ITT: People being lucky.

>>560443418
Not lucky. Stupid.
>>560443587
Not people. Animal.

>>560443759
You think stupid and lucky and mutually exclusive? Then I know for a fact you're stupid

>>560443759
not delivery. digiorno.

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piggy being lucky

>>560444030
:3

>>560444015
Not punctuating a sentence properly. Retarded.

>>560444563
Nitpick less and focus on coherent arguments more.

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>>560444563

/r/ the fpsrussia vid where the truck explodes and comes back at him!

>>560443759
>being that guy

>>560444030

#2cute4me

>>560444296
that was cool as fuck

>>560443739
>>560444712
>>560444853
So many shitty drivers.

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>>560444712

I don't want to be the one that has to sort that shit up.

>>560443759

Aspie detected

>>560446280
Lucky he wasn't wearing a seatbelt lel

>>560446280
Giant nono getting out of that forklift, he was much safer in the cage

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>>560446420

Thank god he was wearing a helmet.

Fried Chicken and Waffles have been proven to lower your IQ.

>>560444853
Guy moves out of the way, women freeze in fear

>>560444030

I can't stop watching

>>560446948
kek

>>560444017
nice

>>560447002
Are you fucking serious ? Do you realize that the closest one to the car is a girl ?

>>560446512
Not necessarily, in that specific situation he might have been crushed by the falling load because of it falling from such a lateral front and therefore being able to just bury him inside the cage.

>>560444712
Lived but pretty sure fired.

>>560446280
I work in a warehouse that uses the same racks. A couple weeks ago a driver hit a rack and sheared the bolts on the floor and nothing lihe that happened. I'm guessing that the racks in the .gif were at or over their rated capacity.

>>560446948
[benny hill theme playing in distance]

>>560444296
hahah what

>>560447326
As a factory worker on the safety comittee I'd definitely write him up for it, probably encourage the safety guy to can his ass/deny any workman's comp. You don't get out of that cage.

>>560444903
He saw the bus coming and decided fuck it im going for it

>>560444484
good one

>>560444903
wonder what the story there is

i am a huge fgt

>>560447235
You should probably watch it and re read my post so you don't look retarded.

Closest to wreck only moves cause car bumped her, middle person is still motionless after the crash. Farthest away (guy) immediately reacts and dodges the accident and pieces.

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>>560444017
Bravo

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>>560447498

It looks like there are some sort of large white bags in there.

>>560447571
But you can see in the video he would have been crushed had he stayed in the cage. The cage is meant to protect you from loads following along a much more vertical trajectory, not meant to protect you from a huge ass load avalanching inside the cage from the side.

If anything it just proves how the cage isn't sufficient.

>>560444030
High as shit and i feel genuinely happy watching this

>>560447571

And here we see all the subtlety and ability to make smart judgment calls of the average factory worker.

>>560447832
He had no way of knowing that when he jumped out of the cage, thereby it's not the company's problem that he tripped while running in a factory.

>>560447571
It doesn't matter. He's already swiped out and on the road for home

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>>560447571

What if objects get into the cage from the side?

>>560448154
Like I said, he had no way of knowing that so despite his luck, he did the wrong thing. Company's not liable.

>>560446596
what does he pull out?

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This is not just luck but also skill.

>>560447963
Yes I understand from a legal perspective like that, he's guilty, but that's just retarded, you shouldn't take that sort of approach when dealing with safety. Fact is, had he done the official "safe thing", he would have been surely injured, perhaps even killed depending on the exact content of the falling load. You're speaking like a lawyer right now, and that's not at all a good thing.

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Too lazy to post individual gifs
>do it for me /b/

http://izismile.com/2010/10/22/youre_never_too_lucky_gif_compilation_15_gifs.html

>>560446923
driver likely dead

>>560448267

Funny how cunts like you become the worst of sharks when suddenly give the slightest bit of power.

>>560448340
Let's imagine a different accident.
Man is running a machine that requires gloves, his glove gets caught, causing his hand to get pulled into the machine.
Ok, he's hurt, workman's comp.
Man operating without gloves would have been fine, but it's still the wrong thing to do.
Make sense?

