870

yeah yeah fucking hilarious
you wouldn't laugh if you were in my place you fucking asshats, if my parents check my wardrobe I'm completely fucked
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>>560642436
>>560642046
>>560641764
Read this. It's not happening yet
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>>560640398
Here is something I drew earlier today for a raid images thread, I have more like it if you want.
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>>560640398
Because we couldn't share anything as funny as you. God damn, man....
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>>560635840
ASS TA ASS
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>>560642436
How many times has it happened before?

What else did you do?
How old is your sister?
Can you talk to her about it?

>Funny pic for you
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>>560642186
sweet, thanks bro

>>560642614
It's not going to work, my parents asked me flat out after I bought a katana and I told them I'm not
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>>560642436
No shit I wouldn't be laughing, but most of us wouldn't be in this position in the first place.
That's why we're laughing. I'm not sorry you're fucked. Sorry you're not into dick-girls or ponies you fuckin weirdo.
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>>560642982
>katana
kek. To your sister moron not your parents
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>>560642982
what's in the wardrobe op
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>>560642735
savd dis shit
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>>560642982
>katana
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>>560633936
>loli
>traps
>incest
>rape
>furry

It's got to be one.

>>560642982
>katana
Ken-sama pls
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I'm just gonna post my shitty OC comics from this morning.
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>>560643305
my bathmate penis pump and a skirt I sometimes wear on weekends
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>>560640398
here you go op
http://dontevenreply.com/
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>>560643517
Jesus, those are exact opposites. Are you trying to become a masculine trap or something?
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>>560643517
i got some funny
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>>560639648
i'm sorry but it's really the 8th month not the 7th retard
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Here is my crappy Polandball thing.
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>>560642436

I am a wardrobe and I'm afraid thid Faggot OP is gonna rape me next. Please send help
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>>560633936
ASS TO ASS
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Here is some sort of ritual, apparently.
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>>560643719
I dunno I just like feeling sexy
Here's another time stamp with my dick pump and sword and skirt
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This fucking thread
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>>560642982
OP what the fuck?

Answer my questions yo
>>560642867
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OP is underage b& and also a complete faggot
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posting in epic thread
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>>560644662
Pic of body?
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>>560644662
Wrong month retard it's August
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>>560644662
thats a towel not a skirt, learn yo shit nigger

also feel better, everyone has wierd shit
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>>560644662
>sword
why am i not suprised?
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>>560644764
Well I do it all the time, mostly on weekends but I usually do it with clothes that I buy myself
I kinda felt her bra would feel right this time though
She's 23
And she went out, I'm still thinking about what to tell her
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>>560644662
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS IN AMERICA SKIP MONTHS OR SOME SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
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>>560644662
Dick pump or dildo. based on the fact that OP is a colossal faggot, pretty self explanatory.
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>>560645094
you can only admit you're a tremendous faggot to her, and apologise.
The only other option is to an hero
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>>560645162
euro time and date format
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OP
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dont

what you must do now is pump the sound volume up

play this

start jumping around

NO FUCKS GIVEN!

then finish jerking it.

you got busted, she isn't walking in again (well unless she wants the D!)

also just say to her you were working out and your tits were bouncing around and you came onto 4chan and they told you that sports bra's work for guys too and you thought they were serious so you tried it, but it gave you an erection..
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OP are you into anime? Here's a list of some that are pretty great.

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop
Nichijou
Armored Trooper VOTOMS
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>>560645162
Confirmed for fake
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>>560645404
no shit idiot but it's currently not july afaik
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>>560644662
OP, write your ID on the paper so we know it's really you. Your dates are confusing.

>>560645404
Yeah, but then he'd have written July 5th when it's August 5th.
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>>560645546
also just noticed ID SEx
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>>560645071
>>560645162
sorry
I don't really check the date much
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>>560645094

post her picture, crop her face. because.. fuck it.
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>>560646000
Yeah at this point I need to know what she looks like.

