Get me laid b. >7 decides

pedro watches you. he wants to see you in the nude. He'll come for you if you don't send me pics of dat ass.

Yeah, but I want to full your house if you know what I mean.

Nudes you slut

nobody watches Full House. you should be watching my cock.

Quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. Send me your tits now.

>>560481416

actually I'm horny as hell and really want to make sweet love to your body

Will you have sex with me?

>>560481416
no but id fill your house

Who the fuck hasn't seen full house bitch?

>>560482065
Re rolling for this

>>560481416
Yeah I watch it. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were so fucking hot back then, weren't they?

>>560481902
this

Ayy lmao

Hey Jessie, I never had the balls to tell you so here goes. I honestly think your one of the most beautiful girls I have ever laid my eyes on and I would love to get to know you better. So what do you say, you and I go do something this week cutie. :)

Ayy lmao

ayy lamo

>>560482065
This

>>560481902
reroll

>>560482297
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>560481416
CAN I STICK MAH SHARPIE DICK IN UR POOPER

>>560482297
winfuckinrar

I only care about shows featuring niggers and jews

>>560482297
winrar. don't forget to use the same bad grammar.

>>560482297
winner

>>560482297

7zip

yeah i used to jerk off to DJ all the time.

>>560482297
Rolling for this

>>560482297
n-no homo

>>560482297
winrar

I lost my dick in the war.

>>560481902
reroll

>>560482297

boo. fucking tryhard

>>560481416
no, never even heard about it before. but since you watch it, it has to be cool.
btw, why haven't we fucked yet?

>>560481416
I want to fuck John Stamos with a rolling pin.

>>560482376
wtf are you so excited about sperglord? A 1/10 get? Wow, I guess /b/ is exciting on your first day

>>560482297
this.

>>560482903
Noice

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come over and suck my cock or i come to your house tonight and rape your mom in front of you and then kill her and your dad and then rspe and mmurder you, you fucking slut.

>>560482903
Holy shit

>>560482903
ayy lmao

>>560482903
we could just skip all the bull shit and have passionate sex all day

>>560482903
Tryna suck dick for money?

>>560482903
YOUR MOM, LOL I HATE YOU

>>560482903

brace for spaghetti

>>560482903
I was wondering, Jessica. If you would like to come on over, while my parents aren't home and have some fun together. ;) If you know what I mean..

>>560482903
Let's do a bunch of heroin and kill the president. Maybe when we're done we can go spit on cancer patients for wasting precious medical resources

>>560482903
I want you to suck my dick

>>560482903
What number faggot.

>>560482903
Anal.

let's play monopoly or scrabble

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>>560482903
Are you fucking serious, OP? that was easy.

>>560482903
.....this guy could actually get it in

ayy lmao

>>560482903
I'm sad, pathetic, and lonely. I need friends as smart as you.

>>560483080
rolling for this lol

want to fuk?

>>560483167
oh damn! never had a successful thread like this one in a while

lets just spend the whole day with me inside of you, could you show me a few pics of that cute butt i've always stared at

>>560483167
Win f'n rar

OMG, how about you come over for a movie date one day when your free my princess. (:

I feel rly horney. gimme sum noods, bitch

>>560483080
This holy fuck this.

>>560483297
hey hey hey>>560483080
that post won.

Well, I'd like to watch some Full House and then bury my dick so far inside your butt fflower that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur. You do like it up the poop chute, right?

>>560482903
JUST TAKE IT AND RUN OP. NO MORE POSTING HERE

TALK WITH THE WOMEN

Didn't you already know she was into you?

>>560482903
Niko, let's go bowling!

>>560483551
this

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OP leave? What a faggot

>>560483337
I'm trying my best to keep it successful.

>>560483269
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

ayy lmao

noice <

>>560482903
You've been wanting to tell me that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?

What the fuck is your problem?

>>560483450
THIS

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Apart from bending you over and FUCKING you in the butt? (which btw is PACKED with fucking grease). How bout you come over for some pizza and a DVD? (Deep Vaginal Drilling)

i want to skate your ass a motorway

>>560483551
/thread

op please fucking run, this bitch looks hot dont let /b/ fuck you over

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OP left, SPIDERMAN THREAD NOW

>>560483718
lol

Op leave because he got a root and didn't wanna continue incase no root?