>>560448924
He dide.

>>560448924
LOL

>>560448687
No, because working without gloves is also a terrible, terrible idea and not worth the perceived 'safety benefits' one would receive from working without them.

however I do believe that in that situation that man made the correct decision.

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>still alive
>no arms lost
>lucky

miracles like the ones in this thread happen EVERYDAY, MULTIPLES of times.. yet there are still ignorant angsty teenagers who doubt god exists.

>>560448687
Can you provide evidence that backs up your claim that one "should not leave a forklift cage when objects are falling laterally and into the cage itself", because I don't believe a work of your bullshit and it will remain bullshit until proven otherwise. I'm unable to find anything that stipulates an occupant must remain inside the cabin when tons of shit is falling toward him or he is not entitled to workman's comp.

>>560444563
congrats you have achieved colossal faggotry achievement

>>560444030
omg so fucking cute

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I have a few.

DUMPING

>>560448924
sauce?

>>560448563
So much this. People like this are literally the reason for the corruption of our society. Power hungry cunts who just want to assert they're authority over everyone. Jump off a fucking cliff and make the world a little better.

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>>560449314

>>560449195
I think the operating procedures specifically advise against wearing sleeves.

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>>560449198

>>560448687
Yes, but in both examples my point still stands: what's at fault is the lackluster safety procedures. Clearly, the cage isn't enough safety for that environment, just like the gloves don't provide enough safety for that machine if they can simply get caught and drag a hand along with them.

And really, there's more than just "workman's comp" which matters here. Like I said, you're really speaking like a lawyer (which isn't a good thing)...I mean, how can you really just imply "you should have just allowed yourself to get badly injured and maybe even killed, because then it wouldn't have been your legal fault and you would have received compensation".

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>>560449463

For the men and women of our armed forces.

>>560449257
That's one of the first things they teach you when you learn to drive a fork truck. You don't leave that cage if there's an accident. It's the safest place to be. If he broke his wrist sprinting away from the cab when he fell for example, that's all on him.
>>560449116
So's leaping off a fork truck and sprinting in a factory. he got lucky, he didn't make a good judgement call at all.

>>560449463
lol holy shit the luck

>>560448924
Asian drivers everyone.

I try not to stereotype, but asians being bad drivers is infallibly, undeniably true.

>>560444030
bump

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>>560449463

Let me just grab my tire.

>>560449548
Because he's the same kind of guy who would jump free of a tipping fork truck, get crushed, then blame the company.
Accidents happen, it's our responsiblity as employees to handle them correctly and not chimp out and get hurt then expect people to feel sorry for us.

>>560448289
Looks like a jacket to me

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>>560449473

No, you have to wear sleves with tight cuffs.

>>560444030
Is... Is that pig being washed in a bidet?

>>560446596
I don't understand what's happening there. Was there a smaller truck in the big truck?

>>560449579
>So's leaping off a fork truck and sprinting in a factory
compared to
>Sitting still and allowing yourself to be crushed by an avalanche of heavy load
is pretty good judgment.

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>>560449198
>>560449198

>>560448924
good riddance

>>560449915
>>560444030
it IS being washed in a bidet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JGRU1VrWE

>>560444030
>>560444241
>>560445190
>>560447148
>>560447864
>>560449294
This is the cute side of /b/

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this guy is lucky

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>>560449779

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

>>560449579
I can vouch for this, have a UK forklift licence

>>560448924

my sides

>>560449195
We had a guy at work getting bald in a similar incident.

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>>560449915

>washed in a bidet

You seem to be the first one who has noticed it or at least commented on it.

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>>560450156

>>560447630
And the bus driver was all like "fuck that shit I'm gonna have you now"

>>560450148
btw it's Tanner Mayes, you saucy faggots

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>>560444903

>>560449798
Or let the truck tip and still suffer the same injuries.

>>560450247
That's because most Americans don't know what bidets are.

>>560449554
Sandniggers planted it too deep.

>>560450148
You choosed the easy way. That's not what people are waiting for in this thread dumbass.

