Another power corruption thread. You can have any one power you

>>560515930
perfect anus

Instant downloads of any anime at will

Power of Mayonnaise Manipulation

>>560515930
The power to have no weakness.

>>560516436
but they are all Boku no Pico

>>560516497
your power is activated only when 5 multicultural teenagers wearing magic rings all circlejerk each other to completion to summon you

>>560516416
Anus located on your forehead

>>560516513
But the only power is the power to draw perfect circles

>>560516513
But you're gay

>>560515930

the power of don't desire any power.

>>560516704
But your penis is inside out 24/7

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>>560516643

I can fly

>>560516436

only the dubs one.

>>560515930
I can absorb people's memories.

>>560516436
But you're blind.

>>560515930
the power to cum endlessly

>>560516840
But only into large buildings

>>560515930
The power to control my life force/ atoms at will, invincibly.

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>>560516556

>>560516840
But you can't land

>>560516840
but only in a plane

>>560516673
That would be awesome tho

the power for my penis to only become an unerect at will

the power to make any person fall in love with you just by making eye contact

give me a cool weakness

I can sustain myself with photosynthesis alone

>>560516880

only blood

Completely indestructible.

>>560516880
But only in your own mouth

>>560516860
but lose one of your own, for each of another's

>>560516880
but only when alone

>>560516959
aids

>>560516959
But only during Winter

Instant high on any drug with the snap of a finger

>>560516957
but you ejaculate immediately

captcha: stayus came

>>560516513
You've undone yourself. You have no power.

>>560516860
But cant hold any of your own

>>560516880
Only from a male blowjob

>>560517038

no dick and must be fucked in the ass by 200 men every day or lose the power

>>560517001

You get the power of electricity manipulation

I can rape anything without repercussions.

>>560517120
You have no fingers

>>560517181
But then you will get raped by what you raped.

>>560517038
But obese enough to not be able to move

>>560517038
Only while taking a shit.

>>560516880
but not being able to end it

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the power to make people like me

>>560517268
Is it really rape then?

>>560515930
I always have the high ground

can turn invisible

I can do anything I want any time.

>>560517001
But you're albino and can't be in the sun.

complete mind control over any living creature

>>560517360

but you can only meet them in internet
i like you anon

>>560517360
They turn into Eliot Rodger

I can actually be happy

>>560517360
Only ever as a friend

>>560517360
no weakness
i know that feel

>>560517438

Except you no longer find joy in anything

>>560517360
Only when their sleeping

>>560517360

I'm I'm a good mood. You get laid at least 2 times a week.

>>560517360

at first, then after they learn more about you they drift away.

super speed

>>560517429
Only while fingering asshole

>>560517438
time is kill

>>560517497
sometimes you are a nigger

>>560517396
But you're always high.

>>560517360
But you hate yourself.

>>560517396
Only on volcanoes.

Complete control of the internet

>>560517497
except things that want to kill you

>>560517581
kek

>>560517564
You're a blue furfag with autism for eternity

The power to instantly close any pools.

The power to transform into anything my mind allows me to

>>560517609
nice thank you based anon

>>560517564
but only walking backwards

>>560517510
But you're a whiny faggot.

That's not your weakness, i'm just letting you know that you're whiny faggot.

>>560517598
HAHA, but i can mind control everyone into thinking im not a nigger, WHAT NOW

>>560517690

comatose

>>560517510
But everyone you encounter commits suicide.

>>560517389
they will force something into your ass that you don't want

>>560517663

Only tumblr

>>560517549

by gay bears

>>560517663

you have a shit connection

power to completely control the flow and ebb of time (rewind, stop, fastforward, and dvr save implied)

>>560517581
>mfw win win

>>560517690
the only thing ever on your mind is fat fucking faggots

>>560517540
never did anyway, big win for me

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Bend others to my will with a glance

>>560517687
by shitting in them

>>560517701
Try winning any duel that involves needing the high ground while you're fucking high. Off goes your head, and into a boiling pit of lava you fall.

