/b/ what do i do, my mom is being a slut and im tired of it
>be 19 in college, mom is 39
>mom has ig, fb, twitter, acts like a 16 year old highschool slut
>she posts suggestive pics on ig, also wears revealing clothes and acts all sexual whenever my friends are over
>they claim how they jack off to my mom and her pics and she is a total milf
>everytime we hang out they mention my mom at least once
>friends jokingly say they want to sleepover at my place just to get a piece of my mom
>dad doesnt give a shit, is at work most of the time anyways
what do i do im tired of my mom being a conversation piece and how she acts like shes 16 all the time
pic related: my mom
okay to get this thread going ill post this image
shes half german half american and this is the type of image she posts onto instagram saying how shes supporting germany but in reality shes just showing off her body...
my friends had told me they've jacked off to her countless times, i dont even know what to think
this is what she posts during the world cup, she gets a lot of likes on ig she likes the attention
thst what all my friends tell me... im scared they are actually gonna do something though
My friend fucked my other friend's mum, he was pissed off for a bit but got over it. Just make peace with the fact that one of your more attractive friends will probably get to fuck her.
its just weird hearing constantly from multiple people about how hot my mom is, random people have literally tried to hit on her when shes still with me and dad
Dude yo ma is fit son.
I think yo parentals are swingers.
If I was your friend I'd definitely try to crash at yours.
If I were you answer is obvs son, turn dat ho out., slap a bitch up if she don't pay up. If she like dick at profit from da ho.
Your "mom" does an awful lot of modeling it seems.
close up of her face, do you guys think she looks 39? shes turning 40 in like 3 months and people constantly confuse her for being in her 20s
it doesnt bother me that much just annoyed that my mom is constantly in the conversation of my friends so posting on /b/ to see what peoples opinions are
That model,eerr, I mean "OP's mum" is hot as fuck
she doesnt model, my dad just likes to go along with her gig and has a professional nikon camera
its that effect that instagram gives
OPbyo momma need to listen n lurn.
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted
tell your dad your mom is a whore, dad beats the shit out of her, friends stop trying to fuck a woman with black eyes. Oh and if your dad has any balls, tell him about your rapaceous friends and he'll beat them too
She's only 39? She looks 50.
Tell her to stop tanning.
Also, I find your distress at the thought of your friends banging your mom fucking hilarious.
>YFW OP is actually the mom pretending to be her son.
Mount and fuck her in the ass to assert dominance
Here's what you do OP.
Make a fake account on all of those websites posing as some obese ugly fat guy. Tell her all these nasty things you'd like to do to her. Mention that you want to meet her at some place close to your house. She will wonder how this fat guy knows where she lives. Then being yourself, you can tell your mom that posting on the internet is dangerous because people can find out your information. Then being the fat guy again send her some messages like let's meet etc. When she declines you can have some outburst as the fat guy. Now as yourself again go out one day and come back home with like a bruised face and say some fat guy jumped you and beat the shit out of you.
That should get her to stop posting shit online.
why would a 6 month old have shit on his dick?
>friends jokingly say they want to sleepover at my place just to get a piece of my mom.
haha keep thinking that, if i was your friend and have the chance i would totally fuck your mom, the fact that she has a husband and is not separated/widow makes it hotter.
okay, this is proof this is great bait op.
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. while i was scrolling through this kid's mom's pictures and fapping to them, i noticed that "she" has an adam's apple the size of a pineapple. this is a trap thread.
Give her the dick to put her in her place. Its the only way.
>THIS ISNT OP'S MOM
>HES TROLLING /b/ INTO RAIDING THEM
i have not found any nudes on his camera, if they had nudes i think my dad would have it on his phone not on this camera
Hearing that just made my penis harder
no he always carries his phone with him
same chick right? what is her porn name?
Good job OP... half these people believe you
Does she do anal? I bet she does anal.
>mfw blasting your moms gaped asshole with my seed
bitch can't play soccer in those shoes.
also obvious reverse pa request is obvious, op is a faggot.
Only way OP can prove this is real IF.....hetakes a picture of his 'mom' with A time stamp. OTHERWISE, THIS IS FALSE
oh shit, the recovery program found a bunch of image fragments of i think videos, they are just low resolution screenshots of what appears to be videos, im gonna post the pics, also renamed the files due to names being too long, its still doing the thing so there might be more pics
o shit im shaking a bit right now didnt know this was possible
how's your first day going, new friend?
so far its only giving these low resolution screenshots
implying you are not blind or half retarded to notice an edit
that could be a raid request in a mask you know
Bullshit, as if you rename all the pics. Op is a faggot
this one was different, i guess different video resolution? but holy shit i didnt know my mom did this kind of shit with my dad like him filming her
If there are any old laptops, thumb drives, phone sd cards, etc lying around you should scan those too. Never know where you might find good shit that people thought was deleted
But continue, i´ll fap with those pic later
its still going but it found some other pics that have been deleted
_I'm_ trying to see more pics of this dirty slut, why the fuck do you think I told him about Recuva?
this thread... it's so cancer... newfags, are you really this fucked? OP has literally NO evidence that this is his mum. NO evidence these pics are of anyone he knows. you stupid niggers are eating out if his hand... OP, take a pic of the camera your "dad" uses. take a pic of the red chair your mum was sitting in, or take a pic of the exercise equipment she's next to in the dildo pic. prove this shit with time stamped pics, and I'll leave 4chin forever. refuse, and you admit this whole thing is bullshit.
Honostly bro, why the fuck have you not tried to fuck her yet. With the amount of shit she is pulling and the types of things shes putting out, you have a legitimate excuse for being sexually attracted to her.
idk i dont find her sexy cuz shes my mom, well like i find her hot but me and her dont see eachother like that just cuz its incest and were mom and son
i dont care if you think its my mom or not, im seriously just bored and curious its still pretty weird that people are masturbating at this moment to my mother
Face 5/10 body 7/10. She looks 39 but a good 39.>>560473094
^and I agree with this anon, I think your parents are swingers. Something is weird about these pictures, like they are for a specific purpose or something. Idk, she could also just be 39 and going through some kind of crisis about getting older. My bets are on them being used for something though.
Naw,ill say 20 percent believe OP
The other 30 just like to fantasize this shit.
>im the 30 percent
fucking finally. jesus christ, anon.
no one was fooled, we're just waiting for the sauce. You trolled 0 people, no one believed your story. We just wanted the fucking pictures.
Wow this proves she has a twitter account, great job Nancy Drew!
Not that any straight guys are missing this, but she is fucking amazing.
I would gladly let your dad use any and all of the fuckable holes on my 26yo wife just to cum in one of hers.
mfw that dildo is small as shit..at least compared to what i like to see
Have you seen her nude in "A HIstory of Violence"?
Why do you even care so much? So your mom's a slut and your friends jack off to her. So? How does it affect you other than your friends talking shit, which all male friends do to each other unless you're sensitive little pussies? If it wasn't your mom they'd talk shit to you about something else.
Other than that, who cares what your mom does? Is it really affecting your life in any real way?
It ruined her forever for me. Those saggy tits, ugh
I can see how it's super embarrassing to have a mom so narcissistic
but like you said, op, she's about to turn 40
she's got at least one kid we know of
and it looks like she's worked hard to maintain what is a beautiful body, very toned and healthy
it's probably a midlife crisis, needing reassurance that she's as much a woman as a mother/wife
that would suck to endure that, though.
d'you guys get along?
stop masking your stupidness merican. he fooled you. if you retards would start to learn more languages you would understand the world and you would understand when you get fooled by OP
D-do I win ?
I'm done guys, enjoy