>>560445609
"Just get up and walk away like I meant to do that"

>>560450301
Naw, if your seat belt is on and you brace yourself as you're instructed to do you'll be fine if the fork truck tips.
As for that particular avalanche of stuff he MIGHT have been hurt, but his odds were better in the cage.
Basically the guy hit on a 17 and got a 21.

http://youtu.be/xyznKQlyuNk

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>final destination 2

>>560447571
This, You do not get out of the lift.

He still would be safe on that thing.

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>>560450297

>>560449579
>That's one of the first things they teach you when you learn to drive a fork truck
Nice evidence. It's not evidence. There is no law that says "leaving a fork lift truck cage when shit is falling on you or into the cabin will result in you receiving no compensation" which is sort of what you're arguing here.

What you are forgetting is that these events are considered one whole. Him running for his life when shit is falling into the cabin is a result of the shit falling on him; one event. If he were injured during this flee, the collapse would be the causation of said injury. Now, if the collapse was ruled to be HIS fault (whatever that may be, such as negligence), then he'd get sweet nothing apart from appropriate discipline. However, if the collapse was ruled as the company's fault, then he WOULD get workman's comp were he injured during his escape.

This would be established by a tribunal which would gather evidence and testimony then judge who was at fault based on this.

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>>560450430
and you choosed to brose 4chan before taking 6th grade english, faggot.

>>560449314
this is me on the plains of oblivion

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>>560447498
How to get a job at a warehouse?

>>560447002
>Reaction time is based on gender
>lol bitches amirite guys
>God i wish i could get laid
>why don't women like nice guys like me
>*tips fedora*

>>560450148
>mainstream porn
No.

>>560449798
Yes, I understand the logic of the "stay in the cage" thing, in many cases (tipping forklift, vertical load falling, etc.) it's a good safety measure. But you're not understanding the point. In this case, it was NOT a good safety measure, because it was evidently more dangerous than jumping out. Which leads me to my original point: the "fault" here is on the lackluster safety procedures. Clearly, the cage isn't enough, given it offers no protection against lateral loads like in that example. You can't actually blame someone for deviating from safety procedures when those very safety procedures would surely have gotten him badly injured or maybe even killed.

>>560450297
watching it for 3 minutes... when does it end?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhDUDV6YBpg

>>560449195
who ever the fuck let this moron use a lathe needs to be fired

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>>560444712
stupid Asians

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this grl almost chocked and dide

>>560450487
>but his odds were better in the cage.
How do you figure?

Have you not seen the gif?

>>560450848
I'd say this cock almost got eaten.

>>560450239

Getting bald? As in the machine scalped him or something?

>>560449195
reminds me of this kid who went to take a piece of wood from a table saw. there was a quick sound of cutting and when he drew his hand back it had 2 fingers less with a third hanging from a piece of skin. he stared at his hand for maybe 10 sec then started hyperventilating into a shock. dumbass teens

>>560450738
Walk it off man

>>560450858
They're always better in the cage. Some protection is better than no protection. had he nto been fast enough or fallen sooner or run the wrong way he would have taken 100% of that impact.

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>>560450821

>>560450405
this is true, I had never seen one until we had to diagram bathrooms in my engineering class. We had to have the teacher explain what they were to us.

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>>560449892
shit that broke his glass

>>560450405
fucking white people they just wipe their ass after shitting instead of wahsing it

>>560450961
Dumb bitch is dumb.

>>560444030
i bet such a well looked after pig would make delicious bacon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDnl5PMY6gg

Listening to acid right now, happy MGTOW.

>>560447832
If you look at the video the lift is relatively unscathed, pushed to the side yes, but not crushed.

If he was any slower running he would've been certainly been crushed instead of having at worst a broken arm or leg on the lift.

Its obvious have never driven a lift before, nor hit something with one.

>>560451341
I wish bidets were more popular here in the U.S. It'd be wonderful.

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>>560449198
oh you!

>>560449314
boulder does not crush car
I was deceived

>>560451071
>They're always better in the cage
No, they fucking aren't. Look at the gif again.

He had an easy way out by jumping out to his right. By staying inside he would definitely have condemned himself to being crushed.