I've worn shit of my sister before but you have so many weird side fetishes going on with it, kind of hard what to tell you.
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>>560645094
>>560645443
trust me
I got caught walking on a treadmill wearing high heels and a skirt by my mom..
I was like, I was making fun of some chick on the internet and she said it's hard being a woman, walk a mile in my shoes.. and I accepted the challenge.
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my friend just has some pics of naked not anime asian guys
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>>560646446
wrong thread im sorry
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>>560646324
also
listen to this
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/coconutupbutt
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I mean the heels on threadmill thing isn't even that weird.

I have a bunch of japanese porn which all starts with the chick walking on a threadmill.

I don't actually get the fetish though, someone explain.
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>>560646709
(I was joking to try to make OP do what I was saying, but don't tell him that)

my fetishes are MUCH MUCH more disgusting.
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>>560644662
is this a home made vagina ?
if so post plans & more pics please
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>>560636724
top pita
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>>560645094
Why don't you just admit to it. Why would you require counselling? I don't understand. Admit that you may be gay, nobody will care.
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>>560645083
Not that many people crossdress and jerk off on fitness equipment. Not that many people keep women's clothes, a katana, and a penis pump in the same closet.
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>>560646968
fuck off with your pita bullshit, it's longer than LOL, so it is pointless. if anything make it shorter, not longer.

iTa would be better, because it would be in the ass.. that's kinda funny.
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>>560646960
No, it's a penis pump. Basically just some snake oil type shit that is supposed to make your dick bigger by putting a vacuum on it. What you are talking about would be a Fleshlight, and those are easy to make but crappy unless you buy one.
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>>560646000
No
She'd fucking cut my nuts off with my own sword
I laready pissed her off enough today and when she had girlfriends over
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>toasting in epic bread
someone archive this shit.
also OP confront her and tell that bitch you have your fetish and she has hers and she should mind get damn business. I know you're underage b&, but do it anyway. you're a human being, you have the right to cum.
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>>560647195
umm.. there's more than you'd think..

except mine is skirt, and tube top, rifle, and boner pills
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>>560647340
>when she had girlfriends over
what'd you do?
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>>560647340
You have a fucking sword. You know what to do. Kill your family, then kill yourself.
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Pita'd
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>>560647340
tell me more.
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>>560647340
what else happened today
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>>560647340
>Ew, look at her weird brother Anon.
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>>560646000
no one has said shit about these trips
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>>560647356
Dude my sister has some real serious moodswings
I told you people, fucking with her is a risk
She gives knitting lessons to her girlfriends and I once tried hitting on one of them who turned out to be underage and she almost stabbed me
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>>560647356
Already done
http://4archive.org/b/thread/560633936
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>>560647669
your mom did, last night.. she was all like
000h
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>>560641516
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>>560647659
>>560647660
It happened last year
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>>560647865
You have a sword. Use it. Commit seppuku.
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>>560648115
how old are you and did you tell the girl you have a penis pump and katana
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>>560647865
i'm telling you OP the only thing to do is what I said earlier..
Be like I was working out on your machine, but my moobs were flopping around, i went onto the interwebs and people were telling my to just use a sports bra, it's totally normal, but something about how nice it felt got me excited, and that's when you walked in.. sorry, i didn't mean anything by it..

but you need to listen to this first, it will cheer you up..

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/coconutupbutt
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>>560648115
Can you post pic of your body already???
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>>560648296
I'm 22
Girl was 15
And no, I asked her if she likes big kittys, she answered with a yes so I started meowing
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Where is your kitty to hug?
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back story please ???
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>>560648810
jesus you're weird
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>>560648849
lol "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky" just started playing in my head
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I be all like, yeah boiii
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>>560636724
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>>560648127
I'm not depressed or suicidal