Ability to save us

>>560517690

huge pores open up on your skin inducing tryptophobia

>>560517823
But you're shitskin nigger

>>560517823
completely invisible to anyone and anything, you are nothingness

can live without eating food

>>560517756
You fucking bastard

>>560517869

Permanently crosseyed

>>560517738
Yeah, but YOU know. You know...

>>560517690

but you're a woman. so you can only transform into a dick-receiving orifice.

The King of Russia

>>560517869
buy you're blind

>>560516903
But only when in prison

>>560517987
but you have cancer

>>560517941
Always feel hungry

>>560517880
um high ground
>get a load of this guy jpg

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>>560517389
If you put it that way, you have the power to sex anything. Easy with the horses, boy.

>>560517987
but it's cold in russia

>>560517987
Get fucked by Putin Hourly.

>>560517941
must drink piss instead

>>560517941
but you don't have eyes

can always roll dubs

>>560517883

you die in the process

Best Dancer in the Universe

>>560518172
have to kill yourself if you do

can call aquatic life to my aid

>>560518172
someone gets trips right after

>>560518196
But you have no legs, you mentally challenged trout.

>>560518196

except for earth

>>560518172
But only in trap threads

>>560518172

posts always get deleted

>>560518196
Only when dancing with old folks

>>560518196
White, so you cant dance anyways

>>560515930
Can shape shift into anything I can imagine an can actually transform into while follow laws of conservation.

Can control matter at will

>>560518172
Patrick Bateman takes smelly dumps in your toilet every time.

>>560518172

just in the time part also nice 33
>04:33:13

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I become a super genius who can create anything I want, even antidotes to destroy weaknesses and serums to create powers.

>>560518196
but only social dances like yeet or naenae

>>560518293
only works in the desert

>>560518375
only capable of imagining a fleshlight

>>560518293
You live on planet Mercury.

In space no one can here me scream

invulnerable to bodily harm and aging

>>560518051
thats a good one 9/10

Infinite cheddar.

>>560518453

Everyone convinced they will get autism from it

>>560517823
all the time manipulation also affects you.

Turn land whales into 10/10s

>>560518174
Dude that's fucking awesome

>>560518375
But only you can see the transformations while everyone else only see how you normal are.

>>560518453
only works on saturdays between 2-3 am

Power to turn other peoples ears into broccoli

am a mod

>>560518375
everyone else will always view you as a giant dildo no matter what you actually are

>>560518375

all your friends are niggers

>>560517823

But only for one second of perceived time per day.

>>560518497
desperately suicidal

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>>560518475

>>560518497

just from the exterior

>>560518497
1 foot tall

>>560516957
Forever

>>560518535
can't use any of it

Fucking psychokinesis

>>560518497
Super severe depression. Constantly feel an overwhelming need to suicide

>>560518564
but yours turn in to corn


heh. get it

>>560518548

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEELLLLL

Create an endless supply of perfect bacon

>>560518701

fuck

>>560518497
complete butterface

Power to roll dubs trips quads at will

Can wear a fedora without looking like a pretentious douchebag

>>560518567
are faggot

>>560518567

you are redwood

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>>560518567
You are always OP

>>560518567
>You're assigned only to /mlp/
>Let the trolls win and you are fired.

>>560518535
Grow allergies to all cheeses

>>560515930
to never be unhappy

But it really itches your scalp.

>>560518635
damn that's a good one

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The power to not have any powers.

>>560518756
You are a muslim

>>560515930
people think i am god

>>560518546
They transform after you fuck them

>>560518561
Then I wouldn't be transforming.

>>560518567

am a faggot

>>560518786

Actually are pretentious douchebag, despite looks

>>560518546
only attract butter faces

>>560518756

You know what, I'm not even giving this one a weakness. You win.

>>560518865
except you have the power to die, nerd

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>>560518174

holy shit. you made him jesus.

you win internet.