>>560449473
Or not touching the piece you're machining. That dude is truly lucky.

>>560451486
This is a lucky thread, not a gore thread, you edgy faggot

>>560449645
he's riding, not driving

>>560450738
it knocked his shoes off
ayy lmao

>>560451465
Yes, the lift wasn't crushed, but the load did reach the inside of the cage, which is the whole point. In that specific situation, the cage WASN'T a good safety measure.

>>560450239
holy shit that would suck ass

>>560444853
Fuck i don't get it. Why do women just fucking stand there and expect everything to be fine? My fucking girlfriend did this shit too. A dog was charging her dumbass and she just stood there as if the danger would magically go away.

>>560451595
>complains about gore
>doesn't complain about porn

You fuckwit, if you want to try to righteously defend the point of the thread you better point out the nongifs and other things like porn too.

>>560451502
Actually there is everything going as planned here.
Although I'd probably wet my pants on cameraman's place.

>>560449554
man, that was fucking crazy

>>560451595
>posting gore on /b/ is edgy
Jesus fucking Christ, this board is going to be tumblr in a few more years.

>>560448289
His jacket. It's Russia. It's cold. He's gonna be standing outside for a while.

>>560451319
going way too goddamn fast for a snowy two-lane road

>>560443759
So he's stupid because he didn't fall? That's great.

>>560445012
I fucking hate cyclists.

>>560451502
>memecenter.com
>everything goes as planned
ok

>>560451839
>it's okay if I do stupid shit so long as other people do to!
Okay kiddo.

>>560451924
>but we're on /b/ that means I can be a shit if I want
Yeah, and people can call you out on it.

>>560449195

full vidya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9grSq-TWMQ

>>560447002
Yeah, men sure are great with their reflexes and the superior sex in every way.

Coward should've dragged the women with him.

>>560451341
most houses are built without bidets.
I really don't think that the average person is at fault for that

>>560451092
fuck me that looks good

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>lucky bat

>>560451714
That's not luck, that's engineering.

>>560447770
wtf that wasn't even a jump, more of a shoulder charge

>>560451341
We have wetwipes.

>>560450705
Find someplace that will hire people without forklift experience, other wise you probably won't get hired at most places without it.

>>560452164
>this is what feminists believe.

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>>560451595
Lucky for the other people

>>560451924
It's sad but true. /b/ is the only good place to find gore that wont get you put on a FBI watch list.

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>>560449198

>>560449195
1. Isn't there an almost exact same gif where the guy gets fucked up?

2. What machine is that?

3. That dude's a retard, holy shit.

>>560452157
>vidya
That's not what that word means you fag

my fucker work mate almost crushed me under a huge beam a few days ago while he was fucking around on the forklift behind me and i was cutting bars on the saw. He was driving around carrying it and it hit a ceiling on the warehouse and fell down 2 feet behind me.

>>560452491
It's not normal to blow yourself and your comrades up instead of your enemy. But on RPG7, it is.

RPG7. Not even once.

>>560449198
If it happens multiple times a day, how is that a miracle?

>>560451486
brings a whole new meaning to, "it's raining men"

>>560450423
>>560450423

No.... at the speed those convoy's travel.... if they were tryign to get a specific target... they did it just right.... drive at upwards of 60 miles per hour and then just drive into a brick wall with barely any time to hit the brakes.... because thats pretty much what would've happened if that humvee had kept driving straight

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>>560452058
/b/ what happened to you....

>>560447770
>ijustwannagetpaid.jpeg

>>560452529
its a lathe

>>560450961
wasted

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>>560443418
Flying cameraman?

>>560451801
You fail to see the fact that had his reaction time been shitter he most certainly wouldn't have been alive.

Just like cars most equipment can never fully be made safe for every situation, without fully neutering them from doing what they're designed to do, but they will most likely keep from getting killed in every situation.

Drive a lift and you'll see what I mean, they are powerful machines and you have to be aware of everything your doing to keep from injuring yourself or others.

And the safest spot anywhere in the area of a lift is the lift itself.

>>560452438
>attempt to save lives
>feminist

Men are clearly the greater sex, why not help dumb bitches who freeze up then?