>>560648380
I don't think it'll work bro
She knows I have unusual but she's a hardcore feminazi, she'll turn my life into living hell if she knows of the shit I see on this laptop
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>>560648980
looks like a broken sex doll.
one of them real dolls or something like that their called..
can get some pretty pedo ones too.. but super x-pensive
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>>560649407
Atleast tell us if she's hot.
Pics of the heels you wear on the threadmill?
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>>560648115
>Take off all your clothes
>Pump your dick like a boss
>Run to her room thanks to your highly trained legs
>Put on your best "Well, what is it ?" gesture
>"Wassup bitch"
>Slap her
>Furiously fap with her sports bra
>Cum on it
>Use it as a cool headgear
>Gotta clean it up
>Train hard with your katana
>Become a ninja as good as your sister
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>>560635361

Stop masturbating to your sisters panties you freak.
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>>560648810
did you mean for that to be a joke because i found it hilarious
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>>560649407
it'll work.. if you are overweight it is perfect.. be like i'm fat so i want to lose weight, and my man boobs were flopping around and it was uncomfortable.. seinfeld had a manzeire/bro, and people convinced you that dudes actually wear them if they are fat doing cardio.

once you started working out again shit got weird and well she saw what happened next..
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>>560649572
Well, she used to model a few years ago, so yeah
And something like those but I stopped wearing them before she got the crosstrainer
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>>560650136
Answer question from>>560648657
Faggot!!
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>>560650136
lol, OP never said anything about walking in heels on treadmill, that was me..
>>560646324
>>560649572
>>
Toasting in epic bread
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>>560650437
No
I'm shy
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>>560633936
>be me
>dress up as pedo bear
>drive the 4chan party van
>play ice cream truck tune
>wait for all the little faggoties
>let them in for some delicious ice cream
>slam the back door shut
>knock them out with some sleeping gas
>take them to a secluded part of the city
>sit them all in a chair
>one of them try to untie themselves
>stop van and slap everyone
>whipoutpdeo.jpg
>tickle them all till they pee
>let them run around in the back
>one gets smart and tries to run out door
>trips breaks skull on door
>open the untainted door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>
>>560650136

i really dont see the problem with you posting a picture of her with her face cropped out... we really have to know what she looks like.
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>>560635004
dont yell "rape time", call it struggle snuggle
>>
faggots
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>>560650881
Sigh
Fine
1 minute
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>>560634826
Procreation.*
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>>560651265

u da best, op :^)
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>>560651265
oh dis gun be gud

i'm ready to fap

also

ask her what she thought of what she saw..
be like next time don't try to sneak a peek at my pecker before you leave whore..
>>
>>560650843
2/10
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>>560651265

do you actually want to fuck her or do you just use her clothing bc its womens clothing?
>>
>>560651508
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
fuck off op hurry up.. my dick ain't getting any younger
>>
Who is the girl in OP's picture? (Windows phone can't image search)
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>>560651265
OP of the year
Have some hentai
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>>560651504
I can't find any of her pics on my comp..
For obvious reasons I can't get her phone right now either :/
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>>560651792
how could anyone want to fuck a feminist, i'd rather stuff my dick in a blender.
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>>560651265
erection equipped
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>>560651897
it's from requiem for a dream
it's the ass to ass double dildo scene
Jennifer Connelly
>>
Facebook you candyass
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>>560651941
fuck off OP, all you have delivar'd is a picture of a timestamped cardio equipment.. this is bullshit.
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>>560633936
op so fucking what? she caught you jerking off? i dont see the problem. she's just your sister. its embarassing sure but why do you care so much?
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ok found one
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>>560652663
2 actually
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>>560652663
do you now plz OP
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>>560652540
she caught him wearing her sports bra, and jacking off on her elliptical machine, he was probably rubbing his dick on the foot stand while sniffing the other.
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>>560652663
Please someone photoshop some cum
>>
OP needs to hurry with this, it's about to be abandon thread time...
>>
>>560652663
>>560652837
bullshit, didn't blank her face.. op is a liar
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>>560652663
NICE
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>>560652663
op you jew motherfucker
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>>560653032
also, OP claimed she is feminist, yet here she is all dressed up acting like a whore..
1/10 op
6/10 if you actually finish jerking it and post timestamped jizz on machine
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last one I have
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>>560652663
juden