ABANDON THREAD

OP RUN RUN

ABANDON THREAD


DANGER

DANGER

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>>560483834

>>560483337

>that ID tho

>>560483482
holy shit...too bad this isn't a "word in your ID" thread because you would fucking win it.

OP YOU CAN STOP THIS THREAD NOW

>>560483167
this.

Op continue, don't listen to these faggots.

dew it, Opie!

>>560483080
rerollling for this

do it op

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Guys keep it up

>>560483337

>newfag much?

>>560484450
hardcore cuddling, have you heard about? its like regular cuddling, but naked, and with my penis inside your body

I mean like cuddling so close my dick penetrates you.

>>560484150
hello newfriend welcome to /b/

>>560484450
that or i could shove something down your throat

>>560484450
Well, Me could escalate from there if you would like, Love.. ;)

>>560484450
Like me slapping you with a jew cock ;)

>>560484450
SAY CUDDLING OP. IF YOU FUCK THIS UP I SWEAR TO GOD

>>560484576
holy fuck. this

>>560484450
Yeah, sorry if that came out wrong. But I'd just love to be with you :)!

>>560484450
Yeah! :)

>>560484606
lol

Op you need to break her heart for us. You got her all excited now say something rude and disgusting so she realizes you're trolling.

Please i want to see her break.

>>560484450
Anal.

>>560484450

FUCK THIS THREAD OP JUST GO WITH IT

>>560484425
that post already won with a reroll OP wont do it though.

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Just send her this pic op

>>560484707
i sincerely hope you say cuddling instead of copying that post

Well yeah, obviously, and we could get to know each other and see where the night takes us ;)

>>560484450
You know exactly what I mean. Let's just say I hope Jesus isn't watching.

>>560484450
Kinda. It's cuddling but instead I put my penor inside your ass hole

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stop posting, dumbfuck.
Getting this far with /b/ is a miracle itself.

>>560484829
this

>>560484450
yeah show me your ass so i can see what im working with

>>560483718
This

>>560484829

^

>>560484707
>>560484707
WINRAR BTW OP JUST GO FOR IT AND GET LAID FUCK THESE FAGGOTS GOGOGOOG GET LAID

>>560484450
No I mean shoving my 8 inch cock up your ass raw

>>560484707

this actually won

i think just write "cuddling" as per the post intended

Kinda like cuddling. We could watch a movie together and get really close, maybe I could kiss you and we could go from there...:) x

>>560484450
Only if you cuddle my balls

>>560484450
Don't fuck it up OP, no matter what these faggots say

>>560484450
NOOOO OP WHY WHY WHY

>>560484450
I could show you something fun? maybe we'd take a nice bath together, or?

>>560484576
rolling for this

>>560484616
i'm not new moran, I've been here all summer

>>560483718
Reroll

show me a risky picture of you, ill send one in return cutie

>>560484974
dis

>>560484665
RE ROLL FAGOS

>>560484721
This is nice OP. Don't fuck it up. Don't choose any too sexual answer from these faggots.

>>560485054
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

CUDDLING AND WATCHING FULL HOUSE TOGETHER, COME ON OP!

>>560483596
for the last time Roman I don't want to go fucking bowling!

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I guess this won

>>560484576
Fucking this.

Op you are kill why don't you just run ?

I'd really like to watch Full House with you, while I fill up your house, if you know what I mean, Uncle Jessie, wink wink.

>>560484576
THISSSSSSSS

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>>560484884

Howz abot I stik it n ur poopr ;)

>>560484576
Rawl

>>560485354
All night babe

>>560485354
long enough for me to shoot my baby batter up your meat wallet

OP! just enjoy your new gf!
stop the madness!

isn't this fake?

>>560485178
this

>>560485354
Long enough for me to convince you to go from cuddling to me being inside of you.