>>560451092
>h

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>>560452795

>>560452307
yeah those are nasty

>>560452058

>Ad hominem

fuck this guy

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>>560452640

Keep it cool, guy.

>>560453003
Volvo's new emergency brake system is fucking based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

>>560449554
Wish they'd got them. Fuck the military.

>>560452491
Those guys had shitty timing.

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>>560453003
Lucky son of a bitch, In Russia and everything.

>>560452739
So did 9/11 :^)

>>560449935
semi was turning to the left, guy turned to avoid it and ran into back of the semi's trailer and came out the windshield.

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>>560444030
>piggy being lucky

piggy being marinated you blind fucks

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>>560452058
sjws....

pic unrelated

>>560452795
>oh no my seekrit club ;-;

>>560453023
Because feminists think men are supposed to be responsible for everything, while at the same time they should be treated specially.

Dumb bitches are dumb bitches there was no time for any heroics on the part of the guy to save their asses.

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>>560449198

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>>560453251
That's fucken awesome!

>>560452179
My first sight of one was quite young at my fairly rich cousin's house. He also had a fuckton of die-cast Transformers and was the first person I knew to get a Gameboy.

I never used the bidet.

>>560453593
top kek

>>560451595
id say there are quite a few lucky people there

>>560453251
That is fucking cool

>>560453775
>anyone who dislikes anything is a SJW
Okay kid.

>>560451486
Some people are more lucky then others in this one.

>>560451428
>scared of women
>lol

How's Hogwarts?

>>560444563
FUHRBERGMAHB
USBEHR
CLICKINTHEAS
KLKLIU
HUCKLEMAN
ERHMAGHERD
RIGHTEOUSFUCK
INTELLIGENCEHAJE?
NEGRO
TEODORSMAGICBOND
HOEUEUEUEUUEUEUE
EAGAMES
PORNOGRAPHIC
UBISOFTFUCKEDUPWATCHDOGS
SUPPORTHAMASK?
SOURCEISTHEBESTCS
YOUAREAFAGK?
w/e

>>560453967
when they sit around saying useless shit and bore everyone else with their morals.

yup sjw is pretty much that

>>560452058
faggot go cry about it on tumblr

>>560454196
right

>>560450148
Sauce

>>560452164
>Implying saving others and not yourself comes naturally.

>>560453251
that's great til the load flies forward and crushes the driver to death

>>560443418
i see we are still having the Darwin ™ competitions?

>>560448924
FFS This is hilarious

>>560454257
>>560454219
>>560453775
>>560451924
>tumblr
>sjw
Wow, and we thought we'd won the stupid shit with tumblr. How is /b/ this butthurt?

>>560443418
He died 3 months later of cancer.

Anyone notice how all these videos are from stupid European countries? Why don't you guys ever look both ways before crossing the street lol.

>>560454447
Someone post the one with the rolls of steel crushing the driver.

>>560449463
Burnout 3 Takedown.gif

>>560454593

>The only way Europeans can get "lucky."

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>>560445609

>>560454501

You're the only one complaining faggot. Fuck off back to the dike farm you landwhale.

>>560454501
there is no winning if they never shut up

and they are still here, running their mouths

"I think thats offensive!"

and the only people that give a shit is their hugbox friends with victem complex

and they always think it's a kid, because anyone who was politically incorrect would never talk to them since they are so fucking whiny

>>560453251
holy fuck that is intense

>>560454593
about 50/50 europe and asia, mostly because some of these countries customarily have cameras in every car

>>560449892
guess that this proves that anyone in eastern Europe can get the similar of a Canadian class A licence as long as they ask

>>560451714

Jesus.

That guy is a master feller.

>>560454501
you were the one that was complaining in the first place fag, if you're that assflustered then yeah go back to tumblr

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>>560454593
Yurofag here

I stopped giving a shit after going to Roma and seeing people crossing a 4 way just before cars at 90km/h without watching nor blinking.

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>>560449195
Why the fuck was he just holding it?

>>560446948

hahahahaha fucking laughed

if the cops are human they must've found that at least a bit amusing..but seeing they are not...