http://israblog nana10 co il/blogread.asp?blog=237628&blogcode=13371732
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>>560653246
>2014
>Not understanding what feminism is about
>Bashing something you litterally never studied
>>
>>560653223
>>560653336
well yeah, we're israelis
that's a fashion blog that ranks various girls that ask for a rating she applies to some years ago
>>
>>560653336
he told us she's been modeling. who knows
>>
>>560642436
>if you were in my place.
You see, We aren't because we're not freaks who use our sisters clothing during masturbation.

Watch Hitch, It's got will smith and It's a good movie.
>>
>>560653280
Tell her she has thick thunder thighs
>>
Is the thread kill ?
>>
>>560654052
I'm still here
I guess the rest are busy fapping
>>
WAS THIS THE SPORTS BRA OP JACKED OFF IN?
>>
>>560653609
And you just happen to only have the exact photos that are on the Israel site. Except for some reason less?

It doesn't add up which means you're a liar
>>
>>560652663
>>560652837
OP man up, stop being a fag, and have her finish what she walked in on, then fuck her raw, for all of us on /b/ we command it, so it must be done...
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>>560653609
Why aren't you out killing muslim kids, instead of wearing a bra and masturbating on a crosstrainer?
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>>560654180
Lol sorry about your situation but this is fucking hilarious, hope it works out for you though
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>>560653609
if you had to choose,

>Israel for jews
or
>Palestine for all religions and people
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Op you suck savage man penis
I am bored
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>>560654204
Yep, pretty much

>>560654231
I told you, we don't have FB, I got those pics two years ago when they were uploaded and had to dig them up

>>560654237
Well, if she gets back I'll try talking to and maybe get a timestamp with her in the pic
>>
>>560654180
You should have gone to /adv/
If something you don't like happens, then it's your fault for coming to /b/
>>
>>560654307
The army didn't take me, plus I don't know anything about local politics

>>560654562
I dunno dude, I'm not much for history or whatever
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>>560655000
Nice trips
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>>560655056
lol but no
>>
>>560655056
Kek
>>
>>560655000
>I'm not much for history or whatever
you can still have an opinion
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Holy fuck people she's back and she brought my parents
be back soon
>>
OP the last thing needed is cum on the threadmill
>>
>>560655507
God Speed, Comrade
>>
>>560655363
It's understandable, every Israeli people don't have to feel personally involved in their country politics. Just like a lot of germans didn't care about the Berlin Wall.
>>
>>560635798
This guy gets it
>>
>>560655507
Gotta keep the thread alive for some sweet sweet green text
>>
>>560635361
If it makes you feel like a fag it must be a dildo.
>>
>>560655803
> berlin wall
> children/civvies dying on your doorstep
>>
>>560633936
Just say someone from this site is blackmailing you to do weird shit on cam
>>
>>560655507
lol nigga u ded
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All pray for OP
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>>560641619
you made my day /b/ro.
>>
>>560652663
Oh dude, you are so fucked...
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>>560655803
>Just like a lot of germans didn't care about the Berlin Wall.
the situation isnt the same.

If youre going to live in Israel you should have some sort of opinion on the occupation
>>
>>560656131
That's the point, it is even less engaging for you if it's outside your country.
>>
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>>560652663

Oh dude, you are so fucked...