>>560518386
only works in the vacuum of space.

>>560518756
You only like sausage

invisibility

>>560518865
everyone in the world is full-on retard

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>>560518740
fucking christ I knew it

>>560518858
this was meant for
>>560518786

>>560518727
can only move objects that are 1 lb or lighter

>>560518865
Except your own
Wut

>>560516532
>>560516532
bullshit, he said Any, anime, and every anime isn't boku no pico

>>560518756

The bacon come endlessly out of your mouth, and you can never eat any.

>>560519028
you fuck

>>560518772
Die at your closest age of dubs

>>560518727
only works on your own anus

flying

>>560519012
You just want to be noticed

>>560519012

can't see shit when invisible, because the light rays just pass right through your now invisible eyes

THE ABILITY TO BECOME MOOT AND CONTROL HIM

>>560519012
>invisibility

underwater only.

power to grant powers

>>560519012
Your body lets off a really annoying hum while invisible.

>>560518756
Adopt Judaism and refuse to eat pork

The power to turn into moot at will

The power to kill any nigger you set eyes on

>>560519137
into buildings

Teleportation.

>>560518886
everyone is atheist

power to always achieve GETs

>>560519171

you get banned

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End Racism

>>560518489
power corruption: you're the richest man in the world

Power to turn every fatlard into a fit person on sight

>>560518772
every thread you post in instantly 404's

>>560519304

by turning everyone black

>>560519243
Can never look in the mirror because you're actually half black.

>>560519243
But you also become a nigger

>>560518865
Have the power, to have the power, not to have powers.

>>560519259
But you end up 15 feet in the air wherever you go and fall hard on your head everytime

>>560519304

turn into a nigger

>>560519352
The opposite happens when anyone sees you.

>>560519304

You are a slaveowner

Accurate as fuck with firearms

>>560519137
Have unending urge to crap on everyone's cars

>>560515930


Ability to become a gigantic beetle at will

>>560519352
Only by absorbing their fat

>>560518852
can never be happy

>>560518964
fuck

>>560518747
TOO MUCH GAY I CAN'T MY SON NOT YET! BELIEEEEEEVE!

>>560519243
You literally have to set your eyes on them

power to channel thoughts to
become reality

>>560519184
You masturbate to obama 24/7.

>>560515930
everytime I die I'm reborn as a pair of chloes panties

>>560519475
But you're a felon and not legally allowed to own any.

>>560519475
Only at public schools

>>560519513
You can only channel anime girls

Power to solve any problem with a catchy dance number.

>>560519475

Literal arms of fire

>>560519481
japanese people chase yo uwith nets whenever you transform

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>>560519614

>>560519184
the only power you can grant is AIDS.

>>560519513
u turn black

>>560519513
Lose the ability to reason after more than one use daily

>>560519496
I would have said, everyone was unhappy around me and I was aware of it

>>560519589
>legally

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>>560519614
heh

Mind control

>>560519584
Buuuuut youre gay now

The power of telekinesis.

>>560519184
only works on people with less than a minute to live

>>560519619
are a faggot

>>560519812
>Buuuuut youre gay now

of gays only

>>560519812

only to your own mother

>>560519812
Can only control the minds of retards

>>560519584
but only washed and unworn ones

>>560519812

only your mind

>>560519854
only allowed to move objects smaller than your penis

>>560519171
W.T Snacks is the bane of your existance, eternally.

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>>560519614

>>560519812

You can only control the minds of small insects

>>560519876
Already am. so that doesn't do anything.

>>560519279
no one else can see you get them

>>560519812
Only when you're asleep

>>560519818
>implying faggots don't love chloe too and wish to have her skin so they can look like they feel on the inside

The power to evolve niggers and Muslims into monkeys

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>>560517298
Kingpin?