>>560449195
>filename

>>560451092
Nice flashlight

>>560447002
>>560451827

Because women weren't supposed to rely on their reflexes and survive in risky situations. Thats biologically speaking the mans job. Naturally they react like shit.

>>560454501
You're thread is shit because you're a fucking newfag who refuses to lurk and learn the board culture. If the shit we post is too strong for you, you're welcome to go suck a thousand dicks on Reddit, but you can fuck off here. Go kill yourself you fucking tumor, this board has gotten progressively worse because of idiots like you.

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This really just felt like the most quality thread I've been in in a while. Why can't /b/ alwaysnbe like this?
Good content, no trolls, sauce was distributed, OP contributed. It just felt good.

>>560451714
Look at him give praise to Allah.

>>560450148
How is he lucky? That girl doesn't have a penis

>>560452049
There's always one lard ass who says this

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>>560453251
lets see how the webm looks

>>560444951
I am proud to have started that meme

>>560455337

Yeah and somehow Amrifatcunts streets are more dangerous than Europe any day of the year. Yanks hold the record for road deaths and FAT REALATED STUFF

OOOH FATTTY BUM BUM

>>560453270
2edgy4me

>>560455685
I thought I was lucky when I got 2 bags of chips from a machine. That's super lucky.

>>560449257
Not that I'm trying to defend this guy, but during my forklift training we were told over and over to stay in the cage if anything were to fall.

It's a statistical thing. Seatbelts kill people, but save more. The cage is the same deal.

>>560455778
noice breaks
Volvos are so safe.

>>560455778
I cant even watching these without triggering.

>>560455685
yay, diabetes!!!

>>560445257
>>560447516

this is evidence that rodeo clowns are much better animal handlers than the riders

>>560455909
Bitch Please. I was handing out bags of chips when 5-6 bags were stuck between the glass and the dispenser. I didn't pay a penny to bang on the glass and retrieve them.

>>560444030
Mmm, I was expecting it to turn into a mutilation.
I'm disappointed in you, b.

>>560445609

Someone needs to add "NAILED IT!" as it ends.

>>560450738
"well, I gotta keep moving. I got places to be."

>>560455685
when I was younger I used to go to the movies and reset all of these machines making everything free.

those were the days

>>560455543
dat deserving praise

>>560444296
"I totally meant to do that

>>560456379
Can you still do that to new ones?

>>560444712
Luck ensued.

>>560456024

Yeah safe and boring. ONLY FUCKING OLD BORING CUNTS DRIVE VOLVOS. WE CAN THANK VOLVO FOR ALL THE OVER THE TOP SAFETY BULLSHIT LIKE SPEED CAMERAS AND REDUCED SPEED LIMITS AND SPEED HUMPS. IT WAS VOLVO WHO STARTED ALL THE SHIT AND GAVE THE IDEA TO OUR SHITTY GOVERNMENTS.

VOLVO: ONLY CUNTS DRIVE ONE

>>560444030
no one noticing it's shaking? PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA

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You want to see people getting lucky?

I'm lucky.

Check my ID.

>>560452179
they're cheap if you get them and just fit them on top of your existing toilet seat. plug them into the water source at the back and you're good

>>560454501

Please be le epic trolling anon

>>560447378

He barely touched it man and hasnt been set up correctly, Ive seen worse hits than that to racking

protip: Warehouse Supervisor (not proud of it)

>>560456503
idk, probably

I only knew how to do this when I was still hacking

>inb4 h4x0r omg

>>560455457
this
men needed to be quick to survive, the only thing women practiced dodging is cum

>>560456043
>triggering

Tumblr fag

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>>560456538
Why is this thread trolling so hard and so bad?

Just go jack off or something.

>>560456203
Ok, that's even luckier than 3 drinks guy. The only vending machine I use is frequented by grad students. If any of them saw that they would jump on the opportunity for free food. With mine the 2 bags were stuck together and one pulled the other.

>>560448314
>Jackie Chan goes to the grocery

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>>560449198
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 u 8/8

>>560456538
go play some xbox if you feel bored, faggit. the roads aren't there for your excitement.