>>560485374
reroll for this

>>560485354
actually wait, i have a hotter girl coming over

>>560485354
STOP POSTING HERE. END THE THREAD. GO TEXT THIS BITCH ON THE SHITTER OR SOMETHING

>>560485354
Tell her "LOL j/k"

>>560485354
Tomorrow night and they will be gone long enough ;)

About 8.5 inches....I mean hours

>>560485354
Get out of this thread dude

You're in don't fuck it up

>>560485354
say 7"

successkid.jpeg

>>560485589
please do, ruin her night

>>560485354
quit while you're ahead

first can you send me a pic of what im working with here, the less clothes the better

Ending thread to bag this one. L8r b

>>560485487
SEND HER THIS HE WON

>>560485354
Hours, m'lady.

>>560485426
Get

>>560485054
I've had it up to here with your stupid ass bullshit. If your stupid white ass is going to reply to a post saying you aren't a "moran" then I have the right to shove my fish a foots length up your fat ass.

>>560485487
WINRAR

OP GO HAVE A GOOD LIFE

>>560485558
>reroll

>>560485538
rerawl

I might just have to kiss you the second you walk in the door....I have been meaning to for a while....

Tell her when your parents will be gone, then say "maybe the cuddling could turn into something more?"

Could not have done better. Get off 4chan and go cuddle faggot

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this thread is shit, you are all being rused

>>560485354
As long as I need ;)

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>>560485354
why do you live with your parents?

>>560485354
>>560485487
And pics, OP. These guys just got you laid.

>>560485354
They will be gone forever once I slit their throats.

>>560485778
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN 777 if fucking Moot didn't make post numbers skip dubs/trips

>>560485731
better give us a result story afterwards! its our reward

>>560485354
Holy mother of shit how is this even happening wat is happening can't believe this OP am I still on /b/ wtf

my parents will be gone all night tomorrow, but they said i can only have you over if i eat your ass

Stop please fucking stop, you making my jimmes rustle that you got this fucking far and your still going, da fuck is your problem? Now I can't sleep to night you damn fucker. Go cuddle faggot.

Well, we get really comfy, take off all of our clothes and warm each other up, up for it bby?

>>560485754
>your

Op, please, dont.

>>560485374
And one last reroll though I'm kind of hoping that it's real and OP just took the win and ran. Bury it balls deep man, give us video later.

But, anons, this is fake...

OP dont fuck this up now faggot she wants your D so dont throw it away

OP has ended the thread. erry1 gtfo

damn son, I just got here and am very impressed. get goin

>>560486281
As if we have better shit to do.

>>560485731
You better give us pics or something. Congrats, you're an alpha faggot now.

>>560485731
pls screencap and post results later

-actual answer-

>>560485354
Hey Jess, I don't know how to say this but I kinda have a foot fetish ( Please be okay w ith it! ) Could I give you a foot rub while we cuddle?

>>560482172
OH!

>>560485731
Curious to see where this conversation goes, keep posting!

instead of OP leaving, i think the best course of action is that we leave

We're better than this guys. he shouldve asked her rectal pics by now

>>560486526
Reroll

OP say can we passionately make love as our bodies rub up against each other. As we climax together I will look into your eyes and say I love you.

>>560486656
reroll

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mfw OP could actually get laid with a beautiful nice girl and is actually dumb enough to keep going until /b/ kills his entire happy future

>>560487315
Kek m8

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>>560485731
Bump

Maybe we could do more than cuddle. ;p

>>560488237
This one is suave enough

>>560488237
Winrar.

>/b/ might actually have gotten a guy laid by random chance
I've seen it all now.

>>560488483
you're welcome /b/ro

i hope we can do all the things we havent in the past years.. sorry i kept quiet. and my parents will be gone for a while ;)

>>560488483
>/b/ might have gotten him cuddles
Don't oversell us, anon

>>560485354
This sounds sketchy, as in fake as shit.

>>560489197
>...And how long
I think this guy could get more than cuddles...But then again...He had to ask for /b/'s aid.

damn now we gotta help OP, better think up some smooth lines..."I don't know why I never told you, I always felt it...this feels so funny!" fuckit yolo op

>>560489704
this shit is fake

>>560489756
niggerstonguemyanus is as smooth as /b/ will ever get

actually fuck you "I honestly don't know, I just wanna fuck you dry"

>>560481416
Who the fuck watches that gay shit now a days? YOU LONG FOR THE DAYS OF SHITTY TV SHOWS OR SOMETHING? How about you show me your tits and we find a place for you to take the D.

shit in my asshole please