>>560519279
Perma-ban

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>>560519614

>>560519475
>no fingers

>>560520075
you get sent to gaza

The power to have sex and cum with an attractive, 18yo, female slut of whom is not related to me nor is deceased nor is blind/deaf/or mute and has all functioning body parts, and no diseases, everyday of my life for the next 70 years starting today

Can use 100% of my brain.

>>560519854
Can only throw hairy homosexual men named gary

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>>560519965

Get Eliot Rodger a 10/10 before he rage quits

>>560520214

You're gay

>>560520216
must be sjh

The ability to play any musical instrument perfectly
>inb4 "are faggot"
>inb4 AIDS

King of 4chan

power to control and rationalize feels

>>560520214
Grow tired of her and prefer to have sex with old men

>>560519681


Japanese people do that to me anyway.

>>560519454
So the people are constantly sucked together and stretched out again. That's fucking hilarious

>>560520285
The king of all faggots

Power to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with any woman of my choice.

>>560520285
No one goes to 4chan anymore.

Skinshifter

>>560520214
They're sluts

>>560520245
you're the 10/10

>>560520279
You are deaf.

You're gay

>>560520214

go bankrupt

>>560520343
Right. So what's the weakness.

>>560520285
Every thread you post you are reffered as newfag

>>560520349
You puke everywhere when you do so

>>560520216
you're autistic

>>560520290

you don't have one

>the heart.jpg

>>56are the king of 4chan>>560520349
They get pregnant everytime

>>560520349
Jesus how many times must I add youre gay to these... well lets mix it up

Your penis was lost in a horrific car crash

>>560520349
Have to listen to the Black Parade during intercourse

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transform into anything

>>560520274
sjh?

>>560520404
Can only turn into a nigger

>>560520279
Only no one hears.

>>560520459

all men turn into 12/10 traps

>>560520279
anyone who listens to you tries to kill you

am an oldfag/ will never be called newfag

the ability to manipulate probability.

>>560520349
They all get abortions after they get pregnant

>>560520605
can't turn back to yourself

>>560520214
You switch genitals with her

>>560520535
This fucking 4chan app...

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I can make as many clones of myself as I want, and when they disappear, gain their memories and experiences.

>>560520605
Only after completely eating what you transform into

>>560520290
Only if the person is a 400 pound landwhale, which anybody can pretty much do.

>>560520605

You can't control it and you only ever transform into school supplies

>>560520630

get called summerfag

>>560520630
no one ever acknowledges your posts in one way or another

>>560520708

your clones do nothing but rape you continously

Every meme I make gets globally popular

Can make body temperature warmer or colder to ensure comfort at all times

>>560520605
transformations only last half a second

>>560520708

Like the SISTERS you only have 2 years max left on your lifespan

Anyone you touch gets a random incurable STD

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>>560520335
Well played. Wording is a race against time here if you want to be the legit weakness of somebody.

>>560515930
I wish for the power to repair anything without it turning against me.

>>560520887
Via reddiit and 9gag

>>560519996
That sounds kinda cool. Stealing it:

>Power: Ability to control the minds of insects

>>560520891

Weekly chili diarrhea

>>560520960
you get it as well

>>560520887
you never recieve any credit

>>560520887
Accused of plagiarism when claiming ownership

>>560520960

you jack off

>>560520630
You are get b&

>>560515930
I have a non-raping car like from knight rider

>>560520631
anything you manipulate gets undone after 3 seconds

>>560520851

oh god, kek.

>>560520960

You live in an Oblivion gate

>>560521152
its a hyundai

>>560521152

You total it immediately

>>560521152
It's fuel is semen.

>>560520630
Become an hero

power to see with my eyes closed

>>560515930

The ability to guzzle as much semen as I want

>>560521258
>>560521265
>>560521268
all of these sound good

>>560521152

It's a hybrid

>>560521001
only objects that are shorter than 3 cms and hard to handle

>>560521361

You must be blindfolded

>>560521374
You're now allergic to it.

>>560521361
Only while your heads up your ass.

>>560521361
Can't sleep

Luck always makes things go in my favor

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