So sorry.
>>
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>>560644662
>he's European
oh, that explains a lot.
>>
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Run forest run...
>>
>>560657224
>Israel
>Europe

Pick one, idiot.
>>
>>560635959
how the fuck do i masterbate with a crosstrainer?
>>
>>560657224
My hand was already on my dick you motherfucker
>>
op is kill
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Gotta go to sleep, 4am here
The archive is here : http://4archive.org/b/thread/560633936
Please update it when OP tells his story before it goes 404
Cya faggots
>>
>>560657638
i hadnt read that far, moron.
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back

>parents pissed as fuck
>sister told them I wear her shit in general, not just her bra or shoes
>fucking bullshit but whatever
>dad told me if I do it again they'll call a fucking ambulance and send me for psychiatric evaluation
>gave me 200 shekels to buy my own damn sports bra
>>
>>560657865
top kek wtf
>>
>>560657865
>200 shekels
>>
>>560653280
You totally got this pic off of some israeli blog.
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>>560657865
>>
>>560657865

Only 200 shekels?, dad confirmed for greedy Jew
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>>560642186
>http://www.crunchyroll.com/my-ordinary-life

This guy knows how to cheer people up
>>
>>560657865
>ambulance
wat
>>
>>560657843
Maybe you shouldn't post anything until you have read everything, amerilard!
>>
>>560657865
you are indeed one fucked up individual
>>
>>560657865
how do i fap with a crosstrainer?
I have one in my garage what how?!
do I tape a fleshlight to a handle?
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>>560657865
>gave me 200 shekels to buy my own damn sports bra
My sides
>>
>>560658492
>implying im an amerifat
step up, nigga.
>>
>>560644662
She wasn't shocked by your queer fetish OP. She was shocked by your filthy European niggerdick.
>>
>>560657865
So OP is a jew
They're all inbred faggots, it's pretty normal for them
>OP is troll confirmed
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>>560657865
Wow
He actually gave you money for that shit...
>>
>>560657865
your dad gave you money, you win op
>>
>>560657865
do something worse, maybe youll get more money
>>
>>560657865
So OP where are you going to buy your girly clothes now?

Are you trans or just like to crossdress?

Here is a website for sissy fetish and crossdressing
new fap JACKIEchan org

Victoria's Secret?
Seal?
Express?
Old Navy has cheap stuff
>>
>>560658873
Well yeah but now they think I'm a total freak
>>
>>560659246
You have 200 Jew money get over it
>>
>>560659246
you are a total freak, you fucking sissy
>>
>>560659246
>they think
You are, /b/ro. Now embrace your newly found fantasies.
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>>560657865
do it again Op in dads car this time
=Profit
>>
>>560659246
didnt they think that before it happened?
>>
>>560659246
Ohhh not everything is lost OP! Stop doing weird shit and just do normal things and in years they'll just forget or laugh about it. Think about the long run
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>>560659171
I'm not gonna buy a bra, she barely wears that one
I'll probably just use it again but make sure she won't be home for longer
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>>560659895
Jew till the end
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>>560659849
This. Once my mom found out about the piss porn I watched when I was 13. She made a huge deal about it at the time, but everything is normal now. (19)

I'd also like to add that life becomes awesome when you find a partner willing to indulge your fetishes. Getting pissed on feels awesome
>>
>>560659895
Nah man don't

If she has that much of a problem with it, I wouldn't risk it.
Just go buy a few things with your shekels, you kike.
>>
Fuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

my sister told some people at work
just gotten a call about it fuckfuckfuckfuck
>>
>>560660694
Damn bro. Not cool. Why would she get you fired over this?
>>
>>560660442
>tfw tomorrow gym
Ayy lmao
>>
>>560660829
It wouldn't get me fired
It's far worse than that
My boss is a friend of mine and is VERY unlikely to keep his mouth shut about it
>>
>>560660694
You're sister is a slut
>>
>>1QzNeSkO

Faggot
>>
>>560660694
Just act like you don't know what she is talking about admit she walked in on you wanking but say you know nothing about the bra or wearing her cloths
>>
>>560661040
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope he's cool about it
>>
>>560660694
oh man ..it's time to get even fuck


>GET EVEN Bro
>>
>>560661040

>2014
>not wearing a sports bra to show your support for breast cancer

why would anyone think it's a weird fetish, when OP is clearly just trying to make the world a better place?
>>
>>560661221
>>560661259
>>560661331

Well hopefully this quiets down soon :/
I didn't think jerking off would lead to so much trouble
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